Massage Parlor Reports

[DCKing]

Been a while since I have been here, any recommendations on who to ask for?

[BerkleyBoy]

I will be in Herndon this weekend Any good MPs that offer FS nearby. Or any good Indies who will Outcall?

[Guru Ji]

Will be in Manassas Saturday night. Is there any massage parlors there that give an he no FS that don't cost an arm and a leg. Last time I went to an UN-reviewed one in Richmond all I got was a massage and left with a full load!

Thanks.

Manassa is a low income area if you venture out a little further towards DC like fairfax, Tysons you are to get better providers. I just had a wonderful visit with someone that I posted earlier no FS though. I am not sure if you are asking for FS or no FS?

[Bentaki]

Every AMP has features that can be rated separately as an establishment. As you mentioned, things like location, parking, and privacy don't change even if staff or management changes. In addition to those, factors like cleanliness and whether a shower (table or otherwise) is available might be subject to change, but still are more about the facility itself.
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So, just like you did at the end of your post with Hannah, Daisy, and Julie, giving a thumbs up (or down) by name is the better way to go. And the AMP itself can and should be rated separately using the factors discussed above.

Yes, agree all your points. I think it would be fairly easy to adopt a rating of AMPs based on their facilities, location and ambiance, but less so for a subjective rating on the beauty, services and attitude of staff. For example at CC (an 8 on my AMP scale) last week I face fucked Ms Bullwinkle so I'd rate that a 6 but others might call it a 2.

IME around the world there's broadly three types of MPs: 1. Brothel (full service with a prostitute); 2. Wankatorium (rub and tug shops, maybe with some massage); 3. Real Massage (an actual massage, nothing sexual).

My top ratings I've experienced in the NOVA area are:

Type 1: Tokyo, K&J, Crystal, Shirlington, 1075 Broad.

Type 2: Top, Daisy, Live, Queen & King.

Type 3: hmm, can't recall any, I don't really go for these.

[Vaclient]

Will be in Manassas Saturday night. Is there any massage parlors there that give an he no FS that don't cost an arm and a leg. Last time I went to an UN-reviewed one in Richmond all I got was a massage and left with a full load!

Thanks.

[DoctorDoctor]

Man what is going on I can't seem to get any one.

Amy phone number is on some kinda bot first text I sent it replied back immediately this number is no longer in service. Than I said hello and immediately got a text stop. I sent? And got stop than I sent 1 and I got #leave all of these came back fast like immediately so it could be that she is not accepting texts from unknown numbers.

Alexa just said that she doesn't work any more but was trying to give me her friends info.

I might just go to K&J.

She has been 'out of the business' for a few months.
This world changes without notice, best to keep moving. I know another provider that is seriously considering leaving the business.
One thing I noticed about Thai providers, they look out for each other, so if she offered a referral that is typical in my experience.

[Guru Ji]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8213280.html

Gentlemen this one is a gem! Vivacious funny sweet sexy with a great sense of humor. The picture with the blue shirt and the red earrings is the most accurate. As a matter of fact same earrings on!! There was no rush and she cracked my back neck fingers and toes she has real massage talent too!! Not to mention the teddies of hers will definitely make it to Frankie's wall of Fame!! Gents enjoy.

I want to second this review. I have to say she is beautiful by any standards she is not bone and skin but she is not over weight she is the Goldilocks size she is very good masseuse wow is all I can say. She knew exactly what spots needed care and how much I have gotten professional massages that were not this good. She speaks good English and is very bubbly personality. I wanted NURU but didn't see the setup for a proper NURu so I opted for a bit Al massage. 20 which is great for the massage I got. I am sure a HE was included but she did want a tip so we went back and forth a little on the tip and she took off everything. She has a nice body and the tiiddies are soft and natural and again just the right size. We started 10 min into the hour and at 1:45 I was done. She did some wiping of oil and cracked my neck and my back and everything and she knew what she was doing as I have gotten that done as well. Over all $$ for an hour and an amazing massage. The place was clean and private apartment. Def recommend her for a massage alone with HE being the cherry on top pun intended.

[SexyD]

I have been looking for a tall 5'8"+ Asian who is fit. Anyone come across someone like this?

Jenny from Mikos was at least 5'8. She has been gone for a year and a half. I was told she quit massage to sell skin care products. Glad to see someone with the discipline to make the money they need and then get out.

[Guru Ji]

Man what is going on I can't seem to get any one.

Amy phone number is on some kinda bot first text I sent it replied back immediately this number is no longer in service. Than I said hello and immediately got a text stop. I sent? And got stop than I sent 1 and I got #leave all of these came back fast like immediately so it could be that she is not accepting texts from unknown numbers.

Alexa just said that she doesn't work any more but was trying to give me her friends info.

I might just go to K&J.

[Guru Ji]

Were Amy's teddies big or just natty? I've been curious but never tried her.

Anna actually gives a really good massage too. I've seen her a bunch of times. She's put on a little weight since I first reported on her here, but her massage and flip are really good. So if you were unbothered by her thickness, then you should try her too.

Frankie.

Looks like the number is no longer in service.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/8189570.html

[Guru Ji]

I have been looking for a tall 5'8"+ Asian who is fit. Anyone come across someone like this?

