Massage Parlor Reports

[Panchito33]

I saw her before Thanksgiving, but haven't been back since. Hope she's still there, she is a freak! One of the best BBBJs from a MP I've had.

I'm curious since there are a few posts stating that Laura has departed Green Spa, so will you tell us more specifically than "the other day" when you saw her?

[PlayerN818]

Does anyone know which places are more discreet? It can be kinda awkward and ruin the mood if there is a large waiting room with 20 fellow mongers or if the exit is too put in the open and obvious. Thanks.

FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.

[CoryBekem]

Does anyone know which places are more discreet? It can be kinda awkward and ruin the mood if there is a large waiting room with 20 fellow mongers or if the exit is too put in the open and obvious. Thanks.

[The Camel]

Laura did a hell of a job on me the other day but I'd like to know Who can top Laura's wildest service at Green spa?

I'm curious since there are a few posts stating that Laura has departed Green Spa, so will you tell us more specifically than "the other day" when you saw her?

[Monger562]

If you're looking for a massage place that provides that, you're in luck. LA & OC has them everywhere. I've stumbled upon them a few times just when looking for a legit massage. There are other sites that specialize in rub and tug locations you can google, if a place is on the list with reviews it's a safe bet. Show up with cash & be friendly & you should leave very happy.

Someone to tell me where to go, how to find.

Can someone send me a DM, PM whatever?

Looking for the spots where they give Bjs at not a crazy expensive price? Can someone guide me? I'm just a regular guy.

[BigBadNut]

Found her on RR she is great, now she lives in Hollywood. If you like huge naturals and a banging asz she is def pretty. Her massage is solid and play time is really good. Her donation is $$.

DM me but please bring a solid ref for either hot k-girl or Westside, SF area.

[Gabelos1]

Does anyone know where to look for independent cmt level providers these days? I've combed them and came up with very little info. Is thatmall still relevant? it seems like all the posts there use pictures from the 90s. I really miss the few gems I've met over the years that have all seemingly retired. Anyone remember gina mitchell?

Agree? I'm looking too!

[Gabelos1]

Someone to tell me where to go, how to find.

Can someone send me a DM, PM whatever?

Looking for the spots where they give Bjs at not a crazy expensive price? Can someone guide me? I'm just a regular guy.

[PokerFace11]

Laura did a hell of a job on me the other day but I'd like to know Who can top Laura's wildest service at Green spa?

[KTuned805]

My first advice is to forget about Erotic Monkey. It's a total ripoff, full of bullshit reviews. But I think you found that out already. Try Skipthegames, PrivateDelights, Tryst. You should have better luck.

I'll look into those next time I'm browsing.From what I've seen so far it blows in LA area.

[DunKirk666]

I signed up just to answer this, cause I just went by this weekend. Late night is 60 for the half hour entry plus an outrageous 160 tip for full service. Needless to say I did manage to get in and out with a quickie for entry+60. She kinda had me hush and let me take advantage. I can give you her name. I think I just hit her off the right way cause I spoke to her in Spanish. The two that were working were what you would expect from a LMP, but that's what I'm into. Fake or not. I love curves. I may just go back during the day (40/ hr) because I can't find anything I like here. It sucks.

I Seriously went there as a last resort. I don't know if anyone has this problem but I have walked out of 5+ providers places after bait and switch or have just been plain left hanging. Something is going on now with scammers trying to get you to Venmo deposits and what not.

I also have been using the erotic monkey reviews to guide me. I just walked out of a 5+ star reviewed multiple time provider that everyone made out to sound like some sort of dream. I opened the door and I had to walk right back out. And I waited an hour for her to reply. When they don't want to talk on the phone it should be a major red flag.

Sorry for the essay folks, anybody want to help a brother out with the LMP mvps I would greatly appreciate it.

My first advice is to forget about Erotic Monkey. It's a total ripoff, full of bullshit reviews. But I think you found that out already. Try Skipthegames, PrivateDelights, Tryst. You should have better luck.

