Massage Parlor Reports

[BoomGoRocket]

I have now done the following in this order:

1 x NDS with Chloe.

2 x MC with Nei Nei and Suki.

1 x KMS with Coco.

So my visit today at KMS was well worth the drive. I got there and a cute girl named Coco met me at the door and walked me to a room.

I asked for Tiffany because I have heard so much about her. Coco said ok and immediately went to find Tiffany. There was one other car in the parking lot, so I guess that person was with Tiffany.

Tiffany briefly came into the room and said she was busy, but Coco would be great. Tiffany offered to visit me at the end of my hour with Coco. I was like, "hell yeah" two for one.

So Coco was my girl for the hour. At first I was disappointed to not Tiffany. But honestly, Coco is hot. She has perfect C cup breasts. She has a fabulous body to play with. Once she was was nude and we were in the TS, I was really looking forward to having her. She gave a great TS, danced on top of me with her breasts. She did the flip. We spent a solid 20 minutes in the TS. She politely asked me, "do you want me to suck you?" No need to ask that question, I nodded enthusiastically. Preview BBBJ. Towards the end of the TS, she asked if I was ready to go back to the room. I said no, jokingly. I said the TS is wonderful. She laughed and immediately went back to the BBBJ for another 2-3 minutes.

So we get back to the room. She continues with the BBBJ for probably 5 minutes. Then she slips the cover on and asks me in this young and innocent voice, "do you want to fuck me now?" I was in heaven. It was all in her tone of voice. It was an innocent and shy type of question. As if she wasn't sure if I would say Yes. It was perfect. So I put her on her back and spread eagle. Her body is perfect. Legs are firm. Stomach is flat. Enhanced C cup breasts are moving nicely as I pounded into her. Flipped her into doggie, grabbed her perfect hips and did her that way for a few more minutes. The entire time she is fake moaning perfectly. "fuck me, harder, oh that feels so good" etc. She is an excellent actress. She totally did it for me. So we finished that way and I was done. No way to get a second one out of me.

So she offered a massage. Now here is the part where AMP usually is lousy. The other 3 AMP experiences I have had were all lousy massages at the end. Coco actually gives are REALLY good massage. It was like a professional quality massage that I have had before at Massage Envy. Totally surprised me. So I had a 20 minute excellent massage at the end.

Tiffany never came in as promised. Although she did pass us in the hallway as I was going from the TS back to the room. She grabbed my dick and squeezed me as I was walking by her. So that was fun. I am looking forward to getting into her one of these days.

Coco was excellent and I was totally satisfied with the substitution.

I gave her an extra tip at the end because the massage was actually good.

Definitely worth a repeat and I would take Tiffany or Coco any day. Doesn't matter to me.

I want Tiffany just to see what all of the hype is about, but Coco rocks.

[MedellinMike]

Went to MC the other day. Drew Nay nay. She is very fun, pretty and we had a great time!

The only thing I'll add that's not on all the other reviews. Is that she thought it was funny that I didn't want to kiss her. But on my way home after a great five minute rim job, I think it's funny that the rest of you guys do kiss her. Mouthwash or not just my personal preference not to kiss In this hobby.

I couldn't agree more, that is hilarious.

[SGreg1234]

Went to MC the other day. Drew Nay nay. She is very fun, pretty and we had a great time!

The only thing I'll add that's not on all the other reviews. Is that she thought it was funny that I didn't want to kiss her. But on my way home after a great five minute rim job, I think it's funny that the rest of you guys do kiss her. Mouthwash or not just my personal preference not to kiss In this hobby.

[SlimShady96]

Decided to treat myself, it's within 5 to 10 minutes and have read some decent reviews, I get there and go for the 45-70, pay that and a cute enough girl takes me buy the hand to a room, didn't catch her name but appeared to be a touch thick in the middle and for slow aging Asians I would guess maybe 35 that could pass for 27, like an idiot I asked if there were any choices, she got a bit flustered and called for another girl that seemed a bit younger and her name was Kiki. I was like ok let's get on with it. She asked what I wanted with gestures and I said sure everything. She says Ok pay money. I pull out 1. 4 putting my total at 2. 1 , she says no 1. 6, I said no I'm easy, no massage, no salad tossing, no shower (I just got out of my own). She says OK take off. All I can say from this point on is it was damn near the worst experience ever, I was out of there with a frown in 20 minutes. I won't be back.

[Flfun1012]

First time at KMS after a cancellation from another provider not a real fan but went anyway.

