Massage Parlor Reports

[Eccaios]

Located on Katella in Orange. Park in the back.

Quickie overview:

YMMV. Signs posted all over warning against solicitation.

Massage: 7/10.

Provider looks: 6/10.

HE: 7/10.

Extras: no, but see review.

Damage: .4 house, .6 HE with OTC roaming.

Review: There are so many MPs in Orange. I'm not into HE; never been able to finish, and always feel stupid for dropping the cash after. But I do like a good massage, and I do like the erotic thrill of the tease and the flip, so every now and then I decide to try a new place for the massage, and test out the possibilities. This particular experience happened a couple of months ago, mid-week, early afternoon. I was considering Jasmine Thai, but figured, based on the last reviews here, that I would end up annoyed. I'd mentally prepared myself for just a massage, and so decided to stop in at Sunshine Day Spa with their Grand Reopening Banner. No reviews here, so it was flying blind. The lobby was tiny, with the aforementioned no-sex-soliciting signs, so I figured it was legit. The MMS was probably early-40's, but fit Asian so its hard to know, cute face, nice body, tight yoga-style, or high performance fabric clothing. She hurries out, says they are very busy, but to come back in half an hour. I leave, not sure if I will. I roll down the street to check out this new start-up massage place closer to the tracks, and its got some fugly providers, open area, super desperate, and I take a card of their services just to get out of there and return to Sunshine. As I'm heading back in, I pass an older dude parking his hog, super decked out in leathers, primping his hair. He follows me in, and I see his hands shaking. So I'm like, "Hmm, maybe this place does do a bit more." MMS comes back and seems genuinely happy to see me return, shoos leather-boy off and takes me to a back room. (sorry if you are reading this leather-boy; I mean no disrespect, but dude, don't try so hard. I was wearing shorts and t-shirt).

She's a little sniffly with allergies, but very sweet, tells me to undress and lay down, then leaves. I put my cash and a rubber on the table next to my phone, which is my little sign saying that I'm interested in more. Lay on my stomach nude, no towel. She comes back in, no real wait, and asks what I'd like, including walking on back. I don't want to use up too much of my time just in case there are some extras, and so just tell her I need a relaxing massage. It's good, perfect amount of pressure, recognizes my sore spots and works them well, full body. She's still sniffling and apologizes, but I'm moaning and apologize for that, and we laugh and we have a good chat about the weather and allergies, semi-flirting. On the legs she starts to spend time around my butt, brushes the boys, and I moan in appreciation and spread my legs to give her more access. Her teasing gets more intentional, and I'm hard before I even realize it.

She has me flip, works my chest, teases again, and then puts my hand on her ass. Begins to grip my shaft and leans into me, asking what I want. I ask what's on the menu and she rubs me. I ask if more, and she says no, though she asks where else I've gone. I give the name of a few FS places, and she acts surprised and says that they don't want to get in trouble here, then nods at the condom I left on the table and says, "I saw that and wondered. " We laugh about it, good connection, and I tell her to go ahead with the HE even though it probably won't make me finish. She's pretty good at it though, varying techniques, really getting into it, letting me rub between her legs. She's got the sort of tight pants and top that make it difficult to really get under, and she hasn't offered to bare all even after we talked about the other services, so I respect it and don't push. She's also got her ipad with the camera view of the front, and someone (leather-boy again?) keeps coming in, so maybe this is why she doesn't go further. She eventually has to pause and run out there to shoo him away. I figure we're about done anyway, and I'm not going to finish, so when she comes back and apologizes I say no problem, maybe just finish up with a head massage. She complies, and again, its quite good, and then she climbs up on my in CG to keep rubbing my head, but also grind me, which gets me rock hard again. And I'm like, damn, what the hell is up here? We're laughing and having a good time, and she even starts to rub her tits as she rides me, and I say "You're really a cute little tease aren't you?" She responds by sliding down and taking me BBBJ. Then the fucking door chime rings again. "You not come for me?" she asks, and I say that it only really works the one way, and she gives me a cute little pout, compliments the member. I say it's fine, I had a good time. She runs back out to the front, and when she comes back gives me a really nice rub down to clean up all the oil, and starts asking where I live, and then tells me where she lives (weird). Keeps grabbing my dick even as I get dressed, which doesn't help me prepare to exit. Tells me to come back, she'll walk on my back and other stuff. I give her. 6 as a tip since she was so cool.

She gives me a bottle of water and shows me out the back way, hugs me as I leave, and surprises me with a little peck on the lips, final squeeze of the junk, and a slap on the ass. I go out into the blinding sunlight, and think, "What the fuck just happened?

What's this all mean? Will more be on the table next time? Does she do outside work? What the fuck was her name? Who the fuck knows. YMMV, but if it does, let me know.

[DJones]

Are there any risks of catching something strictly from a Nuru massage with hand release?

Be careful with the camel slide and herpes which is transferred on skin contact. The girls at the old Gurus used to do this, but I haven't seen it much in the past couple of years.

[Wiregrass]

Typically most posters prefer to post privately. If able I will visit them.

I most surely hope to participate, depending on if I can slip my marital bonds of 40+ years.

