Massage Parlor Reports

[JohnWarhammer]

Boss, Kun sabaidee mai? Kop Kun mak mak. Keng mak mak.

I'm good my dude, I love the forum handle. I don't come on here often enough, but I do get notifications for private messages, so if you have any questions ask me via pm. If it's some knowledge I can impart more broadly I'll put it in a post on here.

[PomLovesThais]

I'm coming out of the wood works for this one, just been mongering in the dark (however I am still active hobbyist). I have some information to provide here for you that might help. She's a very nice Thai lady, there was a some what recent post about her services and that she's related to Nalee, but I actually speak Thai (half Thai myself) and I got a completely different story from her and Nalee. Nalee was the one that told me to go see her, promoting her so there's some good working relationship there, not so much with the other people Nalee has helped host in that place.

That being said, Jen is a great massager, she's very thorough and really good at getting into the muscles. In my opinion she has a great, enthusiastic personality. She's here on a b-1 visa and from what I gathered she's looking for an appropriately aged man for marriage. I've gone a few times with her to the temple as a friend, because she's actually pretty cool to hang out with at times. If you are going for a massage and a release, her menu is limited, she's solid, zero chinks in that armor and I don't think she's going to be breaking any of those rules if ever. The menu might open up a bit more in the two handed massage treatment with Nalee, but I don't get down with that, too expensive and not my bag.

Out of all the people I've gone to in NoVA, Nalee and company are bang up the best you will find in the area in terms of service and overall treatment, but if your looking for a quality and 'something more' kind of finish, I'd look else where.

Boss, Kun sabaidee mai? Kop Kun mak mak. Keng mak mak.

[TheOuroboros]

Crystal on Gallows has young Chinese, $240 is their asking price.

Is that in addition to house fee? Or all inclusive?

[JohnWarhammer]

Curious about service of Jen who works with Nalee. I met Jen on visit to Nalee a bit ago and from what I have read she has very limited menu. Does anyone have more recent experience? PM me if appropriate.

I'm coming out of the wood works for this one, just been mongering in the dark (however I am still active hobbyist). I have some information to provide here for you that might help. She's a very nice Thai lady, there was a some what recent post about her services and that she's related to Nalee, but I actually speak Thai (half Thai myself) and I got a completely different story from her and Nalee. Nalee was the one that told me to go see her, promoting her so there's some good working relationship there, not so much with the other people Nalee has helped host in that place.

That being said, Jen is a great massager, she's very thorough and really good at getting into the muscles. In my opinion she has a great, enthusiastic personality. I've gone a few times with her to the temple as a friend, because she's actually pretty cool to hang out with at times. If you are going for a massage and a release, her menu is limited, she's solid, zero chinks in that armor and I don't think she's going to be breaking any of those rules if ever. The menu might open up a bit more in the two handed massage treatment with Nalee, but I don't get down with that, too expensive and not my bag.

Out of all the people I've gone to in NoVA, Nalee and company are bang up the best you will find in the area in terms of service and overall treatment, but if your looking for a quality and 'something more' kind of finish, I'd look else where.

[Decadentme]

Had the best time with Ava. Couldn't tell they were fake. Absolute magic.

It's been a while since I've been out on a monger quest. I usually get a massage every Friday but hell at work and the partying / bar hopping I've been doing to medicate the accompanying stress from work has kept me from the hobby. The hell at work was in preparation for an out of town conference I was at all this week. I made the mistake of checking the boards here while I was out of town and saw all of you brahs shutouts and recommendations to see Candy and Ava. Thanks brahs. The camaraderie that Teddies Crew is exhibiting is enough to bring a tear to your boys eyes. I made up my mind that I would see one of the two when I got back.

[MrSunnyHills]

Great report and good follow up (and cool chart). As a side note, this probably would better be in the Escort section since I think that's LF's focus if I'm not mistaken.

Her boobs were decent. She was a tiny bit thick. Not a hard body. Not fat or anything really bad, just not what was advertised. I was expecting more of an hourglass, she was more of a skittle (she the chart below). Her immediate personality automatically overcame any disappointment. If she was here regularly, I would see her regularly.

