Massage Parlor Reports

[JohnWarhammer]

Curious about service of Jen who works with Nalee. I met Jen on visit to Nalee a bit ago and from what I have read she has very limited menu. Does anyone have more recent experience? PM me if appropriate.

I'm coming out of the wood works for this one, just been mongering in the dark (however I am still active hobbyist). I have some information to provide here for you that might help. She's a very nice Thai lady, there was a some what recent post about her services and that she's related to Nalee, but I actually speak Thai (half Thai myself) and I got a completely different story from her and Nalee. Nalee was the one that told me to go see her, promoting her so there's some good working relationship there, not so much with the other people Nalee has helped host in that place.

That being said, Jen is a great massager, she's very thorough and really good at getting into the muscles. In my opinion she has a great, enthusiastic personality. I've gone a few times with her to the temple as a friend, because she's actually pretty cool to hang out with at times. If you are going for a massage and a release, her menu is limited, she's solid, zero chinks in that armor and I don't think she's going to be breaking any of those rules if ever. The menu might open up a bit more in the two handed massage treatment with Nalee, but I don't get down with that, too expensive and not my bag.

Out of all the people I've gone to in NoVA, Nalee and company are bang up the best you will find in the area in terms of service and overall treatment, but if your looking for a quality and 'something more' kind of finish, I'd look else where.

[Decadentme]

Had the best time with Ava. Couldn't tell they were fake. Absolute magic.

It's been a while since I've been out on a monger quest. I usually get a massage every Friday but hell at work and the partying / bar hopping I've been doing to medicate the accompanying stress from work has kept me from the hobby. The hell at work was in preparation for an out of town conference I was at all this week. I made the mistake of checking the boards here while I was out of town and saw all of you brahs shutouts and recommendations to see Candy and Ava. Thanks brahs. The camaraderie that Teddies Crew is exhibiting is enough to bring a tear to your boys eyes. I made up my mind that I would see one of the two when I got back.

[MrSunnyHills]

Great report and good follow up (and cool chart). As a side note, this probably would better be in the Escort section since I think that's LF's focus if I'm not mistaken.

Her boobs were decent. She was a tiny bit thick. Not a hard body. Not fat or anything really bad, just not what was advertised. I was expecting more of an hourglass, she was more of a skittle (she the chart below). Her immediate personality automatically overcame any disappointment. If she was here regularly, I would see her regularly.

[Krakatoa]

Crystal on Gallows has young Chinese, $240 is their asking price.

Just to be clear for any moral crusaders who may be paying attention, "young" means 25 or so. Yes, great service.

[MrSunnyHills]

Please let folks know the name (fully spelled out) and location of where you saw Magic. If you prefer to PM, that's okay. Thanks.

Echoing Rhino, the review is not helpful. If it is the Thai Magic on Bedpage, then the comment "I would recommend this place to any of my close friends, this place is a five star facility and is all because of Magic" simply throws us off. That is not an add for a place, but rather for a person. If the Magic works at an AMP, then again this isn't useful and even PM is not useful, since nobody will be any wiser about where this Magic may be found.

[SexInSTL]

I'm confused. You said "she WAS very attractive, and maybe one of the prettiest faces I'd ever seen in this business", but you gave her a 7. 5 in looks? Where did she lose 2. 5 points in?

Her boobs were decent. She was a tiny bit thick. Not a hard body. Not fat or anything really bad, just not what was advertised. I was expecting more of an hourglass, she was more of a skittle (she the chart below). Her immediate personality automatically overcame any disappointment. If she was here regularly, I would see her regularly.

[Smacks]

Just wanted to report back after checking out a couple of spots based on some of your posts.

ST:

Stopped in, drew Kitty. She's certainly got a look and a vibe of a girl that's a fun time. She seems to have a lot of crazy stories, so she's been around the biz for a while.

Likes: Her attitude, and enthusiasm.

Dislikes: I think she's a bit protective of the sweater puppies. Maybe she's self conscious about them.

Not sure: Requests the tip at the same time as the house fee. In a way, you know what you're going to get. But at the same time, you don't. I gambled and rolled with it. Fortunately, I have no regrets.

CC.

I didn't get the name of the provider, but she was a little on the older side. She had a pretty face, and awesome rack. She was a little older, and had a sort of doting attitude toward me.

Likes: She's definitely new to the biz, but she takes direction well, and is a good time. I'm guessing she's all natural up top, and they are spectacular.

Dislikes: thicker around the middle than I like. I bet when she was younger she was a real stunner.

[WolfPack33]

Set up a time to see her. I arrived and let her know I was there. Got no response. Waited 20 min. Nothing. Left disappointed for wasting my time.

