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**JustAGuy2869** · 08-18-19 15:09

Originally Posted by RubForNut [View Original Post]

Kristen advertisers under massage. She is near Vandalia in a decent neighborhood. It looks like she lives with a older man. I went for a massage and HE. I payed up front. I won't do that again even though I know better. I payed for a hour. House is kinda messy inside and has a slight smell of cats or dogs. She left her clothes on and gave a half ass massage for about 15 minutes. She started saying that her grandpa was on his was home so she wanted me to flip and get me off before he got there. I flipped she left her clothes on and gave a good slow BBBJ. At this point I just wanted to bust and get out of there before someone did show up. She has some big tits that would be nice to to slide between. I won't go back. Horrible massage and a rush job. BBBJ was ok though.

Thanks for the heads up. Was going to see her but you just saved me $, kudos.

**Below Me** · 08-18-19 12:32

Pay up front, EVER! No matter her reasons. Just walk away if they demand it. This will happen every single time. Make up some story about someone coming home and you have to hurry up and finish. You'll never get what you thought you were paying for, EVER!

Originally Posted by RubForNut [View Original Post]

Kristen advertisers under massage. She is near Vandalia in a decent neighborhood. It looks like she lives with a older man. I went for a massage and HE. I payed up front. I won't do that again even though I know better. I payed for a hour. House is kinda messy inside and has a slight smell of cats or dogs. She left her clothes on and gave a half ass massage for about 15 minutes. She started saying that her grandpa was on his was home so she wanted me to flip and get me off before he got there. I flipped she left her clothes on and gave a good slow BBBJ. At this point I just wanted to bust and get out of there before someone did show up. She has some big tits that would be nice to to slide between. I won't go back. Horrible massage and a rush job. BBBJ was ok though.

**Colapo9421** · 08-18-19 11:05

Originally Posted by RubForNut [View Original Post]

Kristen advertisers under massage. She is near Vandalia in a decent neighborhood. It looks like she lives with a older man. I went for a massage and HE. I payed up front. I won't do that again even though I know better. I payed for a hour. House is kinda messy inside and has a slight smell of cats or dogs. She left her clothes on and gave a half ass massage for about 15 minutes. She started saying that her grandpa was on his was home so she wanted me to flip and get me off before he got there. I flipped she left her clothes on and gave a good slow BBBJ. At this point I just wanted to bust and get out of there before someone did show up. She has some big tits that would be nice to to slide between. I won't go back. Horrible massage and a rush job. BBBJ was ok though.

Basically the same lie that she told me. Again, I don't recommend giving this lady any business but if you do DO NOT pay upfront or for more than a QV.

**RubForNut** · 08-18-19 00:32

Kristen advertisers under massage. She is near Vandalia in a decent neighborhood. It looks like she lives with a older man. I went for a massage and HE. I payed up front. I won't do that again even though I know better. I payed for a hour. House is kinda messy inside and has a slight smell of cats or dogs. She left her clothes on and gave a half ass massage for about 15 minutes. She started saying that her grandpa was on his was home so she wanted me to flip and get me off before he got there. I flipped she left her clothes on and gave a good slow BBBJ. At this point I just wanted to bust and get out of there before someone did show up. She has some big tits that would be nice to to slide between. I won't go back. Horrible massage and a rush job. BBBJ was ok though.

**MartyDog** · 08-17-19 21:26

Originally Posted by WyattDusty [View Original Post]

I made arrangements to see Maddy this past weekend. Communication was good at first, then it took almost 45 minutes to reply once I let her know I was headed that way. She finally replied and said her phone had died. Once I arrived, it was very welcoming and at ease. I had an hour and from previous reviews knew I wouldn't be rushed. GFE, BBBJ, covered everything else.

I'm usually not a GFE, or DATY kind of guy. Has anyone else that has seen her lately ended up sick? Strep throat, specifically. I'm not saying it was her, but I hadn't kissed or shared saliva with anyone else prior. I had a really good time with her and would definitely see her again.

I had no ill effects from our time together.

**Thwack** · 08-17-19 17:35

I had some extra time today, so I decided to take advantage of the 55 QV special she was advertising. She responded promptly to my text and gave good directions. I arrived at her incall promptly. She came to the door wearing panties and a smile. I like her appearance, which is larger than some other women, but works just fine for me. She's attractive, and blunt. We got right to business. I told her I wanted the quick visit. That was fine, so she grabbed a cover, put it on me and bent over.

