USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

**SeekingDan** · 11-22-19 09:18

Originally Posted by PowerTool [View Original Post]

JoJo has a nice petite body, blonde, perky C-cups, great ass, incredible kisser, great conversationalist, but most of all a great GFE. She pre-books so don't expect to text at 11 am for a Noon appointment and be prepared to be screened.

How old would you say she is roughly?

**Power Tool** · 11-22-19 07:03

Originally Posted by TooNuttz8877 [View Original Post]

So I guess I made the major mistake of prematurely mentioning that I was having a hard time getting ahold of her. Turns out she responded to my text messages but I didn't see the response.

She just texted me asking why I would be so "rude" as to post the fact that I was having communication issues with her. I apologized. She said she "didn't want to get into a fight with me so don't ever contact her again".

What did I do wrong here. I'm new to seeing the high end providers but are they all this high strung as well?! I mean damn!

Thank god for 2 different phone numbers! Lmao!

Check your text messages before hurrying to put up a post that she went crickets! LOL.

**Power Tool** · 11-22-19 06:59

Originally Posted by Hadan1334 [View Original Post]

Can you describe her physically? She looks cute but I can't tell really from the pictures provided. Age, body type, etc.

JoJo has a nice petite body, blonde, perky C-cups, great ass, incredible kisser, great conversationalist, but most of all a great GFE. She pre-books so don't expect to text at 11 am for a Noon appointment and be prepared to be screened.

**Power Tool** · 11-22-19 06:51

Originally Posted by HornyBush [View Original Post]

Has anyone heard anything about honey coco? I've not seen her posting for a while. Any intell? Thanks.

A good friend of mine talked to her yesterday and he said she's in a southern state and plans on coming back soon. She told him she's getting out of the hobby, but who knows if this is a sure thing or temporary one.

**FrazzleSnazzle** · 11-21-19 20:54

Originally Posted by Hadan1334 [View Original Post]

Can you describe her physically? She looks cute but I can't tell really from the pictures provided. Age, body type, etc.

No, not Relativity-The Big Bang.

Sports a rather broad resemblance to Kaley Cuoco.

Engaging conversationalist as well, including on PG topics.

**Member #6807** · 11-21-19 17:28

Has anyone heard anything about honey coco? I've not seen her posting for a while. Any intell? Thanks.

**SeekingDan** · 11-21-19 16:20

Originally Posted by Numbnutts [View Original Post]

Other than just try again. She does not play as often as some would like but she seems to respond very quickly once you have seen her. Just don't expect someone sitting at a hotel waiting for mongers to show up. Schedule in advance or look for her availability when she advertises. Once you spend time with her you will forget all your frustration. Heck I need to call her soon cause I left a coat when the last time I saw her. I was fortunate that I didn't forget my pants. Her dirty talk even after the session had me banging the steering wheel on the way home.

Can you describe her physically? She looks cute but I can't tell really from the pictures provided. Age, body type, etc.

**SpinAndWin85** · 11-21-19 15:16

Originally Posted by TooNuttz8877 [View Original Post]

Is Ophelia still retired?

Really enjoyed my time with her, but she almost drowned me!! Thought about bringing a snorkel for DATY the second time around!

**HikingViking** · 11-21-19 13:12

Anyone have link if she is on the sister site like someone mentioned? Or if there's a different ad up for Ophelia could someone post.

**Numbnutts** · 11-21-19 13:08

Originally Posted by TooNuttz8877 [View Original Post]

Thank you!

I actually just reached out to her yesterday. She told me she was booked for the day yesterday but was available today. I told her I had read alot about her on here, she asked for my handle / screenname I told her I have a handle on the boards here and was more than happy to go through any verification process she needed my to in preparation for our appointment tomorrow. Crickets?

Any suggestions for those that have seen or know her "standards". Where did I potentially go wrong here?

Other than just try again. She does not play as often as some would like but she seems to respond very quickly once you have seen her. Just don't expect someone sitting at a hotel waiting for mongers to show up. Schedule in advance or look for her availability when she advertises. Once you spend time with her you will forget all your frustration. Heck I need to call her soon cause I left a coat when the last time I saw her. I was fortunate that I didn't forget my pants. Her dirty talk even after the session had me banging the steering wheel on the way home.

**GreatPretender** · 11-21-19 00:56

Originally Posted by Stuie3 [View Original Post]

Last I heard she was retired and haven't heard anything since, so my assumption would be that she is.

Talk about a workout. Took me two days to fully recover from my last adventures with her.

**TooNuttz8877** · 11-20-19 17:44

So I guess I made the major mistake of prematurely mentioning that I was having a hard time getting ahold of her. Turns out she responded to my text messages but I didn't see the response.

She just texted me asking why I would be so "rude" as to post the fact that I was having communication issues with her. I apologized. She said she "didn't want to get into a fight with me so don't ever contact her again".

What did I do wrong here. I'm new to seeing the high end providers but are they all this high strung as well?! I mean damn!

Thank god for 2 different phone numbers! Lmao!

Originally Posted by TooNuttz8877 [View Original Post]

Thank you!

I actually just reached out to her yesterday. She told me she was booked for the day yesterday but was available today. I told her I had read alot about her on here, she asked for my handle / screenname I told her I have a handle on the boards here and was more than happy to go through any verification process she needed my to in preparation for our appointment tomorrow. Crickets?

Any suggestions for those that have seen or know her "standards". Where did I potentially go wrong here?

**Power Tool** · 11-20-19 10:25

Originally Posted by TooNuttz8877 [View Original Post]

Is Ophelia still retired?

Says she's now a roommate with an old monger, Harvey Mud.

**TooNuttz8877** · 11-20-19 09:46

Thank you!

I actually just reached out to her yesterday. She told me she was booked for the day yesterday but was available today. I told her I had read alot about her on here, she asked for my handle / screenname I told her I have a handle on the boards here and was more than happy to go through any verification process she needed my to in preparation for our appointment tomorrow. Crickets?

Any suggestions for those that have seen or know her "standards". Where did I potentially go wrong here?

Originally Posted by PowerTool [View Original Post]

Well her screen name is the same as her name on her ad. JoJoBlondie.

Link: http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...622&cityid=147.

Oh and she is one of the best GFE providers in town.