Massage Parlor Reports

[Tophat31]

Anyone seeing Natalia, advertising on craigslist as Customizable Massage? You have to email first to get a number. Says she's located near Ballston Mall which is good for me since its metro accessible. Her ad says she does "sensual" which was promising but when I texted asking if release was extra, she stopped answering me. I plan to TOFTT but if anyone's already seen her, let me know. Thanks.

Not worth it and avoid. Not a scam or any danger just poor quality massage, was late, extras available but was abstract on what they were and wanted a large sum to find out. Left empty handed. Money better spent on a good massage at the legit places close by.

[TheOuroboros]

Somewhat related, it seems that there's a plethora of new Thai ads, most of which have similar wording. I'm also wondering is it a new Thai Crapshoot as opposed to those who seem to have been around for awhile and are either indie's or loosely related (I. E. Seem to introduce newbies to the market, the pricing, etc.).

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With so many BP restaurants advertising their new pad Thai specials, I figured I'd TOFTT and decided on Linda. Her pics are hot and I wanted to see if she was the real deal. https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9163388.html.

Well I text the number and pick a time. She confirms and says see you but never gives me a location. About an hour passes getting close to my dinner reservation and there's no response. So I text her back, "am I supposed to wear ruby slippers and smack my heels together three times or are you going to give me the address?" After 10 min I get the address and head on over it's a garden type residential area right off of Tyson's gallows. Easy to navigate to the room and easy parking. Lo and behold Linda answers the door and she is exactly like the pics. A Thai Bombshell of a dish with all those Cajun spices. I never get an hour with a provider I don't know so I opt for a benji for 45 min. Massage was good. A lot better than the CS places and maybe a tier lower than the quality you'd get with KK and the bunch. Couldn't really strike up a convo with Linda because she's FOB and uses a phone translator. She asks me to turn and a poor attempt at negotiating begins because she doesn't understand much. I motion for FS and she asked "how much you give" and no matter what number I gave $. 5, 6,8, It was a no. So I imagine if you want a full serving of this pad Thai bombshell you're going to have to take out a loan on your house. So I settled for a topless HJ which was still more than I wanted to spend but again I'll try any restaurant once. Technique was good and she was a spicy enough dish that I sprayed my hoisin sauce all over and left satisfied. Would I return? Probably not.

The massage was good. If you're willing to drop an arm and a leg for fresher ingredients for your pad Thai, give Linda a try. But for me personally I'm much more comfortable sticking to the restaurants I know. The seasoned chefs like KK, Sophie, or even the Annandale crew offer a quality enough pad thai for me to dig into without draining my wallet dry. I'm pretty sure Ariya https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9163420.html works out of the same complex. That's my two cents.

[HellBoyX]

Made a visit to Tokyo last Thursday, the parlor is located on a busy road, with very little parking available. I recommend parking a block away at the mom and pop pharmacy. Just as an FYI, lots of visibility of you walking into this parlor, if you are concerned with that.

Upon entry, I was greeted by the MMS whom showed me to the first door. The place is small but clean. I was told to get comfortable, and that my provider would be in shortly.

After a few minutes, Sarah walked in and collected the. 80 house fee. I was not offered a shower, but noticed that one is available I believe for a self cleaning session. Sarah is a late 30's ish (best guess) Korean woman whom is around 5'8 and in great shape, packing some decent little Bs. I believe she is a smoker, but she does attempt to hide it with gum. She delivered a nice medium massage, and actually cracked my back. Shortly, some light touch begins, and she whispers in my ear asking me what I wanted. I told her everything. And she asks if I had ever been there before. I said no, I normally visit Shirlington Therapy, and that seemed to be a good answer. I was asked to flip and Sarah left for a minute, to grab supplies. She came back and immediately disrobed to reveal a nice, in shape body. A CBJ is started that felt pretty good but nothing to write home about. I am then mounted and ridden for a few minutes, and then asked if I could do the work (it was said as a joke but I felt like it was just an excuse to be lazy). I would recommend this place if you are not wanting to go to GB, but I wouldn't be looking for an exceptional experience here. I left $. 2 additional.

[WillyHost]

What is this a scavenger hunt? You mean Fairfax Massage Therapeutic? There is no reason to be oblique, I can understand not posting specific info, but jeesh.

She is a doll.

