Massage Parlor Reports

[GreyJake]

Yes, I meant Lana. I didn't know she left. It's been a while since I have been there, but she seemed to be an anchor at Elite. Nice lady. For sure. I miss Bibi from there, too.

-LCB.

Yeah, Lana left in early September, said she had to tend to family matters in Korea and would be gone at least a month. That was 4 months ago, hope she comes back pretty soon. Bibi was great too.

[Marko Ramius]

Don't pin me with some weird Asian septuagenarian fetish, but where are these 70+ mamasans? .

Well, I've observed Anna both at Airport and ET. But I haven't actually had an encounter with her in 20 years. Funny how I remember her face when during most of our sessions she was bent over the massage table holding her cheeks.

The MMS at VIP looks like she needs to buy a walker.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hi all, long time lurker first time poster. Too lazy for full detail but frustrated enough for a first post. Had a dream I went to DDS for the second time and just had to inform you all about the terrible nightmare. Went in with a friend. Amy (Asian, early-mid 30's) answered and friend got her. I got a shorter, chubbier Asian lady (I want to say Angela but never shared her name). Asked for $$ up front and terrible attitude / service the entire time. Started with a very HH CBJ. She tried putting on cover when I wasn't even hard so that was first red flag. Any time I tried touching my own dick she would slap my hand and complain saying no touch. WTF? After a few minutes of trying to jam my soft serve ice cream into her abyss while she complained, she leaves the room yelling and calling out to Amy who is performing her services. I start getting dressed and tell her to give me a refund because of all the bull shit. We argue a bit and I get undressed again thinking WTF am I doing. She puts another cover on my flaccid junk and starts yanking the shit out of it like it'll work, but at least this time she's quiet and not bitching the entire time. After about 10 minutes of awkward jerk and fuck, I blow my load and leave, never to return again.

Also, am looking for recommendations for any non-Asian MP's or any younger spots. I've read through the forum and have general idea that there aren't many at all in Seattle. Please PM me and I can also share my dream of the first DDS experience and several other locations. Thanks all.

Fellow monger sorry about the bad times there at DDS. Yesterday went to Westlake to see Lisa my standard sex machine wanted to throw my dick deep in her mouth and then start pounding that pussy but she was busy. (Again have never seen the 2nd chick that is supposed to be there) left and went to see Angela sorry for everyone else but she still does the job sucking dick, fucking, riding dick and just a wild fucking mad woman. Clean neat no fuss no drama. YMMV never saw the 4th girl the monger spoke about but I think if you don't know Angela everybody is now Angela. Forgot to look for Uncle LEO who is supposed to be lurking. Stay safe. Oh Happy New Year and hope everyone finds a new hole to poon. My New Years resolution find a Vietnamese sweetie to bang the hell out of.

[LCB]

Yes, I meant Lana. I didn't know she left. It's been a while since I have been there, but she seemed to be an anchor at Elite. Nice lady. For sure. I miss Bibi from there, too.

-LCB.

Did you mean Lana at Elite? Is she back now?

[GreyJake]

If you like them older, Lena at Elite. She's great and a spinner. Formerly was at Euro for years. Then if you really want to feel like a grandma poking perv. Cindy at Sakura in Shoreline. She's old, but gives a great massage. She'll take the challenge to have you pop as many times as you can. 60 house 60 BBFS / multi HJs. Never had a BJ from her.

-LCB.

Did you mean Lana at Elite? Is she back now?

[LCB]

Seven at VIP and Coffee at Euro are solid salad tossers. Honestly it seems like most at VIP are good at salad tossing and prostate massage.

-LCB.

Where or who can a guy get a solid Rimjob these days?

[LCB]

If you like them older, Lena at Elite. She's great and a spinner. Formerly was at Euro for years. Then if you really want to feel like a grandma poking perv. Cindy at Sakura in Shoreline. She's old, but gives a great massage. She'll take the challenge to have you pop as many times as you can. 60 house 60 BBFS / multi HJs. Never had a BJ from her.

-LCB.

Don't pin me with some weird Asian septuagenarian fetish, but where are these 70+ mamasans? .

