Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageMeow]

It's right across from Symmetry spa, and has all the appearances of a traditional AMP from the outside and based on their hours (10-10) but I can't find any reviews confirming. Has anyone been?

Looking for a new spot since 85th and 8th closed. Lala isn't really doing it for me, and my experience at evergreen on 65th was self service.

[CoolJohn101]

I'll admit it, I have a thing for Vietnamese chicks! Sadly, it's rare that I find a place with Vietnamese girls. Any intel on where I can find some would be greatly appreciated!

Feel free to PM me directly. I've been going all over the Greater Seattle area, visiting AMPs for 5+ years and am willing to trade intel.

[Duke Of Exeter]

Every time I find a FS AMP shop, I'm always told that I'm very large. And the girl complains about every size.

I'm not "huge". Rather average with maybe a little more girth than normal. Is this just what the Asian girls do to make you feel good about yourself?

Funny! I'd describe myself similarly; average length and somewhat above average girth that grows toward the base. All the girls at ET comment and laugh about how "big" I am. It's just good-natured fun to me. But with some I can indeed feel the tightness. Many non-Asian providers have mentioned it too though. From what I'm told at least, some appreciate having their pussies spread without the guy pounding away at their cervix.

[Dami206]

Every time I find a FS AMP shop, I'm always told that I'm very large. And the girl complains about every size.

I'm not "huge". Rather average with maybe a little more girth than normal. Is this just what the Asian girls do to make you feel good about yourself?

I think they're just small genetically so most guys from the west will be larger than what they normally would deal with if they were in Asia.

[Kharne]

Saw this girl a few times. Her incalls are hit or miss on how nice they are but her service is outstanding. She's older than she says, closer to 45-50 but an amazing body with bolt ons. Was a massage plus BBBJ also FS a time or two. Sorry trying to get caught up on reports. Always roughly $. 5 for donation.

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[MartyByrde]

Every time I find a FS AMP shop, I'm always told that I'm very large. And the girl complains about every size.

I'm not "huge". Rather average with maybe a little more girth than normal. Is this just what the Asian girls do to make you feel good about yourself?

Some Asian gals are just too "small" down in their vagina. I am a little above average in terms to length, but not girth. Been recently visiting 2 Asian gals. One is older, taller, and she is fine with me. The other is cuter, younger, but definitely tighter. But she does not complain, especially when I use my oral skills with her!

[Hwewax]

Every time I find a FS AMP shop, I'm always told that I'm very large. And the girl complains about every size.

I'm not "huge". Rather average with maybe a little more girth than normal. Is this just what the Asian girls do to make you feel good about yourself?

[BlueOrigin]

There was a time when you could get a HJ from Carnation, but the last two times I went there the staff had changed and was strictly legit, so I stopped going. That was early this year.

It's was all-Chinese, although of course that could have changed.

(I'm referring to the Carnation on Lake City Way, around 135th, east side of the road).

Thanks Ampfan. Appreciate the input, I will steer clear.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Has anyone come across a Thai massage provider with extras? Looks like Carnation massage on lakecity has Thai staff but not sure if they provide any extras. Appreciate any info on this.

There was a time when you could get a HJ from Carnation, but the last two times I went there the staff had changed and was strictly legit, so I stopped going. That was early this year.

It's was all-Chinese, although of course that could have changed.

(I'm referring to the Carnation on Lake City Way, around 135th, east side of the road).

[BlueOrigin]

Has anyone come across a Thai massage provider with extras? Looks like Carnation massage on lakecity has Thai staff but not sure if they provide any extras. Appreciate any info on this.

[Seattle Ampfan]

I'll be in seattle soon was planning to stop there probably won't happen now or at least will be avoiding Lulu.

Yes, when I stopped by yesterday and was told that Lulu was the only one available, I turned around and went a block away to LaurelSpa. Limited menu there, but far better than what was described here from Lulu!

[Dami206]

Stopped by Soft Bay looking to see Jessica because I was up for some full-service fun. Unfortunately, it being a Friday night, Jessica was busy with another monger when I got to Soft Bay. At the top of the landing, I was greeted by Cindy, who was very nice to me in my last visit to Soft Bay about a month ago. Cindy, however, is far away from full-service as she is more of a Rub & Tug gal.

As I am trying to figure out how to not get Cindy, a monger opens the door to the room at the top of the stairs. After he walks out, this cute young thing (looks early 20s or so) walks out behind him. I asked Cindy if this is a new girl. She says yes, her name is Lulu. She is, by far, the cutest girl in the current Soft Bay lineup.

Oh, how I wish Lulu had never opened that fucking door! What ensued was the worst experience I have ever had at Soft Bay, which at worst is good for a Rub & Tug. Not tonight! Lulu gives me one of those light massages where she just presses down on whatever body part she happens to touching. I asked 5x to massage harder, but her English was non-existent, although she seemed to understand, she just never massaged any harder.

The massage featured no teasing, I basically had to beg to get rid of the towel citing extreme heat as the reason and when I touched her calf early on, Lulu about jumped out of her skin and asked that I not touch her. Bad sign! I was tempted to ask for someone else then, but didn't. I wish I had.

Lulu never came close to touching me in any teasing or sexual manner! She never even touched my ass. The flip came REALLY late and after the flip, she basically just rubbed my hand and then my head, the big one!

No rub & tug, no nothing! I was so damn pissed! It's one thing to go to a legit place and leave with blue balls, but it is another thing to go to a place regularly for 3 years, where you have received everything from BBFS to DATY to BBBJ and at the ABSOLUTE LEAST a hand job and leave with blue balls.