I'm not as young as I once was, and I had some difficulty. Maybe it was the distraction of the messy house, being with a new person, I don't know. I asked her for a little help, and offered to pay more if she did. She said she would take more money, but wouldn't give head or do anything else to help. I realized that if I wanted a woman to take my money and not give me head, I could go home. So I did. I gave her 60, and she complained that I didn't give her 80. She said she was going to blackball me so that I couldn't get dates in the future. That would be a shame.

I don't think she's a bad provider, and I certainly don't believe the negative reviews she got a couple months ago from a disgruntled customer. Sometimes two people just don't click. Especially when they are strangers. I think that's what happened to me. I also think I was expecting BBBJ, she was expecting to do almost nothing because she was getting a reduced price. You get what you pay for.

**Sad Sack** · 08-17-19 16:53

Originally Posted by FlorenceGuy [View Original Post]

My experience was just the opposite. She gave me her location the night before and when I arrived a little early, she told me to come on in. I asked her to wear her heels and do some dance moves which she did then she layed on the bed and did some moves like she was on a strip stage. Good show and got my pecker hard. Did some DATY which she seemed to enjoy and then some mish. She seemed to squirt right away and when I released my load, she squirted again. Will definitely repeat!!

Monica is well known for ghosting. She is also well known for being a fun time when you are able to connect. Whether you will see her after making an appointment is a coin flip. I always have a backup plan when scheduling with her.

**DeMarc** · 08-17-19 00:17

Originally Posted by BigBoBj2 [View Original Post]

Met her the other day for what was supposed to be an incall and got hit with the classic "Oh my mom just got here we can just go in your car" foolishly I agreed. She also didn't have a very safe place to park IMO I wasn't very comfortable. Price was pretty low. But oral skills were sub-par. She's out in huber heights if anyone is interested but I wouldn't recommend. Not very cute kind of tall. Dark hair wears a lot of make up to cover up probable damage from use. Even noticed she had it on her arms / hands. But she's cheap so do what you want YMMV.

She also sent pics without any issues. One of which was in a bathing suit, I could have sworn I'd seen before but could just be a common bathing suit. I didn't say anything about it. The pics she sends seem to be her but not very recent or she just really prepared to take them bc I was not impressed when I saw her in person in any way shape or form.

Stay safe BBBJ2.

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Definitely stay away from this one. You were lucky. Pushes car dates but will grab and run. Looks nothing like pics. Think Freddy Krueger and Lurch combined. Hard user. Has a black guy who handles her it seems. Skills are not there. Looks are definitely not there either. Cheap and for a good reason!

**Unbelheathen** · 08-16-19 16:29

Finally caught up with her. Excellent as always and spent an unrushed hour after giving her a ride to new locations. If you have her number, now is the time to try a text and see what you can set up. She's got a place.

**Florence Guy** · 08-16-19 15:09

Originally Posted by HobbyIstDude [View Original Post]

After reading a few good reviews I decided to give her a try. She was very responsive via text and we set up a time for that evening. But when the time came she went dark on me. No response since. I've heard she's a little flaky. Anyone have a similar experience with her?

My experience was just the opposite. She gave me her location the night before and when I arrived a little early, she told me to come on in. I asked her to wear her heels and do some dance moves which she did then she layed on the bed and did some moves like she was on a strip stage. Good show and got my pecker hard. Did some DATY which she seemed to enjoy and then some mish. She seemed to squirt right away and when I released my load, she squirted again. Will definitely repeat!!

**HobbyIstDude** · 08-16-19 08:51

After reading a few good reviews I decided to give her a try. She was very responsive via text and we set up a time for that evening. But when the time came she went dark on me. No response since. I've heard she's a little flaky. Anyone have a similar experience with her?

**BigJay69** · 08-16-19 08:05

Originally Posted by Neegan [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her?

Is it even female?

Have not seen this one in the hobby. But she is real and a she have seen her many times at a store and gym. I tried once but she is very cautious and I wasnt giving up a face pic. I offered to meet locally at a park to break the ice but it was a no go. Not sure if her husband is around when play time happens but he is a total asshat from what I have heard. So I stopped communicating and moved on.

