Massage Parlor Reports

[GornyHuy]

If you are looking to get extras and keep the friendly attitude, dump the groupons. They are for regular civilians looking for something legit and nothing more. I don't know what the deal is with some AMPs advertising groupons but I think it's more or less as a cover to keep themselves off of LE radar, to seem like they are a legit operations without any funny business going on. Plus a provider will likely assess that if you are using a groupon, it's not worth the extra effort for anything beyond a legit massage and they will be wasting their time with someone trying t use coupons for a massage. No offense to you, just a reality I have seen on the boards with providers' attitude going sour when presented with groupons.

No, I think you are absolutely right! I only tried it because I saw another report on here that used a groupon and was successful. To their credit, I salvaged it by paying the extra fee and all was forgiven, but won't be doing the groupon thing for anything other than legit massages in the future.

On the other hand, I see a ton of promotions for AMPs on Groupon, some with a pretty high count, so they seem to use that promotional channel pretty aggressively. Something about it must be working for them from a business perspective.

[Serpico99]

Finally got a chance to celebrate the beginning of the summer season in Gaithersburg and had a lovely time.

A few weeks ago I picked up a couple of $40 groupons but had my doubts as to how happily they would be received. I called ahead but forgot to mention the groupon deal, so when I mentioned it and showed the barcode on my phone the mood instantly went from warm and friendly to kind of chilly and. Disapproving. It was a bit weird how immediate the reaction was to a deal that presumably they paid for as a promotional deal.

If you are looking to get extras and keep the friendly attitude, dump the groupons. They are for regular civilians looking for something legit and nothing more. I don't know what the deal is with some AMPs advertising groupons but I think it's more or less as a cover to keep themselves off of LE radar, to seem like they are a legit operations without any funny business going on. Plus a provider will likely assess that if you are using a groupon, it's not worth the extra effort for anything beyond a legit massage and they will be wasting their time with someone trying t use coupons for a massage. No offense to you, just a reality I have seen on the boards with providers' attitude going sour when presented with groupons.

[GornyHuy]

Finally got a chance to celebrate the beginning of the summer SEASON in Gaithersburg and had a lovely time.

A few weeks ago I picked up a couple of $40 groupons but had my doubts as to how happily they would be received. I called ahead but forgot to mention the groupon deal, so when I mentioned it and showed the barcode on my phone the mood instantly went from warm and friendly to kind of chilly and. Disapproving. It was a bit weird how immediate the reaction was to a deal that presumably they paid for as a promotional deal.

Anyway, just as was mentioned not too long ago, mamasan immediately (frowningly) said something like "you want to pay $10 extra?" I acted confused but still positive and happy and said something like "Umm, okay. What is that about? Do you recommend I pay $10 extra?

She then dropped almost all pretense and said "You want naked massage? $10 extra. " At this point I wanted to keep everyone happy, so I said (very happy sounding) "Oh sure, no problem, that sounds good. " and handed her a tenner.

That seemed to soothe the savage beast because all was forgiven and she took me back to the room. (My house fee was now $50, which is still a good deal even for strictly legit massage, however no big surprise that groupon is bullshit).

Anyway, luck of the draw gave me Maya who seemed a bit older, but I would say early 40's and still pretty and shapely. She gave a pretty damn good therapeutic massage and was very sweet and friendly and made a ton of body contact and way more than incidental contact with the balls and butt and thighs, and all but got rid of the draping. She allowed plenty of touching and roaming during the massage, and then on the flip she spent some time attempting to flirt and compliment with totally broken english. No direct conversation was made about it, but a standard finish with good technique and tons of roaming including UTC magically happened. She kept stroking for a while afterward and making kind of intense eye contact and sort of close face proximity, so all in all a nice technique.

After a thorough clean up and finishing massage moves she and the front desk lady spent time with more flirting and compliments and everyone seemed really happy and friendly and cool.

I tipped $45 for the extra TLC so total damage including house fee was $95.

I still have the second groupon. But next time I'll just stick the 10 out on top of my phone right away or something to defuse the cheapskate tension.

Very nice time.

