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**TwoBlueBalls** · 08-20-19 00:01

Nice post! I thought exactly the same about Wendy at Lusk, but that MILF has an awesome body! Lily is taking a break but you've got Linda, Chloe and Gigi whom all look early twenties. Linda has the face of an angel with a little junk in her trunk. Gigi is a cute little spinner and Chloe's got a little more meat on the bones but she's a lot of fun and her English is the best of the bunch. Looking forward to your next post!

Originally Posted by Jarmes80 [View Original Post]

I've been a lurker here for quite some time and have definitely learned from all of you, so thank you.

I work near the new Lusk location and after reading a few reviews on this new place decided to go for an early lunch break a couple weeks ago. The place is in the back of a small business park with plenty of parking. Walked in the front door and up the steps to a dark lobby area and out comes a hot older woman (Wendy) asking if I want a massage. Yes please! Haha.

Leads me to the far room and the other rooms were all empty. I strip down and sit there until she comes back in. As she comes to the table I laid down and she asked how I wanted it. Medium. As she rubbed my back her crotch was against my head so I ran my hand up her leg and she didn't flinch. I ran my other hand up her thigh also and she started rubbing down over my ass.

She did some tickling of the boys and my ass before asking me to flip over. She went straight massaging down there and asked for what I wanted. Pointed between legs and I said yes please. On top followed by mish and I didn't last as long as normal. Probably the excitement of the first time. She asked for 1. 6, countered to 1. 4, and she hugged and kissed me telling me to come back soon.

I wast expecting such a good first experience but confidence is key. She didn't ask any questions besides my name after I was rubbing her legs.

Wendy is cute but I was hoping for someone younger. Guess I'm going to have to try Flanders and hope I can see Lily.

**RolfTorren** · 08-19-19 23:57

Originally Posted by DesertFun [View Original Post]

Rolf,

I intend to retire to Thailand in the neExt year or so, several friends already have gone there and done so. I traveled all over the country a few years ago but made the mistake of falling in love and bringing her back here. I won't do that again! But I do love getting longer massages, 90 minutes is now a minimum unless there aren't enough funds or she doesn't have enough time. My favorite China girl just sold her shop down on Plaza in Nat'l City, don't know the new owner yet but what little I saw of her will make me go back for more very soon! BTW, do you know where your friend Daisy has gone off to?

Firstly, I have to say I don't have any idea what happened to Daisy. She contacted me in the last months she was working and wanted to do one last monumental session. And it would have been great. Each session with her was different but really fun. Each was open ended. Meaning neither of us got out of there until we were both satisfied sexually. I recall her jacking me off and me lying there exhausted. Then she grabbed my dick and bound it up so that she forced it to engorge again. Somewhat at least. Then she jumped on me, rode me simulated cowgirl with a vibrator stuck between my dick and her dripping pussy. At one point I told her I couldn't possibly get off again (I'm not a young stud). She stopped and stared at me, and said straight up "Babe, this is not about you. " She didn't stop until she came. That's the sort of sessions we had again and again. And there was never any talk about upgrades or paying for more hours. Afterwards we'd swap stories of previous encounters in civie and hobbying life. She was unique. I just can't imagine her leading a "normal" life. But nevertheless we all need to move on.

Thailand is awesome for hobbying. This is not to say that all the providers you meet are carefree nymphos. Its kind of like here. But there are many more options. I recall an encounter in Phuket that developed into a full-on extended GFE. I met a provider at a bar, and eventually paid the fine. We ended up hanging out for a week and all it cost me was a rice cooker and a necklace. I went back to see her a year later and the life had changed her dramatically. All this was back in the early 90's when I was a much younger man. Apologies for the trip down memory lane. But for me, part of the fun of the hobby is replaying in my mind some of the incredible encounters I've had over the years. I'm guessing that when I'm stuck in some assisted care facility in years to come, with a catheter in my dick and wearing depends, these memories will bring a smile to my ancient face.

Lets just say if I were free now, Thailand would be a destination worth saving up for.

