Massage Parlor Reports

**Wiregrass** · 09-29-19 22:25

Typically most posters prefer to post privately. If able I will visit them.

I most surely hope to participate, depending on if I can slip my marital bonds of 40+ years.

**LVB808** · 09-29-19 20:56

Originally Posted by Wiregrass [View Original Post]

I'm known as Wiregrass, a frequent (Senior) contributor on the LA forum (however that's lower Alabama). For several months I've been following your Orange County forums. Knowing that I'd again be there (visiting my very elderly mother. In Garden Grove, and nearby brother and sister). Well my visiting date is quickly approaching; we'll (bride and I) be pulling out on the 2nd /3th of the up-coming week and expect to be there about a week later. Got to again pay tribute to Elvis, and many other sites, while en-route.

After all your teasing I feel the F&C (fish & chips) place most closely offers what I seek (economical / older woman - I'm an elderly gent), offering a quick in / out, so my wife won't notice my absence.

As I'm unfamiliar with the geography, and y'alls abbreviations, I need your help; I need a specific address (and a business name). My GPS only speaks southern.

Incidentally, I was born locally, but left the state in 1961. The Army brought me to Alabama in 1980 - and I never left. My dogs can run free and I can open carry / shoot my guns off the porch. Whats not to like?

Someone please trust me and private mail me this info; thank you.

WG.

Foot reflexology in Westminster. Search this thread, it's not hard to find more info.

**HowdyDoody32** · 09-29-19 20:55

Originally Posted by Wiregrass [View Original Post]

I'm known as Wiregrass, a frequent (Senior) contributor on the LA forum (however that's lower Alabama). For several months I've been following your Orange County forums. Knowing that I'd again be there (visiting my very elderly mother. In Garden Grove, and nearby brother and sister). Well my visiting date is quickly approaching; we'll (bride and I) be pulling out on the 2nd /3th of the up-coming week and expect to be there about a week later. Got to again pay tribute to Elvis, and many other sites, while en-route.

After all your teasing I feel the F&C (fish & chips) place most closely offers what I seek (economical / older woman - I'm an elderly gent), offering a quick in / out, so my wife won't notice my absence.

As I'm unfamiliar with the geography, and y'alls abbreviations, I need your help; I need a specific address (and a business name). My GPS only speaks southern.

Incidentally, I was born locally, but left the state in 1961. The Army brought me to Alabama in 1980 - and I never left. My dogs can run free and I can open carry / shoot my guns off the porch. Whats not to like?

Someone please trust me and private mail me this info; thank you.

EDIT IN: THE USUAL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY AREA - I'D SUGGEST YOU STAY HOME. OUR AMP's TYPICALLY OPEN WITH $60 FOR AN HOUR SESSION, AND IF LUCKY YOU CAN DIY HJ. OF COURSE THERE IS AN EXCEPTION HERE AND THERE.

WG.

HSalt Fish and Chips: 5956 Westminster Blvd.

Warning: I wouldn't. Recently married? Want a chance to catch the crabs LOL?

**Wiregrass** · 09-29-19 20:45

I'm known as Wiregrass, a frequent (Senior) contributor on the LA forum (however that's lower Alabama). For several months I've been following your Orange County forums, knowing that I'd again be there (visiting my very elderly mother -in Garden Grove, and nearby brother and sister). Well my visiting date is now quickly approaching; we'll (bride and I) be pulling out on the 2nd /3th of the up-coming week and expect to be there about a week later. Got to again pay tribute to Elvis, and many other sites, while en-route.

After all your teasing I feel the F&C (fish & chips) place most closely offers what I seek (economical / older woman - I'm an elderly gent), offering a quick in / out, so my wife won't notice my absence.

As I'm unfamiliar with the geography, and y'alls abbreviations, I need your help; I need a specific address (and a business name). My GPS only speaks southern.

Incidentally, I was born locally, but left the state in 1961. The Army brought me to Alabama in 1980 - and I never left. My dogs can run free and I can open carry / shoot my guns off the porch. Whats not to like?

Someone please trust me and private mail me this info; thank you.

EDIT IN: THE USUAL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY AREA - I'D SUGGEST YOU STAY HOME. OUR AMP's TYPICALLY OPEN WITH $60 FOR AN HOUR SESSION, AND IF LUCKY YOU CAN DIY HJ. OF COURSE THERE IS AN EXCEPTION HERE AND THERE.

WG.

**BabyWipes** · 09-29-19 17:38

Originally Posted by DunKirk666 [View Original Post]

No.

It's a HJ. What can you catch from a handy?

Well imagine she has a herpes outbreak and she's rubbing it all over you.

**Canuck6234** · 09-29-19 00:50

Originally Posted by BabyWipes [View Original Post]

Are there any risks of catching something strictly from a Nuru massage with hand release?

My intial thought was, "Huh. " But then I see that you are really worried about this. The chances of an STD from nuru is very very unlikely. The caveat here is that I am not a medical professional. Maybe someone with medical credentials can weigh in here.

**Stockholm** · 09-29-19 00:14

Originally Posted by BabyWipes [View Original Post]

Are there any risks of catching something strictly from a Nuru massage with hand release?

Have you ever heard of a movie called "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble"?

**BabyWipes** · 09-29-19 00:01

Originally Posted by LazyBird [View Original Post]

Does anyone know any girls doing nuru from a private location rather than a massage place? Perhaps their insta or something? Honey is great and all but I'd rather not walk through a crowded front desk everytime.

Aria. You can find her info easily on google. Be prepared to spend $100 more than you would at Honey though.

**DunKirk666** · 09-28-19 23:01

Originally Posted by BabyWipes [View Original Post]

Are there any risks of catching something strictly from a Nuru massage with hand release?

No.

It's a HJ. What can you catch from a handy?

**LazyBird** · 09-28-19 17:52

Does anyone know any girls doing nuru from a private location rather than a massage place? Perhaps their insta or something? Honey is great and all but I'd rather not walk through a crowded front desk everytime.

**LazyBird** · 09-28-19 17:47

Originally Posted by FeMaiden [View Original Post]

Saw on RM that Orchid and Star Accu in LF are closed.

What is the deal?

I'd personally take a look myself. A couple places open up under "new management" or are just incorrectly marked.

**BabyWipes** · 09-28-19 17:19

Are there any risks of catching something strictly from a Nuru massage with hand release?

**Mustang3** · 09-28-19 13:00

Strange they looked open yesterday.

Originally Posted by FeMaiden [View Original Post]

Saw on RM that Orchid and Star Accu in LF are closed.

What is the deal?

**Fe Maiden** · 09-28-19 12:04

Saw on RM that Orchid and Star Accu in LF are closed.

What is the deal?

**Two Minute Man** · 09-28-19 03:37

Originally Posted by Dijaju [View Original Post]

Might have been a different place then but I recall seeing a similar ad without the face blurred. When I googled it some of the reviews said they got someone completely different and some even went multiple times but Rose was never there. What was the damage for FS? Really tempted to try after what you just said.

Think it might have been a different place. Julia works alone, answers her own phone and is there at the agreed time. I have never been able to find a picture of her without the face obscured. House fee was $60 for the hour. I tipped her $100 for a complete hour of non rushed, multiple positions sex. There was no vibe to hurry up and finish and she is very sweet and flirty. I don't do FS very often but she was irresistible!