Massage Parlor Reports

**SdfitLife** · 08-21-19 16:38

A spa Annie.

After reading a couple of reviews of Annie's fantastic rack I decided to check it out for myself. Upon arrival I am greeted by Annie and she was a little older than I expected but still pretty cute. Exchange house for HH and get undressed. To my surprise, she actually gave me pretty decent massage. I requested hard and she did not disappoint. At the 10 minute mark things start to turn more sensual. After a thorough taint and ball massage she can see that I'm excited and told me to flip. She immediately went for the fucking motion but I was only interested in HE. Offered her. 4 and she said for. 6 she get naked so I said wth. I came for the tits anyway right?? She drops her dress and I was pleasantly surprised. Her skin was smooth and tight along with her body. She's probably closer to 40 but I would say she has the bod of 25 yo woman. Next is the bra and wow those tits are spectacular. Some of the softest titties I've ever hand my hands on. If you prefer natural boobs with that nice hang that comes with the bigger ones, I suggest checking her out. Her HJ technique was amazing. Really took her time which I appreciated since I was really enjoying her tits. She kept complimenting my "bird" which I interpreted as "beard" with an accent. Come to find she was referring to my cock the whole time lmao. She proceeded to finish me off Russian and did a little more massage before the time was up. After the HE she was telling stories of other clients "birds" and even made gestures to reference the size or lack thereof. As I was getting dressed she couldn't keep her hands off me. She started massaging my cock through my underwear and told me she wanted to keep my "bird". Made me promise to come back and fuck her tomorrow LOL. This one is feisty if she likes you. 1. out the door.

Thai Nina.

Its probably been at least 18 months or more since I last saw Ms. Nina. She still had my number saved which was nice. I told her I would need two HE throughout the massage and she said that she had that request but was willing to oblige me. I was really just looking for a nice therapeutic / sensual massage. I set up an appointment for an hour at 1. 2. Her room was pretty warm that day but I just pretended I was in Thailand and it enhanced the experience. Her skills (conversation and massage) have improved considerably since the last time I saw her. What a fantastic massage. She was able to find all of my knots and spend appropriate time addressing them. She kind of goes into a zen like state when she has a cock in her hands. I don't really know how else to explain it. The way she moved her body as she was massaging my dick was mesmerizing. She was wearing a nighty and managed to get me fully aroused both times no problem. She's def back on my radar and I will be seeing her again sometime very soon.

I'm alway interested in big breasted providers. The bigger the better. Body type doesn't matter much. If anyone would like to share / trade PM me!

Also, F anyone has seen Leslie, Id love to hear about it. thx in advance
https://sandiego.rubratings.com/124637

**RChangDatyKing** · 08-21-19 15:24

Has anyone checked out the lineup at Ashford? If the Ruby and Sara looks anything like the pictures in the ad I would definitely like to meet them.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/best-bo...75114-24769881

**MrMurphy54** · 08-21-19 15:13

Originally Posted by Lascivious [View Original Post]

I decided to go to Angel, get a good rub and then move on to V or Lusk. I asked the front desk girl if Kitty came back. She too is cunty. She said no. I asked who was available. She said just one name, Amy. I asked who else, she said Cici and Helen I think. I asked her if for the one most like Kitty. She gave me an indignant stare. I'm said you know, whoever looks the most like her, cute young, tiny. She was not thrilled and assigned her default girl, Amy.

I used to work near Angel and was big fan of Kitty. As described. Young, cute. And super fun. She didn't seem to last long there and I was disappointed when she left. I definitely should have asked for her number, but didn't. Would love to know if anyone has intel on her whereabouts. Thanks!

**MrMurphy54** · 08-21-19 15:07

Originally Posted by TwoBlueBalls [View Original Post]

Massage Thai Way, any location. I frequent the Linda Vista location requesting Nicole. Super cute with amazing "real" massage skills! She isn't a talker, so don't chat it up, just let her do her thing. I'm sure she deals with guys getting erections all the time. She doesn't miss a beat and simply works around Mr Stiffy. Ai yaaa!

I'm a huge fan of a great therapeutic massage. So I'm wondering if this is the same Nicole I've seen many times elsewhere. Super cute and young (mid-20's). Maybe a little bit thick, but certainly not fat. Soft relaxing voice and definitely not a talker.

If so, she used to work at a very legit day spa in RB, which is where I first met her. Then somehow she ended up at Angel on Mira Mesa Blvd. Don't know how that happened, but I was lucky to stumble across her there. While at Angel, she never crossed the line to provide a HE, but she was able to dress a little more provocatively (like many of the Angel girls), and she was a bit more sensual in her touch. She let me touch her softly as well, but just on her legs and back.

Would love to find her again, as I miss her awesome massage skills.

**DeadHeadChevy** · 08-21-19 14:38

Originally Posted by Lovable [View Original Post]

Don't do it, obnoxious personality, sloppy fat.

Yeah, seen her posts for quite some time, even offers a 4 hands deal with her friend / roommate.

I hate to say it, but just not into her at all, just too big for me, not that I'm perfect. If anything would only be down for the BJ as an extra if anything, but even then not sure if I could get into it.

**Lovable** · 08-21-19 10:50

Originally Posted by MichaelOhSix [View Original Post]

I never pulled the trigger with her but she's on my radar.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/122139

Don't do it, obnoxious personality, sloppy fat.

**MichaelOhSix** · 08-21-19 08:34

I never pulled the trigger with her but she's on my radar.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/122139

Originally Posted by DeadHeadChevy [View Original Post]

Hello fellow mongers and lurkers, I see you!

Wanted to spruce things up a bit and treat myself at the same time. Was wondering if there are decent manscaping places that either you have tried yourself or that you could honestly recommend.

