Streetwalker Reports

**Ump1969** · 12-15-19 15:35

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

I like to think that one pays before or they pay after, however one still will pay! I mean take me for example. I see a look in a bar and I want to be on top of her! So I didn't just go up to her and say oh let's go back to my place and fu*k our brains out. This was in the viagra triangle down on rush so yea all can be had at any price. So anyway it's phone calls, oh I like yous, then drinks, dinners, entertainment and prior to getting her to spread her legs in my bed it's probably a grand in investment so what really is the difference. To me it's all in the mind. Now at my advanced age I have had offers of gf's and really I just don't want to go there. I have some disposable cash so if I see someone that is a pro and understands this is strictly business I plunk down my cash and get some action. The problem is in this politically correct world we all have to live in for at least a time (fortunately I am in the 4th quarter and ready to punt!) I doubt we will see the trade legalized except obviously in certain nevada areas. It's just not accepted. It's real, it is, guys have been cheating on their wives for decades because the wife closed the door on junior many years ago, however they just don't want to make it easy on us! Just imo of course. Stosh out. Merry Christmas and happy new year all! Have fun, get some and stay safe! and yes ump i understand your point of what is barter and what isn't for a quote un quote illegal act. i guess what i am posting is more of a general look at the country we live in.

I get your point, Stosh. Compared to much of the world, we are very backward on sex. My point is that mongers catch a lot of shit for their hobby. They can be arrested and heavily fined. They can be outed in the media. They can be shamed by friends and family. They can lose their jobs and professional licenses. For what, getting sex? Millions and millions of people in this country pay for sex, one way or another, every day. So what exactly are mongers doing wrong that many men and women do every night?

**StanleyStankas** · 12-15-19 09:17

Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]

Had an interesting discussion with a young lady today. Don't ask me her particulars- you wouldn't be interested. She was telling me she wasn't all that concerned about being busted because it had been reduced to a misdemeanor in the city. Just out of curiosity, I looked it up. She was correct as long as it is not within 1000 feet of a school. But just out of curiosity I clicked on a link for the definition of prostitution in Illinois. It said offering sex for anything of value. Let's think about that. A boss takes his secretary out to dinner because he is hoping to get in her panties. She tells him that in return for a nice dinner and some drinks, she'll go back to his home and fuck. Are dinners and drinks things of value? Is she a prostitute? Let's get even sillier. A high school girl tells the science nerd that in return for doing her science homework, she will suck his cock. Is this an illegal act? The definition seems awfully broad to me. I wonder if any smart defense attorney has ever picked up on that.

I like to think that one pays before or they pay after, however one still will pay! I mean take me for example. I see a look in a bar and I want to be on top of her! So I didn't just go up to her and say oh let's go back to my place and fu*k our brains out. This was in the viagra triangle down on rush so yea all can be had at any price. So anyway it's phone calls, oh I like yous, then drinks, dinners, entertainment and prior to getting her to spread her legs in my bed it's probably a grand in investment so what really is the difference. To me it's all in the mind. Now at my advanced age I have had offers of gf's and really I just don't want to go there. I have some disposable cash so if I see someone that is a pro and understands this is strictly business I plunk down my cash and get some action. The problem is in this politically correct world we all have to live in for at least a time (fortunately I am in the 4th quarter and ready to punt!) I doubt we will see the trade legalized except obviously in certain nevada areas. It's just not accepted. It's real, it is, guys have been cheating on their wives for decades because the wife closed the door on junior many years ago, however they just don't want to make it easy on us! Just imo of course. Stosh out. Merry Christmas and happy new year all! Have fun, get some and stay safe! and yes ump i understand your point of what is barter and what isn't for a quote un quote illegal act. i guess what i am posting is more of a general look at the country we live in.

**Ump1969** · 12-14-19 21:35

Had an interesting discussion with a young lady today. Don't ask me her particulars- you wouldn't be interested. She was telling me she wasn't all that concerned about being busted because it had been reduced to a misdemeanor in the city. Just out of curiosity, I looked it up. She was correct as long as it is not within 1000 feet of a school. But just out of curiosity I clicked on a link for the definition of prostitution in Illinois. It said offering sex for anything of value. Let's think about that. A boss takes his secretary out to dinner because he is hoping to get in her panties. She tells him that in return for a nice dinner and some drinks, she'll go back to his home and fuck. Are dinners and drinks things of value? Is she a prostitute? Let's get even sillier. A high school girl tells the science nerd that in return for doing her science homework, she will suck his cock. Is this an illegal act? The definition seems awfully broad to me. I wonder if any smart defense attorney has ever picked up on that.

