Massage Parlor Reports

[ThatGuy011]

But I'm pretty sure if you pay for a massage and you get a happy ending, you've paid for the happy ending.

Tip or offer is not required.

I disagree with this because it's possible to not get a happy ending for the price of entry. If they were guaranteed like a regular provider then I'd agree.

[ProoMan]

But I'm pretty sure if you pay for a massage and you get a happy ending, you've paid for the happy ending.

Tip or offer is not required.

Interesting though. I am sure the courts would agree with that, a good defense lawyer would say otherwise. Saying the massage was $60 you pay extra for extra services. Most ladies probably don't have the money or time to fight it. In the case of yoyo massage in Burlington MY GUESS AND GUESS ONLY is they convicted her then went and got the search warrant then went and got her and arrested her end of story, I just happened to see her in a store a while back she told me they took her licences, AGAIN ONLY A GUESS we drop the charge take your licences easy for all parties involved, she moves on yo another city.

[Vinnie Kramer]

But I'm pretty sure if you pay for a massage and you get a happy ending, you've paid for the happy ending.

Tip or offer is not required.

That really worries me. That is saying come and bust me. Asking for a tip before any service good or bad is just asking for trouble. I have to refer to my favorite lady of all time the lady who ran yoyo massage in Burlington ky she NEVER asked for a tip and even told me she didn't care if someone tiped or not (I always did. My guess others did also) she got busted would love to know how they got her. If she makes you happy but no charge what's the problem. Be safe.

[ProoMan]

Moon on colerain has some recent reports. Here's mine from a few days back:

Location: 4/10.

Cleanliness: 4/10.

Looks: 6/10.

Actual massage: 2/10.

Teasing: 9/10.

End: 9/10.

Roaming: 3/10 (otc only).

Cost: 4/10.

Girl is younger and cute, which is nice for a change. She's playful, teasing started immediately and rivaled the jenny / lily days. Roaming otc only, wouldn't allow anything more. Room cleanliness was a factor for me. I've seen worse but it should've been better. Room privacy is questionable. The 'end' happened at the beginning which was nice but the actual massage afterward was terrible and kind of painful. I really just wanted to leave but suffered for the remaining 45 minutes. Another strike I'd give it was having to tip up front. I should've said no but I guess I'm too nice and mistakenly over-tipped for services received. But she's friendly, maybe too friendly. I'd recommend getting in quick before things go south.

I'm not usually a repeat visitor to places and this one will be no exception.

Stay safe out there.

That really worries me. That is saying come and bust me. Asking for a tip before any service good or bad is just asking for trouble. I have to refer to my favorite lady of all time the lady who ran yoyo massage in Burlington ky she NEVER asked for a tip and even told me she didn't care if someone tiped or not (I always did. My guess others did also) she got busted would love to know how they got her. If she makes you happy but no charge what's the problem. Be safe.

[SocratesJonson]

I was there this afternoon and 4 others stopped in during the hour I was there.

Masseuse was a bit frumpy and probably in her 40's. I just missed (another guy came in 2 minutes after me) a girl who from her voice I could tell was much younger and I'm guessing cuter.

I don't know if they are always as forward or if she picked up on all my hints, but she was bashful.

Either way, the massage was a really excellent 9/10, the tease was a one of the best I've had in some time 9/10, and I left happy.

Between the traffic and the forward nature of the service, I also wouldn't be surprised by a bust, so watch your back.

Any senior members want details, feel free to pm me.

Oh yeah, one glaring negative. There was another guy waiting when I left, and she changed the towel but not the sheet. I'm also not certain she changed the paper towels on the face rest. She probably did, but now I can't remember.

She could've done either after I left and before letting him in, but why wouldn't she have just grabbed the sheet when she took out the towel and hot hand towel?

[Elastic]

Moon on colerain has some recent reports. Here's mine from a few days back:

Location: 4/10.

Cleanliness: 4/10.

Looks: 6/10.

Actual massage: 2/10.

Teasing: 9/10.

End: 9/10.

Roaming: 3/10 (otc only).

Cost: 4/10.

Girl is younger and cute, which is nice for a change. She's playful, teasing started immediately and rivaled the jenny / lily days. Roaming otc only, wouldn't allow anything more. Room cleanliness was a factor for me. I've seen worse but it should've been better. Room privacy is questionable. The 'end' happened at the beginning which was nice but the actual massage afterward was terrible and kind of painful. I really just wanted to leave but suffered for the remaining 45 minutes. Another strike I'd give it was having to tip up front. I should've said no but I guess I'm too nice and mistakenly over-tipped for services received. But she's friendly, maybe too friendly. I'd recommend getting in quick before things go south.

I'm not usually a repeat visitor to places and this one will be no exception.

Stay safe out there.

[Elastic]

I am considering trying out Rachelle at the man cave. Can anyone provide information on the setup process and the pricing? I know they up charge for the massage to be topless, but is the HE included in the base price? Basically, I want to know what I'm getting myself into before I go and spend all of my hobby funds. Feel free to PM if that makes you feel more comfortable.

Clearly you didn't read the forum. Plenty of information, even recently, about this.

[Turbo55]

I am considering trying out Rachelle at the man cave. Can anyone provide information on the setup process and the pricing? I know they up charge for the massage to be topless, but is the HE included in the base price? Basically, I want to know what I'm getting myself into before I go and spend all of my hobby funds. Feel free to PM if that makes you feel more comfortable.