I had to wait in a very small room like a closet LOL then Coco got me No table shower? I felt like I was on an assembly line.

Quick 69 missionary Doggie 5 minute massage then out the door the whole AMP deal gets the job done but for $$ there's much better options in my opinion.

They have the ability to provide great service, I have experienced it and so has so many others. They are spread to thin. What she is doing is crazy and makes no sense. Less than a year ago she operated out of only KMS or WB. Now she has sand lake, colonial, Miami and I heard there is another somewhere else. Any first year business student will tell you, it not what you make, it's what you keep. She has only increased her labor force by a small percentage. But her operating costs have sky rocketed, her potential risks have increased from increased exposure as well as an increased risk of being noticed by the IRS (which is who got me for my spa). If she concentrated on the 2 her value of service would go up COGSZ would go down and profits would greatly increase. Hope whomever owns the spa (wink wink) reads this and stops trying to capture the GG market or at least creates a stronger foundation before expanding your operation. Trust me, you will make and KEEP a lot more money if you did this. I know you can be much smarter than you are being and think of this from a business perspective. Hope your successful in whatever direction you take.

[MedellinMike]

I had the best luck and the greatest time. I now have had the opportunity to experience both MMS at New Day and MMS at Massage Connection and as far as the challenge goes Kiko beats yuki with ease. Kiko is much better looking and better looking natural, Yuki doesn't look bad but this takes a lot of paint and faux products to pull off what Kiko does so naturally. Service wise, again not a comparison, Kiko was relaxed, didn't feel rehearsed or mechanical, she was perfect and the fact that she is a rare catch makes it so much more exciting, Yuki is slinging the V to everyone and anyone.

Kikos TS was perfect, flawless in everyday 10/10.

Body 9 /10.

Face 10/10.

Performance 10/10.

I didn't put many details because I was asked not to put her name out there with anything graphic, she is also very intelligent and speaks great English. I had the best time ever at this spa.

[Member #6641]

First time at KMS after a cancellation from another provider not a real fan but went anyway.

I had to wait in a very small room like a closet LOL then Coco got me No table shower? I felt like I was on an assembly line.

Quick 69 missionary Doggie 5 minute massage then out the door the whole AMP deal gets the job done but for $$ there's much better options in my opinion.

[IslandLover1]

Checked out the new spa on Colonial next to a barber shop, cars filled every space and even parked side by side partially blocking the drive making it hard to maneuver my truck, I pulled around the back and every space was filled except on but the car in the next space decided to use both parking spaces. I ended up parking in the building next door but later found out I got a flat from all the debris in the parking lot. It was not starting off very good. I walked around back to find the door is locked but see there is a stick on buzzer near the door. After a minute or so 2 girls come to the door wearing skin tight dresses, one bigger (not fat) girl with big D or DD tits, the other was very skinny (too skinny) but both of them look to be in their mid 40's and have so much makeup on and over the top fake eye lashes its really hard to tell. Both of them gave me a hug to welcome me and the big one instantly grabbed my crotch. I decided to go with the big titted crotch grabber only to find she was busy. I was stuck with the skinny girl, walking back to the room I think I heard another girl in the room but I never saw another one. I was very disappointed until we went in th room and she said she was Yuki, I have read so many reviews of this girl, some bad but most of them were decent. She was very affectionate, kissing me head to toe and the most awkward DF kiss I have ever had. I wanted her to stop. She reached down stroking my dick and kept calling me baby, I love you and I just closed my eyes because she felt good but I was not really into her, too old and too much makeup. She asked if I wanted a shower and we went to the room. She soaped me up and slid on my back with her ass and than rolled over circling my back with her fake bolt ons and the needle like stubble poking me from her crotch, she cleaned my ass about 15 times so I new she had planned doing something with my ass, she filled her mouth with water and slurped her way down my back and played tongue darts with my asshole. I flipped and same routing except this time she was swallowing jr, I will admit this did feel good and I was happy with her skills. Back to the room same thing, more BBBJ, more playing it up in the mirror and again, I will admit this did look pretty good. I actually liked her body from different angles especially her on all fours but I just was not into the face, not even a little. Her tits although obviously fake felt good in different positions but in others were rock hard. She at least had tits that were proportionate to her body and not massive ones. She continued the BBBJ and slipped on the hat and told me how small her pussy was and that my dick scared her LOL, its not a scary dick at all. She starts fucking in cow girl and again does a pretty good job, we move to K9 and she asked if I want to fuck her in the ass and of course my response was yes. She did a good job keeping up with the motion. I finished in the hat got cleaned up a bottle water and she came to tell me to come try a new girl but I don't think I will return. I liked MC much better and the girls are so much younger and better looking. Service wise, this was not bad and if your into older girls I think this would be a good place. Also to let everyone know, I read someone experienced a bad odor from her V, I did not smell anything bad, did the finger test followed by the taste test, all good.

