Massage Parlor Reports

[Don File]

If you expect us to be on time, be respectful and be generous, then when we are with you focus on us. Turn you phone to silent if you are using it for music and timer ok. Then tell me the kids and babysitter was making the noise outside the room. Should have left. But don't be surprised when you get no tip and no return visit.

Agreed, I was at a providers in-call location and the providers sister came in the room with out knocking to ask a question. It would have been ok if she joined us, but she did not.

[Bogey90]

If you expect us to be on time, be respectful and be generous, then when we are with you focus on us. Turn you phone to silent if you are using it for music and timer ok. Then tell me the kids and babysitter was making the noise outside the room. Should have left. But don't be surprised when you get no tip and no return visit.

[KeepHerCheap]

In Etown. Standard + 40 tip. 20 more to see / suck titties. More does not appear to be available. Older Asian chick, obviously. Attractive, knows why she is there. Massage ok.

[Barry101]

I am very curious to know if anyone has experienced extras from Samantha? Please private message me the details. Thank you.

[Cloud Strife]

Still cannot get a response from Victoria.

Samantha messaged me that she has been busy with family.

Kenya and I have messaged too.

Apparently Joy was just a little busy as well as she did respond.

I will try Victoria again. Only because she is by far the prettiest and youngest.

Glad the PM that you ended up sending worked. Although I couldn't imagine it wouldn't, since she told me to tell you to contact her anyway. LOL. Still, good for you. Best of luck on Victoria.

[Tony8392]

Before I get to the review, some background info.

I write a lot of reviews, not just for these places, but restaurants, hotels and anyplace I visit. Over the years I've come up with some rules which I occasionally follow.

1. I avoid greatest or worst ever reviews. It may have been my best or worst, but that doesn't mean everyone will have the same experience.

2. I avoid declaring either "you must" or "never" go there recommendations. Again, YMMV.

3. I write for my desired audience. With AMPs that means people who actually visit AMPs. If you're looking for "as her ruby red lips slowly caressed my glistening, pulsating shaft" send me a PM. I'll tell you where to send the $49.95 and I'll write whatever turns you on.

Now the review.

I've been having a string of bad luck in recent months. Either I'll get the worst girl in the spa, or I'll get the best, who would be the worst anywhere else. IB has been no exception. Every time I head there to try out the new girl, she's been fired and I'm stuck with whoever is left. Finally I caught a break today.

When I walked in the door both Sophia (the new girl) and Judy (mamasan) came out. Each time I see Judy she tells me about a new girl who will arrive soon, but I never seem to catch the new girl. This time Judy made sure to point out that I was getting a new girl.

After leading me to the room and taking my 60, she left and Judy began a long conversation with her. I'm assuming she was telling her to treat me right. If that's the case, Sophia paid attention.

I'll start with the negatives. Before the flip there was no real tease. She uses too much makeup for my taste. She has a bit of thickness around the middle. Not fat, but the hips aren't larger than the waist.

Now the positives.

I don't think I've ever had a better table shower. She used her hands instead of the e coli sponge and cleaned one part so much I thought I might get a happy ending before the beginning.

Her face, in spite of the makeup, is quite pretty. Definitely above average and she smiles a lot.

Breasts are excellent. Firm, nice size, no sag. Definitely worth seeing.

Overall her body is great. No flab, everything is toned, almost qualifies as a hardbody.

Massage skills are adequate. Not great, but good enough for my needs. Didn't go overboard with the oil.

SWBJ (Saran wrap BJ) skills are quite good. It was good enough I wished it wasn't so good, so I could have held out longer.

I can't think of anything to complain about. No issue with stopping to negotiate a tip, I got my full 60 minutes and everything was to my liking. Judy even came in when I was getting up to get dressed. She was waving a rubber glove and joking about having to wear a glove to touch the last girl. She seems to be very happy with Sophia, so hopefully she'll be around for awhile.

I also had was a dream with Sophia last week. You are right on. I will be back for another visit.

[Beringer]

Still cannot get a response from Victoria.

Samantha messaged me that she has been busy with family.

Kenya and I have messaged too.

Apparently Joy was just a little busy as well as she did respond.

I will try Victoria again. Only because she is by far the prettiest and youngest.

PM me. Victoria told Kenya you were trying to reach her, and Kenya apparently can't go on this site on her new computer. (don't ask me). Anyway, Kenya txted me to reach out to you. She's fine seeing you it would seem. Or she just wants to give a reason. I didn't know. Either way. As for why Victoria didn't answer, couldn't tell you. Since she also clearly saw this post.

[Jjbee62]

Before I get to the review, some background info.

I write a lot of reviews, not just for these places, but restaurants, hotels and anyplace I visit. Over the years I've come up with some rules which I occasionally follow.

1. I avoid greatest or worst ever reviews. It may have been my best or worst, but that doesn't mean everyone will have the same experience.

