Massage Parlor Reports

[VaPlay]

Planning to try for the first time. I would like to get almost everything that I can. Suggest places and your experiences.

Suggest you read through the posts here, pick a place, go visit and report back on how things went. That's how it works. Have fun.

[Karth]

Planning to try for the first time. I would like to get almost everything that I can. Suggest places and your experiences.

[Asphalt]

I've been to Tao a few times over the years and still haven't found a good reason to frequent the place. The last time I got a slender girl with an odd bulge just below her belly button but a very nice figure other than that. Her massage actually wasn't bad but UTC roaming on top only and OTC down below and I had to negotiate for that. Otherwise nice attitude just very limited options. Nothing special.

[LizardLeader18]

Dreamed about seeing Nicha. You can find her ad on nova bedpage by searching that name. Definitely not the photo. Older, chunkier, weird braces. Did have a decent sized rack, but not perky.

Massage was very Thai style. Lots of twisting and pressure vs rubbing. Not my thing.

Finish was pretty good. Got more massage after the finish. Showered afterwards, but I couldn't get the lotion smell off my skin.

Incall location was fairly safe and easy enough to get into and out of. Damage wasn't bad. Her ad lists her prices and I tipped a little on top though she said it wasn't necessary. I still think I'd rather go to Eden. Prettier and I liked the style of the massage more.

Also a question to you all.

I've seen a few ads like this https://dc.rubratings.com/126782 (in case it gets filtered, its the dc rubratings link to those Russian ads where they say they're based in Dupont). Are those legit? As someone in the district, it'd be very convenient to not have to drive 45 minutes to some place. Anyone have any feedback? I've reverse image searched a few of the ads. Some of the pictures yield nothing and sometimes it's an obscure Russian page. Hopefully my two reviews earn me some good will so feel free to PM if you have details.

[Urbanite]

Had a great visit on a business travel layover here. Thought I was going to have to Uber to Greenbelt to VIP or RS, but was able to get same just a few miles from hotel.

[Krakatoa]

What does it take for a massage therapist to, assuming they don't have a moral problem with doing so, offer extras? The major factor is how they view the rewards vs the potential risks.

An independent masseuse has some external risk to worry about (LE) but, since she controls things as her own boss, she doesn't have any internal issues.

A masseuse at a spa where extras are offered is an employee and not the boss. But the fact that management knows what's going on and encourages it means she also doesn't have any internal risks to worry about.

But Massage Envy is a legit franchise-based business. So any employee-therapist would almost certainly lose their job if they were caught doing extras. And any owner could possibly have their franchise terminated. That's a dramatically different risk-reward calculation.

Which doesn't mean it's not possible that some random ME therapist might be persuaded to give a HJ at some random point in time. But I wouldn't bank on it as the odds are stacked way against you.

All true, but I've heard it happens. ME pays such a miserable wage that the people working for them are often fairly desperate for cash. Not that it's a good idea. In fact, it's a terrible idea. I've also heard that the cops prey on these poor people, throwing money at them trying to pick off the weak ones.

Well, you hear a lot of things.

[Tom McAn]

Any luck at massage envy places? Just kind of curious or one can get into big trouble?

Massage Envy is legit. Don't bother trying to obtain HE services there unless you want to find your name on the news or in the paper. You're better off sticking with providers discussed here such as KK, Nalee or Tara if you want a good massage followed by a HE.

[JmSuttr]

Any luck at massage envy places? Just kind of curious or one can get into big trouble?

What does it take for a massage therapist to, assuming they don't have a moral problem with doing so, offer extras? The major factor is how they view the rewards vs the potential risks.

An independent masseuse has some external risk to worry about (LE) but, since she controls things as her own boss, she doesn't have any internal issues.

A masseuse at a spa where extras are offered is an employee and not the boss. But the fact that management knows what's going on and encourages it means she also doesn't have any internal risks to worry about.

But Massage Envy is a legit franchise-based business. So any employee-therapist would almost certainly lose their job if they were caught doing extras. And any owner could possibly have their franchise terminated. That's a dramatically different risk-reward calculation.

Which doesn't mean it's not possible that some random ME therapist might be persuaded to give a HJ at some random point in time. But I wouldn't bank on it as the odds are stacked way against you.

[ChrisCarr]

Any luck at massage envy places? Just kind of curious or one can get into big trouble?

Can confirm, depending on your approach and status in the facility, asking about it could get you 86'd and if you are exceptionally stupid or gross about it the manager will call the cops. Maybe after developing some relationship / rapport you could just end up dating them and go from there.

[Bunker Buster]

Any luck at massage envy places? Just kind of curious or one can get into big trouble?

Called Massage Enjoy, about ten years ago. It took a few visits, but I was able to get to BBFS with Wendy, the only therapist who ever worked there.

I wouldn't try it at the real Massage Envy places, though.

[Kijimuna]

Any luck at massage envy places? Just kind of curious or one can get into big trouble?

I wouldn't try it, you might end up like the owner of the 9:30 club.

[Rhinopole]

I last visited this place some years back. It was okay, but nothing to write home about. But I decided to check it out today. I was told there was a 10 minute wait, which was acceptable. After a few minutes the provider comes in and takes the fee for a 1 hour massage. She then leaves. When she returned a few minutes later I asked her if she's going to answer the door every time it rings. She said yes and gave me the story that it's this way in every spa. BS. It's only this way where there's no MMS.

To the provider's credit, she offered to return my. 8. I accepted and left. In case anyone is interested she was attractive, but older. Somewhat north of 50.

I'm glad I checked the place out, but won't return there.

[Member #6822]

Any luck at massage envy places? Just kind of curious or one can get into big trouble?

[Start2]

For those of us in the southern part of Northern Virginia or who don't mind a bit of a drive, Lily at Cicis Oriental massage in Fredericksburg has been worth a couple trips for me. She has a great set of natural D's, is younger (early 30's) and has a cute, bubbly personality to match. I start with a hour long appointment w / TS for. 7. Her massage is a very relaxing, rhythmic medium pressure style that almost puts me to sleep. Hard, Thai massage it is not but that's my preference. On the flip offered. 8 and pointed to my mouth, she agreed but that lasted all of 15 seconds before she finished with a great bouncy standard Nova. On my second trip tried again for a french lesson but she declined b / c of the oil, left. 5 after another nice jiggly Nova ending with lots of nursing. She's here until September.

I thought I was the only one here with a car! You're right DD Lilly in Fredericksburg is excellent. True Story. My first visit, as I made my approach, "Mom" dropped off the kids to the comic book store next door. After a wonderful visit, on my way out, a Fireman in uniform stopped by to check the wiring.

Also worth checking out down south is Michelle at Sakura. She provides a excellent "legit" massage as a bonus you're still at a AMP! Michelle splits her time between NY and Virginia.

[Start2]

Not Herndon. It's on Gallows.

Should this become a FAQ? The last 10 pages have this question and answer repeat. I've even PM the exact address to someone. It's Crystal Spa in Vienna.