[GiDaddy]

I hit Goose about a week and a half ago and it is a serviceable option. Compared to what's out there now, I'd say it's good.

Pros: somewhat private parking, discrete backdoor entry, cute girls working, left happy without too much effort.

Cons: She politely demanded a higher tip, even though I tipped my standard 70 percent that has never been an issue at ANY other AMP in the area. I'm not interested in arguing or haggling over $. 2 so I obliged. Also, heavy traffic. I called ahead and was told to wait an hour, I came in about 50-55 minutes after that call and still had to wait 20 plus minutes. Given the high traffic, I opted to stay in the lobby instead of wait in my car in the interest of not losing my spot.

I would say there were two clients in there when I walked in, and during my session two more came in. Could hear everyone but saw nobody. One client was loud as hell, talked a lot and asked to use the bathroom. C'Mon. Dude, take care of that at a gas station on the way in. Needless to say it was busy. I guess a couple good reviews will do that to an AMP in this market.

Whoever said they got FS, I tip my cap. Don't see how it's possible in this place with partitions and not rooms. On top of that someone walking in every 20 minutes would make that a real challenge. I was going to offer $$ to see if I could pull it off but there was just too much activity that day.

I will definitely repeat with a little caution. Maybe trying to hit them during slower hours. Friday afternoon was a madhouse.

This is a slightly better option than the Loveland joint, in my opinion. Better looking masseuses and more discreet. Each place is worth a visit.

Stay safe out there. I have a feeling the next bust is right around the corner.

Yea I posted about FS there. There was nowhere near the sausage fest you encountered when I visited there LOL. The masseuses are better looking but I disagree about the privacy. The parking situation sucks there. Limited spots with everyone parked in the same area. Also only curtains and no actual rooms. But that's what made the FS exciting there LOL. Well I'm glad to see that the place is getting lot of business and doing really well. But I posted about FS in last couple of places because I don't plan on going back to those places. Those two places just aren't comfy enough for me due to various reasons I mentioned in each respective posts. I have couple more good ones I'm frequenting now and comfortable at. Well share the location in due time.

[Stream60]

Saw an add on skip the games. Not to far from Bass Pro. Anybody been there? PM for details. Thanks.

[MarblesKyle]

I hit Goose about a week and a half ago and it is a serviceable option. Compared to what's out there now, I'd say it's good.

Pros: somewhat private parking, discrete backdoor entry, cute girls working, left happy without too much effort.

Cons: She politely demanded a higher tip, even though I tipped my standard 70 percent that has never been an issue at ANY other AMP in the area. I'm not interested in arguing or haggling over $. 2 so I obliged. Also, heavy traffic. I called ahead and was told to wait an hour, I came in about 50-55 minutes after that call and still had to wait 20 plus minutes. Given the high traffic, I opted to stay in the lobby instead of wait in my car in the interest of not losing my spot.

I would say there were two clients in there when I walked in, and during my session two more came in. Could hear everyone but saw nobody. One client was loud as hell, talked a lot and asked to use the bathroom. C'Mon. Dude, take care of that at a gas station on the way in. Needless to say it was busy. I guess a couple good reviews will do that to an AMP in this market.

Whoever said they got FS, I tip my cap. Don't see how it's possible in this place with partitions and not rooms. On top of that someone walking in every 20 minutes would make that a real challenge. I was going to offer $$ to see if I could pull it off but there was just too much activity that day.

I will definitely repeat with a little caution. Maybe trying to hit them during slower hours. Friday afternoon was a madhouse.

This is a slightly better option than the Loveland joint, in my opinion. Better looking masseuses and more discreet. Each place is worth a visit.

Stay safe out there. I have a feeling the next bust is right around the corner.

[Observant]

They rotate the girls every 2-3 weeks.

Very regularly. All your "relationship building" goes down the drain and have to start rolling the dice all over.

Overall. I don't see a better convenient option. Cube was my go-to place with Cece and her passionate DIY. Based on the repprts, that place has been no-go for a while. 747 Oriental was another safe haven but that place has been in the dumps for a while too.

PM if anyone has recent goodness at 747 or CUBE.

Ob.

[Hairy2]

Called ahead, said come in an hour. I walked in an hour later, had to wait another 15 minutes. They put me in a private side room to wait, that was nice. AC was off, so it was a little warm.

Got the frumpy lady, but whatever, and closed my eyes to enjoy the massage. She will work hard, but I asked for lighter pressure. She had a pleasant demeanor, it made up for the appearance. I recommend if you are in the area. Standard rates, 60/ hr.

[Hairy2]

Didn't get the name. Same woman others have mentioned. Late 30's early 40's, thin, attractive (to me). Nice massage, but no extras. $60/ hour.

[JustACustomer]

Stopped to check out the new talent. Met by Lily who was about 30, short and chunky. Tease started immediately. Offered OTC and a handshake. Wouldn't do more as she claimed boss watches. Hinted that there may be a space observatory in the room. I couldn't verify. Place was busy and interrupted constantly by the door. Nothing special here and just a matter of time before it's hit by an asteroid.

I was actually able to translate that as I was reading. Nice report! LOL.