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09-25-19 14:55 #19716Regular Member

Posts: 11Rose (Costa Mesa)
Stopped into Rose a couple of weeks ago and got Patricia. 30 ish Chinese girl, 6/10 looks, 5/10 massage. Everything was available but I opted for the HE, which was decent I guess. Roaming allowed, but she keeps her distance so you can't do much. Damage was 40+60. Doubt I'll repeat.
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09-25-19 13:36 #19715Senior Member

Posts: 339Free Your Mind
I saw a lady named Mandy there maybe 6 months ago. I definitely left happy.
Originally Posted by ShortBus17
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I haven't been back. It was just average, but no complaints.
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09-25-19 01:50 #19714Senior Member

Posts: 47Free Your Mind
I had some free time near Santa Ana and thought I would give free your mind a shot, never been but have had some visits across the street at Vy. I called ahead of time for a one hour massage. I got buzzed in and was met by a decent looking asian maybe in her 40's. I had to wait a few minutes for a customer to leave the room. The person who greeted me was also the provider. She seemed friendly enough, named Lisa. While it was my first time there I told her I found out about the place while at 888, Crystal told me it was a second location and they used to have the same phone number. She seemed a little surprised I knew Crystal, it didn't seem like she wasn't a fan. Early teasing with a decent massage. After the flip all teasing stopped, no indication anything was available. Between the RM reviews, locked door, teasing, compliments, and vibe I figured this was a done deal. She went into "normal" AMP mode with some slaps and stretches but nothing more then just said the hour is up and she is all done. I didn't have my eye on the clock so I wasn't sure how far into the hour we were but she was right, no shortage on time. Kind of strange, I suppose I should have been clear but it seemed like a slam dunk. Live and learn I guess.
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09-24-19 06:23 #19713Banned Member

Posts: 78Penthouse letters!
Penthouse letters similarities aside, this extended overnight session with the Sukebe twins was the highlight of my life. I have mongered in Thailand, Mexico, Japan and much of Europe and I have never experienced anything like what the twins put me through. The factual component of the session is real. The lengthy details are probably a little too much for some. However, I have got a lot of PMs asking for the rest of the juicy details. I just want some of the interested mongers to be able to share the experience as it unfolded. Feel free to skip my posts if they don't interest you.
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09-24-19 00:59 #19712Senior Member

Posts: 78Aqua Spa / Heavenly Hands (HS satellite spa): Kelly
Looking for a quality alternative to Novia in case she's booked up, and went to see Kelly based on a recent review here.
Called ahead to reserve Kelly and was sent to Aqua Beauty Bar / Heavenly Hands Spa down the street from HS. Had a little trouble getting in as the doors are locked in the evenings and the desk girl has to come down to let you in. After a few rounds of texts, I was let in and led upstairs to the spa.
FYI there is no attached bathroom / shower available in the spa, it is a converted office space, so the bathroom is down the hallway, which I was informed of by the girl on the way in. Front lobby is tiny, just the receptionist desk and the chairs, with cases of bottled water stacked next to them, LOL. No pass thru security window / door setup like at HS, just an open desk. There was already another monger seated waiting for his turn with Briana, but if someone else had come in to wait, we would be rubbing knees, it was so close.
After a short wait, I was called into one of the rooms. Holy smokes, here's where all the office space had gone to! The room could have fit 2-3 HS sized massage rooms in it's area. It was easily half again as large as a standard Motel 6 room.
Undressed and laid down without the towel. Had a nice long wait before anyone came in. I looked up as she entered, and. Meh. Mixed Armenian / Latina (according to her). Looks were GND average and body was also average. Not made up at all, and without it, very average. Made some small talk and found out she's really young and very new to the massage game. Boobs were perky B's with more weight in her ass and nicely rounded butt cheeks. Looks and face 6. 5/10.
Started a pretty weak massage, with no real idea about pressure, connecting strokes, or basic anatomy, just kinda moved her hands around randomly spreading oil. Also was rather timid about teasing and tried to a little sexy but was too careful about not rubbing up against anything as she climbed on the table to "work on my back" more. She brushed her long hair over my back as she leaned down to whisper in my ear which was nice, but her hair was a little frizzy, not silky. On the flip, she was very careful not to let her crotch get anywhere near mine. As a nuru session, it was terrible, and the massage was weak. Massage 4/10.
She hopped off and proceeded to come to grips with Little John, but mainly focused on stroking him and did a little nipple play. She allowed my hands to play with her boobs freely, but no feeding, fiv or fov. Wouldn't even let me look at it while she was stroking me (probably afraid I might dive in uninvited). Too much oil and the cautious attitude sorta turned me off a bit, so it took a while for me to pop. HE 5/10.
She was friendly and willing to make sure to get me off, and with a little more time she might be decent, but at HS rates it's a little too pricey for me to want to repeat with an average looking, inexperienced masseuse. Overall 4. 5/10.
Someone's recent report said that in his opinion, Kelly was better than Novia, but it must be big time YMMV. In every category it's not even close for me.
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09-24-19 00:11 #19711Senior Member

