Massage Parlor Reports

[TheYoungMonger]

Been going to Tao for a long time. It's close to me, the people are friendly, and I've never had any 'bad' experiences. I'd say over the past 3 years I've visited upwards of 15 times and seen 9-10 different masseuses.

A few weeks ago I called ahead on a Saturday and secured myself an hour appointment. Arrived and was immediately shown a room by Amy. She says she is 25 (who knows, looked close enough), very short, cute, and a bit sticky. Asked for an hour which is 60. By mistake, I only brought big bills, and paid with two Grants. Upon return to the room, Amy did not bring my change. I asked her where was my change and she played coy like she forgot to bring it. Whether that's true or not, I don't know, but I made sure she brought me the change. This is the first time someone at Tao didn't bring me change.

Anyway, massage started, and it's clear she's no LMT, but that's not what I'm there for anyway. Amy is playful when she's near the right areas, and it was fun and relaxing. After a quick cleaning with soap and a hot towel (they do not have a TS), Amy began with the ST. As I usually like to do, I got on all fours and let her proceed to milk me like a cow. After a few minutes she asked me to turn over. Amy asked me how much I was going to tip, which honestly, no one at Tao has ever asked before. I only come to these places for standard NOVA, but I thought I'd ask to see what's available. She wanted 3 Jackson's to have the top lift up, which she gave me a quick preview, and if I'm naming her teddies after a famous rapper, it would be Biggie Smalls, because one is significantly bigger than the other. A bit saggy for 25 years, but I digress. She said if I wanted to taste said teddies, it would be another Jackson. Lip service would be 6 Jackson's and I'd need a hat. Since I never look for anything more, I just stuck with old faithful standard NOVA.

'This was very good. Instead of laying down like normal, I sat on the edge of the table and she went to town. She had good rhythm and technique, and even though I am renowned for my stamina, she made little work of me. Damage 2 Jacksons, and I left, mini bottle of water in my hand.

Bottom line: Amy is better looking than a lot of providers, young and spunky. Didn't enjoy the negotiations, but she did well when it came down to business. I'd recommend.

[BigDaddyDiddle]

I / think / this is the one. Goes by Vivianne or some variation of that name. I could also be wrong.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no...a/7192750.html

That not the Viviana we were talking about. The Viviana in question works out of FHOH, I believe it use to be call Latin touch but that was before my time.

[TopSpinner]

After two unlucky attempts to coordinate with KK, she suggested I link up with Gina, who was able to fit me in to the time I had available. We met up at KKs place. She opened the door wearing a tight blaxk mini dress and a worrying amount of red lipstick. But, she greeted me like an old friend, which is always nice. Paid the standard $. 2 plus a tipped an extra. 4 upfront because that's how I roll. Undressed, showered, on the table and amazing massage. Lots of playful spanking and teasing. My hands were free tonroam OTC. On the flip, Hugh was awake and alert until. The hard sell. Plenty of options on the table, but for. 8 more. And she was very aggressive with the upsell, which was rapidly having a negative effect on Hugh. She noticed and asked me what was wrong. I said I already tipped what I'm going to tip and at this point I am about ready to go, and began to sit up. She pushed me back down and got busy with a standard NOVA. Finished. Showered. Left. Won't repeat with Gina. That hard upsell kills me.

Be safe out there.

S.

I suggest you tell KK your story. KK does not operate that way and will speak to Gina.

[Schmatz]

After two unlucky attempts to coordinate with KK, she suggested I link up with Gina, who was able to fit me in to the time I had available. We met up at KKs place. She opened the door wearing a tight blaxk mini dress and a worrying amount of red lipstick. But, she greeted me like an old friend, which is always nice. Paid the standard $. 2 plus a tipped an extra. 4 upfront because that's how I roll. Undressed, showered, on the table and amazing massage. Lots of playful spanking and teasing. My hands were free tonroam OTC. On the flip, Hugh was awake and alert until. The hard sell. Plenty of options on the table, but for. 8 more. And she was very aggressive with the upsell, which was rapidly having a negative effect on Hugh. She noticed and asked me what was wrong. I said I already tipped what I'm going to tip and at this point I am about ready to go, and began to sit up. She pushed me back down and got busy with a standard NOVA. Finished. Showered. Left. Won't repeat with Gina. That hard upsell kills me.

Be safe out there.

S.

[PilotAviator]

In suite D? Isn't C Crystal?

Yes. Regret my post was unclear -- the ADVERT said "new spa," my research found it was Crystal (and the client entering the door was just google-unlucky).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Sfrancis118]

https://dc.rubratings.com/142357

This ***** is crazy. After we couldn't confirm a time to meet this racist ***** said I must be a Nigger, smelly Indian, spic, or Kike. I guess she only wants to see white men.

