Massage Parlor Reports

**Frank Digitola** · 08-05-19 23:22

Originally Posted by DoctorDoctor [View Original Post]

I was like waiting for it, waiting for it. No, not the way you described. May warrant a second visit.

It's an external prostate massage. Apparently you can stimulate the prostate by exerting enough pressure on the taint, pubic bone, or even the abdomen. As I was reading, I saw some cheeky sexologist refer to it as a back door way to avoid the back door. And I thought my jokes were bad. The sexologist went on to state that this is a good tactic to implement on a brah who would feel uncomfortable with a woman trying to access his prostate through his angus. I hope Lucy didn't choose the external method out of fear that I would be uncomfortable. Little does she know, I couldn't count on all the hands of all the Asian cuties who've stuck a finger in my angus, how many Asian cuties have stuck their finger in my angus. Wait Wut?

Frankie.

**DoctorDoctor** · 08-05-19 22:32

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

Did she push on the mysterious, instant erection, taint buttons none of us knew we had? I'm still tripped out over that. LOL.

Frankie.

I was like waiting for it, waiting for it. No, not the way you described. May warrant a second visit.

**RustyMuffler** · 08-05-19 22:32

I too was confused when I first encountered the term NOVA. And it did not help that the first time I ran across it was here in the USASG Northern Virginia forum. But after quite some time of confusion, and deducing it must mean a HJ, I finally ran across a definition. It may be apocryphal, but the term was described as an acronym for: No Oral, Vagina, Anal.

That definition could be dubious, but it is accurate. And as far as I can tell it is only coincidental that, at least at the time I first encountered the term, a NOVA seemed to be all one could possibly get at a NoVA AMP. Things seemed to have opened up a bit here the last few years. Or at least more open menus are now more widely reported in the area. I don't know how widespread the acronym is outside of the DMV area.

The alternate definition for a standard Nova is an older model Chevy with a stick.

Originally Posted by Bentaki [View Original Post]

Sorry to be misleading. No I didn't get FS at Top on that visit (but have often on other visits, though only with Sonny and Vicky, who both seem to have moved on). I got a naked girl (Anna) within 2 minutes of walking in, TS, mutual roaming and light kissing, DATY (she asks to be licked, lays down and spreads it open) camel slide and COP finish.

I see repeated mentions here of 'standard NOVA finish' but have no idea what that means. How is anyone defining this term? I assume it's no more or less than a hand job, maybe proceeded by some light touch. Some AMP girls do it with intense eye contact, mouth contact, dirty talk, legs open permitting moderate or full FIV, etc. , but if it's not FS then it's just a HJ right, regardless if it's in northern Virginia or elsewhere?

**VaughnBraun** · 08-05-19 21:57

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

Did she push on the mysterious, instant erection, taint buttons none of us knew we had? I'm still tripped out over that. LOL.

Frankie.

Yeah, Frankie. I totally forgot to mention Lucy's direct pressure on the man taint I did not know I possessed.

Amazing!

Vaughn.

**SuzhiLang** · 08-05-19 21:40

Originally Posted by DoctorDoctor [View Original Post]

Wow! One of the top three massages I've received. When you guys said she can go strong / deep, you weren't kidding. Unlike June where I'd leave with bruises, Lucy went deeper without bruising. The finish was good. She's playful.

I recommend at least one visit to experience what true Thai / deep tissue massage is about.

Can you please share Lucy's ad? I saw one post on bedpage, but it was under Lucy and Van, and I am not sure if this is the same Lucy.

**Frank Digitola** · 08-05-19 18:15

Originally Posted by DoctorDoctor [View Original Post]

Wow! One of the top three massages I've received. When you guys said she can go strong / deep, you weren't kidding. Unlike June where I'd leave with bruises, Lucy went deeper without bruising. The finish was good. She's playful.

I recommend at least one visit to experience what true Thai / deep tissue massage is about.

Did she push on the mysterious, instant erection, taint buttons none of us knew we had? I'm still tripped out over that. LOL.

Frankie.