I'm not super hairy but I do trim the weeds around the mailbox myself. But really looking for that professional touch that only a man-gardener can do.

Not really interested in any extras, depending on the provider and her price, will consider.

Just really looking for someone to trim those pesky weeds around the backside and the cracks and crevices, if you catch my drift.

Don't want just any gardener with shears around my post, but a good attention to detail.

There was one shop with an older provider who had that Fu Man Choo makeup and thigh highs but I don't remember where she was located or even if she is still doing it.

Hadn't had much luck with independent providers, but I'll take them into consideration.

Thanks in advance.

**JayDwn** · 08-20-19 23:07

Originally Posted by Jahens83 [View Original Post]

Fair warning. I don't remember exactly what she looked like, but those pics don't look even close to being her. She does provide a decent rub, and everything is on the menu. I wasn't attracted to her in the slightest and didn't partake of anything extra.

Yikes. Thanks for the info. Very helpful. To be honest, I already got a sense from a couple of her pics that she could be less attractive than the other photos would suggest. Sorry to hear about your experience with her.

May I ask, did you see her at her incall, or as an out? I'm still interested in finding a verifiable outcall masseuse. I'd be interested in hearing about people's experiences with outcall massages, and of course, perhaps getting a recommendation.

**PColaFun1** · 08-20-19 22:47

Originally Posted by ZooGuy1959 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the post. I assume that it is this one:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...diego-ca-19984#rubmaps.

Yeah that's the one.

**Lion1** · 08-20-19 20:14

Originally Posted by MrPiggy [View Original Post]

Don't.

Not worth it for the price, I don't remember what the hour was maybe $200 or $260/ hr but everything is an upgrade.
Topless? Upgrade.
DATY? Upgrade.
No FS.
Super hot, small body. Really nice small body but she was super flakey, and gets super stoned so she was just out of it during my meeting with her.

-MrPiggy.

Thanks for the advice MrPiggy, that's exactly the kind of info I was looking for.

I will go out on a limb and bet that there are some mongers who read your don't and just see "super hot Asian, DATY, and get's stoned" and think Yes, yes, and yes. LOL.

**Zoo Guy1959** · 08-20-19 19:17

Originally Posted by PColaFun1 [View Original Post]

she has great nipples and she love them being licked and sucked. It was pretty hot. I'd definitely go again. Her English wasn't that great but she was a sweet girl and imo very pretty in the face but I like them a little thicker in the ass and chest. I think she said her name was Jasmine but again she was hard to understand.

Thanks for the post. I assume that it is this one:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...diego-ca-19984#rubmaps.

**MrPiggy** · 08-20-19 18:24

Originally Posted by Lion1 [View Original Post]

Let me try that url again.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/125456

Don't.

Not worth it for the price, I don't remember what the hour was maybe $200 or $260/ hr but everything is an upgrade.

Topless? Upgrade.

DATY? Upgrade.

No FS.

Super hot, small body. Really nice small body but she was super flakey, and gets super stoned so she was just out of it during my meeting with her.

-MrPiggy.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 08-20-19 15:40

The bad news, Lulu is gone. I'll miss her cute face, incredible body, perfect all natural tits, cock worship skills and her amazing pussy! Now the good news! Currently at the V.

Three little spinners.

I think they're all winners.

The MILF is called Ice.

I sampled her twice.

Nini is new.

My balls no longer blue.

Yesterday arrived Coco.

She satisfied my torpedo.

Less than a hundred wet.

Not one is heavyset.

The latter two so youthful.

They look like high school pupils.

Spinner lovers delight.

The V fulfills your appetite.

**PColaFun1** · 08-20-19 15:05

I seen this place on a few websites and I think that I heard of them having Latinas. I go and check them out, located In a busy strip mall. I get a viet girl, no Latina, today at least. She was pretty, slim, and nice but wearing a sweater and sweat pants. I pay the HF and lay on the table, she comes in about 5 minutes later in a short club type dress (alright). She covers me with a sheet (oh no) and proceeds to give a decent massage. At this point I'm wondering if that's the kinda place this is? About 10 minutes into it she massaged the other parts (alright). I flip she asks what I want. . 6 for the old fashion. I ask for everything and she asks what I have, I told her I pay 1 at felicita and somewhere else. She says they take 1. 4 I counter with 1. 2 she takes it. She starts with a CBJ and then FS. I'm done, she's not, so she pulls my head into her chest while finishing herself off, she has great nipples and she love them being licked and sucked. It was pretty hot. I'd definitely go again. Her English wasn't that great but she was a sweet girl and imo very pretty in the face but I like them a little thicker in the ass and chest. I think she said her name was Jasmine but again she was hard to understand.

**Jahens83** · 08-20-19 14:07

Originally Posted by JayDwn [View Original Post]

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/123493

Anyone have any experience with Tiffany? I've seen her ads for a while. She has her reviews disabled which doesn't inspire a ton of confidence. She has monkey reviews going back a year, whatever that's worth. She also has a website, which, in my experience, is far beyond anything the average masseuse has online. Generally speaking, she seems legit, and that is uncommon among outcall masseuses. There are hotter girls running ads for outs, but I've been unable to find any info on them. Example: https://sandiego.rubratings.com/143038..

Side note, and just a thought: It would seem functional to have a separate body rubs thread. While I get how all the reviews and discussions of non-parlor experiences have wound up here, were there a separate thread dedicated to those conversations, it would be easier to navigate for members who want to find information specifically about either, AMPs, or non-AMP massage. Again, just a thought, and with full admission that I have zero idea what it takes to administer such a thing, etc. Carry on.

Fair warning. I don't remember exactly what she looked like, but those pics don't look even close to being her. She does provide a decent rub, and everything is on the menu. I wasn't attracted to her in the slightest and didn't partake of anything extra.