Massage Parlor Reports

[OldBoomer]

To back up JmSuttr, I agree this is a good legit place. Like most legit places, Yang's does not have a table shower. The do offer a table scrub. I took the scrub option and would say it was quite good and enjoyable. Good overall legit rub experience.

Not sure what you witnessed, or what the squad cars were there for, but I doubt they were investigating any extra-curricular activity at Yang's. Inside the spa they have a sizable area with chairs for foot massage, thin partitions that don't go all the way to the ceiling, both male and female therapists, and a LOT of female clients (especially on the weekend). All of those things, plus my own personal experiences, are hallmarks of legit spas.

Just wanted to post this to make sure no one gets the wrong idea about Yang's. It's usually not a good thing when some monger goes into a legit spa and expects (or demands) extras.

[TheOuroboros]

After 2 strikeouts with Jennifer I decided to man up and return to spirit wellness. I've been doing too much playing around and wanted to hark back to my roots with a solid massage and a simple handshake. Nothing fancy. My plan was to return at night and demand service be damned. I was done treading water and playing safe.

I drew YuYu a new young plump Chinese girl between 25-35 and the session started out with strong massage like I asked. She did some back walking. Move to arms and legs light stretching and flip for some face massage. On the flip I was determined to not let the session end after getting the face massage like it had in my last two visits. So I conjured up my most vile sorcery into my nether regions and summoned the most massive pillar of an erection. She saw the beast peaking from the sheets and made the biggest "OMG" face at the Goliath staring her down. Like the most skillful of snake charmers I got into a rhythm and watched her reactions carefully. Fixated on the behemoth she could not take her eyes off it for the remainder of the massage. That's right YuYu, look at it! LOOK AT IT! Feast upon its glory and give me that G-damn NOVA.

My spell worked with a simple hand gesture she began to scale Everest and gave me a nice slow methodical handshake. I tried to lift up her shirt, since being on the larger end of the Asian scale she's most likely sporting some massive teddies. Frankie must be rubbing off on me that deviant little miscreant. Sadly, my hands were smacked away every time but that's okay I live for the challenge. I busted soon after but now that I've struck gold I will be back to play with dem teddies. Mark my words YuYu.

[Shbghy25]

They said this place had been open for a month now. The place was clean and tidy, as if to prove new. It was my first visit too. I paid mms. 6 and I was put into a room. While I was waiting.

I felt pretty normal. It wasn't the first time for me. And I guess it's from the experiences because I've been around many MPs lately including AMPs. I was pretty nervous when I first went there. My heart was pounding while I was waiting for the girl, I remember but not anymore.

Anyway this girl said she was Lucy and said she was 27, which I don't really care about.

She was a Korean girl with brownish long hair and looked about 5'2. Kind of cute face. When she came in She kept on smiling and talk to me as if she knew me before. I thought she was very friendly. And when she say something she kept on putting the word, Ja-Gi-Ya in front or the back. She kept on saying JaGiYa this and JaGiYa that. I asked her what JaGiYa means and she said she Uses that term when she calls her boyfriend. From that moment I felt good every time she called me that. From the beginning to the end she had served me as if she were my real girlfriend. Kissing, licking, BBBJ incl FS session went smooth and quick. She cleaned me up and gave a little massage on my neck and pounded my shoulder. She had me feel good in many ways. I was thinking I wish I had a girlfriend like Lucy on the way out.

[Mdubya]

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I decided to try Cindy out for the prostate BBBJCIM, once I walked in I was like "oh"! She is not attractive at all but I said fuggit Nantucket and went with it because I wanted to get that sensation I read about but have never gotten. As previously mentioned she's in a low end hotel so she performs the massage on the bed. The massage wasn't bad but she doused me lotion or something, I let her massage me for 10 min and I was done with that so I rolled over. She puts a non-latex glove, lubes up really well, and slowly starts the prostate massage while simultaneously giving me a BBBJ. Her BBBJ felt amazing but the prostate was awkward and made me go limp a couple of times. She had to suck me hard again, after 40 min I threw in the towel and even though I wasn't down for it I hit it missionary, busted, she cleaned me up and I was out! Once was enough for me, I won't see her again. YMMV.

Oh and her $. 4 only covers massage. She asked for a total of $. 8 for the BBBJCIM and prostate. I only brought $. 4 so that's what I left her with. Creepin.

Went to see Cindy against my better judgment. She was as described taller for a Chinese girl, I would say 5'7". Maybe late thirties early forties. Speaks English very well. Text friendly. She quoted me $. 4 for an hour. She asked me what kind of massage I wanted and I said the good kind. She voice verified when I was there. She has a bit of a belly and maybe at best b cup tits. She was not a beauty queen. She was very average. But I'm not big on looks. I more impressed by skills. I've had bad bitches who sucked at their job literally. I shower and get ready for a prostate massage. I showered when I got there. She assisted with the shower and scrubbed my whole body with a scrubber even my asshole. Dried off and laid face down on the bed. She gave me a body to body while I was face down with baby lotion. Average massage skills like one your old lady could give you. She did this for about 20 minutes until someone tried to come in the room. The door was unlocked but latched so whoever it was didn't get in. Scared me a little. Spooked her out too. So this caused my massage to get cut short. She got the gloves and the lube and proceeded with a BBBJ with prostate. The bbj was awesome but the finger up my ass was not cool. I didn't enjoy it. I told her to stop and just ride my cock bb. She laughed and got me a cover. Did Mish, cg and doggy where I finished. Whole experience was about an hour. She had some good pussy! Took another shower. So if you're looking for a spinner, bb, looker or cmt then skip past this one. She was nice, cracked a few jokes and had some decent pussy. The upgrade was 40 more. A little pricy. Total $. 80. I've paid this at AMPs with the promise of everything and walked away with a scummy mouth and a HJ. But the massages are better. This was in manassas. *Oh she looks nothing like the picture and has short hair.