2. I avoid declaring either "you must" or "never" go there recommendations. Again, YMMV.

3. I write for my desired audience. With AMPs that means people who actually visit AMPs. If you're looking for "as her ruby red lips slowly caressed my glistening, pulsating shaft" send me a PM. I'll tell you where to send the $49.95 and I'll write whatever turns you on.

Now the review.

I've been having a string of bad luck in recent months. Either I'll get the worst girl in the spa, or I'll get the best, who would be the worst anywhere else. IB has been no exception. Every time I head there to try out the new girl, she's been fired and I'm stuck with whoever is left. Finally I caught a break today.

When I walked in the door both Sophia (the new girl) and Judy (mamasan) came out. Each time I see Judy she tells me about a new girl who will arrive soon, but I never seem to catch the new girl. This time Judy made sure to point out that I was getting a new girl.

After leading me to the room and taking my 60, she left and Judy began a long conversation with her. I'm assuming she was telling her to treat me right. If that's the case, Sophia paid attention.

I'll start with the negatives. Before the flip there was no real tease. She uses too much makeup for my taste. She has a bit of thickness around the middle. Not fat, but the hips aren't larger than the waist.

Now the positives.

I don't think I've ever had a better table shower. She used her hands instead of the e coli sponge and cleaned one part so much I thought I might get a happy ending before the beginning.

Her face, in spite of the makeup, is quite pretty. Definitely above average and she smiles a lot.

Breasts are excellent. Firm, nice size, no sag. Definitely worth seeing.

Overall her body is great. No flab, everything is toned, almost qualifies as a hardbody.

Massage skills are adequate. Not great, but good enough for my needs. Didn't go overboard with the oil.

SWBJ (Saran wrap BJ) skills are quite good. It was good enough I wished it wasn't so good, so I could have held out longer.

I can't think of anything to complain about. No issue with stopping to negotiate a tip, I got my full 60 minutes and everything was to my liking. Judy even came in when I was getting up to get dressed. She was waving a rubber glove and joking about having to wear a glove to touch the last girl. She seems to be very happy with Sophia, so hopefully she'll be around for awhile.

[LayBack]

Stop by stone a few weeks ago and I have to say this time was one of the worst time I ever have. The ts was so half ass the sauna was the only best part of my time there. Then it was time for the massage and a very sad one I was so ready to get up and leave in the middle of it. I did leave a tip for the girl I have never got out of a AMP so fast before I fell out of the door on the way to my car. I always had a great time there before.

[Member #6999]

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[Member #6042]

Hey everybody,

I'm in town for the weekend from slightly up north where it's all dry and FS is but a simple man's dream. I was wondering if someone could PM some reliable FS Parlors (particularly Korean, I've heard they're good) and also how much I can expect to be tipping for that kind of service. I'm aware YMMV but any estimate helps.

Thanks!

Empire and sun will give you what you want. 180-200 plus house fee of about 60.

[Member #6999]

Hey everybody,

I'm in town for the weekend from slightly up north where it's all dry and FS is but a simple man's dream. I was wondering if someone could PM some reliable FS Parlors (particularly Korean, I've heard they're good) and also how much I can expect to be tipping for that kind of service. I'm aware YMMV but any estimate helps.

Thanks!

Anyone care to respond, I can't stop laughing.

[Happi21]

Hey everybody,

I'm in town for the weekend from slightly up north where it's all dry and FS is but a simple man's dream. I was wondering if someone could PM some reliable FS Parlors (particularly Korean, I've heard they're good) and also how much I can expect to be tipping for that kind of service. I'm aware YMMV but any estimate helps.

Thanks!

[Judge Smails]

Kenya told me last week she is out of the business.

She told me the same thing. I think she may finally be done, which is sad but good for her. She is a good person and a hell of a good time. We need more like her around.

[Cloud Strife]

I absolutely cannot get a response call back from Victoria or Kenya (No going by Sania or Curvy Nia).

There is no way I am blacklisted with either so that isn't a possibility.

I suspect they are rude because they can be but it does really get annoying. I always show up on time and tip extra even if they don't deserve it.

In fact, my two regular BR chicks, Joy and Samantha have been difficult to reach as well.

Every now and then I just need to vent.

I am starting to go back to the AMP's because they are always there and available and about the same or less than the girls mentioned above with looks on par.

My advice to these women (term used loosely).

1. Ditch the bitchy attitude and respond to a message / call or pick up the fucking phone.

2. Be on time.

3. Don't cancel at the last minute either.

4. You cannot be on your period twice in two weeks. If you don't want to fuck or have your pussy eaten just say, "not this time. " It makes me feel played and want to come on here to blast you online.

5. Be clean too!

Rant over.

PM me. Victoria told Kenya you were trying to reach her, and Kenya apparently can't go on this site on her new computer. (don't ask me). Anyway, Kenya txted me to reach out to you. She's fine seeing you it would seem. Or she just wants to give a reason. I didn't know. Either way. As for why Victoria didn't answer, couldn't tell you. Since she also clearly saw this post.