Escort Reports

**Mr Yoni** · 07-24-19 20:57

I took the dive on Angie and its a mixed bag. My experience was basically the same as what was quoted. Obviously manmade and a lot heavier than the pics. Still she tried her best and was pretty nice. The overall experience wasn't too bad but the BBBJ could use some work. I got the full hour and we kinda clicked so maybe it YMMV. I usually prefer quieter type that's hot and heavy like a workout. She made these sounds that put me out of it. There was way too much lube and she didn't take the Listerine. I get the lube though as some Asian girls seem to do that if it might be too tight for them. Angie wasn't. She did like to kiss but I would says it's a heavy LFK than true DFK. I feel like some mongers can't tell the difference at times, so I mean Japanese-style Frenching is DFK and AMP lips is LFK.

Overall she was nice and pretty good, but not my new ATF or anything.

Originally Posted by AcesChris [View Original Post]

Went to go see Angie after these controversial comments on weather she was a natural or man made gender she portrays. Although I tried to go in with an open mind, Angie is in my opinion man made after just taking one look at Angie. Nonetheless, I still enjoyed a nice and long BBBJCIM. Must have been a good 25 minutes. Angie had to take a break. That's how long and great it was. Once I finished, Angie proceeded to give me a great strong massage. Which also made me curious as to wheather Angie was man made or not. I didn't get MSOG assuming because I took too long the first time. By the time Angie was done, it had been about 45 minutes. I left still very content. However, I probably won't repeat. Just my personal preference and psychy. Glad I tested Angie to see what everyone else thought. In the the end, I left drained and happy!

In.

**VaPlay** · 07-24-19 19:07

Originally Posted by NvBoy1 [View Original Post]

Hi all,

In the Sterling / Herndon / Ashburn area. New guy here looking for a safe bet. Want to spend about $120 to start. PM suggestions.

Thanks guys.

Here are some options, report back!

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/202-8...ery-c-22439005

https://escortalligator.com.dc.listc...11591/Sterling

https://escortalligator.com.dc.listc...57843/Sterling

https://escortalligator.com.dc.listc...14728/Sterling

**Figrindan** · 07-24-19 18:11

When I was young, my brothers had an expression "built like a Mack truck". From context I knew it was supposed to be a good thing, but as a connoisseur of the spinner type, I never experienced it. Until I met Pamela. She is not large by any means, her tits' perky days are gone, but she has curves in all the right places and knows how to use them. After my shower we DFK and DFK and DFK and she finally went down for BBBJ. Then back up for DFK. This girl loves to kiss. After a while I was able to come up for air and it was her turn, for extended DATY which she thoroughly enjoyed. Back to DFK and some P2 P then missionary CFS all the while with you guessed it -- DFK. I filled the bag pretty soon but she didn't let me out, which was very interesting. You can say she is the best actress in the world, YMMV but I'm sticking to my story that we deeply "clicked" physically. So we just kept DFK with me on and in her, I honestly couldn't feel how soft I got in there but I did eventually notice that I got hard again so we went back at it and evened the score at two apiece. Wow, what a testament to her sexiness for getting two cups out of this old fart within one hour.

I met her on her last day, so my apologies if this review is not useful. I for one sure hope she comes back soon!

**Bunker Buster** · 07-24-19 16:35

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Somehow this one ended up on my to-do list. Not sure if one of you recommended or someone else from a different city. She's visited Sprinfield&Chantilly. Anyone have info on her? I've RTFF everywhere she advertises. TIA.

https://escortindex.com/ad/washingtondc/443-207-7073/1/3393261

I tried to get in touch with her to find out about getting together. She responded sporadically, then texted that she'd already sent me her address, and since I didn't show up, she was blocking me.

She might be high, she might just be stupid, but it was two days of getting almost no info, then getting blocked.

**AcesChris** · 07-24-19 13:51

Originally Posted by Wahooboy94 [View Original Post]

I'm late on sharing two reviews from this last week. I'll be brief and to the point.

Last Tuesday night, met Angie (https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/angiesoh...-review-727785) for the first time. Convenient apartment located off 4x5 in the area of Tysons. Greeted at the door by Angie, tall, Thai, a real knockout! I think someone in this thread insinuated that she may not be "all woman. " I guess anything is possible, but that wasn't my conclusion.

I had already showered so I undressed and met her on the bed. Angie loves to kiss and she loves the "American Hotdog. " Lots of kissing, lots of BBBJ, some rimming, and lots of me kissing her gorgeous body. We transitioned to the main event. CG followed by missionary. I asked her if she liked anal -- she told me it costs extra, but said she would offer it to me as a special. She rolls over and we finish with Greek.

Cost was 300 for 60 minutes. Personally, I thought it was worth it.

Saturday night, I guess I was craving Chinese for dinner. I reached out to Anniebaby (https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/anniebab...fairfax-361776) and was able to schedule a 60 minute appointment around the Mosaic District. Ended up meeting a 25-something named Andee (I think). She could have been our famous Lily if Lily were 20 years younger. Very pretty girl, small top, greeted me in pink lingerie. We take a shower together where she proceeds to give me a good washing, we dry off, than off to the room. Light kissing, DATY, BBBJ followed by CIM. We still had 20 minutes left and finished up with some of the usual activities. Damage was also 300 for 60 minutes and GFE. Nice time, she is not "relentless" like Lily, but very nice and delightful girl.

