Massage Parlor Reports

[TJ Dog]

Went back to the LJ place on 70th for the third time. Mainly looking for a good massage. This time got an older lady.

Again, no attempt at covering me during any part of the massage. However, this time, while face down, I got her crotch grinding against my hands a few times and what seemed to be some teasing (a bit too much contact to be totally accidental).

On the flip she stroked my legs a few times and then went straight to Jr. Unfortunately, her HJ skills were sadly lacking. Took most of the remaining time to get me off because she was fighting Jr. Like it was a rabid chipmunk.

Oh well. The face-down part of the massage was great. And, it was satisfying to find that my initial instincts were correct. There is more to be had than just a good massage.

When I left, the little cutie I had the first two visits was in the lobby with the lady that massaged me. Maybe next time, if I get her again, she'll be aware that I'm open to more than just the massage.

[WardTerry]

I'm curious if any of you have tried taking video of a session?

I've thought about it but never tried. Never asked either. I'm thinking a girl might let tounvideonif their face wasn't on it or they'd charge a fee.

Easiest would be to stash a go pro in your clothes and aim it toward the futon.

Part of me wants no video so there is no trail anyone can find. Especially the SO. But the vouyeriatic part of me would want to see it again and savor the moment of the girl was a looker!

[DeadHeadChevy]

Hello fellow mongers and lurkers, I see you!

Wanted to spruce things up a bit and treat myself at the same time. Was wondering if there are decent manscaping places that either you have tried yourself or that you could honestly recommend.

I'm not super hairy but I do trim the weeds around the mailbox myself. But really looking for that professional touch that only a man-gardener can do.

Not really interested in any extras, depending on the provider and her price, will consider.

Just really looking for someone to trim those pesky weeds around the backside and the cracks and crevices, if you catch my drift.

Don't want just any gardener with shears around my post, but a good attention to detail.

There was one shop with an older provider who had that Fu Man Choo makeup and thigh highs but I don't remember where she was located or even if she is still doing it.

Hadn't had much luck with independent providers, but I'll take them into consideration.

Thanks in advance.

[JayDwn]

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/123493

Anyone have any experience with Tiffany? I've seen her ads for a while. She has her reviews disabled which doesn't inspire a ton of confidence. She has monkey reviews going back a year, whatever that's worth. She also has a website, which, in my experience, is far beyond anything the average masseuse has online. Generally speaking, she seems legit, and that is uncommon among outcall masseuses. There are hotter girls running ads for outs, but I've been unable to find any info on them. Example: https://sandiego.rubratings.com/143038..

Side note, and just a thought: It would seem functional to have a separate body rubs thread. While I get how all the reviews and discussions of non-parlor experiences have wound up here, were there a separate thread dedicated to those conversations, it would be easier to navigate for members who want to find information specifically about either, AMPs, or non-AMP massage. Again, just a thought, and with full admission that I have zero idea what it takes to administer such a thing, etc. Carry on.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Now that Eva knows you're not a cheap ass, she'll give you as long a massage as you'd like. If she gave you her number, PM me for details of what this may entail and I've got other leads that may interest you. My man!

Lurker & Monger-er for about a year, 1st time poster. That has never done really anything more exciting then CBJ to compare or show off here until today unless I'm still an idiot. Today my 2nd trip at the fabled "Z's Massage" hoping for the mythical Eva as I drew Tina and left happy for my first trip but anticipated the highly talked about Eva. Before I knew it Eva rushes out to the front desk upon hearing the door bells in a cleavage revealing tight pink cocktail dress and I opt for 90 minutes because I always appreciate a real massage almost as much as the extras. I was immediately turned down, told "1 hour or nothing" and hand her. 8 for the house, and so I agreed and followed Eva to my room. Along the way she offered 4 hands and I figured if this isn't Eva maybe I'll get what I really want to see going 4 handed. Later on face down, Eva loudly barges in the room and I'm in a Chinese interrogation room because Eva has never seen me before and ask all the basic questions like name, what I do for work, if I ever been there before and I'm excited because I know who I'm dealing with now. Tina comes in later and vouches for me for what seems like 10 minutes in Chinese before Eva drops her defense and lathers her boobs in my head while Tina fondles from behind during the massage. Anyway I finish happily and I'm invited to shower int their stand up shower (neither come with unfortunately) and tip. 8 to each because they wouldn't stop staring and waiting while I was getting dressed but an amazing performance all together (I get a lot of miles by tipping harder then girls want / expect and to negotiate with masseuse that barely speaks English over. 2 or. 4 is pathetic to me).

