Massage Parlor Reports

[Maxen]

Got a text greeting from an old atf yesterday, after a few formalities asked if she's 'back' from her hiatus from Sunshine. Says 'yes' woohoo!! We'll 'talk' in a few to get details. Hope it happens I need some 'old new blood'.

[Maxen]

Usually go with Lilly but I'm itching.

Your itching cause she's 'dirty' but not 'dirty' in a good way LOL. It took a few showers to get the 'musty' smell to tone down. Glad I used a cover!! Good luck and stay safe all!

[BenderOver]

Nice writing style for sure. Read some of your other reviews.

Writing style of me or BQ?

[BenderOver]

Did you get a titfuck from Annie. Chubby with heavy tits.

Usually go with Lilly but I'm itching.

I recommend upping your budget by $20 and test out Perfect Massage on Garvey or K-Massage on Lower Azusa. You may not find what you're looking for on the FIRST of those visits, and like any MP may require asking for a line up on various days of the week. But you'll find at least the $20 extra you get sharked for is worth it because your eyes will thank you for it. Also, Lily only does CBJ and her face is a train wreck, as much as I love her titties.

Check it out and let us know what you think.

[RubMePls]

Annie / Anna has quite a nice stable of talent lately.

Did you get a titfuck from Annie. Chubby with heavy tits.

Usually go with Lilly but I'm itching.

[SaltyDog]

Hey BQ, thanks for posting. It's great that you're contributing some useful info that I'd love to check out if you recommend. However, if you're encoding your post to evade LEO, please go easy on the wizardry. It's not that I'm too lazy to try to figure out where your review is based, but it's a bit over the top. Can ya help some of us senior guys out so that at least we can figure out what's happening? Much obliged.

Bender.

Nice writing style for sure. Read some of your other reviews.

[JacobsLadder69]

Went to K Massage on Sunday hoping to find Candy. Was told that she never works Sundays and that I should try Sammon (spelling?) TOFTT and can't recommend.

First off, K Massage does not stand for Korean Massage. It's definitely a Khinese operated business. Would recommend Candy, my experience with Samong wasn't so good.

L. Face 7. If you like GND then 7. 5 as she's a cute girl not looking like a covergirl model type. Body is nice, 7. 5 to 8, but again not like a covergirl. Can't tell if boobs are manmade or natural, but they looked and felt great.

A - 4. Definitely for business only. Checked cover often. Wanted tip upfront. Know what that means? She wants the money first because she already knows her attitude is a turn off and would affect the tip if you tipped her after.

S - 5. CBJ. What? After you took my tip money upfront, then you pull out the CBJ terms? No DATY by my choice because she coated her vajajay in lube. It was like she was basting her twat with KY and a 4" wide paint brush. No LFK / DFK. No feeding on those milfy breasts (too sensitive). No petting her clit. No touching her a-hole. Hurry up and finish. Did you finish yet?

E - 50 hhr + 120 tip. WHAT? You are shitting me. Seriously, no fucking way I'm returning.

Are. Return? Yes returning to K-Massage but not for Sammon. Recommend? Candy yes, Sammon no way.

Thanks for the review. Yep Candy is definitely my go to here also. Eva is also good. Selena is a young hottie that I originally met at GTW but she's a shark and has tried to upsell a few times. But if you get her on a good day she can be very good.

[BenderOver]

Went to K Massage on Sunday hoping to find Candy. Was told that she never works Sundays and that I should try Sammon (spelling?) TOFTT and can't recommend.

First off, K Massage does not stand for Korean Massage. It's definitely a Khinese operated business. Would recommend Candy, my experience with Samong wasn't so good.

L. Face 7. If you like GND then 7. 5 as she's a cute girl not looking like a covergirl model type. Body is nice, 7. 5 to 8, but again not like a covergirl. Can't tell if boobs are manmade or natural, but they looked and felt great.

A - 4. Definitely for business only. Checked cover often. Wanted tip upfront. Know what that means? She wants the money first because she already knows her attitude is a turn off and would affect the tip if you tipped her after.

S - 5. CBJ. What? After you took my tip money upfront, then you pull out the CBJ terms? No DATY by my choice because she coated her vajajay in lube. It was like she was basting her twat with KY and a 4" wide paint brush. No LFK / DFK. No feeding on those milfy breasts (too sensitive). No petting her clit. No touching her a-hole. Hurry up and finish. Did you finish yet?

E - 50 hhr + 120 tip. WHAT? You are shitting me. Seriously, no fucking way I'm returning.

Are. Return? Yes returning to K-Massage but not for Sammon. Recommend? Candy yes, Sammon no way.