**Dick Hertz** · 12-14-19 11:38

Was out after midnight between Ash and Cic on 47th and it was a ghost town. When north on Cic and by near 290 there was four BSW which two where bbw and three WSW which two were rail thin crackheads. Two dozen cars circling for this sorry group smh so I went home.

**StanleyStankas** · 12-11-19 17:59

Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]

Where have you been, Mr. Stanley? Vacation? Where do mongers go when taking a break? I've had trouble connecting on North Cic for quite a while. But mentioning Wellington brought back memories. The bus stop shelter has provided me with great memories in the past.

Mr. Ump. Just observing mostly and on occasion a post or two mostly in the melrose section or vegas. I can not believe how blatant everything is out there! Check it out as seniors are pretty sneaky and post many pix of available ladies on tropicana st west of the strip. So if and when I do leave our beloved city of coldness I would venture out west to that area. Real estate tax next to nothing and no state revenue tax.

**Ump1969** · 12-11-19 14:19

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

On cicero say north of diversey, mr. Dwill. So wellington is 30 hundred north and then belmont up or down. I usually start at irving which is 40 hundred and go down, however I am way too late by the time I get there early am heading to downtown to my post office box so I don't see much. What I have seen on here is 10 pm on or so. Side streets around wellington, et al. Stay safe. Stosh out!

Where have you been, Mr. Stanley? Vacation? Where do mongers go when taking a break? I've had trouble connecting on North Cic for quite a while. But mentioning Wellington brought back memories. The bus stop shelter has provided me with great memories in the past.

**Ump1969** · 12-11-19 14:15

Originally Posted by RomeoPapa22 [View Original Post]

Yesterday I was around midway with a lot of time to kill (around 1 pm), so I literally drove from 123th to Belmont back and forth and saw NOTHING. I know at night is the best time to go, but what's the best days and hours to go? I've never done street so I'm just curious. Thanks.

I have commented on this previously. South Cic has pretty much died, especially with the demise of the motel. I have found since summer that the only time I have seen anything is from midnight to morning rush hour. And even that has been pretty much hit or miss.

**Ump1969** · 12-11-19 14:10

Originally Posted by CrazyHorse312 [View Original Post]

I was in the midway area and saw a decent looking WSW. Tight body with a round caboose. Got her attention and she got into the car. After a quick LEO check she told me her name was michelle and she lived in the area. Now as a rule of thumb I never get FS on a car date because I just don't like being out in the open like that. I also never go to where the SW tells me to go because I'm fearful of being set up. I also never pay in advance because I'm fearful of them delivering subpar service or just leaving with my cash. I broke all 3 rules in less than 5 minutes. We got to the slab behind her house in the area and I gave her the money in advance. When I told her I wanted her to get on top in the back seat because I wanted mams in my face she told me she didn't have them anymore they were cut off due to breast cancer. At that moment I didn't just feel myself going flaccid, it was like my entire member disappeared. Tried getting up again but I just couldn't. As she was trying to get it up again I started seeing red and blue lights coming from the front of her house, she didn't know what was going on. At that point I told her it was time to go and drove away very quickly. Moral of the story, if you have rules for yourself to keep you safe, follow them no matter what. Luckily I only lost 2 Tubmans.

Appreciate your honesty. And don't beat yourself up too bad. I'll call any monger a liar to his face that claims he never effed up. Sometimes you think you have found the right girl because of looks or attitude and you do what you have to not to lose her. But you're correct about sticking to your rules.

**CrazyHorse312** · 12-09-19 11:54

Originally Posted by RomeoPapa22 [View Original Post]

Yesterday I was around midway with a lot of time to kill (around 1 pm), so I literally drove from 123th to Belmont back and forth and saw NOTHING. I know at night is the best time to go, but what's the best days and hours to go? I've never done street so I'm just curious. Thanks.

Whoa! You don't need to traverse all of cook county to find them. As far as south and west of the city you can do cic from i55 to archer and all side streets in between. Head north on cic (looking out for them along the way) and turn on fifth, take it to kostner and do the cic, 5th, kost, lexington, rectangle. If you're on the far south side you can do michgan from 103 to 115 paying close attention to the side streets near 111. I'm unfamiliar with north of the city but it appears cic\belmont has some and north\pulask has a few as well.