TLDR the curious part is, after getting dressed, Eva comes back in the room before I leave the room and gives me a z's massage business card with her name written on it with her hand on my face and says that I need to bring this card during night time and she will take care of me. Am I dreaming to think that would mean I would get any more then HJ from Eva or should wake up?

TLDR Review: Eva is a gorgeous, horny mature lady that makes massages the most fun I've ever had and Tina is nothing special but does the job. You guys embellish on busty.

[Lizard24]

I saw her a few years back, she was over in the Golden Hills area. She was late then too. I was immediately turned off when I saw her. Definitely a LOT bigger than her pics, so they must be really old. What might have turned me off more was walking in and seeing and smelling dog piss on the floor. She had a gf with her so I opted for 4 hand thinking it might be fun, but it was just ok. I posted a review about her back when we had the other site and I'm sure it wasn't a glowing review. Thanks for the warning / reminder because her pics do look hot. But they were about 50 lbs ago when I saw her.

Have to agree with you and MartinL. My experience with Amber Nixx is the same all around. Her time management is the worst. There are so many other really good providers out there that are on time every time. Unfortunately her bad habits are rubbing off on the other girls she works with.

[CoverThyAss]

Lurker & Monger-er for about a year, 1st time poster. That has never done really anything more exciting then CBJ to compare or show off here until today unless I'm still an idiot. Today my 2nd trip at the fabled "Z's Massage" hoping for the mythical Eva as I drew Tina and left happy for my first trip but anticipated the highly talked about Eva. Before I knew it Eva rushes out to the front desk upon hearing the door bells in a cleavage revealing tight pink cocktail dress and I opt for 90 minutes because I always appreciate a real massage almost as much as the extras. I was immediately turned down, told "1 hour or nothing" and hand her. 8 for the house, and so I agreed and followed Eva to my room. Along the way she offered 4 hands and I figured if this isn't Eva maybe I'll get what I really want to see going 4 handed. Later on face down, Eva loudly barges in the room and I'm in a Chinese interrogation room because Eva has never seen me before and ask all the basic questions like name, what I do for work, if I ever been there before and I'm excited because I know who I'm dealing with now. Tina comes in later and vouches for me for what seems like 10 minutes in Chinese before Eva drops her defense and lathers her boobs in my head while Tina fondles from behind during the massage. Anyway I finish happily and I'm invited to shower int their stand up shower (neither come with unfortunately) and tip. 8 to each because they wouldn't stop staring and waiting while I was getting dressed but an amazing performance all together (I get a lot of miles by tipping harder then girls want / expect and to negotiate with masseuse that barely speaks English over. 2 or. 4 is pathetic to me).

TLDR the curious part is, after getting dressed, Eva comes back in the room before I leave the room and gives me a z's massage business card with her name written on it with her hand on my face and says that I need to bring this card during night time and she will take care of me. Am I dreaming to think that would mean I would get any more then HJ from Eva or should wake up?

TLDR Review: Eva is a gorgeous, horny mature lady that makes massages the most fun I've ever had and Tina is nothing special but does the job. You guys embellish on busty.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Can't imagine who you got at A-Spa. The girls may not have the tightest abs, but I wouldn't call any of them pudgy. Sugar is darker skinned than most Chinese women and could pass as Thai or Filipina. She also has large almond eyes. Very sweet, decent English and generally provides an enthusiastic experience.

Three lovely ladies.

All cute as daisies.

Sugar's like her name.

A sweet sexy dame.

Amanda has youth.

And that is the truth.

Monica's a treat.

She'll satisfy your meat.

