Massage Parlor Reports

**JamesTChicago** · 08-18-19 19:45

Anyone know a good two pop place or girl without the upcharge? Many times in my life, as embarrassing as it is I go much to early despite taking care of myself earlier in the day. Maybe get one out of the way at the beginning and then the end? I often feel like I've wasted a bunch of time when it's someone new. Don't make fun haha. I can last forever with any woman I've consistenyly been with, but that's perfunctory and the same. Thanks and stay safe. PMs are great!

Side note anyone try Polina at Logan tantrics?

Also, I have much to trade about certain ladies at a certain place.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 08-18-19 16:13

Anyone been lately? Called and it sounds like new owners (Just curious if Yun ping is still a thing.

**JackRam** · 08-18-19 08:51

Originally Posted by PatientX1 [View Original Post]

Jenny Lynn, also well reviewed, with a table.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2919921.

Jenny L is the real deal. She has her own place with a milking table. Your cock will be either in her mouth or in her the entire time you're with her. Get a good nights rest and pound a red bull before you visit. You'll need it to even come closing to matching her level of energy.

**Hammertimelee** · 08-17-19 23:52

Went to the old coon spa on canal tonight. I didn't get the name of the girl I drew but she was a chubby 40+yo with fat titties. 60 at the door for an hour massage. The massage lasted 20 minutes. Firm pressure with plenty of teasing. At the flip we negotiated FS for an 120. My dream's menu consisted of HJ, BBBJ, 69 with daty, BBFS (YMMV. I'm Chinese, we get that privilege sometimes haha), cg, rcg, finished with k9. Might repeat if they get younger talent. These ancient Chinese dragons make my pp limp. I had to close my eyes to finish LOL.

**RangerRed2** · 08-17-19 16:16

I'm coming to the city next weekend. Does anyone have any good recommendations for massage girls near the downtown area or close to it? Incall / outcall either one.

**Wenger** · 08-17-19 08:49

I was in the area yesterday so decided to try the 168 Blue Island I've been noticing on RM. Called to confirm they weren't busy which was a good thing as I think they had to make sure that they were open. It's a small back room shop with no real signage, but set up nice. Had a good visit with Candy, no communication issues as she speaks english well, and I will be back. $60 for the door and standard tip. No shower unfortunately.

-w.

**TJGeek** · 08-16-19 06:29

Originally Posted by Alienkroz [View Original Post]

Zena 773-xxx-0998.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866

Saw the ad and setup an appointment. Went to Kimball and Montrose to find out I wasted my time. This 40 yo medium set woman greeted me at the door. I told her I was looking for Zena in the ad. She said she don't know who that is. The person I was texting the whole time said I never specific I wanted to meet with Zena.

Michelle 773-xxx-2171.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/149525

Went to the Lincoln Hotel in LP to meet for the appointment. Was greeted by an 35-40 yo woman. I said this is not you. She's like that was a while ago. She was not happy that I left.

Thanks for saving us the time and money on these fake ads. I was thinking of Zena but no more.

**Tangier** · 08-16-19 00:24

Originally Posted by PatientX1 [View Original Post]

I have been looking into milking table massage myself, haven't visited, but here are two that have been well reviewed, here and on them.

Yady, very well reviewed. Advertises a table.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/132193

Jenny Lynn, also well reviewed, with a table.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2919921

FYI, there are several spas that have a table, shared by every woman in the house. Many milking ads on RR are for the same location. Numbers ending 0xx8 and 0xx2 come to mind, but there are a few others. I prefer more privacy than a spa, but YMMV. On the plus side, you can do 4 hands at a spa, which is supposed to be great on a milking table, one above, one below. Hope that helps.

Isn't Yady grouped in with all those other adds that share a location? I know they were when they were still on montrose.

**Alienkroz** · 08-15-19 19:14

Zena 773-xxx-0998.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866

Saw the ad and setup an appointment. Went to Kimball and Montrose to find out I wasted my time. This 40 yo medium set woman greeted me at the door. I told her I was looking for Zena in the ad. She said she don't know who that is. The person I was texting the whole time said I never specific I wanted to meet with Zena.

Michelle 773-xxx-2171.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/149525

Went to the Lincoln Hotel in LP to meet for the appointment. Was greeted by an 35-40 yo woman. I said this is not you. She's like that was a while ago. She was not happy that I left.