[BenderOver]

Google ice bar or yelp it. Youll find a hidden gem.

4 for hhr and. 5 for hr.

Only offered CBJ and HE. Pricing was over the top. Would not really recommend unless you're ok with that. Only 2 available when I went face and body were above avrg.

BQ.

Gotcha. CBJ is not my happy place. Appreciate that you TOFTT.

[Slkid82]

I think they may be affiliated with Asian Spa on Glendora ave. Same girl and same pricing.

New spot. Been open for a month. Top of frozen water bar.

4 for hhr. Rapper for 1 hr. Did hhr since just testing water.

Above avrge looks.

Only offered HE and CBJ.

60/100.

Pretty pushy. Did not want to negotiate.

Opted for the poor mans choice.

All in all 1 bill.

Would not really repeat due to upcharge. Otherwise nice place nice face nice waist.

Figured for MAGIC show On Garvey. Only roaming allowed. Finally decided its a legit shop with some lenient people.

[SaltyDog]

Went to the desert watering hole to visit Linda as I just so happened to be in the area again. This time I needed a god hard massage and got exactly that. That woman can really man handle you but in a good way. Massage was very strong for about thirty minutes then turned sensual with her running fingers down my but crack then pulling on my nut sack. She knows how I like it then grabbed my balls pulled some then started stroking my dick. She'd pull a little harder and stroke my dick more. I got hard as hell and I just rolled over. Down went her pants and down in my dick. She sucked me good and continued pulling on my balls. She stopped pulling and repacked for my nipples and started pinching and pulling. Ouch! In a good way of course. I had my fingers up her wet pussy. I think she enjoyed hearing me grunt in pain. She then switched from pinching my nipples to biting my nipples while stroking my dick and the pressure of her lips and teeth made cum hard. Got it in her hair, she didn't car just kept stroking every dip of cum out of me, it was good in a weird way I suppose but I like that shit.

When she left for a towel I did the sniff test in my fingers and smelt like normal vagina, not fresh but like a normal pussy smell with a little little musky smell Smelt like pussy.

She said it good to see me as she not yet ready for the holiday.

[Ezinho]

I found myself in Rosemead today, driving back to Sacramento, so I though I'd get a massage and maybe a HE before heading back on the long drive. Decided to go to Happy Massage. The lady was named Amy, an older. Chinese, but she looked quite trashy. I wasn't sure what I would be offered here but the half hour fee was only $25 so what the hell. Turns out to be a suck shack, massage only lasted 5 minutes. She wanted 80 for BJ, I offered 40 and we settled on 60. Then she said condom and I said deal's off. Quickly agreed to BBBJ. Nice technique.

You guys are lucky with all the AMPs you got down here.

[BustQuick]

Hey BQ, thanks for posting. It's great that you're contributing some useful info that I'd love to check out if you recommend. However, if you're encoding your post to evade LEO, please go easy on the wizardry. It's not that I'm too lazy to try to figure out where your review is based, but it's a bit over the top. Can ya help some of us senior guys out so that at least we can figure out what's happening? Much obliged.

Bender.

Google ice bar or yelp it. Youll find a hidden gem.

4 for hhr and. 5 for hr.

Only offered CBJ and HE. Pricing was over the top. Would not really recommend unless you're ok with that. Only 2 available when I went face and body were above avrg.

BQ.

[BenderOver]

New spot. Been open for a month. Top of frozen water bar.

4 for hhr. Rapper for 1 hr. Did hhr since just testing water.

Above avrge looks.

Only offered HE and CBJ.

60/100.

Pretty pushy. Did not want to negotiate.

Opted for the poor mans choice.

All in all 1 bill.

Would not really repeat due to upcharge. Otherwise nice place nice face nice waist.

Figured for MAGIC show On Garvey. Only roaming allowed. Finally decided its a legit shop with some lenient people.

Hey BQ, thanks for posting. It's great that you're contributing some useful info that I'd love to check out if you recommend. However, if you're encoding your post to evade LEO, please go easy on the wizardry. It's not that I'm too lazy to try to figure out where your review is based, but it's a bit over the top. Can ya help some of us senior guys out so that at least we can figure out what's happening? Much obliged.

Bender.

[BustQuick]

New spot. Been open for a month. Top of frozen water bar.

4 for hhr. Rapper for 1 hr. Did hhr since just testing water.

Above avrge looks.

Only offered HE and CBJ.

60/100.

Pretty pushy. Did not want to negotiate.

Opted for the poor mans choice.

All in all 1 bill.

Would not really repeat due to upcharge. Otherwise nice place nice face nice waist.

Figured for MAGIC show On Garvey. Only roaming allowed. Finally decided its a legit shop with some lenient people.