Massage Parlor Reports

[Miamiat]

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

Thanks for the story. I often wondered if that situation ever happens (on the safe side, she'll keep her mouth shut, unless she's proud of her new career).

[TickForTack]

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

Wow that would be pretty awkward, but probably good you didn't go threw with it.

[Member #6027]

I did a review of this place a few weeks back. My MT at that time was Lilly. She was OK, but I wasn't looking to repeat with her. Well, it was my bad luck that when I went back the other day it was Lilly who answered the door. I was about to leave when she mentioned that she would have another MT do the massage. In walked Angelina, and with that my luck changed.

Fellas, if you are on the northern end of downtown and looking for a place to go, I highly recommend a visit to Angelina. She has a fantastic body, and if the price is right you can see every inch of it. Alas, she knows that she doesn't look like the grannies you find at some other shops so be sure to bring your checkbook.

Personally, I don't indulge in any of the higher level activities discussed on this board. But, for those of you that do, it is my understanding that the menu at this place is pretty extensive -- and I suspect Angelina would be an excellent choice for any of those services. A couple of other notes:

First, in addition to Lilly and Angelina there was at least one other MT there. Like Angelina, she was pretty. I would have been happy with her.

Second, the older lady Lilly didn't seen to take offense at being passed over. If you're not happy with the MT ask for someone else.

Third, I usually pay for the hour when getting a massage. But, I would recommend the half hour at this place. The massage isn't very good (and I don't mean that it was a non-existent feather touch kind of thing). They seem to work hard and put a lot of effort into the massage, but they aren't that good at it. I've had a kink in my neck ever since I left.

[Mr LoudMonger]

After the first two places I went to were busy, I figured I'd try Moon. Been a long time, I remember having fun with an older and too large lady there. Saw a different one this time. Also a bit older especially in the face, but a nice body, round butt, and wearing daisy dukes. I was happy with their standard service.

[Gopher88]

I am a regular at Comfort, I've never had a complaint of the 2 ladies that I see.

North ave I would think? Very good.

[Gopher88]

I am a regular at Comfort, I've never had a complaint of the 2 ladies that I see.

All good. All I have to say have you try the girl at D&D with all the Piercings. Can't say have name not aloud. Cute.

[PenDog]

When you find out your ex is a hooker (or: the importance of accurate photos

Very unusual situation. Thanks for sharing, Jinurso. We all win on this site when members share their experiences.

[Avg Joe]

To everybody who replied and PM'ed me with jokes and hookup requests I just want you to know that I hate each and every one of you. 🤣

+1.

Totally agree with you.

[Producer79]

D & D is legit, Comfort similar to Ruby Spa.

I am a regular at Comfort, I've never had a complaint of the 2 ladies that I see.

[Jinurso]

To everybody who replied and PM'ed me with jokes and hookup requests I just want you to know that I hate each and every one of you. 🤣

[WhenInRome]

Try oki doki.

Checked it out but Michelle was a skinny Asian. One I was looking for was black girl who left ozone. Thanks though.

[TJGeek]

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

Thanks for sharing! I want to say "great story" but that is not the right choice of words. But, I hope that if I saw her, I left a good review. While some of use would like to know who the lovely lady is (and based on what you described, I have a good guess), keeping it to yourself is understood.

[Hobbyist256]

Oh man this story made my day! Would you be willing to say which girl so I don't go and plow into her hahahaaa.

Haha! You mean so we "don't" go plow into her.

[Lukkylou]

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

Oh man this story made my day! Would you be willing to say which girl so I don't go and plow into her hahahaaa.

[TaderTodd1]

Maybe I could pay her a friendly visit! Mind if we take a peek?

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.