Massage Parlor Reports

[Horsetrader]

It was outside the USA. I've also had really good experiences with Thai girls. If I could find the right one, who doesn't have passport issues and isn't a working girl, I'd leave the hobby and import her. 😉.

Unfortunately almost all of them have difficulty getting into the USA due to sketchy birth certificate records.

Was married to a Thai girl and its not all its cracked up to be, dated a Filipina for 6 years and after experiencing both, I would take a Filipna over a Thai girl any day of the week. Although now I'm in love with a Chinese girl, Love her to death but by far the most difficult of the bunch. LOL.

Be very sure before you import a Thai woman. You will probably need to get a fiance visa, which takes about a year, and then fly her to USA. You will then have 90 days to either marry her or send her back to Thailand. She will have a medical exam and a legal background check before you can bring her inside USA. I've never heard of birth certificate record problems, though many Thai people have birth certificates that may be a month or two different from the actual date of birth.

The young, pretty Isaan (Thai) girls have a reputation as being great fucks but terrible wives for Americans; we just can't resist. They marry us for financial reasons, expecting you to send more than $200/ month to family in Thailand. Huge percentage of these marriages end in divorce. I've seen friends suffer the heartache and financial problems of American-Thai marriage. There is something about the fun factor of Thai women that is appealing to us, they know how to keep us happy for as long as they want and then everything turns to shit.

For those of us who have the Thai variant of yellow fever, I recommend that you do what I do: go to Thailand. You can have a great month for $6,000-$9,000 including airline, food, Thai transportation, hotels, and all the pussy you can handle for a month.

[VitaminSteeb]

Now, I've SEEN Mona multiple times, but never had a session with her. I wasn't as impressed as most seem to be. She did TUMA really well, and was receptive to FF, but apart from that wasn't remarkable. And she was often checking the screen, which I think we have all agreed is a consistent issue. She wasn't bad, but definitely not the amazing experience I'd thought. I will repeat at King's because I see from recent reviews that more talent has arrived.

I first saw Mona at GG, and would describe the session as adequate. When I saw her again like years later at Shangrila, I barely recognized her, after she said she remembered me. Even had her name wrong (her accent). Saw her for 3 of my first 4 visits to Shang (had a Tiffany break in there), and after developing a rapport, she really starts to shine. Obviously YMMV, different chemistry and all that, but My first session with her didn't live up to the hype either. Now, I'll take her any time I draw her, and would prefer her to most of the NDS staff I've seen.

[BlueFin66]

Seen her twice and read that she might be up to a little Greek trip.

After a long, glorious BJ, she finally got up, and leaned over the table.

I pulled her apart and started to aim high. She resisted saying she just poo poo'd.

I sort of tried again, she said the same thing. I said next time? She indicated that it was OK, just not this time.

I think I might be getting the gentle rejection and that it won't really happen.

So I doggy banged her hard. Then flipped and simply pounded her.

Grabbed her rather nice tits and squeezed and finally popped.

She said I was a little rough and wanted me to be gentle next time, especially on the tits.

Towel and water and out. She tried to say Merry Christmas, but it didn't really come out the way it should.

Has anyone successfully taken a boat ride to the Greek isles with Nei Nei captaining the boat? Or is this just a gentle bluff?

Yep, she is willing. During my session she actually asked me if I wanted to partake while we were in doggy. She squirted some lube on me and in I went.

She seem to prefer more gentle so the little roughness you described may have thrown her off a bit.

[Kellner42]

Seen her twice and read that she might be up to a little Greek trip.

After a long, glorious BJ, she finally got up, and leaned over the table.

I pulled her apart and started to aim high. She resisted saying she just poo poo'd.

I sort of tried again, she said the same thing. I said next time? She indicated that it was OK, just not this time.

I think I might be getting the gentle rejection and that it won't really happen.

So I doggy banged her hard. Then flipped and simply pounded her.

Grabbed her rather nice tits and squeezed and finally popped.

She said I was a little rough and wanted me to be gentle next time, especially on the tits.

Towel and water and out. She tried to say Merry Christmas, but it didn't really come out the way it should.

Has anyone successfully taken a boat ride to the Greek isles with Nei Nei captaining the boat? Or is this just a gentle bluff?