[Quacktastic]

When you paid for an hr service means customer can has one or multiple cups, that's the Asian Rules. I remember one time I got a release at TS, as soon we get to the room and for my surprise and the end of the hr. What a great time, the gal was hot as hell.

Exactly right, some of them are more willing than others. Mona and Tiffany have both had me numb after the hour.

[Quacktastic]

NDS has cameras?

Parking lot security cameras. Monitors are in the rooms. I actually like it, no LEO surprise.

[MedellinMike]

I saw her last week and your description of her routine is on point. But she does not like to stray far from her routine. It was nice, but not earth shattering. Maybe I have higher expectations, so YMMV.

I agree with you both, they all seem to have the exact same routine, same slurping sound during TS, same stiff tongue, same circle tits on back during the TS, same fake moans. I enjoyed my time there and the first time was out of this world but after that it just seemed very repetitive with the same results. It didn't feel mechanical until I went a few times and now it feels a little more rushed. Some are better to look at than others but it feels very routine like they all went to the same AMP class. I did go to MC today and I had the best time. I will review them on a separate review.

[MedellinMike]

I saw her last week and your description of her routine is on point. But she does not like to stray far from her routine. It was nice, but not earth shattering. Maybe I have higher expectations, so YMMV.

I agree with you both, they all seem to have the exact same routine, same slurping sound during TS, same stiff tongue, same circle tits on back during the TS, same fake moans. I enjoyed my time there and the first time was out of this world but after that it just seemed very repetitive with the same results. It didn't feel mechanical until I went a few times and now it feels a little more rushed. Some are better to look at than others but it feels very routine like they all went to the same AMP class. I did go to MC today and I had the best time. I will review them on a separate review.

[BigM1]

I stopped by NDS this morning and drew Vivian. She is slim with large breasts and nice small ass. I have seen her previously at KMS and she did not disappoint in fact she's upped her game. Without going in to all the details, table shower was awesome with a nice slow BBBJ, followed by a body to body rub. Back in the room while face down she sensually kissed my body from head to tow, pausing for some TUMA followed by BBBJ from behind. Eventually she slipped the cover on and we went through the alphabet of positions. If you haven't seen her, I would highly recommend giving her a shot.

I saw her last week and your description of her routine is on point. But she does not like to stray far from her routine. It was nice, but not earth shattering. Maybe I have higher expectations, so YMMV.

[PapiGuapo]

I stopped by NDS this morning and drew Vivian. She is slim with large breasts and nice small ass. I have seen her previously at KMS and she did not disappoint in fact she's upped her game. Without going in to all the details, table shower was awesome with a nice slow BBBJ, followed by a body to body rub. Back in the room while face down she sensually kissed my body from head to tow, pausing for some TUMA followed by BBBJ from behind. Eventually she slipped the cover on and we went through the alphabet of positions. If you haven't seen her, I would highly recommend giving her a shot.

[HD Murdock]

Daydreamt that I went to nds last week for the first time and asked for Tiffany when she was there. Waited about 30 min then she came in and apologized w a kiss. She is probably the hottest AMP girl head to toe that I've dreamt of. While we waited for the ts, she gave me a halfassed massage. TS was wood with her housing her younger and man made all over my back. Then typical nuru glide and BBBJ. Back to the room and went through the normal alphabet. On any other day this would be a great review. However, I was expecting the same sort of service and "tricks" that had been previously reviewed. So my expectation level was set a little higher. As great as she was it still seemed like she was going thru a routine, and I caught her checking the cameras multiple times. I had to ask for a second cup, to which she obliged, but doesn't it feel so much better when they seem like they want to get another one from you? I may be expecting too much but as I said, she was the best eye candy I've had and was accommodating to all the check marks.

One thing I forgot to mention. Anybody else think her dfk was really weird. She sort of just stuck her tongue out in my mouth and left it ther very rigid like, just moving her face. No real lip action.

When you paid for an hr service means customer can has one or multiple cups, that's the Asian Rules. I remember one time I got a release at TS, as soon we get to the room and for my surprise and the end of the hr. What a great time, the gal was hot as hell.