Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

Her is one that advertises FS and says come with enough energy to keep up with her. Advertising under Body Rubs.

Another Bella.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty...a/9181645.html

There are a bunch of revolving ads for Thai "massage" providers in Tysons. Most list the location as Tysons, Tysons Mall, Tysons Galleria, Tysons Corner Center, etc. I don't know about all of them, but I'm pretty sure many are visiting friends of (GPS) Laila and work out of a gated apt complex not far from the Galleria. I've seen a few and they share a several negative qualities:

1. Fake pics and, even if attractive in person, not even close to their pics.

2. Zero massage skills.

3. Poor and rushed service. An hour session is over in about 30-40 minutes max.

4. GPS+ attitude and sense of entitlement. Asking $300 minimum for non-GFE FS.

The ads change names and numbers often so I haven't posted individual reports because, by the time I get around to it, I'm not even sure it's the same provider. So what I've generally done is steer clear of any Thai provider who advertises in Tysons and isn't already known and established.

Some ads are in the Bedpage massage section but they also post in Bodyrubs, Women Seeking Men, and Escorts. The Bella link you posted is a good example of one to avoid (IMHO) and here's another one:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/tys...a/9181623.html

And here's Laila's ad for reference:

https://massage.eros.com/washington_...874.htm?cat=83

Laila's pics are real but unfortunately she's yet another example of local GPS. She's all about the $ and makes no apologies for shorting you on time. Some of her friends might schedule their own appts but for others you'll probably be texting with Laila.

[CanonDbz1985]

I just want to take the time to write about my experience I had with Kathy a few nights ago. Besides her beauty and her gorgeous smile, she made me fell welcome from the moment I walk through the door. I could not take my eyes of her beautiful body from the moment she began massaging me until the moment she finished. When we were done the only thing I had on my head is when I would come here again. I love Thai woman they are very passionate and caring. I would recommend Kathy to any body who is looking for one of the best experience with a very hot / caring person like her.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...h/9185457.html

[JmSuttr]

Forgive the psychoanalysis, but it is entirely in the realm of possibility that GPS can be a formed side effect of the massive influx of mongers after a review. Additionally, residential permanence is another factor, she's getting close to her flee date so it's possible she's milking the city for as much as she can before she moves on which is inevitably a downside I hinted at during my review. Whatever the case, I still stand by the idea of KK Tara and the likes who are permanent residents of NoVa still remain the best deal in town. They have refined their art with elegance, experience, and good general business savvy. They're in it for the long game and as such won't risk putting off a potential client to make an extra buck.

GPS is all over the map, IMHO. Like the weather, there are so many variables (known and unknown) that making predictions is iffy and, just when you think you've got it figured out, it throws you a curve. And local providers aren't immune from GPS. Just considering the Thai FBSM scene, Nadia, Alice, and Laila suffer from that affliction.

Clients also introduce additional variables. One of the lessons I learned from Candy's client stories is how having to deal with cheap and demanding f*cks has an effect on a provider's interactions with other clients. And this is even more true of part-timers with less experience dealing with those kinds of situations.

That's not to say there aren't general trends that can be recognized and followed. Visiting vs local is one of those but, if you recall the various reports about Minnie, Mayya, Candy, and Ava (to name the most recent examples), there hasn't been any rhyme or reason as one man's meat has been another man's poison.

I think it's sometimes easy to forget what a crapshoot the entire hobby can be and how good and consistent service is the exception rather than the rule. For those mongers who feel the need to always chase the new, hot thing, disappointing experiences unfortunately go along with that territory. Using a restaurant analogy, going to every new opening will bring a mix of discovering both gems and duds.

IMHO, the best any monger can hope for is that good homework, and thinking with the big head, will tilt the odds a bit more in his favor. And that's made even more likely when he recognizes that, whenever he thinks he has things figured out, he almost certainly does not.

[Adam2238]

Very very late 20's, like into her 40's.

No way she could be in her 40! If she is then damn, she sure doesn't seem it.

[NyHornet]

I think the Candy stories are true. A few weeks ago, another provider warned me that FS is not on a new provider's menu. Her comment was out of the blue because I did not know about the provider at the time. So, I think there is an issue with some mongers pushing for services that are not on a provider's menu. It has gotten to a point that providers are warning people.

Anyway, I tried seeing Emma; however, no luck. I guess that is fate for you! She told me to text her on a certain day but she never replied to my text on that day. I know she has been reviewed on here but I wanted to see those bewbies.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147599

Her is one that advertises FS and says come with enough energy to keep up with her. Advertising under Body Rubs.