Posts: 844Penthouse Letters
Not so sure this is real, reads more like a Penthouse letter more than a real occurrence. But, who knows maybe it's the whole truth that just happens to read like a Penthouse letter.
Originally Posted by OCcruisin
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09-23-19 20:13 #19710Regular Member

Posts: 1Sukebe chair
Damn dude this sounds like what I need! Haha. I'm new on here. Been to a handful of places in OC. I like good massages along with the HJ. Never knew what else I should go for or risk. Not sure I'd want to take the risk of catching something but got a couple BJs.
Originally Posted by TwoMinuteMan
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Is this service through Sara and Koko a normal thing they offer? How much time and what is the damage?
To give intel, I've been to the day spa spot on harbor / adams for pretty cute girls, good service and a good HJ reach around and feeling around allowed.
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09-23-19 19:37 #19709Senior Member

Posts: 104Amazing. NOT
Driving from LA to Irvine and remembered an ad for a place on Edwards. Thought I'd stop. It's on Edwards, right next to Westminster ave. Walked in and was met by cute Asian (Crystal) in a tight mini dress. Very giggly. Asked if I'd been before and gave only appropriate answer. Looking good. Asked for an hour. Shown to typical room and instruction was "get fully undressed and get face down". Looking good. Now it goes downhill.
As I sit to remove shoes, Crystal says "Mary will do your massage". "Not you?" "She will start and I will be back to finish. Trust me, you will love it". Weird for me, but OK. Lie down and ignore the washcloth at the end of the table. Wait a couple minutes and in walks Mary-Granny! And, not GILF. Oh no. But, her massage was actually OK, if short. Maybe 20 minutes. Lots of good pressure. More attention to ass than I'm used to. No teasing. Doubt it would have done any good she is so unattractive. Not a word spoken. When she finishes, she leaves.
Crystal comes back in cooing about how handsome, yada, yada. A bit of massage and I ask "if only half hour, then only you?" She says yes, but she likes to have Mary start because, "I am not as good at massage as her". Correct. After a few minutes of her sitting on me rubbing, she starts teasing. At this point another girl comes in and rubs, too. Good. She says "next time ask for me, Tiffany", then walks over to little table, grabs something and walks out.
Time to flip. More ooohing and ahhing over how handsome I am (I'm average) and how she loves my cock, which is "so big" (again average). She asks what she can do for me and I ask for BJ. "No, we don't do that. I will do "best handjob". I ask if she will take off dress. "oh yes, for you the best". Top comes down and mini rises to show off panties. Allowed FOV, but moved to make it hard to reach. When I did put finger, "Oh, you're making me come". Yeah, right. In 30 seconds?
Then jackhammer starts. Ask to slow and pay attention to the boys. Play with boobs, she licks my nipples, allows finger roaming and immediately starts with "come for me, baby". I ask about her bolt ons and if she will give me Russian. "No. We don't do anything but hand. I will get in trouble". Slows for a minute and starts hammering again. I focus on finishing. Do, wipes and off we go. I realize I was shorted 20 minutes. "Come see me again. If you want hand". Damage was 60 Massage and 40 tip.
Worst I've had in OC. Will not return.
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09-23-19 19:01 #19708Senior Member