For Asian delights.

Keep A-Spa in sight.

I had something fall thru tonight so I decided to go see Sugar. I called ahead and she was available. I walked in and was greeted by a shorter girl who said she was Sugar. I'm not sure she was, because during the massage she said she'd only been in SD for 5 days. I find it hard to believe she could have worked at V and now A spa all in the span of 5 days. She was nice, but she has a bit of a thicker stomach, almost a little pudgy. Not my type and I won't repeat. Oh yeah, of course I did her while I was there. But there was nothing bare even though I gave it a half-hearted effort but didn't push. Again, I'm doubtful it was really Sugar but who knows.

[LoveTheRub2]

Recently I went to A Spa and drew Amanda. TwoBlueBalls is right, she's quite nice. Good English skills, good body, full C cups with areolas about the size of 50 cent pieces, cute face, Bush trimmed real short, about 30. Opted for hr for. 6. This time I was smart and didn't wake up Little Mikey until she agreed to FS. She made me pay up front, without negotiating I tipped 1. 4--those 50 cent pieces got my attention--and she left the room to get a jimmie. When she returned, Little Mikey was fully awake. Then she started with the "OMG!" and said it wouldn't even fit in her mouth. I could tell she was regretting agreeing to FS, but oh well, paid up front, too late now. We tried CG, but that was too painful for her, so switched to mish. I took it easy and after a while she finished me off with a HJ. As she cleaned me up, she said I was her "number 1", meaning biggest she's had. She also said next time I should bring my own big condom. I like when they hold their forearm next to Little Mikey to compare. Good time was had by all.

Ok, check it out. A new place opened up in my neck of the woods: East County Spa off the 8 at Los Coches, on Camino Canada. Just got back. Tried to go earlier this morning, but the papasan--an older white guy--asked if I had an appointment, which seemed odd because one of the MTs was right there in the lobby. "No," I said, and he said he could fit me in an hour later if I gave my name. Uh, I'll try back later. So after hours of yardwork and a shower, I went back 9 hours later. Same papasan and MT were still there, joined by another MT. After paying. 45 for an hr, I'm ushered back by the younger of the two MTs, Sophia, who recognized me from earlier this morning. She's about 40, not attractive but not ugly, large B / small C cups, not overweight but not thin, just average all around. She wore a skirt and tube top. The place is clean with flowers on the table. I strip and she did a good massage on my back. After a long week and all that yardwork, I could use a good massage even if the place is legit. I gave her the universal leg rub symbol to let her know I'm not LE; she doesn't shy away. Still, I can't tell if any extras are offered. She finishes my back with some kind of course rub that felt like sandpaper, but not too bad, then hot rocks. As she moved to the legs she was careful to cover my ass crack and junk with the sheet. But as she massaged the upper legs her fingers would barely touch my taint, balls, and Little Mikey, who's starting to stir now. On the flip, again she's careful to cover my my chest and junk with the sheet, and eventually works her way down to my lower belly. At this point I figure I'm going to TOFTT, but lo and behold she points to Little Mikey and says, "OK?" Hell yeah! She only offers HJ and asks for. 5, I counter. 4 and she agrees. I then ask if she gets naked, to which she says. 6, I agree. She only gets topless though. Nice tits, lets me suck them, I even manage to work my hand under her skirt and under her panties for a little FOV. I finish and she cleans me then finishes up the hour with more massage. She made sure I remember her name, Sophia. I'll definitely be back since it's so close to me. Hope they have a rotation of girls eventually. Enjoy, all you east county mongers!

Thanks for the review of East County Spa. I stopped in a few days ago just to scope it out and see what the provider looked like. Just told them I didn't have time right now, just wanted to check out there prices. I think the one you described was the one that met me when I walked in. She called papasan up, and I told him I just wanted to know the prices and picked up a business card and left. BTW, if your looking for FS in El Cajon, go to Apollo on Fletcher Pkwy or Perfecta at Jamacha and Chase.

[DeadHeadChevy]

Try Thai Sports Bodywork. Offices in Sorrento Valley and Rancho Bernardo.