[Bob O Rama]

Finally took the plunge and tried LF after giving them more private info than I would've liked. But it's worth it.

The Good: A nice area. Private location. Text, buzzed in. Clean, nice bedroom. Both times, the girls were attractive. Regular shower, spacious room. Specifics laid out.

The Bad: The pictures are not accurate. Inconsistent performance.

Verdict: I prefer this to the massage places I'd been going to.

First I saw CC last week.

She was NOT the girl in the pictures, but she WAS very attractive, and maybe one of the prettiest faces I'd ever seen in this business. Chinese. Not sure how familiar anyone here is with Hong Kong Cinema of the 90's, but she looked like a cross between Amy Yip and Maggie Cheung (in the face). Petite, decent real boobs, small waist, heart shaped bottom, flawless skin. And a SUPERB performer. She DFK'd like she meant it and was very sexual, playful, and all about ME. Almost seemed like we had a connection and she was into it (which is what I WANT to believe). Such a wonderful little tongue that was soft, yet precision-like in it's use. Her BBBJ was good, until she resumed it after sex and then it was amazing! Actually took the money shot in her mouth, but went into the bathroom to spit it out.

Canoodled afterward and talked with no rush and even gave me a massage!

Looks: 7. 5.

Performance: 10+.

Repeat: I would if she comes back.

Then this week I saw Joyce, who apparently is a favorite in the area.

I don't think she's the girl in the pictures either, but she's one of the hottest girls I've been with in this area. Petite, Korean pretty, with a small waist, athletic build, nice fake breasts. She's hot. Hair on her pussy (more than a landing strip, but less than a 'Bush' that's very sexy to an older guy like me. Not as personable as CC, by any stretch, it almost seemed like we DIDN'T have a connection (which is what I DON'T want to think! Shower was mechanical, BBBJ mechanical in its setup. But she's good at the actual act. The sex was the best part, though on top, she's lazy. Had to remind her it included the DFK, and she made some excuse that she didn't think I wanted it because of the way I was kissing, but BS. Even then it ws more FK, than DFK. No cuddle afterward or small talk at all. Or massage.

Looks: 9.

Performance: 7.

Repeat: Yes. She's very attractive. What I always tell myself in these situations, where I have a hot girl who just doesn't seem to be in me is - "Ha ha ha! I get to fuck you!" and that seems to do it for me.

Overall, I'd say this is my new go to place. It's about 40 more expensive than the AMP's in the area that offer the same services (minus the massage) but + the GFE and DFK. And better looking girls.

I'm confused. You said "she WAS very attractive, and maybe one of the prettiest faces I'd ever seen in this business", but you gave her a 7. 5 in looks? Where did she lose 2. 5 points in?

[Rhinopole]

I had a really bad day at work today at work. Everything change when I meet Magic. She is very beautiful on the outside as well as on the inside. From the moment her session started to the time the magic ended. She was very professional and her skills where very superior to what I had experience in the past. The place was very clean and very appealing. I love the way she smile through the whole session like she knew me from many years even though we just meet. I would recommend this place to any of my close friends, this place is a five star facility and is all because of Magic.

Please let folks know the name (fully spelled out) and location of where you saw Magic. If you prefer to PM, that's okay. Thanks.

[SexInSTL]

Finally took the plunge and tried LF after giving them more private info than I would've liked. But it's worth it.

The Good: A nice area. Private location. Text, buzzed in. Clean, nice bedroom. Both times, the girls were attractive. Regular shower, spacious room. Specifics laid out.

The Bad: The pictures are not accurate. Inconsistent performance.

Verdict: I prefer this to the massage places I'd been going to.

First I saw CC last week.

She was NOT the girl in the pictures, but she WAS very attractive, and maybe one of the prettiest faces I'd ever seen in this business. Chinese. Not sure how familiar anyone here is with Hong Kong Cinema of the 90's, but she looked like a cross between Amy Yip and Maggie Cheung (in the face). Petite, decent real boobs, small waist, heart shaped bottom, flawless skin. And a SUPERB performer. She DFK'd like she meant it and was very sexual, playful, and all about ME. Almost seemed like we had a connection and she was into it (which is what I WANT to believe). Such a wonderful little tongue that was soft, yet precision-like in it's use. Her BBBJ was good, until she resumed it after sex and then it was amazing! Actually took the money shot in her mouth, but went into the bathroom to spit it out.

Canoodled afterward and talked with no rush and even gave me a massage!

Looks: 7. 5.

Performance: 10+.

Repeat: I would if she comes back.

Then this week I saw Joyce, who apparently is a favorite in the area.