[Krakatoa]

Crystal on Gallows has young Chinese, $240 is their asking price.

Just to be clear for any moral crusaders who may be paying attention, "young" means 25 or so. Yes, great service.

[MrSunnyHills]

Please let folks know the name (fully spelled out) and location of where you saw Magic. If you prefer to PM, that's okay. Thanks.

Echoing Rhino, the review is not helpful. If it is the Thai Magic on Bedpage, then the comment "I would recommend this place to any of my close friends, this place is a five star facility and is all because of Magic" simply throws us off. That is not an add for a place, but rather for a person. If the Magic works at an AMP, then again this isn't useful and even PM is not useful, since nobody will be any wiser about where this Magic may be found.

[SexInSTL]

I'm confused. You said "she WAS very attractive, and maybe one of the prettiest faces I'd ever seen in this business", but you gave her a 7. 5 in looks? Where did she lose 2. 5 points in?

Her boobs were decent. She was a tiny bit thick. Not a hard body. Not fat or anything really bad, just not what was advertised. I was expecting more of an hourglass, she was more of a skittle (she the chart below). Her immediate personality automatically overcame any disappointment. If she was here regularly, I would see her regularly.

[Smacks]

Just wanted to report back after checking out a couple of spots based on some of your posts.

ST:

Stopped in, drew Kitty. She's certainly got a look and a vibe of a girl that's a fun time. She seems to have a lot of crazy stories, so she's been around the biz for a while.

Likes: Her attitude, and enthusiasm.

Dislikes: I think she's a bit protective of the sweater puppies. Maybe she's self conscious about them.

Not sure: Requests the tip at the same time as the house fee. In a way, you know what you're going to get. But at the same time, you don't. I gambled and rolled with it. Fortunately, I have no regrets.

CC.

I didn't get the name of the provider, but she was a little on the older side. She had a pretty face, and awesome rack. She was a little older, and had a sort of doting attitude toward me.

Likes: She's definitely new to the biz, but she takes direction well, and is a good time. I'm guessing she's all natural up top, and they are spectacular.

Dislikes: thicker around the middle than I like. I bet when she was younger she was a real stunner.

[WolfPack33]

Set up a time to see her. I arrived and let her know I was there. Got no response. Waited 20 min. Nothing. Left disappointed for wasting my time.

[Bob O Rama]

Finally took the plunge and tried LF after giving them more private info than I would've liked. But it's worth it.

The Good: A nice area. Private location. Text, buzzed in. Clean, nice bedroom. Both times, the girls were attractive. Regular shower, spacious room. Specifics laid out.

The Bad: The pictures are not accurate. Inconsistent performance.

Verdict: I prefer this to the massage places I'd been going to.

First I saw CC last week.

She was NOT the girl in the pictures, but she WAS very attractive, and maybe one of the prettiest faces I'd ever seen in this business. Chinese. Not sure how familiar anyone here is with Hong Kong Cinema of the 90's, but she looked like a cross between Amy Yip and Maggie Cheung (in the face). Petite, decent real boobs, small waist, heart shaped bottom, flawless skin. And a SUPERB performer. She DFK'd like she meant it and was very sexual, playful, and all about ME. Almost seemed like we had a connection and she was into it (which is what I WANT to believe). Such a wonderful little tongue that was soft, yet precision-like in it's use. Her BBBJ was good, until she resumed it after sex and then it was amazing! Actually took the money shot in her mouth, but went into the bathroom to spit it out.

Canoodled afterward and talked with no rush and even gave me a massage!

Looks: 7. 5.

Performance: 10+.

Repeat: I would if she comes back.

Then this week I saw Joyce, who apparently is a favorite in the area.

I don't think she's the girl in the pictures either, but she's one of the hottest girls I've been with in this area. Petite, Korean pretty, with a small waist, athletic build, nice fake breasts. She's hot. Hair on her pussy (more than a landing strip, but less than a 'Bush' that's very sexy to an older guy like me. Not as personable as CC, by any stretch, it almost seemed like we DIDN'T have a connection (which is what I DON'T want to think! Shower was mechanical, BBBJ mechanical in its setup. But she's good at the actual act. The sex was the best part, though on top, she's lazy. Had to remind her it included the DFK, and she made some excuse that she didn't think I wanted it because of the way I was kissing, but BS. Even then it ws more FK, than DFK. No cuddle afterward or small talk at all. Or massage.