**CrazyHorse312** · 12-09-19 11:38

I was in the midway area and saw a decent looking WSW. Tight body with a round caboose. Got her attention and she got into the car. After a quick LEO check she told me her name was michelle and she lived in the area. Now as a rule of thumb I never get FS on a car date because I just don't like being out in the open like that. I also never go to where the SW tells me to go because I'm fearful of being set up. I also never pay in advance because I'm fearful of them delivering subpar service or just leaving with my cash. I broke all 3 rules in less than 5 minutes. We got to the slab behind her house in the area and I gave her the money in advance. When I told her I wanted her to get on top in the back seat because I wanted mams in my face she told me she didn't have them anymore they were cut off due to breast cancer. At that moment I didn't just feel myself going flaccid, it was like my entire member disappeared. Tried getting up again but I just couldn't. As she was trying to get it up again I started seeing red and blue lights coming from the front of her house, she didn't know what was going on. At that point I told her it was time to go and drove away very quickly. Moral of the story, if you have rules for yourself to keep you safe, follow them no matter what. Luckily I only lost 2 Tubmans.

**LedZep79** · 12-07-19 08:39

Had some business in the northside, ended up in Howard near the cta station around 10 am. Saw a white girl, she had that hoe stroll, approached her near Clark and Jarvis. Her face was rough, but when its been a week since your last nut, anything goes LOL. Her name is Kyla, said BJ for 20 roses, agreed and told her to wait for me while I grabbed some cash. After some haggling, I convinced her to do it for 10. Went to the alley and did the deed. She wanted to do it covered, I said no, she didn't argue. Too much teeth, but I can't complain for 10 roses for a BBBJ. Overall, if you're just trying to bust a quick one and come across her, its not a bad deal. The northside is hit or miss, but the monger gods always smile upon those who are observant and read the signs. Like I said in my last post, not too many hoes in the northside are openly selling ass like in the westside. A lot of them are just minding their own business, but are game if you know what you're doing.

**Kreezy03** · 12-07-19 05:58

Originally Posted by DWill [View Original Post]

I didn't realize that area up north had that type of action. What's the normal stroll in that area? Hit me on I'm if need be but I'm up that way driving through for work often and never thought or even seen anything that would give me the impression that there were SWs in the area. I may swing that way tomorrow afternoon so let me know where is best to stroll. I want to check it out.

Dwill.

10 pm-5 am-ish in the area of north ave and Cicero to Belmont. Fullerton and Cicero to Wellington and Cicero is where they usually are. But good luck cause LEO is always just sitting around waiting there. I see some in the day time between Fullerton and Cicero to North Ave and Cicero between 2 pm-4 pm. You'll usually notice them walking but they aren't usually in hustle mode, looking at cars etc but they are SW's.

On Sundays they can be out in that area between Fullerton and Belmont as early as 8 pm sometimes.

PULASKI and grand / division is always a miss for me at night. That gas station at Pulaski and grand during the day usually has dopefiends panhandling who'll probably be down to play but I never cared to try.

LEO has been annoyingly persistent in the whole area since October.

**Mannheim** · 12-06-19 03:55

Originally Posted by RomeoPapa22 [View Original Post]

Yesterday I was around midway with a lot of time to kill (around 1 pm), so I literally drove from 123th to Belmont back and forth and saw NOTHING. I know at night is the best time to go, but what's the best days and hours to go? I've never done street so I'm just curious. Thanks.

There isn't a best day time. That's all hit and miss. You didn't pick the best area for some may consider a day time pop. I would have did a quick cruise of Pulaski from North to Chicago Aves. And theres always some creatures lurking in the day around 5th ave east of Cicero.

**RomeoPapa22** · 12-05-19 20:15

Yesterday I was around midway with a lot of time to kill (around 1 pm), so I literally drove from 123th to Belmont back and forth and saw NOTHING. I know at night is the best time to go, but what's the best days and hours to go? I've never done street so I'm just curious. Thanks.

**StanleyStankas** · 12-05-19 19:10

Originally Posted by DWill [View Original Post]

I didn't realize that area up north had that type of action. What's the normal stroll in that area? Hit me on I'm if need be but I'm up that way driving through for work often and never thought or even seen anything that would give me the impression that there were SWs in the area. I may swing that way tomorrow afternoon so let me know where is best to stroll. I want to check it out.

Dwill.

On cicero say north of diversey, mr. Dwill. So wellington is 30 hundred north and then belmont up or down. I usually start at irving which is 40 hundred and go down, however I am way too late by the time I get there early am heading to downtown to my post office box so I don't see much. What I have seen on here is 10 pm on or so. Side streets around wellington, et al. Stay safe. Stosh out!