[BackInTheCut]

Went back to MS near Giant at clopper and 124. Walked in and Abby was waiting. She is attractive and in her late 20's / early 30's? Led me to room, had to wait a long time for her to come back (10 min? I laid on top of sheets (always get hot under blanket). She had me get under just sheet so she could do Shiatzu beginning. Abby has small hands but they are good. She is able to communicate basic things like "harder" and "softer". I went with 90 minutes for 80 bucks and tipped 40 on top. Massage was top quality, great combo of deep tissue and light touch, shiatzu and swedish. Once she got the oil going she melted every muscle group systematically. On flip she sat on the right side of my leg and massaged my stomach, moved down to below the belt and provided a business-like hand release. She smiled and was into it but it was def part of the massage, more of a Russian provider feel. I opted for hands behind my head over trying to reach out and grab her leg or something. I find that when providers are standoffish best to let them set boundaries (that way they don't rush it). Exactly what I was looking for, CMT quality massage, light on the sensual with release. After she did my head, quads and feet. Chop-chop-chop, all done. Time was def short, especially if you count the 10 min wait. I'm ok with 3-5 but when I'm paying more than a dollar a minute all in I do want all my time. Probably will go back to see her, will mention the time when she walks in next time, maybe show her what 90 minutes is on clock right there.

[BackInTheCut]

Grown old version of BHC down the street at Cornelian. I recommend. All providers give similar top quality CMT experiences with nonchalant, unspoken hand release at the end. They point at your hard dick and say something like, "you want?" in thick Russian accent after they rub your inner thigh and ballsack for 10 minutes before the flip. They were my first with their ad in Washingtonian. Masha. She was hot back then. Lina, who works Fri-Sun has always been my Cornelian fav. Great finishing technique. High Hourly rate for what they're offering but they're open. Haven't been in a while, possible they could scoop up a couple of the younger BHC providers. PM me if you have updates on anyone young and new there within last year.

Longtime lurker and future contributor now that my go to spot has closed down. Anyone know if Bethesda Therapeutic is still running or are they taking it easy?

I'll write a post mortem about BHC and my dreams. I saw 2 ladies who both gave great massages. One was older who went by the name Tanya maybe? She was great with lots of teasing and mutual touching. HE was great. Mary on the other hand was also great but a lot less teasing and no touching.

[SpicySticks]

BHC is definitely closed. I wish that I knew where the new establishment is located, but MC is dry.

So BHC is gone, the Asians in the town center are gone, am I going to have to start driving to Northern VA?

[BigCoolie]

BHC is definitely closed. I wish that I knew where the new establishment is located, but MC is dry.

Longtime lurker and future contributor now that my go to spot has closed down. Anyone know if Bethesda Therapeutic is still running or are they taking it easy?

I'll write a post mortem about BHC and my dreams. I saw 2 ladies who both gave great massages. One was older who went by the name Tanya maybe? She was great with lots of teasing and mutual touching. HE was great. Mary on the other hand was also great but a lot less teasing and no touching.

[JRavensLoot]

Recently saw some very suggestive ads showing up in some of the other sites for Zen Garden Day Spa in Germantown. Reminded me of the old CL and BP ads that were not attempting to be therapeutic at all. Decided to TWFTT and check it out.

Unfortunately, there was no indication of any extras here at all. Maybe with the right masseuse or something, but I got no vibes in that direction whatsoever.

On the plus side, she was tall and thin and young-ish looking, had very strong hands and good deep tissue technique. Almost too strong at time, which I like.

Also on the plus side, she didn't react badly when I did the no drape thing when she first walked in, and then she was very relaxed with draping.

BUT. Nothing even a little bit flirty, avoided body contact, no chit chat, didn't respond to 'accidental' touch at all, etc.

And for the record, I'm usually pretty successful if there is a chance at all. In pretty good shape and have certain characteristics that disarms any suspicions.

So. Sorry, either I got the very straight laced gal, or this place isn't selling what it is advertising.

Had the exact same experience, one guy said he got lucky there but so far I've been twice and had practically the same experience.