**Lion1** · 08-19-19 21:22

Originally Posted by Lion1 [View Original Post]

She seems polite and responsive by text. Implied nude was included in donation.

Any intel?

Https: sandiego. Rubratings.com/125456.

Let me try that url again.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/125456

**LookingForward** · 08-19-19 21:01

What is the difference between heavenly hands massage Nude and Topless? Is it worth the $60 more for one hour session?

**DesertFun** · 08-19-19 19:54

Rolf,

I intend to retire to Thailand in the next year or so, several friends already have gone there and done so. I traveled all over the country a few years ago but made the mistake of falling in love and bringing her back here. I won't do that again! But I do love getting longer massages, 90 minutes is now a minimum unless there aren't enough funds or she doesn't have enough time. My favorite China girl just sold her shop down on Plaza in Nat'l City, don't know the new owner yet but what little I saw of her will make me go back for more very soon! BTW, do you know where your friend Daisy has gone off to?

Originally Posted by RolfTorren [View Original Post]

I think two hours is a great option if the provider can do both massage and also sensual. My best experiences of this have been in Bangkok, close to twenty years ago. I books two hours a couple of times and enjoyed every second of it. On both occasions there was great therapeutic technique combined with intense teasing, leading up to monumental FS. Its something we only dream about here.

A few years ago I used to see Daisy in Vista. She specialized in BDSM and fetish, but I saw her for massage and role play. She loved doing the latter. Our appointments would go on for two or three hours. I only got out of there once she was satisfied too. I've never met another provider who could match her for sensuality and sheer eroticism.

**Lion1** · 08-19-19 18:15

She seems polite and responsive by text. Implied nude was included in donation.

Any intel?

Https: sandiego. Rubratings.com/125456.

**JoeDirt2112** · 08-19-19 18:14

I've been a lurker here for quite some time and have definitely learned from all of you, so thank you.

I work near the new Lusk location and after reading a few reviews on this new place decided to go for an early lunch break a couple weeks ago. The place is in the back of a small business park with plenty of parking. Walked in the front door and up the steps to a dark lobby area and out comes a hot older woman (Wendy) asking if I want a massage. Yes please! Haha.

Leads me to the far room and the other rooms were all empty. I strip down and sit there until she comes back in. As she comes to the table I laid down and she asked how I wanted it. Medium. As she rubbed my back her crotch was against my head so I ran my hand up her leg and she didn't flinch. I ran my other hand up her thigh also and she started rubbing down over my ass.

She did some tickling of the boys and my ass before asking me to flip over. She went straight massaging down there and asked for what I wanted. Pointed between legs and I said yes please. On top followed by mish and I didn't last as long as normal. Probably the excitement of the first time. She asked for 1. 6, countered to 1. 4, and she hugged and kissed me telling me to come back soon.

I wast expecting such a good first experience but confidence is key. She didn't ask any questions besides my name after I was rubbing her legs.

Wendy is cute but I was hoping for someone younger. Guess I'm going to have to try Flanders and hope I can see Lily.

**DeadHeadChevy** · 08-19-19 08:40

Originally Posted by WardTerry [View Original Post]

I'm curious if any of you have tried taking video of a session?

I've thought about it but never tried. Never asked either. I'm thinking a girl might let tounvideonif their face wasn't on it or they'd charge a fee.

Easiest would be to stash a go pro in your clothes and aim it toward the futon.

Part of me wants no video so there is no trail anyone can find. Especially the SO. But the vouyeriatic part of me would want to see it again and savor the moment of the girl was a looker!

It's been talked about and done, but not many want to share for obvious reasons. There was one dude that shared some pics of his session with some thick-ass Latina. Not my type, but the pics looked okay or meh.

You have to have a good low light camera to get any decent video.

I got busted by a girl when I stashed a tiny camera under my clothes once while traveling. Thought I was going to get kicked out, but she told the mammasan and the girl in charge, they just had me format the card in front of her. The head girl thought it was a turn on as after I formatted the card she grabbed my crotch and gave me a DFK. So I started rubbing her tight box as well, man she was hot too. Some places may not take it so easy.

