Massage Parlor Reports

[EinJapan]

Does anyone know anything about the new girls at Logan tantricas? I'm talking about Daniella, Kayla and Megan. All look like fun, but I'm wondering how much is to be had. PMs are great. I'll report back.

Secondly, I'm looking for a woman to eat my ass. I had it done once and it was phenomenal. Does anyone have a good spa or person that will do this? Maybe one of the Chicagoland massage. Net girls or an Asian spa? Pms again, are very welcome and will report back. Thanks everyone and have a good weekend!

Stay safe.

James.

Where are they advertising these days? I used to frequent them a while back and it was fairly consistent. A few misses here and there but their talent pool was decent.

[Miamiat]

Has anybody been to Ozone as of late? I normally go to some AMPs in chicago, but the selection is starting to get old and kind of suck.

I heard Ozone has a good selection but after the summer they had and some of the previous reports I've seen, I'm not sure if I want to go.

Still a nice place. Saw ya-ya last week. Late 30's / early 40's with bolt-ons. Very good massage and a naked HJ to end it. Saw the young hottie Cindy waiting for the next walk-in. She is very beautiful but so robotic, and the bolt-ons are a bit hard for my tastes.

[TheChudster]

Has anyone ever seen Naya? She advertises on Eros but I can't really find any reviews on her. Any help would be appreciated!

[Member #6804]

I'm in town on business for the week and decided to check out SXL based on the positive reviews here. I got Emily. Younger than I'm used to from the joints back in the DC area and quite cute. She also gave a great massage, one of the best I've gotten at an AMP. Unfortunately, things took something of a sour turn when negotiations began after the flip. She offered HJ for three Jacksons, nude HJ for 5 Jacksons and nude BBBJ cim for 7 Jacksons. I only had 6 Jacksons and she would not budge. Finally she agreed to topless BBBJ cim for 6 Jacksons but then she wanted me to actually get up and get it out before we proceeded. That was a big turn off and I settled for the HJ instead. Then she wouldn't even allow otc roaming while she did the deed.

On the bright side, she had a good technique and she worked the balls after some encouragement, leading to a nice finish. Then she was very thorough finishing the massage and making sure I got my full hour. In all, a good experience but I wish she hadn't killed the mood in the middle. House. 8, tip. 6. Would repeat now if I lived in the area now that I know the deal.

[Jl104]

Has anybody been to Ozone as of late? I normally go to some AMPs in chicago, but the selection is starting to get old and kind of suck.

I heard Ozone has a good selection but after the summer they had and some of the previous reports I've seen, I'm not sure if I want to go.

Read my post, use the search function.

[Gkwwse]

Sorry you had that bad experience. I had a great time with Jessica, and a nice time with Anna, but Kayah was just going through the motions (and picture was not her). I would love to see Justine bu thear she does not do FS. Can you tell us more about Bella and Melissa? Pictures accurate? PM if better.

I thought Bella was a probably a 6 in performance. Just went through the motions, but at least had a smile on her face. Probably similar to what you had with Kayah. But Kayah seemed a little cold when I met her once in the waiting area (why I never booked her). Bella's nuru is pretty good, though. She keeps her panties on, but has great contact and rhythm. Just don't expect a conversation, flirting, or anything. I think I remember the FS being an extra 100 with her. I'm pretty sure Bella's photos are fake. Definitely inaccurate, nonetheless. She is a darker skinned latina girl that is bit thicker in the waist than those photos suggest.

Melissa on the other hand, has the one of the best personalities of anyone I've met in the industry. Fun, flirtatious, and pretty hilarious, too. You'll want to take her out for drinks afterwards. She's probably in her early 40's, but has a very attractive face for her age (blue-eyed blonde), perfect tits (probably fake, but well done), and a great ass that she knows how to use (gives a great lapdance). Not a spinner, though. Has about an average waist. But I didn't notice since I was face-deep in her tits the whole time! I think her photos are real. Maybe a little outdated, but pretty accurate. She was offering CBJ for 60 and FS for 100 last I saw her (but that is a-la-carte. The FS doesn't include the CBJ. Which I'd say is the only downside.).

Melissa is heavily reviewed on rubratings (all very positive). I use that site sometimes for this agency. I'm guessing you already know about it. But I suppose its worth mentioning for some other readers. Like here, it's a free signup and does not require you to post an ad in order to read them. The review details are very vague. But for chicagolandmassage, you can usually tell who is offering extras based on how much the reviewer paid (I. E. They used to charge 180 for entry, so if someone posted they paid 280, they got FS for the extra 100). But now I'm worried about using that method, since I read somewhere that Jenny doesn't offer FS anymore? Chicagolandmassage run 4 ads daily on their 4 locations, so you'll have to comb through all the reviews of those 4 ads to get info on a few of the girls that have been there a while. Also, what annoys me more than anything is that clm posts more photos of the girls on rubratings than they do on their own website! So if the photos are actually real for a certain girl, then that is helpful.

Thanks for the tip on Anna. I will check her out sometime in the near future.

[RationalityLoL]

Has anybody been to Ozone as of late? I normally go to some AMPs in chicago, but the selection is starting to get old and kind of suck.

I heard Ozone has a good selection but after the summer they had and some of the previous reports I've seen, I'm not sure if I want to go.

