Massage Parlor Reports

[Chijo9984]

TGTBT.

I've seen them some time ago. Service / menu very limited, overpriced and mechanical, rushed.

YMMV depending on the girl man. Some are definitely more mechanical than others. And the menu varies depending on the girl. I've gotten FS from 4 different girls there.

[DanTheMan1010]

Went to sunny last week over green because it's closer.

Walked in and got 30 min massage.

Main lady was one who gave massage.

Massage was solid but she was easily 50+.

On flip got L1 and gave 40 as tip.

Won't go back.

[Walker333]

100% agreed. This place is awesome and reliable. I've seen many of their girls and the worst experience I've had would still be described as "good".

Jenny. Multiple visits. She has an incredible ass, perfect pierced nipples, and the sexiest pussy I've seen. Doesn't offer FS anymore, but still highly recommended.

Allison. Good conversation, better HE. Nice body, enhanced top half.

Victoria. Freaky girl. Currvy.

Zoey. Sexy young Asian girl with great ink. Only L1 service on the menu.

Kayah & Lilly. Sexy and tight bodies, but just standard. Still wouldn't say no to them though.

I've seen a few others who have since left. All the pics have been real and accurate as far as I can tell. OP's post said he was reviewing Chicago Body Rubs, which actually isn't chicagolandmassage.net like he said it was. I'm thinking he was actually talking about bodyrubschicago.com which absolutely uses fake and inaccurate pics.

TGTBT.

I've seen them some time ago. Service / menu very limited, overpriced and mechanical, rushed.

[OrdLover]

Gentlemen of Chicago.

I will be headed back up for a long weekend. China Dolls still around? (anyone know about China Dolls? They had shut down / busted for a spell when I was living out there. Wasn't sure if they pulled a Lazarus under new name? They had a couple nice ones. Others, pretty standard.

As always, thanks in advance and stay safe!

BB.

Never heard of China Dolls. Where was this place located in the city?

[Chijo9984]

Never had an issue here, the only lady I met here with fake photos was Sandra but her performance was good enough where there were no complaints and I repeated appointments.

They've added a lot of new girls that I haven't met so I can't speak for everyone but service there has always been top notch for me. Some girls on their schedule do seem to have fake photos but if you look close enough most of the photos posted in their ads are taken in the apartments which guarantees they are real.

I haven't visited in a while so any new reports coming out of this place would be great to share.

100% agreed. This place is awesome and reliable. I've seen many of their girls and the worst experience I've had would still be described as "good".

Jenny. Multiple visits. She has an incredible ass, perfect pierced nipples, and the sexiest pussy I've seen. Doesn't offer FS anymore, but still highly recommended.

Allison. Good conversation, better HE. Nice body, enhanced top half.

Victoria. Freaky girl. Currvy.

Zoey. Sexy young Asian girl with great ink. Only L1 service on the menu.

Kayah & Lilly. Sexy and tight bodies, but just standard. Still wouldn't say no to them though.

I've seen a few others who have since left. All the pics have been real and accurate as far as I can tell. OP's post said he was reviewing Chicago Body Rubs, which actually isn't chicagolandmassage.net like he said it was. I'm thinking he was actually talking about bodyrubschicago.com which absolutely uses fake and inaccurate pics.

[BillBatts]

Gentlemen of Chicago.

I will be headed back up for a long weekend. China Dolls still around? (anyone know about China Dolls? They had shut down / busted for a spell when I was living out there. Wasn't sure if they pulled a Lazarus under new name? They had a couple nice ones. Others, pretty standard.

As always, thanks in advance and stay safe!

BB.

[Jimmy Stansel]

Hey guys. Posted here earlier and got some great help. Looking for more advice. As stated before, I have a bunch of information and inside info on the scene in Rockford that I'd be more than willing to share.

So I had my first European parlor experience this week in Norwood and am looking for another.

Just looking for L1 and a legit massage. Looking to spend no more than 1. 5. I understand those are narrow parameters but hoping to get lucky. Anywhere between chicago and rockford would be fine as I'm headed into the city this weekend.

Thanks for any help and stay safe out there.