Side note, if you are in Central Texas and you want this girls shop, just pm me.

So in general, if you're brave enough, you can ask the girl up front, she may agree for extra $$, she may not. Otherwise, you can try to sneak it and see what the consequences are for some meh video.

**TJ Dog** · 08-19-19 01:38

Went back to the LJ place on 70th for the third time. Mainly looking for a good massage. This time got an older lady.

Again, no attempt at covering me during any part of the massage. However, this time, while face down, I got her crotch grinding against my hands a few times and what seemed to be some teasing (a bit too much contact to be totally accidental).

On the flip she stroked my legs a few times and then went straight to Jr. Unfortunately, her HJ skills were sadly lacking. Took most of the remaining time to get me off because she was fighting Jr. Like it was a rabid chipmunk.

Oh well. The face-down part of the massage was great. And, it was satisfying to find that my initial instincts were correct. There is more to be had than just a good massage.

When I left, the little cutie I had the first two visits was in the lobby with the lady that massaged me. Maybe next time, if I get her again, she'll be aware that I'm open to more than just the massage.

**WardTerry** · 08-19-19 00:00

I'm curious if any of you have tried taking video of a session?

I've thought about it but never tried. Never asked either. I'm thinking a girl might let tounvideonif their face wasn't on it or they'd charge a fee.

Easiest would be to stash a go pro in your clothes and aim it toward the futon.

Part of me wants no video so there is no trail anyone can find. Especially the SO. But the vouyeriatic part of me would want to see it again and savor the moment of the girl was a looker!

**DeadHeadChevy** · 08-18-19 23:53

Hello fellow mongers and lurkers, I see you!

Wanted to spruce things up a bit and treat myself at the same time. Was wondering if there are decent manscaping places that either you have tried yourself or that you could honestly recommend.

I'm not super hairy but I do trim the weeds around the mailbox myself. But really looking for that professional touch that only a man-gardener can do.

Not really interested in any extras, depending on the provider and her price, will consider.

Just really looking for someone to trim those pesky weeds around the backside and the cracks and crevices, if you catch my drift.

Don't want just any gardener with shears around my post, but a good attention to detail.

There was one shop with an older provider who had that Fu Man Choo makeup and thigh highs but I don't remember where she was located or even if she is still doing it.

Hadn't had much luck with independent providers, but I'll take them into consideration.

Thanks in advance.

**JayDwn** · 08-18-19 22:01

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/123493

Anyone have any experience with Tiffany? I've seen her ads for a while. She has her reviews disabled which doesn't inspire a ton of confidence. She has monkey reviews going back a year, whatever that's worth. She also has a website, which, in my experience, is far beyond anything the average masseuse has online. Generally speaking, she seems legit, and that is uncommon among outcall masseuses. There are hotter girls running ads for outs, but I've been unable to find any info on them. Example: https://sandiego.rubratings.com/143038..

Side note, and just a thought: It would seem functional to have a separate body rubs thread. While I get how all the reviews and discussions of non-parlor experiences have wound up here, were there a separate thread dedicated to those conversations, it would be easier to navigate for members who want to find information specifically about either, AMPs, or non-AMP massage. Again, just a thought, and with full admission that I have zero idea what it takes to administer such a thing, etc. Carry on.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 08-18-19 20:02

Now that Eva knows you're not a cheap ass, she'll give you as long a massage as you'd like. If she gave you her number, PM me for details of what this may entail and I've got other leads that may interest you. My man!

Originally Posted by CoverThyAss [View Original Post]