Wondering the same question, I looked back through several reviews. One review stated she did prostate massage and reviewer later did FIA. He said he thought she was cool with greek trips, but all mentions of it are rejected attempts or people asking the same questing following that review- so I'm guessing no.

I had a dream at King's a few weeks ago. Greeted by someone who was not really attractive. I asked to see another provider, and it was Mona. I went with her since it was just those 2. Now, I've SEEN Mona multiple times, but never had a session with her. I wasn't as impressed as most seem to be. She did TUMA really well, and was receptive to FF, but apart from that wasn't remarkable. And she was often checking the screen, which I think we have all agreed is a consistent issue. She wasn't bad, but definitely not the amazing experience I'd thought. I will repeat at King's because I see from recent reviews that more talent has arrived.

[SplitLickity1]

Was married to a Thai girl and its not all its cracked up to be, dated a Filipina for 6 years and after experiencing both, I would take a Filipna over a Thai girl any day of the week. Although now I'm in love with a Chinese girl, Love her to death but by far the most difficult of the bunch. LOL.

One of my ATFs was Roxy at Cherry Blossom back in the day. She was a little older than the other girls but she was still fine as fuck and had a perfect little body one her. I used to see her all of the time when she was there.

[SpaDaddy1990]

It was outside the USA. I've also had really good experiences with Thai girls. If I could find the right one, who doesn't have passport issues and isn't a working girl, I'd leave the hobby and import her. 😉.

Unfortunately almost all of them have difficulty getting into the USA due to sketchy birth certificate records.

Was married to a Thai girl and its not all its cracked up to be, dated a Filipina for 6 years and after experiencing both, I would take a Filipna over a Thai girl any day of the week. Although now I'm in love with a Chinese girl, Love her to death but by far the most difficult of the bunch. LOL.

[LongAsTwo]

Seen her twice and read that she might be up to a little Greek trip.

After a long, glorious BJ, she finally got up, and leaned over the table.

I pulled her apart and started to aim high. She resisted saying she just poo poo'd.

I sort of tried again, she said the same thing. I said next time? She indicated that it was OK, just not this time.

I think I might be getting the gentle rejection and that it won't really happen.

So I doggy banged her hard. Then flipped and simply pounded her.

Grabbed her rather nice tits and squeezed and finally popped.

She said I was a little rough and wanted me to be gentle next time, especially on the tits.

Towel and water and out. She tried to say Merry Christmas, but it didn't really come out the way it should.

Has anyone successfully taken a boat ride to the Greek isles with Nei Nei captaining the boat? Or is this just a gentle bluff?

[Quacktastic]

Was this Thai place in Orlando or someplace where you traveled? Despite your experience, I will always keep my eyes open for Thai girls because I've had good success with them.

It was outside the USA. I've also had really good experiences with Thai girls. If I could find the right one, who doesn't have passport issues and isn't a working girl, I'd leave the hobby and import her. 😉.

Unfortunately almost all of them have difficulty getting into the USA due to sketchy birth certificate records.

[Horsetrader]

...Traveling for work, decided to pop into a AMP I've visited several times previously. All Thai girls, usually solid 8 or 9's in the lineup.

Today I pulled a mid 20's micro spinner with b cups. She was about as hot as you can imagine, just stunning. Get to the room and her communication skills are tragic, I speak 4 languages and still couldn't get my point across. She did, however, understand that I offered 1. 25 for FS and stripped down.
...

I got pissed and was going to leave, she offers a reduced rate. I stay against my better judgement. Always a mistake. Pay the 1. 0 and she finally starts a lazy petting zoo HJ. You know the one. She was talking trash in Thai during this, apparently not a fan of the rate she negotiated....

Was this Thai place in Orlando or someplace where you traveled? Despite your experience, I will always keep my eyes open for Thai girls because I've had good success with them.

[Everlast1]

First went to New Day because it was closer to my hotel. I waited forever for someone to come see me and when she did she seemed annoyed that I was bothering her, looked like she just woke up from a nap. So I decided to again go to massage connection. Saw the beautiful Kiko, I have tried every time to see her but she rarely does the deed anymore or so it seems. Had me see Blue who I remember from before she changed her name. This girl is fantastic, beautiful and loves to please. I can't wait to go again and again and again.