[MrSunnyHills]

That stinks. Lisa gave a really good massage and those teddies were a blast. The diesel woman that worked there had great teddies too but she visibly hated the tugger portion of her job. She also bamboozled me into letting her walk on my back once and she ruptured my spleen. I'm going to have to check out the new crew.

Challenge excepted. If that's a Bruce Jenner brah you owe me a beer at the Nova Chapter Meet and Greet. I'm going to try this one for the brahs too.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9135616.html

Frankie.

Beer accepted.

[DougMap]

Unless someone is going to leave the business, why would you want to be involved anyway? Don't want my girl jerking off 7 guys today or worse. You met her at an AMP. You know what goes on. The relationship can never be normal. Neither side can trust the other. After doing this for awhile, I can't see how any woman could ever have a normal view of relationships ever again. Someone needs to be very special to even consider climbing that mouintan for and it's Mt. Everst. If you find the unicorn, go for it. Just realize that if you act like a sucker and lead with your heart, many of these women will be glad to administer a real world lesson to you. Even the ones that are cool, fun, and act like your friend.

Tag and bag it and move along. .

[DougMap]

If you flip the script, they are probably wondering if you are trustworthy enough or a womanizer, given that you had patronized an AMP and maybe they are wondering if you are going around and seeing different AMP girls for service and will dump her for some other provider. It's a two way street. These women probably have had other potential "boyfriends" lie to them about not patronizing other AMPs and receiving services.

I am not married but feel guilty getting involved with one that was I guess. Thanks.

[DougMap]

Gather round fellow mongers and let Uncle Grip tell you his favorite childhood story. The scorpion and the fox. One day a fox found a scorpion looking past the riverbank. The scorpion saw the fox and said "I need to get across but I cannot swim. Fox do you think I could hop on your back so we can cross the river together?" Weary, the fox replied "No. It would be foolish to let you ride me scorpion. For you will surely sting me before we make it and I will drown. You are a predator" the scorpion sighed. "It would be foolish for me to do that because I cannot swim. Why would I sting you and risk my own fate in doing so. Come to your senses Fox and trust me. We can cross together. " The fox pondered for a moment and finally said "ok sure hop on. " The scorpion climbed on the back of the fox and they began to dredge through the river and head across. About halfway across the scorpion stung the fox in the neck. "Why did you sting me? Screamed the fox as the poison began to take effect and the two began to sink. "Now we're both going to die!" The scorpion whispered to the fox "I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. It's in my nature. ".

My favorite part is when they tell you they offer only you the special treatment. I've had multiple ladies at an AMP tell me they only give everyone else HJs while I get the FS treatment. Yeah. Right. Makes me laugh everytime. Don't be naive. Lying is their nature. They are the scorpion.

I have to admit I have felt guilty while eating their husbands cooking and drinking his beer, but what do you do. I am not married but I guess it is what they do. They like it usually as well.

[Frank Digitola]

Dreamt up a visit to Spirit Wellness after having been gone for some time. Wanted to get another peak at Lisa's wonderfully shaped melons but to my surprise there was a whole new crew.

That stinks. Lisa gave a really good massage and those teddies were a blast. The diesel woman that worked there had great teddies too but she visibly hated the tugger portion of her job. She also bamboozled me into letting her walk on my back once and she ruptured my spleen. I'm going to have to check out the new crew.

Frankie, we'll leave it to you to continue to TOFTT and let us know how it goes ;-) (seriously, if I had the budget I would try a few, but tough to cough up the cash without SO noticing...)

Challenge excepted. If that's a Bruce Jenner brah you owe me a beer at the Nova Chapter Meet and Greet. I'm going to try this one for the brahs too.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9135616.html

Frankie.

[BayouJ]

https://tryst.link/massage/vicki-77#photos

Saw her a few times for FBSM some years back. Not a rip-off but not great, either. Haven't seen her recently so maybe someone else has more current info.

Spoke to her on the phone. She didn't want to chat much. Just mentioned therapeutic 60 for 30 min, 80 for an hour. Did not mention extras at all.

I'll debate it and decide tomorrow.

[SexyD]

How is a lying married provider who cheats on her husband any different from a lying married client who cheats on his wife? Sometimes it happens that a provider convinces the client that the relationship is the real deal, but sometimes it's the other way around. However it happens, starting any kind of relationship on a foundation of lies is a recipe for disaster.

