Massage Parlor Reports

[Eddinger]

Ha. Dude. Its fine. Chicago is so safe downtown.

Try S&L.

All, I'm headed back to Chicago soon and would like to find an AMP within walking distance from my hotel. I have scouted out these 4 AMPs and have ranked them based on the reviews I could find here. I'm looking for your preference or if you would recommend something else. I usually have a car when I am here and have seen the beautiful Isabella up north of here a couple of times. But without a car, I'm really looking to just walk.

My first question: Is it safe to walk in this area at night / I hear a pretty famous celebrity was recently attacked pretty close to here. I'll be sure to leave my red hat home.

What is your preference from below or additional recommend?

Body focus $65.

Mercy acupuncture $60.

Chicago relaxation $160 - do I need to tip on top of this crazy rate?

Oriental spa $65 - not sure I found this one in the forum.

Stay safe,

NT.

[NeverTell]

All, I'm headed back to Chicago soon and would like to find an AMP within walking distance from my hotel. I have scouted out these 4 AMPs and have ranked them based on the reviews I could find here. I'm looking for your preference or if you would recommend something else. I usually have a car when I am here and have seen the beautiful Isabella up north of here a couple of times. But without a car, I'm really looking to just walk.

My first question: Is it safe to walk in this area at night / I hear a pretty famous celebrity was recently attacked pretty close to here. I'll be sure to leave my red hat home.

What is your preference from below or additional recommend?

Body focus $65.

Mercy acupuncture $60.

Chicago relaxation $160 - do I need to tip on top of this crazy rate?

Oriental spa $65 - not sure I found this one in the forum.

Stay safe,

NT.

[Avg Joe]

The Mercy next to fire house on 22 en and Wentworth was the best. For many many years.

That place up the stairs where you had to fill out a medical history first? I hated that place but the lady was pretty cute and massage was ok. I always thought Senina was better for what I was looking for. Wish they were both still around.

[Lukkylou]

I don't understand how so many people here are willing to pay for an HE from somebody who is unattractive. "It got the job done" is such a stupid statement. You are paying for mediocrity.

I honestly wouldn't go get that service for free. Waste of time, waste of gas, waste of me.

[ApplePiePussy]

Hi,

My first priorities are a good massage from an attractive girl. HE guaranteed places typically don't deliver on both of those criteria, and sometimes that's really all I want.

Any options other than Sunkiss? Thanks!

I don't understand how so many people here are willing to pay for an HE from somebody who is unattractive. "It got the job done" is such a stupid statement. You are paying for mediocrity.

[Gopher88]

Anyone been lately? Called and it sounds like new owners (Just curious if Yun ping is still a thing.

Yep same owner Yun Pin and Jin Ding.

[Gopher88]

Avoid this place! Photos are all fake, or inaccurate. Really close class ladies, performance sucked as well. Walked out on 4'girls.

Avoid.

In all the year's, I've been Spa hopping. I have never ever seen a Real photo.

[Gopher88]

My old friend Cc.

Lucky Spa is a live and well.

[Gopher88]

Has anyone been to Mercy recently? Anyone in particular worth seeing? Thanks fellas.

East 16th street is a good one. One of Mercy's many Spa's.

[Gopher88]

I think there was one on Chicago, not sure if it is still there. After all these LO commotions I did not visit places on Chicago. Would be interesting to hear what is going on there.

The Mercy next to fire house on 22 en and Wentworth was the best. For many many years.

[Gopher88]

Hi,

My first priorities are a good massage from an attractive girl. HE guaranteed places typically don't deliver on both of those criteria, and sometimes that's really all I want.

Any options other than Sunkiss? Thanks!

Yep you said it all. Many Mamasan's told me and the girls the same thing. Good massage & pretty girl are top priority.

[GeorgeMax]

Usually has bad reviews.

Title says it all from experience.

[JTaylor103]

Any reviews of s Lux in Buffalo grove?

Thanks.

Usually has bad reviews.

[Sosa23]

Why are you looking for places where "the handjob is not guaranteed"? It's like looking for a maid that "may or may not clean bathrooms. YMMV".

Hi,

My first priorities are a good massage from an attractive girl. HE guaranteed places typically don't deliver on both of those criteria, and sometimes that's really all I want.

Any options other than Sunkiss? Thanks!

[Dbiz01]

I wasn't happy with Harmony as well. Got L1 only. Nothing else was on the menu. I read a lot of great comments so I may give it another try someday.

Or the opinion is just like a butthole: everybody's got one. I could go on with the usual sayings, but it serves no point. I read what everybody says with a chunk of skepticism, One man's joy, a another man's WTF.

Shalom.