Posts: 46Happy Day Massage
Just to inform members to save your time and money. Relatively new at harbor boulevard, Costa mesa. Anything but happy. . 45 for an hour. Medium quality massage. Neither offered extras nor asked. You can have foot massage for 25/ hour and in my opinion that is the best you can do there.
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09-23-19 16:51 #19707Regular Member

Posts: 3No b Sunset report
Went to Sunset a few weeks ago and got taken care of by Tina who also said she went by LaLa. Hmmm.
Awesome massage. Easily better than "legit" massages I've had at other places. I'd have gone back just for the rub. Afterwards she said there was new ownership, no FS, HJ only, though she was amendable eventually to DATY+HJ.
Went back again last week, specifically setting up an appointment with her. Got someone else who was awful and can't recall the name. Trying to blot it from my memory, no doubt. Guy at the front said her name was Tina, but she said it wasn't. Lesson learned, I think.
Any feedback on who "LaLa" might be or what that is? Assume it's not a code or anything. ?
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09-23-19 16:19 #19706Banned Member

Posts: 78Best night of my life as Sara prepares me for the Sukebe chair!
Sara was bathing me in preparation for my time in the Sukebe chair. She had just washed my hair and I had declined her offer to join me in the massive tub. Sara turned her attention to my back, lathered me up and began to wash it. Working in sections, she washed my body from head to toe. I had a huge hard on when she washed my privates but she seemed delighted with the effect she was having on me. She was very thorough when she washed between my ass cheeks and took great care to get my asshole perfectly clean. Her diligence in scrubbing my nether regions made me realize she was really going to give me a rimjob. I took another large sip of my wine as I enjoyed Sara's touch. After she was satisfied that I was squeaky clean, she rinsed me off with the portable shower head. Again, great attention was paid to the cleanliness of my asshole and I kept imagining her soft little lips on my rosebud. The Sukebe twins had obviously done this before because as soon as Sara started to drain the tub, Koko emerged holding some warm towels. She placed a large towel on the floor and Sara helped me out of the tub to stand on it. Koko grabbed the "humility" pillow and Sara began to dry me off with a second warm towel. She was very thorough and after a few moments I was dry. Sara handed me a clean warm towel and I put it around my waist. It did very little to conceal my erection and Sara looked very pleased with herself. She led me to a small padded bench in the corner of the bathroom and invited me to sit down. Then she knelt before me on the pink humility pillow that Koko had apparently placed there before leaving the room. Once she was on her knees she looked up at me very innocently. We maintained eye contact for a few seconds and my erection forced its way out of the towel. Pre-cum had pooled around the tip and Sara leaned slowly forward and licked it off. Once she had cleaned up the fluid with her tongue, Sara applied some moisturizing lotion to my feet and started to give me a foot massage. It felt fantastic as she knelt before me attending to my feet as if they were the most important things on the planet. I let her work on my feet for several minutes enjoying the visual of her kneeling before me in her pink bathing suit. My cock was standing straight up having parted the towel. It was throbbing and a steady flow of pre-cum ran down the shaft. Every few minutes Sara would stop the foot massage briefly and clean up my mess with her soft tongue. She looked directly in my eyes smiling as she did so. She never actually took my cock into her mouth even though I was praying that she would. She just used her tongue to clean up my leaking fluid by licking the full length of my shaft from my balls to my cock head. Finally, I could stand it no more. My balls were literally aching from the extended tease and anticipation. My heart was beating fast and my breathing was ragged. I needed to compose myself so I patted her on the top of her head and said "Good girl Sara. That felt great". She arose gracefully from her knees and returned with a pair of silk slippers and a bathrobe. She helped me get dressed and we walked into the living room. Koko was there and as she handed me my wine she gave me a very sweet smile. "Relax, we will be back soon" she told me as the Sukebe twins left the room.
After they left, I surveyed the room. Koko had obviously prepared the Sukebe chair while Sara was bathing me. The now familiar pillows were placed strategically on either side of the chair. Underneath was another pillow that Sara would use as a head support when she ate the ass of the lucky chair occupant. This pillow was supported by a height adjustable stand so that she could get the required height without using towels as support. The chair was so clean it was gleaming. The twins obviously took great pride in the visual aspect of this pleasure chair. I had an erection that was trying to force its way through the opening in my bathrobe and it was pretty much impossible to conceal. I just couldn't believe that I was about to enjoy Sara's soft lips on my cock and ass. My buddy appeared briefly at the door. His new assistant was with him dialing the next call for him. She was stunning. She was similar in age to Koko and just as beautiful but looked way more high maintenance. Koko was born in Thailand and grew up very poor. Sara was also born in Asia and moved to the US in her twenties. Both girls were used to third world living conditions and had put food on their table by catering to the needs of older men. My buddy's new assistant had "Orange County spoiled *****" written all over her and I wondered how she could afford those Prada shoes on an assistant's salary. As she handed him the phone, he wished me luck and told me he would be in his office if I needed anything. Then they left abruptly as he made his next international phone call. I took my place in the Sukebe chair with a raging hard on. I took a large gulp of my wine to calm my nerves as I waited for Sara and Koko to return.
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09-23-19 15:26 #19705Banned Member