[PomLovesThais]

Legit Massages with a Detailed Receipt (Your name, Provider's name, Service Provided) are now approved by the IRS to use your Flexible Spending Account. Are there any provider's you recommend that can fulfill IRS requirements?

As a caveat, recently the owner / promoter of the 930 Club (DC) recently tried to "hard sell" a provider at a massage chain. Afterwards she contacted LE and they quickly set up a sting. Now you can read all about it in the papers.

The bliss spa can do that receipt they are in Rockville. It's an easy location to find Chinese providers and very good.

[Kijimuna]

I saw an advert today for a new spa at 2110 Gallows Rd in Vienna.

So, I googled the address to see where it is -- and since a google-earth pic was available, I chose to look at it.

Just so happens when the google-pic vehicle grabbed the image shown, a monger-brother was just opening the door (and was facing the camera).

Everyone can have a chuckle. And be grateful it is not you in the pic.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

In suite D? Isn't C Crystal?

[SnailMail15]

Not new to the boards but new to this scene so to speak. Will be visiting soon and thought I would finally give a parlor a try. Worst comes to worst and I end up with a mediocre message.

I have been reading this thread in general and found it very helpful. However why not post to see if there are any tips or things you all wished you knew when you started visiting them. Feel free to PM.

Thanks in advance. Stay safe out there.

[OrZammar]

How do you recommend someone find Viviana? Please provide some contact info, like name of spa, location. Thanks.

I / think / this is the one. Goes by Vivianne or some variation of that name. I could also be wrong.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no...a/7192750.html

[PilotAviator]

I saw an advert today for a new spa at 2110 Gallows Rd in Vienna.

So, I googled the address to see where it is -- and since a google-earth pic was available, I chose to look at it.

Just so happens when the google-pic vehicle grabbed the image shown, a monger-brother was just opening the door (and was facing the camera).

Everyone can have a chuckle. And be grateful it is not you in the pic.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Rhinopole]

Saw Viviana this morning, first time seeing here. Beautiful, looked to be in her late 20's. Really nice body on her and was super sweet. Massage was decent as was the ending $.4 total damage.

If you are looking for a sexy young Latina, check her out!

How do you recommend someone find Viviana? Please provide some contact info, like name of spa, location. Thanks.

[Start2]

Legit Massages with a Detailed Receipt (Your name, Provider's name, Service Provided) are now approved by the IRS to use your Flexible Spending Account. Are there any provider's you recommend that can fulfill IRS requirements?

As a caveat, recently the owner / promoter of the 930 Club (DC) recently tried to "hard sell" a provider at a massage chain. Afterwards she contacted LE and they quickly set up a sting. Now you can read all about it in the papers.

[Start2]

I paid a visit to Oasis in Dumfries and see what the deal is about this place. It's located in a sort of old dumpy small strip mall. I went in the mid-morning and the provider who answered the door didn't give the friendliest of welcomes. I got the sense she probably was in the middle of some other stuff (e. G. Cleaning or doing laundry) as she was still trying to tie up her hair when she opened the door. I walked and in and asked for 30 minutes. The rates are 60 for half, 80 for the hour.

The place is "old" so don't expect Spa Sung of Springfield type of interior. Asked for medium massage and she did an ok job. She asked me if I wanted the front massaged and when I said yes, she had me flip. She went for the standard noVA. I told her to tease me and that's what she did. She knows how to tease and edge a guy, I'll give her credit for that. I was done in about 20 minutes, a. K. a. The "Korean 30 minute" session LOL, tipped her 40, and was on my way.

She was fairly attractive face wise, probably late 40's, about average height for the Korean AMPs. She was wearing a hot pink dress showing off some cleavage. Just the fact she wore a dress makes me think more can be on the menu like DATY and FS. However, I can tell she is very experienced and likely to hustle a monger out of more than what he should be paying for anything above standard noVA. If she was wearing some tight short shorts sand t-shirt or tank top showing off her body, I may had tried for a little more. The cheezy Vegas stripper dress doesn't really get me excited. I didn't get her name as I don't plan on returning unless I'm in a pinch and need my yellow fever needs met while in the area.

Agree that she's a experienced hustler with the caveat that if you're a experienced monger you'll have a wonderful time. If you're in the area or looking for a enthusiastic provider I recommend as long as you've been in the hobby a while. Will repeat.

[RustyMuffler]

Saran Wrap = The poor man's Magnum.

Seriously, why don't you just take your own cover in with you to avoid this kind of situation altogether?

I generally take at least two because I'm an optimist by nature.

Saran wrap? What did you tip for this nonsense? I hope not much.

They have a big, industrial size roll of Saran Wrap in there. Scary stuff.