Another Bella.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty...a/9181645.html

[Idk85]

Because I enjoyed my first massage so much, and because I was curious about YMMV factors for visiting Thai providers, I decided to see Candy again.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8213280.html

My research trip was rewarded with a session that was every bit as good as the first, with the added bonus that the repeat visit meant we were already comfortable with each other. No need to lay out the details as I've already done that in my initial report.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4456311

But one reason I wanted to post again is to relate a couple of stories Candy told me that might explain some of the YMMV factors. The first one she told me was about a client who had poor hygiene (strong smell which a shower didn't help) and after the massage and flip insisted on FS. When she said no he told her to "f*ck off" and left. The second one was about another guy who asked for FS and that session also went sour when she said no. She said that guy tried to impress her with talk about how he drives a Lexus and has a high-paying job at a big company, as if that would make her change her mind. He went through with a hand finish to the session and put $20 on the floor as he left. IMHO, it doesn't matter what you think about how much tip is appropriate, the act of leaving it on the floor is hugely disrespectful and tells you a lot about that particular monger's personality and mindset.

Now, I've been around the block and heard a lot of provider stories over the years, some true, some doubtful, some clearly false. I thought Candy's tales were spontaneous and contained the kind of detail that normally come with a truthful report. FWIW, I believe her and to me the lessons are clear. While some Thai FBSM providers offer FS, the majority do not and that's why they advertise as massage or bodyrub rather than escorts. Demanding FS from a non-FS masseuse is a sure-fire recipe for screwing up the chemistry and the rest of the session. It also highlights the value of this forum because the intel reports will help figure out the available menu options for the different providers. Whoever these clueless clients were, they're apparently not USASG members or they would have seen my earlier report about no oral or FS with Candy.

But what's great for any monger who does his homework, and isn't a cheap and demanding f*ck, is that he's likely to get a positive benefit because the provider is so appreciative she's likely to go above and beyond to keep his business. At least that's been my experience.

Just my latest two-cents worth from the Candy store.

I think the Candy stories are true. A few weeks ago, another provider warned me that FS is not on a new provider's menu. Her comment was out of the blue because I did not know about the provider at the time. So, I think there is an issue with some mongers pushing for services that are not on a provider's menu. It has gotten to a point that providers are warning people.

Anyway, I tried seeing Emma; however, no luck. I guess that is fate for you! She told me to text her on a certain day but she never replied to my text on that day. I know she has been reviewed on here but I wanted to see those bewbies.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147599

[CanonDbz1985]

I had a really bad day at work today at work. Everything change when I meet Magic. She is very beautiful on the outside as well as on the inside. From the moment her session started to the time the magic ended. She was very professional and her skills where very superior to what I had experience in the past. The place was very clean and very appealing. I love the way she smile through the whole session like she knew me from many years even though we just meet. I would recommend this place to any of my close friends, this place is a five star facility and is all because of Magic.

[Bob O Rama]

Been lurking these forums for about a year now, figure I should give back a little. This report will be about Candy. I had read good reviews of her here, but there was one review in particular that warned of a hard upsell. After reading that review, I seriously reconsidered deciding to pay Candy a visit, but since most reviews of her were stellar, I decided to just go for it.

Candy is pretty responsive to texts. I was able to set up an appointment after a few back and forth text exchanges. She works out of a very nice apartment complex near the mall. I personally enjoy going to these apartment complexes because they are usually discreet and have an upscale feel. Once I got to her room, Candy opens the door, and yup, I can confirm the pictures are her. She is very attractive in person, speaks good English, but with a Thai accent, and very friendly. Once she led me to the massage room, I decided to negotiate the tip upfront before paying the house fee. I figured if she tried a hard upsell, I would just leave. But we were able to settle on a reasonable price for the standard finish, which was slightly more than half the house fee I paid. I got onto the spacious massage table, which by the way, is about the size of a full size bed. I usually hate how small and uncomfortable the typical massage tables are, but Candy's massage table feels like a bed. So Candy proceeds with the massage. Let me tell you. The massage felt like getting a professional massage in Thailand from a professionally trained Thai masseuse. Candy's massage skills are definitely the best I've had. You can tell she has had training in massage therapy. Also, she provided just the right amount to teasing to get me hard for the flip. And the flip was great. She was very into it and made me feel great. So overall, a very excellent experience and nice conversation with Candy.