[LVB808]

I'm known as Wiregrass, a frequent (Senior) contributor on the LA forum (however that's lower Alabama). For several months I've been following your Orange County forums. Knowing that I'd again be there (visiting my very elderly mother. In Garden Grove, and nearby brother and sister). Well my visiting date is quickly approaching; we'll (bride and I) be pulling out on the 2nd /3th of the up-coming week and expect to be there about a week later. Got to again pay tribute to Elvis, and many other sites, while en-route.

After all your teasing I feel the F&C (fish & chips) place most closely offers what I seek (economical / older woman - I'm an elderly gent), offering a quick in / out, so my wife won't notice my absence.

As I'm unfamiliar with the geography, and y'alls abbreviations, I need your help; I need a specific address (and a business name). My GPS only speaks southern.

Incidentally, I was born locally, but left the state in 1961. The Army brought me to Alabama in 1980 - and I never left. My dogs can run free and I can open carry / shoot my guns off the porch. Whats not to like?

Someone please trust me and private mail me this info; thank you.

WG.

Foot reflexology in Westminster. Search this thread, it's not hard to find more info.

[HowdyDoody32]

I'm known as Wiregrass, a frequent (Senior) contributor on the LA forum (however that's lower Alabama). For several months I've been following your Orange County forums. Knowing that I'd again be there (visiting my very elderly mother. In Garden Grove, and nearby brother and sister). Well my visiting date is quickly approaching; we'll (bride and I) be pulling out on the 2nd /3th of the up-coming week and expect to be there about a week later. Got to again pay tribute to Elvis, and many other sites, while en-route.

After all your teasing I feel the F&C (fish & chips) place most closely offers what I seek (economical / older woman - I'm an elderly gent), offering a quick in / out, so my wife won't notice my absence.

As I'm unfamiliar with the geography, and y'alls abbreviations, I need your help; I need a specific address (and a business name). My GPS only speaks southern.

Incidentally, I was born locally, but left the state in 1961. The Army brought me to Alabama in 1980 - and I never left. My dogs can run free and I can open carry / shoot my guns off the porch. Whats not to like?

Someone please trust me and private mail me this info; thank you.

EDIT IN: THE USUAL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY AREA - I'D SUGGEST YOU STAY HOME. OUR AMP's TYPICALLY OPEN WITH $60 FOR AN HOUR SESSION, AND IF LUCKY YOU CAN DIY HJ. OF COURSE THERE IS AN EXCEPTION HERE AND THERE.

WG.

HSalt Fish and Chips: 5956 Westminster Blvd.

Warning: I wouldn't. Recently married? Want a chance to catch the crabs LOL?

[Wiregrass]

I'm known as Wiregrass, a frequent (Senior) contributor on the LA forum (however that's lower Alabama). For several months I've been following your Orange County forums, knowing that I'd again be there (visiting my very elderly mother -in Garden Grove, and nearby brother and sister). Well my visiting date is now quickly approaching; we'll (bride and I) be pulling out on the 2nd /3th of the up-coming week and expect to be there about a week later. Got to again pay tribute to Elvis, and many other sites, while en-route.

After all your teasing I feel the F&C (fish & chips) place most closely offers what I seek (economical / older woman - I'm an elderly gent), offering a quick in / out, so my wife won't notice my absence.

As I'm unfamiliar with the geography, and y'alls abbreviations, I need your help; I need a specific address (and a business name). My GPS only speaks southern.

Incidentally, I was born locally, but left the state in 1961. The Army brought me to Alabama in 1980 - and I never left. My dogs can run free and I can open carry / shoot my guns off the porch. Whats not to like?

Someone please trust me and private mail me this info; thank you.

EDIT IN: THE USUAL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY AREA - I'D SUGGEST YOU STAY HOME. OUR AMP's TYPICALLY OPEN WITH $60 FOR AN HOUR SESSION, AND IF LUCKY YOU CAN DIY HJ. OF COURSE THERE IS AN EXCEPTION HERE AND THERE.

WG.

[BabyWipes]

No.

It's a HJ. What can you catch from a handy?

Well imagine she has a herpes outbreak and she's rubbing it all over you.

[Canuck6234]

Are there any risks of catching something strictly from a Nuru massage with hand release?

My intial thought was, "Huh. " But then I see that you are really worried about this. The chances of an STD from nuru is very very unlikely. The caveat here is that I am not a medical professional. Maybe someone with medical credentials can weigh in here.

[Stockholm]

Are there any risks of catching something strictly from a Nuru massage with hand release?

Have you ever heard of a movie called "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble"?

[BabyWipes]

Does anyone know any girls doing nuru from a private location rather than a massage place? Perhaps their insta or something? Honey is great and all but I'd rather not walk through a crowded front desk everytime.

Aria. You can find her info easily on google. Be prepared to spend $100 more than you would at Honey though.

[DunKirk666]

Are there any risks of catching something strictly from a Nuru massage with hand release?

No.

It's a HJ. What can you catch from a handy?

[LazyBird]

Does anyone know any girls doing nuru from a private location rather than a massage place? Perhaps their insta or something? Honey is great and all but I'd rather not walk through a crowded front desk everytime.

[LazyBird]

Saw on RM that Orchid and Star Accu in LF are closed.

What is the deal?

I'd personally take a look myself. A couple places open up under "new management" or are just incorrectly marked.

[BabyWipes]

Are there any risks of catching something strictly from a Nuru massage with hand release?

[Mustang3]

Strange they looked open yesterday.

Saw on RM that Orchid and Star Accu in LF are closed.

What is the deal?