The Prickyard

**NuruGurus** · 08-03-19 19:23

You mongers need new definitions.

As a man of caution, I always "sniff test" the goods with a little prior finger action before ever venturing south on a lady.

I'm amazed at how many reviews say clean and tastes great, yet my finger comes back with some offshoot turpentine with a yeasty acidic infection mixture of odors that could rip paint off the walls and send a household of cockroaches running for the hills.

Strangely enough, MILFY is the only provider I've met in town that smells nice and clean, though I didn't go downtown anyway due to her extremely high volume. (Won't let my dick near it, though I don't partake full service to begin with).

Sincerely,

Nuruguru.

P.S.: Seriously, what the fuck is that smell?

**CommonSteve666** · 08-03-19 17:17

Originally Posted by WreckItRight [View Original Post]

Its like when your family wants to go to an " escape room" or a game of clue that you really arent into. LOL I don't go to AMP's (not cause I look down on them, its just not my thing) but I have read the AMP section. Its like a mason lodge code or something, geese fly east secret hand shake. Its pretty comical.

Speaking of cryptic stuff, why do people "dream" when reporting? I can't imagine the police coming to your house and jailing you for saying "I banged some hog for 60 bucks. " Why oh why? Check out massage section in Columbia SC. I find that rather annoying.

**WreckItRight** · 08-03-19 12:29

Originally Posted by Fav6977 [View Original Post]

I am often amused by the "cryptic" nature of some posts. Some of you guys are very creative at certain descriptions. However, it can frustrating if one is not familiar with the location in question.

Its like when your family wants to go to an " escape room" or a game of clue that you really arent into. LOL I don't go to AMP's (not cause I look down on them, its just not my thing) but I have read the AMP section. Its like a mason lodge code or something, geese fly east secret hand shake. Its pretty comical.

**WreckItRight** · 08-03-19 12:25

Originally Posted by AaaGabriel812 [View Original Post]

Now this is a review:

This is White Knighting:

It's obvious that "a decent person" is a very broad term with you especially when you know the background.

Naw that's not white knighting. Its a very glowing review. But there is plenty of white knighting. Its usually behind the scenes and in the sugar forum. But they are easy to spot. This one dude is so proud of it, if you ignore him he'll Pm you and give himself away. LOL not to mention the damsel in distress rats him out LOL. I have learned to just ignore it.

**Admin2** · 08-03-19 07:42

Originally Posted by Hadan1334 [View Original Post]

Never heard of Eccie until the past few posts. I like the review format I saw, however I understand why you don't like them so detailed. Would you say it's good practice to ask a legitimate provider (obviously inform about scams and ripoffs) if they're okay with you posting a review and the level of detail she's okay with?

Also why is eccie not used more often? I feel like reviews like that would be very, very helpful.

Not if you wish to stop the never ending spread of GPS.

Write your review, if she doesn't like it then fuck somebody else.

Could you imagine asking your mechanic if he or she is ok with getting a review regarding their service?

A2.

**Fav6977** · 08-02-19 17:27

I am often amused by the "cryptic" nature of some posts. Some of you guys are very creative at certain descriptions. However, it can frustrating if one is not familiar with the location in question.

Originally Posted by Mmgeg1 [View Original Post]

I personally have never understood the whole AMP thing and why you need a decoder ring to figure them out.

**Fav6977** · 08-02-19 17:23

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That's the second time you have advocated this. Seriously, if you want to cut your nuts off and giftwrap them for the provider of your choice feel free but I'm not letting you spread that weak shit here.

Be a man, write what you want, if a chick doesn't like it then take that money and give it to a different chick.

A2

**Mmgeg1** · 08-01-19 19:32

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We had a conversation about this, I told you what would happen the next time you tried to curtail guys from posting.

In case you're wondering, shit like this is why there are not any female members on this forum. Some of you simply cannot stop trying to control guys. I get it, they pay more when they are stupid and scared. They pay A LOT more for A LOT less and that's good for you. That is not what this forum is. This forum is about men sharing information to maximize their experience with commercial sex.

When I let you come back I told you, SPECIFICALLY, not to do this.

I won't make that mistake again.

A2

**NuruGurus** · 08-01-19 16:46

This goes for every review. Kinda bullshit I got to ask repeatedly what's on the menu due to limited details in 30 reviews. Fucks sake, why don't people here use ECCIE.

Originally Posted by Untchbl [View Original Post]

There used to be a place way back they called Under the Sea. Under the Sea is a song from the little mermaid. A mermaid is the logo for starbucks. There was a starbucks next to the AMP. Fuck that boolshit, just tell me the name of the place so I can get my nut off.

I don't hobby anymore, but if I can jump on here to check some info for a friend and manage to figure out these places in 2 minutes then all the cloak and dagger shit is doing is frustrating someone.

Again:

Name of establishment.

Who you saw.

What did you get.

What you paid.

Don't care if you would repeat, I am not using your dick.

**Untchbl** · 08-01-19 13:45

There used to be a place way back they called Under the Sea. Under the Sea is a song from the little mermaid. A mermaid is the logo for starbucks. There was a starbucks next to the AMP. Fuck that boolshit, just tell me the name of the place so I can get my nut off.

I don't hobby anymore, but if I can jump on here to check some info for a friend and manage to figure out these places in 2 minutes then all the cloak and dagger shit is doing is frustrating someone.

Again:

Name of establishment.