**BigBoBj2** · 08-16-19 04:43

Originally Posted by Colapo9421 [View Original Post]

I TOFTT with Kristen number ending in 7935, she sent me a pic and I had her take a similar verification selfie. Reasonable rates quoted and she was cooperative so when I arrived I foolishly gave up the donation prior to the deed being done. We agreed to three pops she delivered one before coming up with some lame excuse about why she had to leave for a moment but I could come back and we could finish. I didn't argue, the 1. 6 wasn't worth the hassle. So she is a rip off in my book guys but if you do see her which I don't recommend, No Money up front / and nothing more than a QV. Because she is simply trying to get what she can out of you before she speedily sends you on your way, her menu is vast. I enjoyed a lackluster BBBJ & BBFS/CIP before my appointment was cut short. Again I do not recommend seeing this woman, she is a rip-off but if you cant resist she will probably let you do whatever within a QV.

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Be safe out there guys and never forget the rules!

I saw her roughly a year ago give or take a few months. I believe she's in vandalia in a house not far from the highway at least when I saw her. Went for a massage with extras for a reasonably low rate. When I got there there were a few cats, house was not clean but also not filthy from what I saw a little cluttered. Looked like she probably lived there with an older man maybe a whole family. Didn't have a massage table to no surprise at all. Offered to do massage on bed which I'm cool with until I saw a bug (which I'm no exterminator) but to me looked like a flea or tick. Can't remember which one bc of how long ago it was. So then I opted for the chair / bench which is probably for the older dude that lives with to help get him in and out of bed probably helps get him dressed or something like that. (I'm also not a caretaker) just seemed like something you'd only find in an older or physically disabled persons home. Chose that bc it wasn't cloth. Finished with a CBJ and a dip between her tits. BJ was ok for having a cover. (I guess after the bug situation I just assumed she was dirty bc I'm kind of paranoid at times when it comes to cleanliness of these providers and their incall spots) I'm pretty sure I opted out of the full service offer. Definitely not a repeat for me either and I know I definitely didn't give her anymore than. 5 maybe. 4 or. 45. I'm pretty sure I've read about her full on ripping somebody off by having some dude come home or from another room and chasing them off. I could be wrong or confused so feel free to correct me if so. Either way it didn't happen to me so I can't vouch for it. Plus I've been a little picky for a while I've had a few utrs from some apps I frequent so I might just be getting a little more spoiled than I realized. Anyways stay safe. Especially with the risk of some handlers / pimps / boyfriend's whatever you want to call them be prepared to protect yourself. Losing a couple bucks not a big deal but you never know when somebody might take it a step further and try to get your keys or something like that. If you aren't armed consider carrying pepper spray or something. You never know with some of these junkies out here. Everyone has a different opinion on these situations but drugs make people unpredictable. Could be a simple cash and dash could be a stolen car and cash. Could get attacked and thrown in your own trunk. Just follow your instincts and be on guard.

**WyattDusty** · 08-15-19 21:44

I made arrangements to see Maddy this past weekend. Communication was good at first, then it took almost 45 minutes to reply once I let her know I was headed that way. She finally replied and said her phone had died. Once I arrived, it was very welcoming and at ease. I had an hour and from previous reviews knew I wouldn't be rushed. GFE, BBBJ, covered everything else.

I'm usually not a GFE, or DATY kind of guy. Has anyone else that has seen her lately ended up sick? Strep throat, specifically. I'm not saying it was her, but I hadn't kissed or shared saliva with anyone else prior. I had a really good time with her and would definitely see her again.

**Colapo9421** · 08-15-19 17:20

I TOFTT with Kristen number ending in 7935, she sent me a pic and I had her take a similar verification selfie. Reasonable rates quoted and she was cooperative so when I arrived I foolishly gave up the donation prior to the deed being done. We agreed to three pops she delivered one before coming up with some lame excuse about why she had to leave for a moment but I could come back and we could finish. I didn't argue, the 1. 6 wasn't worth the hassle. So she is a rip off in my book guys but if you do see her which I don't recommend, No Money up front / and nothing more than a QV. Because she is simply trying to get what she can out of you before she speedily sends you on your way, her menu is vast. I enjoyed a lackluster BBBJ & BBFS/CIP before my appointment was cut short. Again I do not recommend seeing this woman, she is a rip-off but if you cant resist she will probably let you do whatever within a QV.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=93617&cityid=353

Be safe out there guys and never forget the rules!