BTW, another poster mentioned how Candy told him of hard-to-deal-with customers who insisted on oral or FS. I can confirm that's true, because Candy told me the same thing. If you are not looking for oral or FS, you should have no problems with her. Candy is leaving the area on the 24th, but she told me that she might stay longer if she gets more business / customers. So if you've seen her already and you want her to stay, pay her a visit again. If you've been holding out on seeing her, just go for it. She's a very nice girl.

[Frank Digitola]

It's been a while since I've been out on a monger quest. I usually get a massage every Friday but hell at work and the partying / bar hopping I've been doing to medicate the accompanying stress from work has kept me from the hobby. The hell at work was in preparation for an out of town conference I was at all this week. I made the mistake of checking the boards here while I was out of town and saw all of you brahs shutouts and recommendations to see Candy and Ava. Thanks brahs. The camaraderie that Teddies Crew is exhibiting is enough to bring a tear to your boys eyes. I made up my mind that I would see one of the two when I got back.

This decision was not an easy one. JM Brahs declaration swearing off of the Thai gypsies was a variable at the forefront of my mind. With both of these ladies making their escapes within the week, I thought that hard up sells would be the name of the game in an effort to pad the purse heftily before departure. After I read PA Brah got Sothebys'd by Candy, I decided Ava was the move. I texted and promptly got my appointment.

Ava owes you brahs who reviewed her a return trip discount. I went to see Ava in the afternoon and a brah was leaving with a small water bottle and an "I just popped thunderously while squeezing big teddies" gloss all over his face. Afterwards as I was walking to my car, another brah was speed walking across the parking lot and right by me with an "I'm about to pop thunderously while squeezing big teddies" glow on his face. If you brahs are reading this, I was the dude in the extra medium lilac polo. Sup! And yes, I did say "lilac". That shit isn't purple.

Ava opens the door and a few things to note. First, she looks a little older in person, but she's also way more attractive than her pictures. Secondly, the teddies look way bigger in person. Not much to report on the massage. It's funny she's in the Fair Oaks area. Her massage quality and style are a lot like Sophie. Requests for strong massages will result in medium on the large body parts, but reasonably strong on the head and neck. Tease game was on point with plenty ball and angus play. Flip time!

Ava flips me and starts a tickle tease all over the front. I tell her she's beautiful in Thai, I grab the teddies, she smiles and grabs junior. I ask her to let them fly and she pops them out. Her teddies are big and pretty, but they are fake. She has an under the muscle boob job which gives the teddies a more natty look and feel, but they're fake. She let me play and suck away as she gave me a smooth, medium cadence Hugh Jackman.

After a few minutes and no pop, she looks at me and says "no pop? You don't like me?" I remove the teddy from my mouth and say "oh absolutely sweetheart. I think it's turning into love. " She laughs, puts a hand on her teddies and then starts a majestic junior worshiping session. She quadruples the oil, is tugging with both hands and is moving at an NFL sideline catch, instant replay review speed. I'm harder than competitive Rubik's Cube. I feel the pop is imminent and ask her to lean in with the teds. She obliged and I Nickelodeon the absolute hell out of her teddies as I haven't popped since Thursday of last week. Ava is shocked, jumps and says "OMG. When was the last time you popped?" I tell her "yesterday" not only because I'm a schmuck, but also because I want to see her make an emoji face again. I was successful. She asked if I was going to give her a good tip as I got dressed. I gave her a 50 and went to peel off one of the emergency Lin Manuel's in my back pocket, but she said "Thank you" and I left it at that. We hug and kiss and I left.

As has been mentioned before, Ava is leaving in a week. So if you want to see her, you need to make haste. I'll definitely see her if she comes back to the area. To be honest though, brahs are going for the teddies and Vandara's teddies are very similar to Ava's. Hers however are bigger, are natty and she gives a better massage than KK. That being said, she is a little older than Ava, not as attractive, has an "I had a few kids in the late 80's" belly, and is taller and broader. Those "cons" aren't a big deal to me. Just mentioning them since brahs have complained about them in the past. Depending on how froggy I feel I might try Candy before she bounces. That's a strong "might" though.

Frankie.

[TheOuroboros]

I went to see Ava based on her reviews from the board. Her boobs are nice indeed.

However the Best boobs in my opinion are Scarlets, but she's gone again and again sigh.