Lurker & Monger-er for about a year, 1st time poster. That has never done really anything more exciting then CBJ to compare or show off here until today unless I'm still an idiot. Today my 2nd trip at the fabled "Z's Massage" hoping for the mythical Eva as I drew Tina and left happy for my first trip but anticipated the highly talked about Eva. Before I knew it Eva rushes out to the front desk upon hearing the door bells in a cleavage revealing tight pink cocktail dress and I opt for 90 minutes because I always appreciate a real massage almost as much as the extras. I was immediately turned down, told "1 hour or nothing" and hand her. 8 for the house, and so I agreed and followed Eva to my room. Along the way she offered 4 hands and I figured if this isn't Eva maybe I'll get what I really want to see going 4 handed. Later on face down, Eva loudly barges in the room and I'm in a Chinese interrogation room because Eva has never seen me before and ask all the basic questions like name, what I do for work, if I ever been there before and I'm excited because I know who I'm dealing with now. Tina comes in later and vouches for me for what seems like 10 minutes in Chinese before Eva drops her defense and lathers her boobs in my head while Tina fondles from behind during the massage. Anyway I finish happily and I'm invited to shower int their stand up shower (neither come with unfortunately) and tip. 8 to each because they wouldn't stop staring and waiting while I was getting dressed but an amazing performance all together (I get a lot of miles by tipping harder then girls want / expect and to negotiate with masseuse that barely speaks English over. 2 or. 4 is pathetic to me).

TLDR the curious part is, after getting dressed, Eva comes back in the room before I leave the room and gives me a z's massage business card with her name written on it with her hand on my face and says that I need to bring this card during night time and she will take care of me. Am I dreaming to think that would mean I would get any more then HJ from Eva or should wake up?

TLDR Review: Eva is a gorgeous, horny mature lady that makes massages the most fun I've ever had and Tina is nothing special but does the job. You guys embellish on busty.

**Lizard24** · 08-18-19 18:17

Originally Posted by Stupitt [View Original Post]

I saw her a few years back, she was over in the Golden Hills area. She was late then too. I was immediately turned off when I saw her. Definitely a LOT bigger than her pics, so they must be really old. What might have turned me off more was walking in and seeing and smelling dog piss on the floor. She had a gf with her so I opted for 4 hand thinking it might be fun, but it was just ok. I posted a review about her back when we had the other site and I'm sure it wasn't a glowing review. Thanks for the warning / reminder because her pics do look hot. But they were about 50 lbs ago when I saw her.

Have to agree with you and MartinL. My experience with Amber Nixx is the same all around. Her time management is the worst. There are so many other really good providers out there that are on time every time. Unfortunately her bad habits are rubbing off on the other girls she works with.

**CoverThyAss** · 08-18-19 18:10

Lurker & Monger-er for about a year, 1st time poster. That has never done really anything more exciting then CBJ to compare or show off here until today unless I'm still an idiot. Today my 2nd trip at the fabled "Z's Massage" hoping for the mythical Eva as I drew Tina and left happy for my first trip but anticipated the highly talked about Eva. Before I knew it Eva rushes out to the front desk upon hearing the door bells in a cleavage revealing tight pink cocktail dress and I opt for 90 minutes because I always appreciate a real massage almost as much as the extras. I was immediately turned down, told "1 hour or nothing" and hand her. 8 for the house, and so I agreed and followed Eva to my room. Along the way she offered 4 hands and I figured if this isn't Eva maybe I'll get what I really want to see going 4 handed. Later on face down, Eva loudly barges in the room and I'm in a Chinese interrogation room because Eva has never seen me before and ask all the basic questions like name, what I do for work, if I ever been there before and I'm excited because I know who I'm dealing with now. Tina comes in later and vouches for me for what seems like 10 minutes in Chinese before Eva drops her defense and lathers her boobs in my head while Tina fondles from behind during the massage. Anyway I finish happily and I'm invited to shower int their stand up shower (neither come with unfortunately) and tip. 8 to each because they wouldn't stop staring and waiting while I was getting dressed but an amazing performance all together (I get a lot of miles by tipping harder then girls want / expect and to negotiate with masseuse that barely speaks English over. 2 or. 4 is pathetic to me).

TLDR the curious part is, after getting dressed, Eva comes back in the room before I leave the room and gives me a z's massage business card with her name written on it with her hand on my face and says that I need to bring this card during night time and she will take care of me. Am I dreaming to think that would mean I would get any more then HJ from Eva or should wake up?

TLDR Review: Eva is a gorgeous, horny mature lady that makes massages the most fun I've ever had and Tina is nothing special but does the job. You guys embellish on busty.