[KTuned805]

Anyone go to any of the spas at 800 w Carson st?

Appears to be two Latina spas there.

If so, worth it and what was the damage?

I signed up just to answer this, cause I just went by this weekend. Late night is 60 for the half hour entry plus an outrageous 160 tip for full service. Needless to say I did manage to get in and out with a quickie for entry+60. She kinda had me hush and let me take advantage. I can give you her name. I think I just hit her off the right way cause I spoke to her in Spanish. The two that were working were what you would expect from a LMP, but that's what I'm into. Fake or not. I love curves. I may just go back during the day (40/ hr) because I can't find anything I like here. It sucks.

I Seriously went there as a last resort. I don't know if anyone has this problem but I have walked out of 5+ providers places after bait and switch or have just been plain left hanging. Something is going on now with scammers trying to get you to Venmo deposits and what not.

I also have been using the erotic monkey reviews to guide me. I just walked out of a 5+ star reviewed multiple time provider that everyone made out to sound like some sort of dream. I opened the door and I had to walk right back out. And I waited an hour for her to reply. When they don't want to talk on the phone it should be a major red flag.

Sorry for the essay folks, anybody want to help a brother out with the LMP mvps I would greatly appreciate it.

[Phone]

First off, the pictures aren't fake. Maybe they're a little on the older side, though. She does have these giant jugs, and they are very very firm, but I believe they are real. She is an average-looking woman, maybe a little on the heavier side, but very sweet. After you enter and pay (I did 99 for hhr), you disrobe and lay face down on the bed, where she proceeded to give you a 20-minute massage (she is still fully clothed). The massage is nothing special -- she rubs you with lotion, etc and it's very pleasant but certainly not a pro massage or anything. Then she asks you to turn over. She removes her top, releasing those massive 34 DDDs, grabs some oil and comes and sits next to you. As she strokes junior you are allowed to fondle her tits, but in the position she's in you really can't reach anything else. I must say she was really attentive to my hardness, and guided me to a powerful, spurting cumshot. Then she gently cleans you off and you're on your way.

The 2nd time I visited, if I'm remembering correctly she was offering an upgrade to cum between her tits for 40 more. I'm not sure exactly because I didn't partake.

So that's the deal: average looks, super-large very firm breasts, so-so massage and very attentive HJ for a strong HE. Would I recommend? Yes.

Thank you! Very insightful. I will give it a shot.

[Phone]

Not sure where I read the reviews but she is apparently a fattie and the tits are not that great. Her attitude makes for an experience about as pleasurable as a raiders going away from Oakland party. She is near the promenade and it sucks. She is Russian and apparently was featured in the Mueller investigation.

You made my day LOL. Never expected such poetic writing here (and a little hint of Churchill) haha.

[Alex60]

Santa Monica is pretty dry so I am kinda glad to see her. Has anybody tried?

I know the pics are fake. Is she Russian? Natural or implants?

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kimberly...a-monica-96511#erotic.

First off, the pictures aren't fake. Maybe they're a little on the older side, though. She does have these giant jugs, and they are very very firm, but I believe they are real. She is an average-looking woman, maybe a little on the heavier side, but very sweet. After you enter and pay (I did 99 for hhr), you disrobe and lay face down on the bed, where she proceeded to give you a 20-minute massage (she is still fully clothed). The massage is nothing special -- she rubs you with lotion, etc and it's very pleasant but certainly not a pro massage or anything. Then she asks you to turn over. She removes her top, releasing those massive 34 DDDs, grabs some oil and comes and sits next to you. As she strokes junior you are allowed to fondle her tits, but in the position she's in you really can't reach anything else. I must say she was really attentive to my hardness, and guided me to a powerful, spurting cumshot. Then she gently cleans you off and you're on your way.

The 2nd time I visited, if I'm remembering correctly she was offering an upgrade to cum between her tits for 40 more. I'm not sure exactly because I didn't partake.

So that's the deal: average looks, super-large very firm breasts, so-so massage and very attentive HJ for a strong HE. Would I recommend? Yes.