Excellent therapists. zero chance of extras.

Tagging onto the 100% legit therapy massage establishments.

The best one that I have had, even until this day was at LB Foot Care in Sports Arena, by the broken yoke.

To be honest, it was in my early days of mongering trying new ones out to see what options there was in other area I frequented.

They used to advertise on BP when it was up but it never really lead you to believe any extras were available but you never know until you try.

I want to say it was 40/ hr or something like that but comparable in pricing, they have a table shower and the girls I saw there were all under 30 and very cute.

Though I can't remember her name and I cannot find the review I left, she was very cute and petite and very strong for her size. Almost brought me to tears when getting in deep in the shoulder and lats.

Never teased but came so close to give you chub, and I remember her placing my hand on my member for DIY service, I declined at that point but really should have released.

Place looks like your typical AMP with extras, but is not.

If you need a good massage with pressure that you like, LB Foot Care in Sports Arena is the key.

[Stupitt]

I can imagine the line of mongers waiting to see Sugar after this report LOL. Thanks for the great info.

I had something fall thru tonight so I decided to go see Sugar. I called ahead and she was available. I walked in and was greeted by a shorter girl who said she was Sugar. I'm not sure she was, because during the massage she said she'd only been in SD for 5 days. I find it hard to believe she could have worked at V and now A spa all in the span of 5 days. She was nice, but she has a bit of a thicker stomach, almost a little pudgy. Not my type and I won't repeat. Oh yeah, of course I did her while I was there. But there was nothing bare even though I gave it a half-hearted effort but didn't push. Again, I'm doubtful it was really Sugar but who knows.

[MikeHall]

When I say Flagged I mean literally flagged on my Google maps to check to check out later. All those places are less than ten minutes from each other. Why the East county restriction? You have any more details you care to share about Cajon Spa? Names, descriptions, services received?

East county isn't a restriction, but that's where I live so finding an AMP where extras is offered in the east county is convenient. And a cute MT is a bonus. Driving up to Mira Mesa whenever I get the urge is impractical--I never seem to make it past Kearny Mesa.

Try Cajon Spa if you haven't yet and find yourself in El Cajon. I haven't been there in many months (been checking out ones recommended here) and don't remember names, but I was able to talk one or two there into getting naked. A couple of times I drew a cutie. FS was never on the menu there for me, though.

[HalfAchub]

Sup guys,

I wish I had found this site sooner, it would have saved me a shitload of trouble LOL. Been mongering for a few years but lurking the site the last 3 months or so. First experience was at Mimi Spa back in its golden days (for those of you who knew Linda's sexy as a LOL). From there bounced around Wei Spa if any of you remember Sunshine; she used to be at Mimi's as well. Michelle's had some cuties but was hit and miss. Know Knotts has been pleasantly surprising though I have to say I disagree with whoever said Cherry was the best GFE some time ago. She was definitely bubbly but I'll take Tiffany over her. I had a phenomenal experience there a few years ago with a skinny K girl but I can't remember her name to save my life LOL.

There used to be a spa next to the gem and bead mall that had this japanese gal that had this porn star type of hotness and lived up to my fantasies. A spa, Genesis which is no longer around (PB) were the other spots I had good times at.

More recently (December 2018- May 2019) visited Aria and Mercury Spa and although the lineup isn't as young, the service I've had is phenomenal. Joy Spa had this thicc Latina that was sexy and knew her way around a cock LOL. A spa had this MILF with tats but service was meh. Mimi's is a sham of its former self. I'll try to think of more but that's it for now.

Cheers.

[Bwetfan]

I only visit San Diego for business, but she has a personality to where she doesn't have a problem telling someone no.

I offered more money before to test the waters and she was very firm on that.

Well, lucky you (and I mean that in a good way). .

[Freedo]

It's a YMMV for repeat customers, I'd bet. If she figures out your review led to the additional requests, your mileage may get a lot worse. 😆.

I only visit San Diego for business, but she has a personality to where she doesn't have a problem telling someone no.

I offered more money before to test the waters and she was very firm on that.