[ChipsAhoy 1]

Stopped by during lunch and heard Jenny was now working there. She was at Lan Foot Spa but moved.

The beautiful ladies at the reception desk were top notch and took me back to a nice room but small.

Jenny welcomed me and was glad I found her there. She did not disappoint.

Any others I should request there?

[TBone 123]

Longtime lurker and future contributor now that my go to spot has closed down. Anyone know if Bethesda Therapeutic is still running or are they taking it easy?

I'll write a post mortem about BHC and my dreams. I saw 2 ladies who both gave great massages. One was older who went by the name Tanya maybe? She was great with lots of teasing and mutual touching. HE was great. Mary on the other hand was also great but a lot less teasing and no touching.

[SuperJimmyC]

Great Advice!

IRRC within the last year or so a secret service person was questioned coming out of one of the hotels near Whiskey Bottom Rd in Laurel and he told the cops what he was doing and I guess he thought they would let him walk. But they didn't.

In my career I guess I could have been stopped and questioned. Coming from visits at hotels. At least 8 times. But it has never happened.

I know of one escort who told me she was approached by cops and they told her that they watched 5 different guys enter her room that day and she ought to leave the area or she was going to get busted. She now operates in another part of the DMV.

If I'm ever stopped I have absolutely nothing to say.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

I think it might be a good time to remind everyone that if you don't admit to a crime, they'll be unable to charge you, unable to arrest you, etc. Stops like this 99.99999% of the time the cops have nothing, zero evidence, until you give it to them.

If you're stopped and asked what you did in a place, you got a massage. That's completely true and also not a crime. If they keep pressing you, say you're uncomfortable with their line of questioning and want to consult a lawyer. That will end it immediately.

Never ever do what the guy in the article did. Don't lie to the police (that's a crime too, obstruction). Say you got a massage, demand a lawyer. You will walk. If everyone did this 100% of the time, no one would ever get busted.

[Tom McAn]

Looks like some more LE activity in MoCo.

https://www.localdvm.com/news/i-270/...cpd/2043944782

The crackdown on the hobby continues in Montgomery County many years after it started. That's crazy. It isn't as if Montgomery County police have a shortage of other crimes to investigate. And hobbying shouldn't even be a crime in the first place.

Also, I couldn't help but notice the police state tactics that were used to gather evidence. Hopefully a judge will throw out that evidence following the recent rulings in the Robert Kraft case down in Florida.

[NotMe00]

Looks like some more LE activity in MoCo.

https://www.localdvm.com/news/i-270/...cpd/2043944782

I think it might be a good time to remind everyone that if you don't admit to a crime, they'll be unable to charge you, unable to arrest you, etc. Stops like this 99.99999% of the time the cops have nothing, zero evidence, until you give it to them.

If you're stopped and asked what you did in a place, you got a massage. That's completely true and also not a crime. If they keep pressing you, say you're uncomfortable with their line of questioning and want to consult a lawyer. That will end it immediately.

Never ever do what the guy in the article did. Don't lie to the police (that's a crime too, obstruction). Say you got a massage, demand a lawyer. You will walk. If everyone did this 100% of the time, no one would ever get busted.

[JT5383]

Looks like some more LE activity in MoCo.

https://www.localdvm.com/news/i-270/...cpd/2043944782

[Tom McAn]

I have spent the last couple weeks trying to recover Numbers from the "old days" and the "new". Before the major renovations to our beloved adventures, there were a few exciting places to park our weary minds and bodies for an hour. Now we have become more discreet and almost laughable. There were older ladies of many colors, and ages and physical shapes. I miss those. Now there are more quiet women. No one wants to be hooked up with traffic problems hence I look for older women who are more promiscuous and "quiet". HELP. LOL.

Montgomery County was a great place to monger in the late 1990's and early 2000's until the big crackdown began under a former county executive who later ran unsuccessfully for higher office. Since then there hasn't been a whole lot of action. If you're looking for older providers, there's Johana (sp?) and Michelle, who are Latinas, and Luba, a Ukrainian. However, Luba's service menu is quite limited. There should be information in the forum on all three.