Massage Parlor Reports

**Phone** · 12-16-19 22:19

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Not sure where I read the reviews but she is apparently a fattie and the tits are not that great. Her attitude makes for an experience about as pleasurable as a raiders going away from Oakland party. She is near the promenade and it sucks. She is Russian and apparently was featured in the Mueller investigation.

You made my day LOL. Never expected such poetic writing here (and a little hint of Churchill) haha.

**Alex60** · 12-16-19 16:04

Originally Posted by Phone [View Original Post]

Santa Monica is pretty dry so I am kinda glad to see her. Has anybody tried?

I know the pics are fake. Is she Russian? Natural or implants?

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kimberly...a-monica-96511#erotic.

First off, the pictures aren't fake. Maybe they're a little on the older side, though. She does have these giant jugs, and they are very very firm, but I believe they are real. She is an average-looking woman, maybe a little on the heavier side, but very sweet. After you enter and pay (I did 99 for hhr), you disrobe and lay face down on the bed, where she proceeded to give you a 20-minute massage (she is still fully clothed). The massage is nothing special -- she rubs you with lotion, etc and it's very pleasant but certainly not a pro massage or anything. Then she asks you to turn over. She removes her top, releasing those massive 34 DDDs, grabs some oil and comes and sits next to you. As she strokes junior you are allowed to fondle her tits, but in the position she's in you really can't reach anything else. I must say she was really attentive to my hardness, and guided me to a powerful, spurting cumshot. Then she gently cleans you off and you're on your way.

The 2nd time I visited, if I'm remembering correctly she was offering an upgrade to cum between her tits for 40 more. I'm not sure exactly because I didn't partake.

So that's the deal: average looks, super-large very firm breasts, so-so massage and very attentive HJ for a strong HE. Would I recommend? Yes.

**PriscillaM** · 12-16-19 14:54

Originally Posted by Phone [View Original Post]

Santa Monica is pretty dry so I am kinda glad to see her. Has anybody tried?

I know the pics are fake. Is she Russian? Natural or implants?

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kimberly...a-monica-96511#erotic.

Not sure where I read the reviews but she is apparently a fattie and the tits are not that great. Her attitude makes for an experience about as pleasurable as a raiders going away from Oakland party. She is near the promenade and it sucks. She is Russian and apparently was featured in the Mueller investigation.

**Phone** · 12-15-19 21:48

Santa Monica is pretty dry so I am kinda glad to see her. Has anybody tried?

I know the pics are fake. Is she Russian? Natural or implants?

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kimberly...a-monica-96511#erotic.

**Yolo1234** · 12-13-19 20:38

Originally Posted by BroHymn [View Original Post]

Does anyone know where to look for independent cmt level providers these days? I've combed them and came up with very little info. Is thatmall still relevant? it seems like all the posts there use pictures from the 90s. I really miss the few gems I've met over the years that have all seemingly retired. Anyone remember gina mitchell?

You probably already have, but in case you haven't, try looking through private delights. I scroll through every once and a while and it feels like a see a pretty decent amount of actual CMT providers, not a ton, but enough to shop around for sure.

**NewLit** · 12-13-19 17:04

Colleagues,

I visited today an MP I used to visit some time ago. Its name has the letter after the J and it's on Olympic close to Downtown. It used to be a HJ / BJ place but today I did not get anything.

I initially asked for 30 min. Nothing happened. I tried to make it clear what I wanted and the girl told me that 30 min. Not sufficient. I upgraded to 60 min. But nothing happened. I asked at the end and I received a "no touching".

But. When I left, the girl told me "you're handsome" and smiled telling me "I hope to see you soon".

Not clear if this is a test and I'll be happy next time, or if I would just waste $ going back there. Any recent experience?

**OhHellYeah** · 12-11-19 01:03

Originally Posted by Seriousfun [View Original Post]

OK, I know the one, but I've been there twice with nothing more offered than HE.

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Dude is a jerk won't share intel who knows maybe he's lying.

**JustInCase12** · 12-09-19 19:13

I'm looking for a really short Caucasian girl (not Asian) that provides full body massages (actual massages).

**BuRoller** · 12-07-19 10:27

Originally Posted by BroHymn [View Original Post]

Does anyone know where to look for independent cmt level providers these days? I've combed them and came up with very little info. Is thatmall still relevant? it seems like all the posts there use pictures from the 90s. I really miss the few gems I've met over the years that have all seemingly retired. Anyone remember gina mitchell?

Massage anywhere.com?

**Bro Hymn** · 12-06-19 21:51

Does anyone know where to look for independent cmt level providers these days? I've combed them and came up with very little info. Is thatmall still relevant? it seems like all the posts there use pictures from the 90s. I really miss the few gems I've met over the years that have all seemingly retired. Anyone remember gina mitchell?

**Seriousfun** · 12-06-19 16:28

OK, I know the one, but I've been there twice with nothing more offered than HE.

Originally Posted by Alan69 [View Original Post]

I know which one he means. It is not Ocean. There are only a few places this part of town, so you can probably figure it out.

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**Bro Hymn** · 12-06-19 12:39

Went to check out moon health since there weren't any recent reports other than that bit of info from thecamel. There's something about the low volume places that really makes me feel on edge. I called and asked for an appt with jessica since there were some recent reviews on rm. She was very confused when I got there since it was my first visit and asked how I knew her. Said that a friend referred me and she quickly asked who my friend was. I made up a name and after that, it was game on.

Overall, a bit underwhelming. Ts+ slightly above average 60 min massage+he=$. 1 OTD.

I wish a place like thai tara would offer ts in addition to the high quality massage. The search continues.

**Alan69** · 12-02-19 17:49

Originally Posted by JazzLuvr [View Original Post]

My guess is ocean on SM blvd around 11xx0 block.

I know which one he means. It is not Ocean. There are only a few places this part of town, so you can probably figure it out.

**Harbors** · 12-02-19 10:40

Originally Posted by DunKirk666 [View Original Post]

Bottom of the barrel Latina cum buckets. As I recall not very attractive and tip issues. Better results at Essence, Eco, HT or virtually anywhere else but there.

One of them is open very late but it doesn't seem worth it.

**DunKirk666** · 12-02-19 01:34

Originally Posted by Pahittare [View Original Post]

Anyone go to any of the spas at 800 w Carson st?

Appears to be two Latina spas there.

If so, worth it and what was the damage?

Bottom of the barrel Latina cum buckets. As I recall not very attractive and tip issues. Better results at Essence, Eco, HT or virtually anywhere else but there.