Posts: 78Great contribution
Thanks PwrRngr1 for the great contribution. Nice to see a new member posting a review instead of immediately asking a ton of questions.
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09-23-19 15:24 #19704Banned Member

Posts: 78Great contribution
Great review bro! Very nice to see new members contribute in their first post. A lot of newbies ask way too many questions. Rule of thumb is to provide intel for your first few posts. Then you earn the right to leech. Thanks again!
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09-23-19 12:02 #19703Regular Member

Posts: 24Detox
Hit Detox for the first time. I was the first customer in right at opening. As soon as I entered the Latina MMS upfront immediately took me back to a room, just "hello, you come back here." I paid the house fee. 4 up front, and asked how many providers were working. She sent in the two Latinas, one by one, both in late 20's to mid 30's (hard to tell), round asses. I couldn't really tell the difference, so I took the first one. Waited lying on my back for about five minutes before she came back in. Light rubbing for a couple of minutes, and then asks what I'll pay. I offer 1.2, she accepts. Puts on the cover, starts CBJ for a minute, then asks for tip. I get up and give it to her, standing CBJ, and I basically undress her. Mish for a bit, slight moaning and she finally starts to move, holding my biceps, then I have her turn around for doggy. Nice view, I start getting a rhythm going, she's letting out little whimpers which get me closer. We've been going ten minutes max and she starts telling me to finish. That's a sure buzz kill for me. She jumps down and says she'll finish me HJ, can't take the D. Look, I'll admit I might be slightly above average, but this aint' Big D Problems here, and I was careful to keep it shallow. Sounded like a line to me. HJ is fast, not erotic at all, and I tell her this ain't going to happen. She shrugs, sprays me off with alcohol and adios. I check the clock. 15 minutes.
So if you are looking for a sure thing, an in and out, this is your place. Providers are hot enough, though fairly lifeless.
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09-23-19 10:24 #19702Senior Member

Posts: 36Chloe. Trish?
I have seen Chloe and she definitely rivals Krystal when it comes to CMT skills. I can't confirm if her IG is Trish Le, but if it is, then the body pics are not quite a fair representation, IMO, other than the D-sized breasts. Unlike Krystal who has a small, petite, tight frame, Chloe has a few extra pounds on her. Her face is okay, she carries on a good conversation and has a bubbly personality. She performed the massage in the nude, just like Krystal. You all know how strict Krystal is with her boundaries but I get the feeling that Chloe's can be pushed a little bit more. Although I did not try to do so as she just wasn't as sexually attractive to me (I probably am not to most women either so let's call it even).
Originally Posted by RubnHood
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Bottomline: Great massage! Wonderful personality, okay face, flabby body. I did not regret going to her as I really needed to a good, solid massage to get the kinks out of my body. However, Krystal is still my first choice for combination of a great massage, personality, and hot bod lust factor.









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