Massage Parlor Reports

**LCB** · 12-31-19 03:39

Seven at VIP and Coffee at Euro are solid salad tossers. Honestly it seems like most at VIP are good at salad tossing and prostate massage.

-LCB.

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

Where or who can a guy get a solid Rimjob these days?

**LCB** · 12-31-19 03:36

If you like them older, Lena at Elite. She's great and a spinner. Formerly was at Euro for years. Then if you really want to feel like a grandma poking perv. Cindy at Sakura in Shoreline. She's old, but gives a great massage. She'll take the challenge to have you pop as many times as you can. 60 house 60 BBFS / multi HJs. Never had a BJ from her.

-LCB.

Originally Posted by SeattleDad [View Original Post]

Don't pin me with some weird Asian septuagenarian fetish, but where are these 70+ mamasans?

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**LCB** · 12-31-19 03:31

CiCi and Yung (Candy) are good friends and I think they hog and manipulate customers. They're both thickest, and have become damn lazy. I'm guessing they bully other girls there. I doubt Michelle will stick around long once she gets sick of their crap.

I would love to see a new lineup there.

-LCB.

Originally Posted by ILuvaAtar [View Original Post]

The lineup at ET has went downhill.

**ExecutiveDen** · 12-31-19 03:16

Anyone been to Jasmine Massage Bellevue? Or can anyone with Rubmaps account post reviews here?

**Martinh** · 12-31-19 00:11

Originally Posted by TakemyLoad [View Original Post]

Probably guys don't comment because they don't want to admit banging 50 year old + Korean women that have been taking loads for 30 years.

Hey.

I they're still cute.

Who cares?

**Sriracha1** · 12-30-19 23:18

Hi all, long time lurker first time poster. Too lazy for full detail but frustrated enough for a first post. Had a dream I went to DDS for the second time and just had to inform you all about the terrible nightmare. Went in with a friend. Amy (Asian, early-mid 30's) answered and friend got her. I got a shorter, chubbier Asian lady (I want to say Angela but never shared her name). Asked for $$ up front and terrible attitude / service the entire time. Started with a very HH CBJ. She tried putting on cover when I wasn't even hard so that was first red flag. Any time I tried touching my own dick she would slap my hand and complain saying no touch. WTF? After a few minutes of trying to jam my soft serve ice cream into her abyss while she complained, she leaves the room yelling and calling out to Amy who is performing her services. I start getting dressed and tell her to give me a refund because of all the bull shit. We argue a bit and I get undressed again thinking WTF am I doing. She puts another cover on my flaccid junk and starts yanking the shit out of it like it'll work, but at least this time she's quiet and not bitching the entire time. After about 10 minutes of awkward jerk and fuck, I blow my load and leave, never to return again.

Also, am looking for recommendations for any non-Asian MP's or any younger spots. I've read through the forum and have general idea that there aren't many at all in Seattle. Please PM me and I can also share my dream of the first DDS experience and several other locations. Thanks all.

**Seattle Dad** · 12-30-19 21:44

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

Some of the ladies at those Lynwood area shops are quite a ways past 50. There is one that is circulating around whom I remember from 25+ years ago and she was no spring chicken back then, and I'd guess that she's pushing 70 or past it. The reason I remember her was because she quite willingly took it in the ass.

All of those shops are more or less turning into retirement homes for old ******.

I don't partake much there anymore, but do cruise around and check to see if someone interesting is available. The last decent one was Kay at Airport, who dropped out of sight in late 2018. (No, I'm not talking about the psycho chick with the fake tits who went by "Kaia" or some such). Kay was cute and compliant and got the job done.

Don't pin me with some weird Asian septuagenarian fetish, but where are these 70+ mamasans?

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**Pigrig** · 12-30-19 20:10

Well made it in to see miss coffee the other night. She is a little spinner with lots of energy. She made sure all my vitals were good and clean during the TS. We went back to the room and a quick light touch teaser on my back before she started playing and licking then the flip and the little dress came off. She climbed on to me for a nice BBBJ then she slipped on a hat for mish pounding. (Side note. She's the first am that let me rub or touch the balloon knot might inquire about Greek the next time) got her on top for some cg then she pulled the hat for a bbjcim finish. Paid for an hour was in and out in 40 min but fully relaxed. Damage was 6 for the house and $4 for her efforts. Headed back to the land of lack luster HJ by old snags that up sale constantly. I'll be definitely trying to beat their prices down with "while I was home in Seattle I got* for * why would I not just save my money? Wish me luck LOL.

**Facials** · 12-30-19 18:16

Where or who can a guy get a solid Rimjob these days?

**Marko Ramius** · 12-30-19 17:10

Originally Posted by TakemyLoad [View Original Post]

Probably guys don't comment because they don't want to admit banging 50 year old + Korean women that have been taking loads for 30 years.

Some of the ladies at those Lynwood area shops are quite a ways past 50. There is one that is circulating around whom I remember from 25+ years ago and she was no spring chicken back then, and I'd guess that she's pushing 70 or past it. The reason I remember her was because she quite willingly took it in the ass.

All of those shops are more or less turning into retirement homes for old ******.

I don't partake much there anymore, but do cruise around and check to see if someone interesting is available. The last decent one was Kay at Airport, who dropped out of sight in late 2018. (No, I'm not talking about the psycho chick with the fake tits who went by "Kaia" or some such). Kay was cute and compliant and got the job done.

**Seattle Dad** · 12-30-19 15:32

Originally Posted by TakemyLoad [View Original Post]

Probably guys don't comment because they don't want to admit banging 50 year old + Korean women that have been taking loads for 30 years.

Point me in the right direction and I'll happily brag on a stellar experience with a 50+.

**TakemyLoad** · 12-30-19 00:53

Probably guys don't comment because they don't want to admit banging 50 year old + Korean women that have been taking loads for 30 years.

**ZeroFucks** · 12-29-19 22:58

Originally Posted by FerndaleTJ [View Original Post]

Any intel on West Seattle establishments? Thinking about stopping by rose foot spa. Transportation is limited to Uber / loft. Thanks in advance for the guidance!

Nothing in West Seattle any more that I know of.

After Rose's ownership changed the extras went away. I haven't been there in like 4 months because of it.

Your best bet is White Center or possibly Georgetown.

**WangDang23** · 12-29-19 21:16

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

I see all these reports of hit and miss services at DDS and other places.

Have people stopped going to Eurotouch and the other places up north for any particular reason?

It is only a desperation place for me now. Really good service is not consistent even from the better girls. Even Michelle, who I had a great arrangement with, gave me a just ok experience a couple weeks ago. And if she's dropped in quality, then I'm done there unless desperate at late hours. Too many good providers out there that give quality consistently.

**ILuvaAtar** · 12-29-19 20:37

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

I see all these reports of hit and miss services at DDS and other places.

Have people stopped going to Eurotouch and the other places up north for any particular reason?

The lineup at ET has went downhill.