Massage Parlor Reports

[BoatMan11]

Been to the new massage place in Elizabethtown on Dixie across from KFC twice now. Must say it's a huge improvement over the other options in town. Lady is pretty, speaks pretty decent English and gave a good massage. On flip OTC roaming and left happy. $ for the hour with tip, will certainly repeat.

[Member #6999]

In terms of looks, figure, class, intelligence, Randi is tops.

But with no menu at all, it's not worth it for me.

I don't even need much of a menu.

All I really need is some mutual touch, play with and suck on nipples, and have my nipples sucked.

I'm too arthritic and short winded for full service, and while I enjoy blow jobs, I hate paying for one that turns into a hand job at the last minute, and it's hard to imagine that she would ever do CIM even if she did some oral action.

I don't care about swallowing. I just want those lips wrapped around my dick until I am finished cumming.

So basically, I'm fine with a hand job, roaming, and nipple play.

But Randi doesn't allow touching. After four visits I gave up.

Someone mentioned that she is mechanical.

That is exactly right.

On my final visit, I asked her if it was okay that I was so talkative.

She replied that she doesn't mind chatting, but that it sometimes made her lose track of her steps.

That's the very definition of mechanical.

If a monger ever reports that she has loosened up some, I'll make a beeline to her studio.

Plus 1000.

[ReddMan19]

Can anyone help me out? There next month for a week.

[Nationalchamp]

Thanks Hoosier.

No that's not Joy but she's really cute whoever she is. Here is link to the Joy he is referring. She's well worth a visit.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...963&cityid=180

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[SeatOnCrane]

She's about as boring and mechanical as it gets. If she opened up her menu I'd have her on my exclusive list. Saw her 4 times hoping for the return customer vip treatment but the last time was same as the first and in between. Of course this has been said before by others. I moved on.

In terms of looks, figure, class, intelligence, Randi is tops.

But with no menu at all, it's not worth it for me.

I don't even need much of a menu.

All I really need is some mutual touch, play with and suck on nipples, and have my nipples sucked.

I'm too arthritic and short winded for full service, and while I enjoy blow jobs, I hate paying for one that turns into a hand job at the last minute, and it's hard to imagine that she would ever do CIM even if she did some oral action.

I don't care about swallowing. I just want those lips wrapped around my dick until I am finished cumming.

So basically, I'm fine with a hand job, roaming, and nipple play.

But Randi doesn't allow touching. After four visits I gave up.

Someone mentioned that she is mechanical.

That is exactly right.

On my final visit, I asked her if it was okay that I was so talkative.

She replied that she doesn't mind chatting, but that it sometimes made her lose track of her steps.

That's the very definition of mechanical.

If a monger ever reports that she has loosened up some, I'll make a beeline to her studio.

[Hoosierdaddi]

http://louisville.skipthegames.com/f...e/468024588996

Anyone have a newer link?

No that's not Joy but she's really cute whoever she is. Here is link to the Joy he is referring. She's well worth a visit.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...963&cityid=180

[Member #6040]

http://louisville.skipthegames.com/f...e/468024588996

Anyone have a newer link?

This is Joy.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...963&cityid=180

HC.

[Lou Jack]

http://louisville.skipthegames.com/f...e/468024588996

Anyone have a newer link?

It is not. Here is a link from the sister site.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...924&cityid=180

[Nationalchamp]

http://louisville.skipthegames.com/f...e/468024588996

Anyone have a newer link?

Joy used to be part of a stable of girls downtown known as Scarlett's Parkour.

Now she is in a nice discreet office downtown near fourth street live behind the Seelbach Hotel.

She works during the day and the latest appointment I have had was 6:30 pm.

Some mongers have done hotel visits with her but I never have.

She is a freak.

[Member #6040]

Agree with both monkeysmasher and freedom. Probably the worst experience I have had. The place is a s**t hole, dark, dingy and smells awful. Personality of the girl sucked (not in a good way) - distant, dis-interested, could not hold a conversation. Asked for money upfront which I declined. The massage, if you could even call it that was terrible. When she priced out the additional to "upgrade", I left.

On the bright side. I never heard anyone string together so many swear words in a single sentence that actually made sense. Even thought of paying her to just talk dirty to me with that mouth or hers.

Well brothers, those are the high points. DnC.

who did you see there? I'm not interested in going there, it just help to put a name with a report.

HC.

[OneSwiss]

She's about as boring and mechanical as it gets. If she opened up her menu I'd have her on my exclusive list. Saw her 4 times hoping for the return customer vip treatment but the last time was same as the first and in between. Of course this has been said before by others. I moved on.

I have to take a contrary position. I found her rub to be excellent and her conversation the best, an intelligent lady who is a pleasure to talk with. I will admit that I would have preferred a different ending and touching but her standard finish was very very good.

[Member #6999]

Really enjoy appts, with Randi attractive smart lady, I told her recently she is more appealing at the end of her day than most women are all day long.

She's about as boring and mechanical as it gets. If she opened up her menu I'd have her on my exclusive list. Saw her 4 times hoping for the return customer vip treatment but the last time was same as the first and in between. Of course this has been said before by others. I moved on.

[BabeWatch]

Really enjoy appts, with Randi attractive smart lady, I told her recently she is more appealing at the end of her day than most women are all day long.

[WildmanBill]

Stopped by Sun's on my way through Louisville. Is usually a regular stop. Got in and Mama sent Joy in. Small but very cute. Took me for a quick rinse and then back to the room. Started face down and she gave me a pretty good rub down to start with. About 15 minutes in, she had me flip and then climbed on top of me and asked what I wanted. Dropped her bra and played a bit with her very nice, natural rack. She climbed off and I helped her undress. Bent over the table while I caressed her small, very tight ass. She turned around and dropped to her knees and began to do her thing. All I can say is that it was a very good experience overall. Finished on her chest, cleaned up and was on my way. Mama introduced me to the other young lady working, but liked Joy a whole lot better. I'll be back when I can.

What was the totals for the fun times?

[SteveF111]

Agree with both monkeysmasher and freedom. Probably the worst experience I have had. The place is a s**t hole, dark, dingy and smells awful. Personality of the girl sucked (not in a good way) - distant, dis-interested, could not hold a conversation. Asked for money upfront which I declined. The massage, if you could even call it that was terrible. When she priced out the additional to "upgrade", I left.

On the bright side. I never heard anyone string together so many swear words in a single sentence that actually made sense. Even thought of paying her to just talk dirty to me with that mouth or hers.

Well brothers, those are the high points. DnC.

Can you share how much the massage cost and how much the upgrade would have been?

Thanks.