I mean how can you be two doors away from Jessica, who will fuck you silly and sit on your face while sucking your bare cock, and get stuck with the asexual virgin-like girl who stays as far away from your genitals as humanly possible while still being in the same room.

When I was leaving, I was so damn pissed off that I just gave Lulu a terse "Have a good night!" and started walking down the stairs. She asked for a tip. I said "No tip". She seemed surprised, so she asked again. I said No tip again and kept walking down the stairs. She seemed stunned.

I tip well in almost every occasion. I never stiff a waiter or waitress. Ever, no matter how bad the service. When I have been to a Massage Envy type place, I always leave a tip. This, to me, is different. I felt cheated out of not just the $60 house fee for a terrible massage, but also the experience I was expecting and have always received there.

My recommendation is to stay the fuck away from Lulu at Soft Bay and I would probably think twice about seeing any of the current crop at SB. What a fucking waste of an evening where my wife is out of town for the night!

That was funny. Only a question of time before she gets the memo. I'll be in seattle soon was planning to stop there probably won't happen now or at least will be avoiding Lulu. Thanks for the info.

[RockChalk]

Maybe she was on "Full" from the previous monger hahaha!

I feel bad for all you mongers that visited Jessica after me. I stopped in right when they opened recently. Jessica was fresh out of the shower. We went straight to business, Jessica got on here knees & started me off the right way. I gave her a good stretching and a nice work out with a deep creampie. She followed up with a nice massage that led to a repeat of the previous. I left her really sloppy. I know one of you pervs. Came in after me and slopped up my sloppy seconds.

Have a good one!

-LCB.

I got to Soft Bay well into a Friday night. Following LCB's post, it got me thinking about what a typical day for Jessica might be like. My guess is that she is taking more deposits than the local Wells Fargo branch!

EVERY time I go to Soft Bay now, her door is closed and she is "busy" with a client. She HAS to be sore at the end of a long workday. I give her credit, though, she loves her job and loves bangin' the boys!

I just wish the rest of the girls there did likewise because when you show up wanting a full service buffet and it isn't available, then you are left with either an appetizer or just plain go home hungry like I did with Lulu Legit!

[LCB]

Maybe she was on "Full" from the previous monger hahaha!

I feel bad for all you mongers that visited Jessica after me. I stopped in right when they opened recently. Jessica was fresh out of the shower. We went straight to business, Jessica got on here knees & started me off the right way. I gave her a good stretching and a nice work out with a deep creampie. She followed up with a nice massage that led to a repeat of the previous. I left her really sloppy. I know one of you pervs. Came in after me and slopped up my sloppy seconds.

Have a good one!

-LCB.

Stopped by Soft Bay looking to see Jessica because I was up for some full-service fun. Unfortunately, it being a Friday night, Jessica was busy with another monger when I got to Soft Bay. At the top of the landing, I was greeted by Cindy, who was very nice to me in my last visit to Soft Bay about a month ago. Cindy, however, is far away from full-service as she is more of a Rub & Tug gal.

As I am trying to figure out how to not get Cindy, a monger opens the door to the room at the top of the stairs. After he walks out, this cute young thing (looks early 20s or so) walks out behind him. I asked Cindy if this is a new girl. She says yes, her name is Lulu. She is, by far, the cutest girl in the current Soft Bay lineup.

Oh, how I wish Lulu had never opened that fucking door! What ensued was the worst experience I have ever had at Soft Bay, which at worst is good for a Rub & Tug. Not tonight! Lulu gives me one of those light massages where she just presses down on whatever body part she happens to touching. I asked 5x to massage harder, but her English was non-existent, although she seemed to understand, she just never massaged any harder.

The massage featured no teasing, I basically had to beg to get rid of the towel citing extreme heat as the reason and when I touched her calf early on, Lulu about jumped out of her skin and asked that I not touch her. Bad sign! I was tempted to ask for someone else then, but didn't. I wish I had.

Lulu never came close to touching me in any teasing or sexual manner! She never even touched my ass. The flip came REALLY late and after the flip, she basically just rubbed my hand and then my head, the big one!

No rub & tug, no nothing! I was so damn pissed! It's one thing to go to a legit place and leave with blue balls, but it is another thing to go to a place regularly for 3 years, where you have received everything from BBFS to DATY to BBBJ and at the ABSOLUTE LEAST a hand job and leave with blue balls.

I mean how can you be two doors away from Jessica, who will fuck you silly and sit on your face while sucking your bare cock, and get stuck with the asexual virgin-like girl who stays as far away from your genitals as humanly possible while still being in the same room.

When I was leaving, I was so damn pissed off that I just gave Lulu a terse "Have a good night!" and started walking down the stairs. She asked for a tip. I said "No tip". She seemed surprised, so she asked again. I said No tip again and kept walking down the stairs. She seemed stunned.

I tip well in almost every occasion. I never stiff a waiter or waitress. Ever, no matter how bad the service. When I have been to a Massage Envy type place, I always leave a tip. This, to me, is different. I felt cheated out of not just the $60 house fee for a terrible massage, but also the experience I was expecting and have always received there.

My recommendation is to stay the fuck away from Lulu at Soft Bay and I would probably think twice about seeing any of the current crop at SB. What a fucking waste of an evening where my wife is out of town for the night!

[Seattle Ampfan]

My recommendation is to stay the fuck away from Lulu at Soft Bay and I would probably think twice about seeing any of the current crop at SB. What a fucking waste of an evening where my wife is out of town for the night!

Wow, thanks for the warning! When I was there a couple weeks ago, I was told that the new girl was "Amy", but apparently these new girls aren't lasting very long.