Massage Parlor Reports

**LCB** · 11-23-19 15:37

Maybe she was on "Full" from the previous monger hahaha!

I feel bad for all you mongers that visited Jessica after me. I stopped in right when they opened recently. Jessica was fresh out of the shower. We went straight to business, Jessica got on here knees & started me off the right way. I gave her a good stretching and a nice work out with a deep creampie. She followed up with a nice massage that led to a repeat of the previous. I left her really sloppy. I know one of you pervs. Came in after me and slopped up my sloppy seconds.

Have a good one!

-LCB.

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Stopped by Soft Bay looking to see Jessica because I was up for some full-service fun. Unfortunately, it being a Friday night, Jessica was busy with another monger when I got to Soft Bay. At the top of the landing, I was greeted by Cindy, who was very nice to me in my last visit to Soft Bay about a month ago. Cindy, however, is far away from full-service as she is more of a Rub & Tug gal.

As I am trying to figure out how to not get Cindy, a monger opens the door to the room at the top of the stairs. After he walks out, this cute young thing (looks early 20s or so) walks out behind him. I asked Cindy if this is a new girl. She says yes, her name is Lulu. She is, by far, the cutest girl in the current Soft Bay lineup.

Oh, how I wish Lulu had never opened that fucking door! What ensued was the worst experience I have ever had at Soft Bay, which at worst is good for a Rub & Tug. Not tonight! Lulu gives me one of those light massages where she just presses down on whatever body part she happens to touching. I asked 5x to massage harder, but her English was non-existent, although she seemed to understand, she just never massaged any harder.

The massage featured no teasing, I basically had to beg to get rid of the towel citing extreme heat as the reason and when I touched her calf early on, Lulu about jumped out of her skin and asked that I not touch her. Bad sign! I was tempted to ask for someone else then, but didn't. I wish I had.

Lulu never came close to touching me in any teasing or sexual manner! She never even touched my ass. The flip came REALLY late and after the flip, she basically just rubbed my hand and then my head, the big one!

No rub & tug, no nothing! I was so damn pissed! It's one thing to go to a legit place and leave with blue balls, but it is another thing to go to a place regularly for 3 years, where you have received everything from BBFS to DATY to BBBJ and at the ABSOLUTE LEAST a hand job and leave with blue balls.

I mean how can you be two doors away from Jessica, who will fuck you silly and sit on your face while sucking your bare cock, and get stuck with the asexual virgin-like girl who stays as far away from your genitals as humanly possible while still being in the same room.

When I was leaving, I was so damn pissed off that I just gave Lulu a terse "Have a good night!" and started walking down the stairs. She asked for a tip. I said "No tip". She seemed surprised, so she asked again. I said No tip again and kept walking down the stairs. She seemed stunned.

I tip well in almost every occasion. I never stiff a waiter or waitress. Ever, no matter how bad the service. When I have been to a Massage Envy type place, I always leave a tip. This, to me, is different. I felt cheated out of not just the $60 house fee for a terrible massage, but also the experience I was expecting and have always received there.

My recommendation is to stay the fuck away from Lulu at Soft Bay and I would probably think twice about seeing any of the current crop at SB. What a fucking waste of an evening where my wife is out of town for the night!

**Seattle Ampfan** · 11-23-19 14:44

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

My recommendation is to stay the fuck away from Lulu at Soft Bay and I would probably think twice about seeing any of the current crop at SB. What a fucking waste of an evening where my wife is out of town for the night!

Wow, thanks for the warning! When I was there a couple weeks ago, I was told that the new girl was "Amy", but apparently these new girls aren't lasting very long.

**RockChalk** · 11-23-19 05:02

Stopped by Soft Bay looking to see Jessica because I was up for some full-service fun. Unfortunately, it being a Friday night, Jessica was busy with another monger when I got to Soft Bay. At the top of the landing, I was greeted by Cindy, who was very nice to me in my last visit to Soft Bay about a month ago. Cindy, however, is far away from full-service as she is more of a Rub & Tug gal.

As I am trying to figure out how to not get Cindy, a monger opens the door to the room at the top of the stairs. After he walks out, this cute young thing (looks early 20s or so) walks out behind him. I asked Cindy if this is a new girl. She says yes, her name is Lulu. She is, by far, the cutest girl in the current Soft Bay lineup.

Oh, how I wish Lulu had never opened that fucking door! What ensued was the worst experience I have ever had at Soft Bay, which at worst is good for a Rub & Tug. Not tonight! Lulu gives me one of those light massages where she just presses down on whatever body part she happens to touching. I asked 5x to massage harder, but her English was non-existent, although she seemed to understand, she just never massaged any harder.

The massage featured no teasing, I basically had to beg to get rid of the towel citing extreme heat as the reason and when I touched her calf early on, Lulu about jumped out of her skin and asked that I not touch her. Bad sign! I was tempted to ask for someone else then, but didn't. I wish I had.

Lulu never came close to touching me in any teasing or sexual manner! She never even touched my ass. The flip came REALLY late and after the flip, she basically just rubbed my hand and then my head, the big one!

No rub & tug, no nothing! I was so damn pissed! It's one thing to go to a legit place and leave with blue balls, but it is another thing to go to a place regularly for 3 years, where you have received everything from BBFS to DATY to BBBJ and at the ABSOLUTE LEAST a hand job and leave with blue balls.

I mean how can you be two doors away from Jessica, who will fuck you silly and sit on your face while sucking your bare cock, and get stuck with the asexual virgin-like girl who stays as far away from your genitals as humanly possible while still being in the same room.