[BlueFin66]

Passing through Orlando and stopped in MC based on raving reviews on here. Location is right next to a busy street but the parking strip in front of MC is fairly quiet. I got lucky and was only person there. Dropped off $$ for 45 min at front and the hot hot hot mamasan invited me in. I requested NeiNei and she came popping out behind a door down the hall in her birthday suit. Details of visit was spot on as described in other posts, but I got to make a comment on that mouth of hers. Literal vacuum, thought my soul was getting sucked out of me and I did not want to leave. Mamasan was also playful and kept asking if she could join in on the fun, free of charge.

Definitely thoroughly enjoyed my short visit, will repeat x100.


As a boob lover on an Asian. NeiNei has pair of very soft, firm, full perky Cs. Also got fun eraser nipples.

[Quacktastic]

Sometimes all it takes is a visit to another area to see how good we have it.

Traveling for work, decided to pop into a AMP I've visited several times previously. All Thai girls, usually solid 8 or 9's in the lineup.

Today I pulled a mid 20's micro spinner with b cups. She was about as hot as you can imagine, just stunning. Get to the room and her communication skills are tragic, I speak 4 languages and still couldn't get my point across. She did, however, understand that I offered 1. 25 for FS and stripped down.

She starts a really pathetic massage, I ask for some teasing and attention to areas. She doesn't understand. Keeps massaging my lower legs. This goes on for 15 minutes lbefore I get really annoyed. I wanted some teasing by this goddess before the main event.

I literally put her hand on my balls and she goes. "Ok, you pay now. " And throws my clothes on me, I'm soaking wet with cheap.

Massage oil, now my clothes and jacket are too.

I got pissed and was going to leave, she offers a reduced rate. I stay against my better judgement. Always a mistake. Pay the 1. 0 and she finally starts a lazy petting zoo HJ. You know the one. She was talking trash in Thai during this, apparently not a fan of the rate she negotiated.

She wants extra for a CBJ, I am already irritated, so I declined. Went right to Mish and then doggy. Beat the bottom out of her in doggy, a proper spite fuck. She was yelping and trying to slow me down. I flipped her again and got myself really worked up. Pulled out, ditched the cover and rainbowed her from downtown. Missed the mark but hit her neck.

She acted like a total ***** afterwards and tried to cut the session short. Wasn't having it and made her give me a neck massage.

Probably the best / worst $220 I've spent in a long time. Told the mamasan she has a shit attitude on the way out.

Even though some of the local girls can be a PITA, we really have a great selection of excellent providers. Never had anything close to this bad in Orlando.

Q.

[SouthernRoam]

It's funny but I went there looking for less than FS as well. The girl that was there would not stop trying to upgrade me no matter how much I insisted. It basically ruined the session. I'm not reviewing. This was over a year ago so that woman is probably gone. In my experience, you are either all in at these places or subject to upselling.

Agreed, the offer for more can go both ways. Can be hot just knowing there's more available, or obnoxious if they are not into the task at hand. When negotiating is a brief 1-2-3-done then it's sort of fun. Too much back and forth ruins a session on no time, though. Either way, the guidance around here is outstanding. Much more-so than home base which is often crickets. Will continue to share adventures.

[Dexter76]

Was greeted by Coco and had a good massage hitting all of the right spots. Never had a bad experience at this spa always recommend!

Have had great times and some of the worst, is very hit or miss.

[Dexter76]

One of the reasons I'm sticking to MC right now. Is the fact that there are no camera monitors in the rooms or even a clock for that matter. The girls seem to get really distracted by these things. Went in search of a cheaper 4 hand. Scored late night 12 am at May spa OBT next to 528 across from Burger King. 4 hand was only $$$ total. But they watched the monitor like they were expecting to get raided. They watched the clock so hard I'm sure I didn't go a second over. Everything was covered, even my hand. They made put a rubber glove on for finger action. So I am sticking with MC where there are no monitors and clocks!

I do not like the monitors either, seem to be a huge distraction for the girls. I suppose they have their purpose but rather go to spa with no distractions.