This married AMP provider story is just the latest tale of woe in this forum. Other members have posted about relationships with providers addicted to gambling, or drugs, and those who just needed never-ending sums of money for themselves or their families.

The bottom-line is that there's a better chance of hitting the lottery than there is of finding a fairy-tale, happily-ever-after relationship between providers and clients. It's a transaction, nothing more. Which doesn't mean you can't like the person with whom you're transacting. Just don't confuse it for something else.

Unless someone is going to leave the business, why would you want to be involved anyway? Don't want my girl jerking off 7 guys today or worse. You met her at an AMP. You know what goes on. The relationship can never be normal. Neither side can trust the other. After doing this for awhile, I can't see how any woman could ever have a normal view of relationships ever again. Someone needs to be very special to even consider climbing that mouintan for and it's Mt. Everst. If you find the unicorn, go for it. Just realize that if you act like a sucker and lead with your heart, many of these women will be glad to administer a real world lesson to you. Even the ones that are cool, fun, and act like your friend.

[TheOuroboros]

Dreamt up a visit to Spirit Wellness after having been gone for some time. Wanted to get another peak at Lisa's wonderfully shaped melons but to my surprise there was a whole new crew. Asked for 30 min and was about to be rubbed by what appeared to be MMS and said hard no. I demanded the younger girl I saw upon walking in and got up to leave when she told me she was busy. As I packed up my clothes to head out she changed her tune and brought in Jessica, attractive young 30's Chinese with decent English. We chatted for a bit on the massage. Her skills were amazing. Good pressure, and some back walking. Attention to arms and legs I was impressed. It was the best massage I've gotten here. After 30 min she told me time was up. No flip. No extras. I was going to push for it but honestly given the circumstances of the pleasant convo and awesome technical skills I was okay with no HE. Sometimes it takes a couple of visits to warm them up, but I don't think that's the case here. Thanks to this helpful site https://www.crimereports.com/home I popped in the address and discovered just a few weeks ago it seems LEO cracked down on the joint. So I'm pretty sure this new management is legit. Bittersweet. But Jessica gives a great massage and $40 for 30 plus a $20 tip means it wasn't a total loss. 10/10 massage.

[MrSunnyHills]

Anyone have any feedback on this one:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9161943.html

I may have to TOFTT but am curious if it's typical Thai style or Chinese crapshot.

Somewhat related, it seems that there's a plethora of new Thai ads, most of which have similar wording. I'm also wondering is it a new Thai Crapshoot as opposed to those who seem to have been around for awhile and are either indie's or loosely related (I. E. Seem to introduce newbies to the market, the pricing, etc.).

Frankie, we'll leave it to you to continue to TOFTT and let us know how it goes ;-) (seriously, if I had the budget I would try a few, but tough to "cough up the cash" without SO noticing...)

[RobIvan]

Anyone have any feedback on this one:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9161943.html

I may have to TOFTT but am curious if it's typical Thai style or Chinese crapshot.

[Tom McAn]

I've seen Ashley, Demi, JJ, and the Rosslyn Russian providers and, unfortunately, the massage part of the session has been below average and certainly nowhere near the standard of Nalee, KK, Tara, and the better AMP providers. The same holds true for most of the Latina and AA masseuses I've seen.

Not sure why this is but my personal theory is that Asian providers come from cultures where massage has a long history, is widely practiced, and where the ability to give a good massage is a source of pride. I'd love to be proved wrong so, if anyone knows of a non-Asian provider who can also do a quality deep-tissue massage, I'm all ears. And no, Norma doesn't make the grade. I've seen her a few times and her massage is professional quality but only medium pressure, at best.

I saw JJ last fall and I thought her massage technique was decent. It was apparent she'd had some training. However, you're correct that it wasn't deep tissue. That could reflect a difference in training as well as in cultures.

It's been years since I visited Demi; I think she was still using the name Juicy Jenna at the time. My best recollection is that she leaned more toward the sensual side of the art than the therapeutic. I've never seen Ashley.

I recall getting some pretty decent massages years ago from Luba and Lena (at least I think it was Lena) at the old Sense of Europe spa in Silver Spring; both of them had clearly received training. I don't recall whether their technique was deep tissue. Lena has long since retired but Luba was still practicing the last I heard. I haven't seen her in more than 15 years. And as anyone who reads the Montgomery County forums can attest, Montgomery is not a good place to monger these days.