Looks: 9.

Performance: 7.

Repeat: Yes. She's very attractive. What I always tell myself in these situations, where I have a hot girl who just doesn't seem to be in me is - "Ha ha ha! I get to fuck you!" and that seems to do it for me.

Overall, I'd say this is my new go to place. It's about 40 more expensive than the AMP's in the area that offer the same services (minus the massage) but + the GFE and DFK. And better looking girls.

I'm confused. You said "she WAS very attractive, and maybe one of the prettiest faces I'd ever seen in this business", but you gave her a 7. 5 in looks? Where did she lose 2. 5 points in?

[Rhinopole]

I had a really bad day at work today at work. Everything change when I meet Magic. She is very beautiful on the outside as well as on the inside. From the moment her session started to the time the magic ended. She was very professional and her skills where very superior to what I had experience in the past. The place was very clean and very appealing. I love the way she smile through the whole session like she knew me from many years even though we just meet. I would recommend this place to any of my close friends, this place is a five star facility and is all because of Magic.

Please let folks know the name (fully spelled out) and location of where you saw Magic. If you prefer to PM, that's okay. Thanks.

[SexInSTL]

Finally took the plunge and tried LF after giving them more private info than I would've liked. But it's worth it.

The Good: A nice area. Private location. Text, buzzed in. Clean, nice bedroom. Both times, the girls were attractive. Regular shower, spacious room. Specifics laid out.

The Bad: The pictures are not accurate. Inconsistent performance.

Verdict: I prefer this to the massage places I'd been going to.

First I saw CC last week.

She was NOT the girl in the pictures, but she WAS very attractive, and maybe one of the prettiest faces I'd ever seen in this business. Chinese. Not sure how familiar anyone here is with Hong Kong Cinema of the 90's, but she looked like a cross between Amy Yip and Maggie Cheung (in the face). Petite, decent real boobs, small waist, heart shaped bottom, flawless skin. And a SUPERB performer. She DFK'd like she meant it and was very sexual, playful, and all about ME. Almost seemed like we had a connection and she was into it (which is what I WANT to believe). Such a wonderful little tongue that was soft, yet precision-like in it's use. Her BBBJ was good, until she resumed it after sex and then it was amazing! Actually took the money shot in her mouth, but went into the bathroom to spit it out.

Canoodled afterward and talked with no rush and even gave me a massage!

Looks: 7. 5.

Performance: 10+.

Repeat: I would if she comes back.

Then this week I saw Joyce, who apparently is a favorite in the area.

I don't think she's the girl in the pictures either, but she's one of the hottest girls I've been with in this area. Petite, Korean pretty, with a small waist, athletic build, nice fake breasts. She's hot. Hair on her pussy (more than a landing strip, but less than a 'Bush' that's very sexy to an older guy like me. Not as personable as CC, by any stretch, it almost seemed like we DIDN'T have a connection (which is what I DON'T want to think! Shower was mechanical, BBBJ mechanical in its setup. But she's good at the actual act. The sex was the best part, though on top, she's lazy. Had to remind her it included the DFK, and she made some excuse that she didn't think I wanted it because of the way I was kissing, but BS. Even then it ws more FK, than DFK. No cuddle afterward or small talk at all. Or massage.

Looks: 9.

Performance: 7.

Repeat: Yes. She's very attractive. What I always tell myself in these situations, where I have a hot girl who just doesn't seem to be in me is - "Ha ha ha! I get to fuck you!" and that seems to do it for me.

Overall, I'd say this is my new go to place. It's about 40 more expensive than the AMP's in the area that offer the same services (minus the massage) but + the GFE and DFK. And better looking girls.

[BoatMan3]

Curious about service of Jen who works with Nalee. I met Jen on visit to Nalee a bit ago and from what I have read she has very limited menu. Does anyone have more recent experience? PM me if appropriate.