[Hammertimelee]

Had that itch so I decided to head to Chinatown again. I was trying to hit up moon but when I was walking by there was a monger already waiting at the door. kicks rocks. I took a stroll a block south and ended up at unwind. I drew a MILF named anna, late 40's. 65 at the door for an hour. I asked for her to walk on my back for 10 minutes and then deep tissue for the rest of the time. She is one of the better ones if you want an actual massage. The back walking alone was worth it. At the flip we agreed on 40 for HJ. Very limited otc roaming. HJ was decent. Nothing really to write home about there but she got it done.

[JackStraw42]

Anyone know a good two pop place or girl without the upcharge? Many times in my life, as embarrassing as it is I go much to early despite taking care of myself earlier in the day. Maybe get one out of the way at the beginning and then the end? I often feel like I've wasted a bunch of time when it's someone new. Don't make fun haha. I can last forever with any woman I've consistenyly been with, but that's perfunctory and the same. Thanks and stay safe. PMs are great!

Side note anyone try Polina at Logan tantrics?

Also, I have much to trade about certain ladies at a certain place.

I have frequented LT much less since backpage went down and I no longer see regular posts about their roster. Would love to hear of any updates to the place as it used to be one of my go-to's.

[JackStraw42]

Avoid this place! Photos are all fake, or inaccurate. Really close class ladies, performance sucked as well. Walked out on 4'girls.

Avoid.

Never had an issue here, the only lady I met here with fake photos was Sandra but her performance was good enough where there were no complaints and I repeated appointments.

They've added a lot of new girls that I haven't met so I can't speak for everyone but service there has always been top notch for me. Some girls on their schedule do seem to have fake photos but if you look close enough most of the photos posted in their ads are taken in the apartments which guarantees they are real.

I haven't visited in a while so any new reports coming out of this place would be great to share.

[Rub Me Right]

I stopped in twice and both times were phenomenal. Left the place floating on clouds. I don't know what happened to the dude who said to avoid but I plan on going back when I get a chance. It can be pricey but well worth the experience.

Agree, I saw Allison last week. Safe clean location, very cute, great body, nice personality. Left happy, everything covered. Will repeat in hopes of getting a BBBJ.

[DarkSide20]

Does anyone know what happened to Ginny / Jinny? She worked at Gunnisons while it was still open.

[King Pete]

Usually went west to Rockford for my massage visits. That's a dead horse now. Found this place Chicago Body Rubs. Website is chicagolandmassage.net. Says it has three locations for incalls, but setting up appointments is a mystery to me. All very convoluted, but that's beside the point. Is this place worth it. The girls look phenomenal, the services sound great, the price might be a bit steep, but that's the kicker. Anyone been to this place that can give some info. I'd like to know if this place is as advertised or to good to be true before I drop hard earned money there.

I stopped in twice and both times were phenomenal. Left the place floating on clouds. I don't know what happened to the dude who said to avoid but I plan on going back when I get a chance. It can be pricey but well worth the experience.

[WretchedBliss]

I had asked about this place a couple of weeks back, but didn't get much in the way of solid info. Was in the neighborhood yesterday so I decided to toftt.

The place is located in the loop on Van Buren. You call a number (which you can find on the other site) and a guy will ask which location you're looking for (he obviously manages a few spas). You then get a time and building code, and then you just show up. The place is on the second floor of a dingy old office building.

The MT was in her mid 40's, and kind of plain looking. I chose the half hour option, and would recommend you do the same. You are not going to get a great massage. On the flip I was offered a couple of options. I didn't upgrade to anything, but if you wanted to it seems like you can. YMMV, of course.

I wasn't expecting much, so I can't say that I was really disappointed. But still, I kind of hoped it would be a bit better. I doubt I'll go back.

I posted about that place back in June. The mt I had was mid 20's, not bad looking. The massage wasn't that good. And the HE was brutal! I never went back.

[Hobbyist256]

Divine Dolls looks interesting. I've been to massage parlors in Canada where you pick an available girl and have fun. Is that what this is like? Are the girls decent? Rose on the website looks appealing.

I've given a couple of the girls there a chance and I've seen a few others milling around the apartment while I visited. All of the girls are heavier than their pics and they don't appear to offer anything beyond L1. If that's all you're looking for, it's an ok option, but I don't plan to return.