**DoctorDoctor** · 08-05-19 17:13

Wow! One of the top three massages I've received. When you guys said she can go strong / deep, you weren't kidding. Unlike June where I'd leave with bruises, Lucy went deeper without bruising. The finish was good. She's playful.

I recommend at least one visit to experience what true Thai / deep tissue massage is about.

**Bentaki** · 08-05-19 16:56

Originally Posted by GilBang [View Original Post]

You got FS at Top? Top as in the one on Rt. 7 down the road from Tysons? If so, the last time I went to Top, several months ago, I didn't get anything but standard nova.

Sorry to be misleading. No I didn't get FS at Top on that visit (but have often on other visits, though only with Sonny and Vicky, who both seem to have moved on). I got a naked girl (Anna) within 2 minutes of walking in, TS, mutual roaming and light kissing, DATY (she asks to be licked, lays down and spreads it open) camel slide and COP finish.

I see repeated mentions here of 'standard NOVA finish' but have no idea what that means. How is anyone defining this term? I assume it's no more or less than a hand job, maybe proceeded by some light touch. Some AMP girls do it with intense eye contact, mouth contact, dirty talk, legs open permitting moderate or full FIV, etc. , but if it's not FS then it's just a HJ right, regardless if it's in northern Virginia or elsewhere?

**Billary Clinto** · 08-05-19 16:09

Originally Posted by GirthVaderVa [View Original Post]

Was searching for any recent reviews on Leah from FHOH. Or for any reviews on FHOH as a whole and stumbled on this ad from January. I checked the link which lead to another https://cityxguide.com/reviews/leah-149692/ which got me wondering if this was the same Leah from FHOH. I plan to reach out to her today and will report back. If this is her she has some nice teddies. Frank this may be an option for you.

They are very different! I have seen both, Leah from fhoh just a few weeks ago. Springfield Leah is a little more fit with better teddies, not as good as Vivian's but def good target practice. FHOh Leah is easy going, where my experience with Springfield Leah was more business. Both get the job done and white gems are hard to find.

**NotMikeSmith** · 08-05-19 11:38

Originally Posted by NeroMancer01 [View Original Post]

From my experience it seems that many advertise as NURU but it is based on thier interpretation. I went to one "NURU" experience and it was just a body slide. I have yet to see an affordable place or provider that gives close to authentic NURU. If you find one, please do share. Thanks.

Lynn in Richmond will nuru you. https://www.eros.com/virginia/files/772849.htm.

Incall is her house in suburbs-- interesting set-up inside. Prior owner converted a large room at back of house to include a extra large hottub.

My nuru dream with her (about 1-2 yrs ago): Start soak in hottub naked together. Then, on the floor she has an inflatable wide raft you lay on- I think it was in a rectangular short blow-up pool on the floor. She has large containers of the nuru juice, which you uses liberally. Then, slip & slide! The massage was pretty good, but the sliding is the best part.

Reasonable prices. She's attractive (accurate pics), esp if you like taller milfs, & had fun personality.

**FreddyCrougar** · 08-05-19 10:07

Here is one, if you search the numbers on the add you will find a couple providers. I think it's a group of girls. I had a pretty good Nuru from one a while back. Wondering if anyone has recently experienced.

https://massage.eros.com/washington_...es/1233440.htm

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

I cannot find that particular ad, I enjoy nuru myself if you share the entire number by DM I can maybe help out.

**PilotAviator** · 08-05-19 09:11

Tara is well reviewed because she is a very nice, exceptionally well-skilled in massage Thai provider. What matters to me is she is a caring lady who gives the best massage -- and she has a smile that rivals the brightness of the stars.

Her studio apt in Annandale is always clean -- she is always happy to see her customers.

As others have recently reported, she has lost weight over the past several months (20-some pounds) - she looks great -- some describe her as a small-bbw (but, that is nebulous -- however, she is not a spinner if that matters to you). A beautiful face and curvy, well-proportioned figure.

Her massage studio has a large, very comfortable table. Her massage technique is Thai-stretching and deep-tissue with Swedish massage strokes along the back and legs. She worked out every knot.