Ava is in a very empty apartment with a massage table and folding chairs. She's leaves in 6 days,she told me. She has no idea where she will be sent next. ( apartment will have new girl soon)

Massage was fine, but we did have trouble communicating. Ava has a full menu, but she definitely has GPS. I wouldn't repeat personally, but I do recommend.

Forgive the psychoanalysis, but it is entirely in the realm of possibility that GPS can be a formed side effect of the massive influx of mongers after a review. Additionally, residential permanence is another factor, she's getting close to her flee date so it's possible she's milking the city for as much as she can before she moves on which is inevitably a downside I hinted at during my review. Whatever the case, I still stand by the idea of KK Tara and the likes who are permanent residents of NoVa still remain the best deal in town. They have refined their art with elegance, experience, and good general business savvy. They're in it for the long game and as such won't risk putting off a potential client to make an extra buck.

[DanznMan]

Bored with the same AMP in Annandale and looking for recommendations in Fairfax area. Need variety! LOL Looks and body important with FS options.

Crystal on Gallows has young Chinese, $240 is their asking price.

[Mike85]

In a subsequent text with them, I was told Nancy and Mary were the Ladies working there. How was Nancy? I haven't visited yet.

Nancy is probably around 50, a little overweight, nice personality, although she told me she does not like being a masseuse -in spite of that, her massage was fine, she has good, intuitive hands and a nice, gentle process she follows. She transitioned smoothly and slowly to a conclusion that was skillfully delivered, as one would expect from someone with such good hands. Apparently the AC was not working to her standards, she had to cool herself off by lifting her shirt a bit at about 45 minutes in.

[BikeNova]

Bored with the same AMP in Annandale and looking for recommendations in Fairfax area. Need variety! LOL Looks and body important with FS options.

[Jim Rob]

I went to see Ava based on her reviews from the board. Her boobs are nice indeed.

However the Best boobs in my opinion are Scarlets, but she's gone again and again sigh.

Ava is in a very empty apartment with a massage table and folding chairs. She's leaves in 6 days,she told me. She has no idea where she will be sent next. ( apartment will have new girl soon)

Massage was fine, but we did have trouble communicating. Ava has a full menu, but she definitely has GPS. I wouldn't repeat personally, but I do recommend.

[JmSuttr]

Thank you all for the recommendation. I thought Candy was fantastic. Even prettier in person, and wow she's got some strong hands, gave me a great deep tissue massage and pretty much cracked my whole body.

I never got the upsell, she was very sweet, and thanked me for the tip I gave her. Definitely a case of YMMV, perhaps she just clicks more with some people than others. As said before she's only here until wed. Morning.

Because I enjoyed my first massage so much, and because I was curious about YMMV factors for visiting Thai providers, I decided to see Candy again.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8213280.html

My research trip was rewarded with a session that was every bit as good as the first, with the added bonus that the repeat visit meant we were already comfortable with each other. No need to lay out the details as I've already done that in my initial report.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4456311

But one reason I wanted to post again is to relate a couple of stories Candy told me that might explain some of the YMMV factors. The first one she told me was about a client who had poor hygiene (strong smell which a shower didn't help) and after the massage and flip insisted on FS. When she said no he told her to "f*ck off" and left. The second one was about another guy who asked for FS and that session also went sour when she said no. She said that guy tried to impress her with talk about how he drives a Lexus and has a high-paying job at a big company, as if that would make her change her mind. He went through with a hand finish to the session and put $20 on the floor as he left. IMHO, it doesn't matter what you think about how much tip is appropriate, the act of leaving it on the floor is hugely disrespectful and tells you a lot about that particular monger's personality and mindset.

Now, I've been around the block and heard a lot of provider stories over the years, some true, some doubtful, some clearly false. I thought Candy's tales were spontaneous and contained the kind of detail that normally come with a truthful report. FWIW, I believe her and to me the lessons are clear. While some Thai FBSM providers offer FS, the majority do not and that's why they advertise as massage or bodyrub rather than escorts. Demanding FS from a non-FS masseuse is a sure-fire recipe for screwing up the chemistry and the rest of the session. It also highlights the value of this forum because the intel reports will help figure out the available menu options for the different providers. Whoever these clueless clients were, they're apparently not USASG members or they would have seen my earlier report about no oral or FS with Candy.

But what's great for any monger who does his homework, and isn't a cheap and demanding f*ck, is that he's likely to get a positive benefit because the provider is so appreciative she's likely to go above and beyond to keep his business. At least that's been my experience.

Just my latest two-cents worth from the Candy store.