Massage Parlor Reports

**PenDog** · 12-21-19 09:41

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

When you find out your ex is a hooker (or: the importance of accurate photos

Very unusual situation. Thanks for sharing, Jinurso. We all win on this site when members share their experiences.

**Avg Joe** · 12-20-19 21:23

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

To everybody who replied and PM'ed me with jokes and hookup requests I just want you to know that I hate each and every one of you. 🤣

+1.

Totally agree with you.

**Producer79** · 12-20-19 15:21

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

D & D is legit, Comfort similar to Ruby Spa.

I am a regular at Comfort, I've never had a complaint of the 2 ladies that I see.

**Jinurso** · 12-20-19 00:17

To everybody who replied and PM'ed me with jokes and hookup requests I just want you to know that I hate each and every one of you. 🤣

**WhenInRome** · 12-19-19 22:24

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Try oki doki.

Checked it out but Michelle was a skinny Asian. One I was looking for was black girl who left ozone. Thanks though.

**TJGeek** · 12-19-19 19:05

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

Thanks for sharing! I want to say "great story" but that is not the right choice of words. But, I hope that if I saw her, I left a good review. While some of use would like to know who the lovely lady is (and based on what you described, I have a good guess), keeping it to yourself is understood.

**Hobbyist256** · 12-19-19 17:53

Originally Posted by Lukkylou [View Original Post]

Oh man this story made my day! Would you be willing to say which girl so I don't go and plow into her hahahaaa.

Haha! You mean so we "don't" go plow into her.

**Lukkylou** · 12-19-19 17:29

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

Oh man this story made my day! Would you be willing to say which girl so I don't go and plow into her hahahaaa.

**TaderTodd1** · 12-19-19 17:00

Maybe I could pay her a friendly visit! Mind if we take a peek?

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

**Jinurso** · 12-19-19 16:42

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

**SideTalker** · 12-17-19 21:51

Originally Posted by Vern2020 [View Original Post]

No, I don't think she wears glasses.

Ok, have seen both didn't get names) and one of them has great teasing skills.

**Vern2020** · 12-17-19 19:53

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

There are two petites working at Grand Spa. Both are great. Is Tina the one with glasses?

No, I don't think she wears glasses.

**SideTalker** · 12-17-19 19:02

Originally Posted by Vern2020 [View Original Post]

Just posting on a couple of MT's I've seen for the first time. Over at H-Wellness Spa I saw Sara for the first time. Kind of quiet and shy, but really good massage. On the flip she didn't allow much touching. Like I said-- kind of shy. But her technique on the HE was great. Nice and slow, for guys who like that. She's in her late 30's maybe, but very cute. Recommend.

Over at Grand Spa, I tried Tina for the first time. She's pretty small, but I asked for deep tissue and I needed advil the next day. I say this as a compliment. Really good deep tissue massage. Good L1 skills on the flip. Recommend as well.

There are two petites working at Grand Spa. Both are great. Is Tina the one with glasses?

**UncleNutzy** · 12-17-19 14:33

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...a/9405554.html

Is she the same Sophie from Chicago land Spa? If so, I've seen some pretty bad reviews. The chick in the pic is super hot tho.

**FieryGuy19** · 12-17-19 01:18

Hi Guys!

I would love to meet Jenny or Sandra from Chicago land massage. Been seeing great reviews and as per the site the damage is 2 for an hour. Does it cover everything or you need to pay the tip on top?