On the flip, more leg massage and stretching (with humorous, tweeks to the fun-parts that responded to the massage by awakening and rising to the occasion.

The sensual part does not disappoint.

Tara does not rush -- and is happy for some social conversation during / after as long as she is not busy.

I have repeated -- and will again.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**NeroMancer01** · 08-05-19 00:24

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

I cannot find that particular ad, I enjoy nuru myself if you share the entire number by DM I can maybe help out

.

From my experience it seems that many advertise as NURU but it is based on thier interpretation. I went to one "NURU" experience and it was just a body slide. I have yet to see an affordable place or provider that gives close to authentic NURU. If you find one, please do share. Thanks.

**NeroMancer01** · 08-05-19 00:12

Originally Posted by Backrub321 [View Original Post]

Are you talking about Rt1 Potomac Therapy? That's in the other direction (north) and on the other side (west).

Or are you talking about a yet-to-be-discovered place, south of Lustine and on the east side of 1?

Sorry, buddy, it was late that night but I thought about it hard and I remembered the place <https://ff-massage-manassas.business.site (8025 Centreville Rd, Manassas, VA 20111). The woman was probably high 20's low 30's. Not sure how other table showers are but they have this special table shower at this place. It's called a Vichy Shower. Many posts I have read seem to get the TS before the massage. This place gave it to me after. Which was nice because I was all oiled up and I had their scent on me It was my first so I did not know the protocols. Her massage technique was actually nice and really got me worked up and I tried to get her to give me a HJ but she told me to do it and she just worked around to get me excited. It was really sexy. I tried to talk her into doing it but she seemed a bit hesitant as if someone was watching her. But if I knew better I could have probably talked to her and tipped to get it. At the end I tipped her. 2 and she gave me a glass of water, a warm hug and I was on my way.

**TheOuroboros** · 08-04-19 23:50

I swore off new paradise ages ago after a distasteful visit. But after a rough day at work with stress taking a 5 iron to your back for 12 hours I wanted a good massage and a place to blow off steam and since this Franconia AMP is on the way home I thought I'd stop by to kill an hour.

I got Julie who was an older (probably 50's) big eyed Korean, not thin but not fat, long black hair in a ponytail. She was wearing a pink shirt and clearly no bra underneath since her sagging tits were peaking through the damn thing. To be honest I wasn't even feeling it and while working me to the room I got cold feet and asked to leave and lied to her said I'll come back some other time, was hoping for someone else tbh. She goaded me into staying and said "try me try me you don't know until you try I give you good massage I take care of you" blah blah blah, after some back and forth I decided to listen to junior and kicked logic to the curb. Paid the. 8 house fee stripped down and got the works. Table shower, decent massage, hard as requested but I don't know if I'm in a funk but frankly wasn't feeling it today.

I dozed off into a dream after 35-40 min and that's when her clothes came off and the body2 body rub began in short tenure. She had a bit of a belly from age and her boobs def had some wear and tear. I flipped and began to nurse on her chewy nips. It was the bare minimum but was enough to raise the flag. She began a soft hand tease over the shaft and balls and did that totally obvious fake BJ simulation which honestly does nothing but piss me off. Either jack me off or give me the real thing. I hate being lied to and tricked. So she could clearly tell I wasn't enjoying her swan dance and quickly pivoted to the jackhammer while getting on top of me so I could play with her tits and lick some puss. It was enough to get me to finally release that edge. She cleaned me up and did some light stretching before sending me off for the evening.

I tipped her. 6 and her smile immediately faded. I think would have made her less angry if I murdered her child. She said "I Work hard for you this it?" Except Im getting too old for this shit and with it a bit wiser, but not too wise since a true monger legend would have walked out with that initial instinct and saved his money altogether. I lied and said it was all I have on me. But I'm trying to be better at not dumping my wallet on mediocre service. I mean at other places I can get the real nonsimulated experience for 2 more jacksons so what is with the sour attitude when you're only pretending to lick the lollipop. Anyway it was a reminder Why I stopped coming here. Typical NOVA hijinks. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

As always YMMV but here's my 2 cents.