**Mjj876** · 08-14-19 19:56

Originally Posted by DanTheMan1010 [View Original Post]

Just moved offices from Loop to greektown.

Anyone have any recs for this area and my other question would be has anyone have gone for a 30 min during lunch?

Thanks a bunch!

Both Sunny Spa and Green Spa are easy to get in and out 30 minute sessions over the lunch break. I've done it at both many times.

**Ron M** · 08-14-19 17:27

It would be respectful to give at least one hour notice or more so she can be ready. Girls actually thank me for giving them time to get ready before a session. If you give these girls time to get ready then your session will be alot more enjoyable. That's been my experience.

**Mr LoudMonger** · 08-14-19 14:37

Had an hour to kill in Chinatown and needed a massage. I don't have this site set up on my phone, so I didn't do any pre-visit research.

It was a regular, legit massage. Got Coco, who's moderately cute, short. Some teasing towards the end, but then the dreaded "All Done".

Actually the massage was very good, she worked very very hard. I was mildly disappointed that it wasn't a happy massage, but I'd recommend if you are in Chinatown and need a strong massage and nothing else.

**Walker333** · 08-14-19 14:35

Originally Posted by DynoJr [View Original Post]

I once tried to book her on short notice and she politely declined, not because she had a conflict but rather found a last minute request to be disrespectful.

I would describe her personality like a 40 year old woman that works as your office manager or administrative assistant. Very intelligent, very social, and very skilled. She's not a model but I found her to be 40 year old cute. No work done, all natural. I wouldn't hesitate to set up a meeting.

As I wrote before, the info that I obtained and passed here could be biased. Nonetheless, why would a working girl find a short notice or a last minute request to be disrespectful? However, in any case it would be nice to work at the place where an office manager or administrative assistant is very skilled in sucking dicks for money.

**Lookin4it** · 08-14-19 13:25

Originally Posted by MongerAlways [View Original Post]

Had a dream in oak brook about elite muse. Also ads in eros and rub ratings as oakbrook massage. Names are kitty, kali, etc.

Ad stated upgrades, oil, hot towel, sensual rub. It also mentioned prostate, etc. They advertise on rub ratings and eros.

Anyways, avoid this place. It has been reported before. I paid $1. 50 for the deluxe bc it said it would include upgrades. I did not get a single upgrade. Not one. I was shorted time as well. She mentioned her friend was suppose to be there. Bull. I saw the ad. Other reports say they've haggled crazy pricing if you dont pay the deluxe

There were literally 2 dozen AA men out in the hallways, wiairng to get haircuts bc there's 4 other barbers and hairdressers there. So she knew I couldn't make a scene. It was such a scam. They all looked at me like I was a chump.

I've done biz before with paris and some of the same crew. This is offed up. To dream a $1. 50 for a shitty massage, no upgrade, nothing. No tease. Chick was obviously a stripper, with fake boobs and fake butt.

This is not worth it. Stay away guys.

This has been reported before as bad.

I went there at their Downers Grove location about a year ago. My appointment was with Kitty, and she passed me off to someone else. It was upsell after upsell after upsell. I will say, I was dumb enough to keep giving and throwing good money after bad because I was in so deep already. So, that is my fault. My recommendation would be to STAY AWAY.

My best.

**BenBeck** · 08-14-19 13:19

I just want to add my $. 02 here in support of Malena.

I can't imagine how anyone would have had an experience with her that led to such a bad review. I haven't seen her in a while but this I can guarantee: she's 100% normal and a very kind and generous person, who also happens to do a fantastic job of teasing and pleasing.

She's fun to be around and a great conversationalist with a good sense of humor, to boot.

BB, out.

Originally Posted by DynoJr [View Original Post]

I agree, in fact I would argue that Malena is probably the most normal woman you would ever meet in this hobby. She enjoys servicing men but expects to be respected, so if this person ever got attitude from her I would suggest that he likely deserved it. I once tried to book her on short notice and she politely declined, not because she had a conflict but rather found a last minute request to be disrespectful.

I would describe her personality like a 40 year old woman that works as your office manager or administrative assistant. Very intelligent, very social, and very skilled. She's not a model but I found her to be 40 year old cute. No work done, all natural. I wouldn't hesitate to set up a meeting.