[Latner]

Received an email from Samantha. I don't recall ever seeing her or registering on her website.

https://samathabodyrubs.weebly.com/

Can anyone validate her skills. The email / advert made me think it would be a fun visit.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

It's a scam. Everything seemed normal in setup. Sends you to a shopping center before giving her address. I let her know that I am at the address and she replied back with her apartment building address and says she will provide apt. Number when you park. Then pulls the whole "since you are a new customer " can you go into CVS and put the donation on a vanilla Visa card.

I laughed and left.

[BookerTNelson]

Thought I would take a break from the AMP scene and try an indie in MD.

https://dc.rubratings.com/144024

She's not far from Marlow Heights a few streets off of St. Barnabas Rd. In an array of apartment buildings. The area isn't upscale but it's tidy and well cared for. Denise is a large AA woman about 30 years old but not a BBW with rolls of flesh all over, but she's rather pear shaped with the kind of teddies Mr. Digitola would surely appreciate. I barely had my shirt unbuttoned when I looked up to see her shirt already off and those teddies on display.

In her apt she has a table but it's on the lower end of the scale. In fact it's kind of hard to turn over while you're laying on it. For the larger fella's it might be easier to roll off then get back on again. Denise will work over your back with good strength and decent skill. She goes about her massage without much teasing but after I rubbed her leg a bit the yoga pants came off too with only her thong remaining. She has very smooth waxed skin all over. On the flip nice work on the shoulders and arms then onto Jr. Roaming was nice but I didn't try to work off the thong.

I opted for her basic service for at 1.2 but she offers a body glide for 1.6. Denise is a nice person so be nice to her if you go. I'll go back. I'll put this in the MD forum too.

I've seen Denise off and on for a few years now. Her service was A+++ when I first saw her but over time has tapered off as we've become more familiar. The massage isn't as good (which was one of the bonuses to seeing her as it was REALLY on a professional level) but the other services have kept up with the others in the area. I prefer AA so I still see her at least once a month because he's still a bargain.

[JmSuttr]

I've tried contacting Sophie several times without success. She was one of the providers I contacted over Labor Day weekend who were unresponsive; that's when I paid the Asian crapshoot another visit. Neither Alexa nor Candy are presently advertising, at least on Bedpage; I might try them if and when they resume advertising.

Luna and Jewel, aka Bena, both seem to be afflicted with GPS. I haven't read any similar reports about Pinky. It's interesting that she's now in Fairfax. Did Luna's crew relocate or did the ladies go their separate ways? Either way, neither Luna nor Jewel (aka Bena) have posted updated ads for a few weeks, so something is going on.

While I'm no expert on Thai women, over several years of visits and friendships I've noted a few things that might help explain some of the things you mention in your post. First, their lives don't revolve as much around work and money as intensely as some other Asian (ex. Chinese) providers. So that means they sometimes drop off the radar for a while and go radio silent. But for some the lack of an ad doesn't mean they're not available. Tara, as one example, advertises infrequently but is almost always working. She has plenty of regulars and doesn't need to place an ad very often. But if you text her for an appt you can usually get on her schedule. The same may be true of Sophie and others. Also, if you're a good regular, you're more likely to get a response even if the provider is in "me time" mode. So, if you're interested in seeing Sophie (highly recommended), just keep trying and once you've seen her you should be fine for the future.

Another observation is their very flexible attitude about time and scheduling (think Island Time in Hawaii). This varies from woman to woman but most don't consider it rude or unusual if they need to change things at the last minute. That can be frustrating for clients but my way of dealing with it is to only make advance plans with those who are better with scheduling (Tara, KK, Nalee). With others I usually text in the morning (not too early) and make a same day appt (Sophie is one of those). It's also helpful to not get upset or take it personally if a Thai provider makes a last-minute change. For me, I consider it a normal part of the Thai provider scene. If I can accommodate the change, I will. If not, I'll just say "No problem, see you another day" and move on. At least 50% of the time the provider will change again and agree to see me at the original time. If not, no hard feelings and I shift to Plan B.

About GPS, I haven't encountered a problem with any of the local providers on my list, including Luna and Bena. My way of approaching the session is that I simply refuse to engage in any hard negotiations. With most, since they already know me, if they mention a tip at all I'll simply let them know that I'll take good care of them. What's important is that, if you use that approach, then you absolutely need to leave a fair tip and not be a cheap f*ck. For a nice one hour massage + BJ + CFS, a tip of 100-120 has always worked for me. Clients who are bad tippers will never become a favored regular and, because the Thai grapevine is real and active, word will get around. It's impossible to predict individual chemistry until it happens but it always helps to make the provider feel as comfortable and safe as possible. Sometimes doing a few minutes of massage on her is all it takes. And, assuming this is an activity you enjoy, some DATY often tends to have the miraculous effect of silencing negotiations.

About Pinky's move to Fairfax. I have no idea what that's about but, as with all women, some get along, some don't, and some just want a change. It could be temporary or permanent but I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up in Annandale again.

Good luck, happy hunting, and stay safe.

[Tom McAn]

Luna and bena posting.

https://dc.rubratings.com/135414

https://dc.rubratings.com/146564

I stand corrected. Admittedly I haven't been paying much attention to RubRatings; most of the Thai provider ads I've seen are on Bedpage. I'll have to add this site to the others I already visit.