[LCB]

CiCi and Yung (Candy) are good friends and I think they hog and manipulate customers. They're both thickest, and have become damn lazy. I'm guessing they bully other girls there. I doubt Michelle will stick around long once she gets sick of their crap.

I would love to see a new lineup there.

-LCB.

The lineup at ET has went downhill.

[ExecutiveDen]

Anyone been to Jasmine Massage Bellevue? Or can anyone with Rubmaps account post reviews here?

[Martinh]

Probably guys don't comment because they don't want to admit banging 50 year old + Korean women that have been taking loads for 30 years.

Hey.

I they're still cute.

Who cares?

[Sriracha1]

Hi all, long time lurker first time poster. Too lazy for full detail but frustrated enough for a first post. Had a dream I went to DDS for the second time and just had to inform you all about the terrible nightmare. Went in with a friend. Amy (Asian, early-mid 30's) answered and friend got her. I got a shorter, chubbier Asian lady (I want to say Angela but never shared her name). Asked for $$ up front and terrible attitude / service the entire time. Started with a very HH CBJ. She tried putting on cover when I wasn't even hard so that was first red flag. Any time I tried touching my own dick she would slap my hand and complain saying no touch. WTF? After a few minutes of trying to jam my soft serve ice cream into her abyss while she complained, she leaves the room yelling and calling out to Amy who is performing her services. I start getting dressed and tell her to give me a refund because of all the bull shit. We argue a bit and I get undressed again thinking WTF am I doing. She puts another cover on my flaccid junk and starts yanking the shit out of it like it'll work, but at least this time she's quiet and not bitching the entire time. After about 10 minutes of awkward jerk and fuck, I blow my load and leave, never to return again.

Also, am looking for recommendations for any non-Asian MP's or any younger spots. I've read through the forum and have general idea that there aren't many at all in Seattle. Please PM me and I can also share my dream of the first DDS experience and several other locations. Thanks all.

[Seattle Dad]

Some of the ladies at those Lynwood area shops are quite a ways past 50. There is one that is circulating around whom I remember from 25+ years ago and she was no spring chicken back then, and I'd guess that she's pushing 70 or past it. The reason I remember her was because she quite willingly took it in the ass.

All of those shops are more or less turning into retirement homes for old ******.

I don't partake much there anymore, but do cruise around and check to see if someone interesting is available. The last decent one was Kay at Airport, who dropped out of sight in late 2018. (No, I'm not talking about the psycho chick with the fake tits who went by "Kaia" or some such). Kay was cute and compliant and got the job done.

Don't pin me with some weird Asian septuagenarian fetish, but where are these 70+ mamasans? .

[Pigrig]

Well made it in to see miss coffee the other night. She is a little spinner with lots of energy. She made sure all my vitals were good and clean during the TS. We went back to the room and a quick light touch teaser on my back before she started playing and licking then the flip and the little dress came off. She climbed on to me for a nice BBBJ then she slipped on a hat for mish pounding. (Side note. She's the first am that let me rub or touch the balloon knot might inquire about Greek the next time) got her on top for some cg then she pulled the hat for a bbjcim finish. Paid for an hour was in and out in 40 min but fully relaxed. Damage was 6 for the house and $4 for her efforts. Headed back to the land of lack luster HJ by old snags that up sale constantly. I'll be definitely trying to beat their prices down with "while I was home in Seattle I got* for * why would I not just save my money? Wish me luck LOL.

[Facials]

Where or who can a guy get a solid Rimjob these days?

[Marko Ramius]

Probably guys don't comment because they don't want to admit banging 50 year old + Korean women that have been taking loads for 30 years.

Some of the ladies at those Lynwood area shops are quite a ways past 50. There is one that is circulating around whom I remember from 25+ years ago and she was no spring chicken back then, and I'd guess that she's pushing 70 or past it. The reason I remember her was because she quite willingly took it in the ass.

All of those shops are more or less turning into retirement homes for old ******.

I don't partake much there anymore, but do cruise around and check to see if someone interesting is available. The last decent one was Kay at Airport, who dropped out of sight in late 2018. (No, I'm not talking about the psycho chick with the fake tits who went by "Kaia" or some such). Kay was cute and compliant and got the job done.