I don't think she's the girl in the pictures either, but she's one of the hottest girls I've been with in this area. Petite, Korean pretty, with a small waist, athletic build, nice fake breasts. She's hot. Hair on her pussy (more than a landing strip, but less than a 'Bush' that's very sexy to an older guy like me. Not as personable as CC, by any stretch, it almost seemed like we DIDN'T have a connection (which is what I DON'T want to think! Shower was mechanical, BBBJ mechanical in its setup. But she's good at the actual act. The sex was the best part, though on top, she's lazy. Had to remind her it included the DFK, and she made some excuse that she didn't think I wanted it because of the way I was kissing, but BS. Even then it ws more FK, than DFK. No cuddle afterward or small talk at all. Or massage.

Looks: 9.

Performance: 7.

Repeat: Yes. She's very attractive. What I always tell myself in these situations, where I have a hot girl who just doesn't seem to be in me is - "Ha ha ha! I get to fuck you!" and that seems to do it for me.

Overall, I'd say this is my new go to place. It's about 40 more expensive than the AMP's in the area that offer the same services (minus the massage) but + the GFE and DFK. And better looking girls.

[BoatMan3]

Curious about service of Jen who works with Nalee. I met Jen on visit to Nalee a bit ago and from what I have read she has very limited menu. Does anyone have more recent experience? PM me if appropriate.

[Schmatz]

Back in February, made a stop over at RS in Greenbelt. The first time I visited there I had an amazing experience, and hooed the second time would be the same. I hadn't actually mived back to the area yet and was passing through on a rather depressing assignment, and could use some stress relief.

Made the call. Showed up 30 minutes later. Was greeted by "Sugar". Easily in her late 40's, but probably early to mid 50's. Too much make up and big bolt on teddies. I asked if anyone else was working, explained my last therapist there was in her 20's. Sugar said no ine else. Paid for an hour and tipped. 6 just because I wasn't in the mood to chat about it later.

Table shower was friendly, deep clean all the good spots. Back to the room and a fantastic massage with kots of teasing for 30 minutes had me melting. On the flip, she notiiced my little buddy was still asleep and asked if ibwas ok. I explained to her the nature of my current assignment and she took pity on me, I guess. She goes, I know what will help. Then proceeded to give me one of the best BBBJ I have ever had. In less than 5 minutes I was digging my nails into the table and she finished CIM.

Cleaned up and was in no rush to get me out. Massage lasted another 30 minutes. As I was leaving, she did ask for a bit extra and I was more than happy to accommodate another. 4, which was met with an enthusiastic hug.

What Sugar lacked in youth, she made up for in enthusiasm and empathy. Would definitely repeat.

[JmSuttr]

Her is one that advertises FS and says come with enough energy to keep up with her. Advertising under Body Rubs.

Another Bella.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty...a/9181645.html

There are a bunch of revolving ads for Thai "massage" providers in Tysons. Most list the location as Tysons, Tysons Mall, Tysons Galleria, Tysons Corner Center, etc. I don't know about all of them, but I'm pretty sure many are visiting friends of (GPS) Laila and work out of a gated apt complex not far from the Galleria. I've seen a few and they share a several negative qualities:

1. Fake pics and, even if attractive in person, not even close to their pics.

2. Zero massage skills.

3. Poor and rushed service. An hour session is over in about 30-40 minutes max.

4. GPS+ attitude and sense of entitlement. Asking $300 minimum for non-GFE FS.

The ads change names and numbers often so I haven't posted individual reports because, by the time I get around to it, I'm not even sure it's the same provider. So what I've generally done is steer clear of any Thai provider who advertises in Tysons and isn't already known and established.

Some ads are in the Bedpage massage section but they also post in Bodyrubs, Women Seeking Men, and Escorts. The Bella link you posted is a good example of one to avoid (IMHO) and here's another one:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/tys...a/9181623.html

And here's Laila's ad for reference:

https://massage.eros.com/washington_...874.htm?cat=83

Laila's pics are real but unfortunately she's yet another example of local GPS. She's all about the $ and makes no apologies for shorting you on time. Some of her friends might schedule their own appts but for others you'll probably be texting with Laila.

[CanonDbz1985]

I just want to take the time to write about my experience I had with Kathy a few nights ago. Besides her beauty and her gorgeous smile, she made me fell welcome from the moment I walk through the door. I could not take my eyes of her beautiful body from the moment she began massaging me until the moment she finished. When we were done the only thing I had on my head is when I would come here again. I love Thai woman they are very passionate and caring. I would recommend Kathy to any body who is looking for one of the best experience with a very hot / caring person like her.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...h/9185457.html