Who you saw.

What did you get.

What you paid.

Don't care if you would repeat, I am not using your dick.

Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy [View Original Post]

AMP codes are bullshit, and any time I put a funny name in a title I at least give enough info that it's pretty damn obvious where I'm reporting on. Furthermore, is it really helpful to give a brief post of "had a good time will repeat" to anyone on the board? Why not share the nitty gritty to help other mongers know if they want to go or not, so as to save us all time and money? More help to mongers, and less wasted time, it's a win-win.

RBI.

**SpinAndWin85** · 08-01-19 13:13

Originally Posted by Untchbl [View Original Post]

In every other forum we give names, links, and info. Somehow AMP has become a game of hide and seek. Codenames are bullshit, we don't do it on any other forum. A2 specifically made a post months ago to stop the cryptic bullshit. This whole website is about posting information to get laid, the idea that the cops won't be able to figure it out is laughable. The rest of us slack jawed booger eating morons figured it out. If you take the time to post a reply, at least give the info they are looking for.

At least when I said "fuck your clues" I gave an address so they could get laid. Feel free to call out the noobs, but help some of the old gummers who may not be tech savvy enough so they can work the wrinkles out of there sausage.

Oh, and post count don't mean shit. Some of us don't have time to type all this shit so we just call each other or the providers to talk or meet up.

Couldn't have said it better. If you know the answer off the top of your head, just type and send. If not, STFU and move on. This hobby can be risky and stressful enough without getting berated by one of our own.

**RonBurgIndy** · 08-01-19 10:58

AMP codes are bullshit, and any time I put a funny name in a title I at least give enough info that it's pretty damn obvious where I'm reporting on. Furthermore, is it really helpful to give a brief post of "had a good time will repeat" to anyone on the board? Why not share the nitty gritty to help other mongers know if they want to go or not, so as to save us all time and money? More help to mongers, and less wasted time, it's a win-win.

RBI.

Originally Posted by Untchbl [View Original Post]

In every other forum we give names, links, and info. Somehow AMP has become a game of hide and seek. Codenames are bullshit, we don't do it on any other forum. A2 specifically made a post months ago to stop the cryptic bullshit. This whole website is about posting information to get laid, the idea that the cops won't be able to figure it out is laughable. The rest of us slack jawed booger eating morons figured it out. If you take the time to post a reply, at least give the info they are looking for.

At least when I said "fuck your clues" I gave an address so they could get laid. Feel free to call out the noobs, but help some of the old gummers who may not be tech savvy enough so they can work the wrinkles out of there sausage.

Oh, and post count don't mean shit. Some of us don't have time to type all this shit so we just call each other or the providers to talk or meet up.

**Untchbl** · 08-01-19 10:38

In every other forum we give names, links, and info. Somehow AMP has become a game of hide and seek. Codenames are bullshit, we don't do it on any other forum. A2 specifically made a post months ago to stop the cryptic bullshit. This whole website is about posting information to get laid, the idea that the cops won't be able to figure it out is laughable. The rest of us slack jawed booger eating morons figured it out. If you take the time to post a reply, at least give the info they are looking for.

At least when I said "fuck your clues" I gave an address so they could get laid. Feel free to call out the noobs, but help some of the old gummers who may not be tech savvy enough so they can work the wrinkles out of there sausage.

Oh, and post count don't mean shit. Some of us don't have time to type all this shit so we just call each other or the providers to talk or meet up.

Originally Posted by Jeast72 [View Original Post]

For a while now, there's been a lot of noob's simple questions that could have easily found by a quick forum or Google search. I've even seen one question that had just been answered a couple days earlier, the answer was still on the same page as the noob's question. I try to give info when I can by post or pm but get tired of seeing the same questions over and over. I've started ignoring a lot of these simple questions as have most of the rest of you, obviously, since most have been going unanswered lately. In this case, at least a means of finding the answer was pointed out. It's great to be helpful but it's not on us to do the work that someone else doesn't want to take the effort to do.

It's ironic that the one who started all the fuss about it barely posts anything. Sure hasn't been going out of his way to answer the questions. Probably would have ignored this one if the wording of your response hadn't pissed him off.

**Jeast72** · 08-01-19 05:57

For a while now, there's been a lot of noob's simple questions that could have easily found by a quick forum or Google search. I've even seen one question that had just been answered a couple days earlier, the answer was still on the same page as the noob's question. I try to give info when I can by post or pm but get tired of seeing the same questions over and over. I've started ignoring a lot of these simple questions as have most of the rest of you, obviously, since most have been going unanswered lately. In this case, at least a means of finding the answer was pointed out. It's great to be helpful but it's not on us to do the work that someone else doesn't want to take the effort to do.

It's ironic that the one who started all the fuss about it barely posts anything. Sure hasn't been going out of his way to answer the questions. Probably would have ignored this one if the wording of your response hadn't pissed him off.

**Fav6977** · 07-28-19 12:09

Originally Posted by Jeast72 [View Original Post]

Unless, for some reason, Chrarli had something to do with this post, this is a bit creepy. Especially when you look at the post history (only 4 posts, 3 promoting Charli and one unknown because it was deleted by Admin). It's great to be able to make connections in this business, but it is business. To be blunt, let's try not to look like a bunch of stalkers.

Regarding "unless Charli had something to with this post. " I generally, usually, most of the time get concurrence from the provider before I post a review.