When I was leaving, I was so damn pissed off that I just gave Lulu a terse "Have a good night!" and started walking down the stairs. She asked for a tip. I said "No tip". She seemed surprised, so she asked again. I said No tip again and kept walking down the stairs. She seemed stunned.

I tip well in almost every occasion. I never stiff a waiter or waitress. Ever, no matter how bad the service. When I have been to a Massage Envy type place, I always leave a tip. This, to me, is different. I felt cheated out of not just the $60 house fee for a terrible massage, but also the experience I was expecting and have always received there.

My recommendation is to stay the fuck away from Lulu at Soft Bay and I would probably think twice about seeing any of the current crop at SB. What a fucking waste of an evening where my wife is out of town for the night!

**MartinPorcelli** · 11-23-19 03:18

Can someone please share the reviews from rubmap if you have membership for: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...attle-wa-38645#rubmaps.

Please feel free to PM me.

Thanks In Advance!

**MartinPorcelli** · 11-21-19 00:26

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

There is another site that says from the reviews that it is not a fun place but a legit place.

Someone else may have some input or maybe pm you.

Thanks for the reply though. Appreciate it!

**MartyByrde** · 11-20-19 23:32

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

Anyone know which AMP this was at?

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5dcc7bedd15d2

How do you know if it's near the Seattle area?

**AussieFury** · 11-20-19 15:22

I keep seeing this ad on RubRatings:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/123101

Number Googles to a Jasmine Spa in Kirkland. It's the same girl in every photo, so I wonder if that's a good or bad sign.

Anyone got any intel on this place?

**NoFearToTry** · 11-20-19 13:27

There is another site that says from the reviews that it is not a fun place but a legit place.

Someone else may have some input or maybe pm you.

**MartinPorcelli** · 11-20-19 03:08

Any Intel on Four Seasons Massage: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...eline-wa-78890#review-906593.

**Bulger** · 11-20-19 00:29

Up for a business trip. Went to Tokyo Spa, been a few years. Still have a good shower and sauna. It was a little worn down but service was good. Opted for the hour, had a good looking 30 ish. Still a good place good selection FS.

**StreetCred** · 11-19-19 23:10

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

I'm not sure what DDS stands for. Anyone? Where's this place?

-LCB.

The place by Green Lake https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...-69390#rubmaps.

**LCB** · 11-19-19 22:42

I'm not sure what DDS stands for. Anyone? Where's this place?

-LCB.

Originally Posted by Original703 [View Original Post]

Took the plunge and visited DDS recently. Arrived on a weeknight near closing time. After I rang the bell, a young, Chinese woman, dressed in a sexy, pink dress led me inside. She said her name was Cake. I asked "Cake?" and she confirmed. (Probably I misheard

**Original703** · 11-19-19 17:03

Took the plunge and visited DDS recently. Arrived on a weeknight near closing time. After I rang the bell, a young, Chinese woman, dressed in a sexy, pink dress led me inside. She said her name was Cake. I asked "Cake?" and she confirmed. (Probably I misheard her.).

She insisted that I remove my shoes immediately, which I did, and together we sat down on chairs in the waiting room. She pulled out a phone and showed me her call history; she asked whether I'd phoned ahead. I said no. She then pointed to a specific number from an inbound call and asked again, "Is that you? You call?" Surprised by the possibility, even remotely, that she might be unintentionally outing another monger, I responded again that I hand't called. She said, "Oh. Okay. " (And I felt a little bad for that guy because I was about to steal his appointment, I guess.).

I picked up my shoes and followed her through an odd warren of hallways and rooms. She led me into a dimly lit room which contained a massage table as well as a mattress on the floor. She invited me to disrobe. (She again asked, "You call boss lady?" and I said no, that wasn't me.) As I undressed, I noticed that the table was impractically positioned (against the wall) for a massage: there was no way for a masseuse to walk around the table. I lay naked on the mattress. She kneeled next to me and asked, "You want sucky-sucky boom-boom?" Although surprised by her forthright nature, I indeed did want that, and I said yes. She peeled off her dress and removed her bra and panties, revealing a sexy, curvy body. After she briefly massaged me, she had me flip and she applied a condom and initiated oral. When I was ready for "boom-boom," I indicated as such. To my surprise she removed the condom. Before I could protest and request its reapplication--I'm not a BBFS guy--she threw away the condom and produced another. She saw that I was puzzled and she explained that she doesn't use the same condom for oral and intercourse. She placed the new cover on me and we began cowgirl, followed by reverse cowgirl and finally mish.

I would characterize her service as very good. She seemed to enjoy it, and I definitely enjoyed it. Final bill: . 4 for the house, $ for the gratuity.

Cake is a relatively young provider compared to others I've seen. Despite her assertions that her English isn't very good she had a rudimentary grasp of the language. I would guess her age to be mid to late 20's, and there was a bounce in her step and an energy that seemed very youthful.

**Facials** · 11-18-19 12:59

Does anyone recognize this place?

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5dca808e72324

**Businessman69** · 11-18-19 04:11

Decided to try Palace spa in you district first since it's close by. I believe I had a session with Jin who was maybe late 30's early 40's slim. I was quoted. 5 for hh and. 6 H. Opted for hour. Massage was good! On the flip she only offered HJ. 4 nothing else. Extra. 4 to pull boobs out and a little roaming not much tho. Got the pop and continued regular massage. Nice lady. May return before I leave. Still want to checkout other spots if you mongers have any recommendations. Cheers!

-BM69.