[TJGeek]

I had a session with Ivy earlier this week, since she was the only one available at the time. I didn't mind toftt, since I had yet to have a bad experience here. Wow, did I F up! Worst experience ever. First off, the pics are 100% fake. Which I wasn't expecting, since there is a face photo on the website! I will say, though, that she is very cute. A tiny, dark-skinned latina girl (although she has no ass, and is a bit saggy on the front-side.) But the reason why I am ranting is that she was pretty cold (did not even attempt to flirt or say anything nice at all), and had a worthless service. No pressure on the massage (just light finger touching) and maybe 10 seconds of b2 b. Yeah, I probably should have thrown another 20 for nuru. But I didn't since I was there for extras. And this was the first time I was ever not offered extras at this place. I've had great sessions with Jessica, Bella, Melissa, and a few others that are not on the lineup anymore. Who all offered extras and had a much better service (ok, well bella is a little light on the personality, and a bit thicker than the girl in those photos. But still not a bad time.).

As I was leaving, I was thinking to myself, "god. I haven't had such a bad massage experience since I saw that Eva girl at bodyrubschicago many years ago. Wait a minute. I think that *was* Eva from bodyrubschicago. Shit!" Lesson learned. I am never again seeing a girl here that isn't reviewed by one of you guys. Also. I want to clarify that about half of the girls at this place have fake photos. You can tell from tattoos or certain body features. I always get a really good look at the other girls that are sitting around when I go in for future visits. And I've concluded about half of those photos are either fake or hugely outdated.

Has anyone seen Claire here? Was curious if she offers FS, if the photos are legit, and how she looks in the face.

Sorry you had that bad experience. I had a great time with Jessica, and a nice time with Anna, but Kayah was just going through the motions (and picture was not her). I would love to see Justine bu thear she does not do FS. Can you tell us more about Bella and Melissa? Pictures accurate? PM if better.

[GoHomeSmiling]

70 some thing West are 40 some thing 00 West there abouts?

Uh. I'd say you are half right, but nothing that far west as far as I know.

[NotSoOld]

70 some thing West are 40 some thing 00 West there abouts?

Too much code. Spell it out.

[Gkwwse]

I had a session with Ivy earlier this week, since she was the only one available at the time. I didn't mind toftt, since I had yet to have a bad experience here. Wow, did I F up! Worst experience ever. First off, the pics are 100% fake. Which I wasn't expecting, since there is a face photo on the website! I will say, though, that she is very cute. A tiny, dark-skinned latina girl (although she has no ass, and is a bit saggy on the front-side.) But the reason why I am ranting is that she was pretty cold (did not even attempt to flirt or say anything nice at all), and had a worthless service. No pressure on the massage (just light finger touching) and maybe 10 seconds of b2 b. Yeah, I probably should have thrown another 20 for nuru. But I didn't since I was there for extras. And this was the first time I was ever not offered extras at this place. I've had great sessions with Jessica, Bella, Melissa, and a few others that are not on the lineup anymore. Who all offered extras and had a much better service (ok, well bella is a little light on the personality, and a bit thicker than the girl in those photos. But still not a bad time.).

As I was leaving, I was thinking to myself, "god. I haven't had such a bad massage experience since I saw that Eva girl at bodyrubschicago many years ago. Wait a minute. I think that *was* Eva from bodyrubschicago. Shit!" Lesson learned. I am never again seeing a girl here that isn't reviewed by one of you guys. Also. I want to clarify that about half of the girls at this place have fake photos. You can tell from tattoos or certain body features. I always get a really good look at the other girls that are sitting around when I go in for future visits. And I've concluded about half of those photos are either fake or hugely outdated.

Has anyone seen Claire here? Was curious if she offers FS, if the photos are legit, and how she looks in the face.

[Gopher88]

I took a look and a lot of the review comments are saying the reviews are fake, there's way too many high ratings. Another comment said the place didn't appear to be open after midnight so buy beware.

70 some thing West are 40 some thing 00 West there abouts?

[Captain1954]

I got a txt from a "booker" I've used in the past saying that they have 2 new young girls one Thai and one from Singapore and they would make all my dreams come true LOL.

I made an appointment it's located in a building which was used as an accountant or broker of some sort ok the good yes young yes good English, The bad GPS almost the worst I've ever come across mediocre massage lots of tease on the flip the negotiation was fierce 80 for l1 100 for 2 and wanted 160 for FS although she was willing to give me nude lvl1 for 100 needless to say I walked and visited a nearby "friend" who relieved my tension for standard fee.

Ok it was a waste of 60 but Toft for those who want to get ripped or have endless monger tokens.

P.S. This place is on RB with many reviews so the address and number are there.

Stay safe.

[Fit312]

A lot of the new places popping up on RM are being flagged as owner reviews and totally fake. Something like 10-12 new spots and a big part of the reason why I'm not renewing my subscription.

-w.

I'm out of there at the end of the month. Really not worth it for $149/ yr at this point.

[Wenger]

The one on Addison has a lot of current reviews on RM that I can't read. Seems busy though.

Good luck.

A lot of the new places popping up on RM are being flagged as owner reviews and totally fake. Something like 10-12 new spots and a big part of the reason why I'm not renewing my subscription.

-w.