[Sswede]

Can anyone point me in the right direction for a decent massage with a few extras FS is not necessary but I want to experience a good time too, I have looked at AMPs, the Asian hotel travelers and even a few of the regulars mentioned on here, after a while it's info overload and everything seem to just run together.

If anyone is willing to share some hidden or known gems without bankrupt a guy or have to listen to constant upsell after agreed please pass me some good places. I prefer younger 30's and below, nice looking, takes a little pride in how dress and they carry themselves, clean and safe.

As always thank you.

KK in Merrfield and Tara in Annandale. I know both and can highly recomend them. Also Nikki in Fairfax for sure for a really good massage though extras are limited.

[CoolWays]

Can anyone point me in the right direction for a decent massage with a few extras FS is not necessary but I want to experience a good time too, I have looked at AMPs, the Asian hotel travelers and even a few of the regulars mentioned on here, after a while it's info overload and everything seem to just run together.

If anyone is willing to share some hidden or known gems without bankrupt a guy or have to listen to constant upsell after agreed please pass me some good places. I prefer younger 30's and below, nice looking, takes a little pride in how dress and they carry themselves, clean and safe.

As always thank you.

[Creeping]

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I decided to try Cindy out for the prostate BBBJCIM, once I walked in I was like "oh"! She is not attractive at all but I said fuggit Nantucket and went with it because I wanted to get that sensation I read about but have never gotten. As previously mentioned she's in a low end hotel so she performs the massage on the bed. The massage wasn't bad but she doused me lotion or something, I let her massage me for 10 min and I was done with that so I rolled over. She puts a non-latex glove, lubes up really well, and slowly starts the prostate massage while simultaneously giving me a BBBJ. Her BBBJ felt amazing but the prostate was awkward and made me go limp a couple of times. She had to suck me hard again, after 40 min I threw in the towel and even though I wasn't down for it I hit it missionary, busted, she cleaned me up and I was out! Once was enough for me, I won't see her again. YMMV.

Oh and her $. 4 only covers massage. She asked for a total of $. 8 for the BBBJCIM and prostate. I only brought $. 4 so that's what I left her with. Creepin.

[Fatpig]

Any hits on some camps? Juifu in Herndon is mostly a miss for me. Not easy to find reviews here for them. 👀.

[JmSuttr]

So this ad says they offer Nuru or some 4 hands.

Any one have any recommendations on the best location? (They give 5 or so different options).

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/virgi...ondom-13880460

You won't get nuru and 99.99% of what they promise in the ad is bogus. Search the forum for "crapshoot" and you'll find lots of info.

[GilBang]

So this ad says they offer Nuru or some 4 hands.

Any one have any recommendations on the best location? (They give 5 or so different options).

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/virgi...ondom-13880460

Let me save you some time. That's what's called a Crapshoot. Do a search in the forum and you'll see many, many threads about it. Almost none of the services listed will be available, you may get a young enthusiastic girl or you may get a grandma who may just touch your dick and tell you to jerk off and leave. Hence, the "crapshoot", you have as good of a chance as you do rolling the dice.

That is not to say that some of us don't enjoy the game of crapshoot every now and then, you may be able to find a gem, but most of the time, it's a bang and out situation.

If you're looking for a nuru massage, you're not gonna get it at those pricepoints. You're better off with an Indy, but of course at a higher cost, do a search and you'll find some options out there.

[WonderMonger]

Good day fellow mongers, had a session with April in fairlake today and it was good enough to share with the community here. Photos not accurate but overall quite pleasant with an endowed top of D's. Massage was legit, 7/10 with very strong medium pressure. She was able to get a lot of knots out of my back that I have had from a previous gym session. Light teasing throughout and very good at getting you to anticipate the flip. Flip was standard but she seemed to authentically enjoy the mutual touching. Feel free to pm for more details brahs!

[Freddy35]

I stopped by Garden today hoping to finally see Joanna. I called before coming in and but forgot to ask who was available. I drew Mary. I asked if Joanna was in but she was not. I opted for 1 hour at 70 and she gave me a decent firm massage with some stretching. The chemistry wasn't there so I opted for just massage even though Mary offered NOVA. She was a sweet lady, a little thick for my taste. Tipped 20, got my water bottle and left.

[Nova907]

So this ad says they offer Nuru or some 4 hands.

Any one have any recommendations on the best location? (They give 5 or so different options).

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/virgi...ondom-13880460

[Chorya87]

Does anyone know a good AMP that will take a spa finder gift certificate? I know it's a shot in the dark but just checking if anyone knows.

[TheOuroboros]

The police and the press both have come to conflate human trafficking with prostitution.

It used to be that all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares. Now everything is rectangle. A simple bank robbery can be labeled as an act of terrorism and such. JmS is right tho the best way to play safe is to use valid independents.