Went to go see Angie after these controversial comments on weather she was a natural or man made gender she portrays. Although I tried to go in with an open mind, Angie is in my opinion man made after just taking one look at Angie. Nonetheless, I still enjoyed a nice and long BBBJCIM. Must have been a good 25 minutes. Angie had to take a break. That's how long and great it was. Once I finished, Angie proceeded to give me a great strong massage. Which also made me curious as to wheather Angie was man made or not. I didn't get MSOG assuming because I took too long the first time. By the time Angie was done, it had been about 45 minutes. I left still very content. However, I probably won't repeat. Just my personal preference and psychy. Glad I tested Angie to see what everyone else thought. In the the end, I left drained and happy!

In.

**NvBoy1** · 07-24-19 13:23

Hi all,

In the Sterling / Herndon / Ashburn area. New guy here looking for a safe bet. Want to spend about $120 to start. PM suggestions.

Thanks guys.

**VaPlay** · 07-24-19 11:46

Somehow this one ended up on my to-do list. Not sure if one of you recommended or someone else from a different city. She's visited Sprinfield&Chantilly. Anyone have info on her? I've RTFF everywhere she advertises. TIA.

https://escortindex.com/ad/washingtondc/443-207-7073/1/3393261

**Jose Cuervo** · 07-24-19 09:59

Originally Posted by YoyoSpa [View Original Post]

I almost always make last minute arrangements. This time was different. This time I made plans several days in advance. You may have guessed how this story ends but don't worry, I didn't pay the deposit. NEVER PAY THE DEPOSIT.

Stuff happens. Your provider might be up all night partying and posting selfies, wake up just four hours later with a bad hangover, and realize they need a day off. They might tell you the floor is swarming with housekeeping and they "don't feel comfortable" keeping a 10 am appointment (on the day they are checking out). It might occur to you that this is probably BS. You might even feel a bit upset since there were three other ladies that you considered to book for the same slot but now there's no time to make alternative arrangements. But then you will realize it's raining, traffic is nasty, you're kinda slammed at work as it is, and anyway it's not like you're out $$ because you never ever pay the deposit.

Agreed, never pay the deposit! But not only for the reasons you list, but really because 99% of the time, it's a sure-fire RIP OFF.

Peace,

Jose.

**LukeSmyt** · 07-24-19 05:23

Originally Posted by DoggieFan [View Original Post]

Why do a crapshoot when you can go to the professionally run Korean AMPs in the area & be guaranteed a sure thing?

Playing with a saggy forty year old would totally gross me out.

I understand a lot of guys have had issues getting verified by the real thing. Just seems like a lot of good money keeps chasing bad.

Maybe I'm missing something. I've been a client of CP for over a decade. Maybe left less than 100% satisfied with a girls looks or
her service maybe twice.

Not casting shade, just saying.

Actually this girl was only mid twenties (to my shock) as I've seen many on here say they were told the same and turned out different. I usually do stay with AMP's but decided to give something else a try. Now that I've tried I can't say that I'll be back to that anytime soon. I'll probably hit a few good AMP's soon. Anyways, she's all but forgotten to me now.

**Wahooboy94** · 07-24-19 00:08

I'm late on sharing two reviews from this last week. I'll be brief and to the point.

Last Tuesday night, met Angie (https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/angiesoh...-review-727785) for the first time. Convenient apartment located off 495 in the area of Tysons. Greeted at the door by Angie, tall, Thai, a real knockout! I think someone in this thread insinuated that she may not be "all woman. " I guess anything is possible, but that wasn't my conclusion.

I had already showered so I undressed and met her on the bed. Angie loves to kiss and she loves the "American Hotdog. " Lots of kissing, lots of BBBJ, some rimming, and lots of me kissing her gorgeous body. We transitioned to the main event. CG followed by missionary. I asked her if she liked anal -- she told me it costs extra, but said she would offer it to me as a special. She rolls over and we finish with Greek.

Cost was 300 for 60 minutes. Personally, I thought it was worth it.

Saturday night, I guess I was craving Chinese for dinner. I reached out to Anniebaby (https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/anniebab...fairfax-361776) and was able to schedule a 60 minute appointment around the Mosaic District. Ended up meeting a 25-something named Andee (I think). She could have been our famous Lily if Lily were 20 years younger. Very pretty girl, small top, greeted me in pink lingerie. We take a shower together where she proceeds to give me a good washing, we dry off, than off to the room. Light kissing, DATY, BBBJ followed by CIM. We still had 20 minutes left and finished up with some of the usual activities. Damage was also 300 for 60 minutes and GFE. Nice time, she is not "relentless" like Lily, but very nice and delightful girl.

**SlenderDC** · 07-23-19 23:39

Anyone notice the unusual provider activity on Eros recently? Some providers that have been around for a while are now posting under a different name:

"Adrianna".

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...?cat=6208&wn=1

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Washi...ariannatheMuse

"Alisa".

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...?cat=6208&wn=1

http://washingtondc.sugarnights.com/escorts/pitchy

**JmSuttr** · 07-23-19 21:45

https://escortalligator.com.dc.listc...630826/Diamond

She visits from time to time and usually stays in Crystal City, Fairfax, Herndon-Reston, or Dulles. My last session was full GFE for 200 hr with no clock-watching. As always, YMMV, but if you have good chemistry and treat her well you won't be disappointed.

Read her ad carefully because it's important to note that she won't put up with any games or BS. She also won't accept calls from voice apps like Google Voice. She wants to hear the client's voice and is very appreciative of good manners and complete sentences.

**JmSuttr** · 07-23-19 21:08

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Well I took the tour of a few of the Extended stays and a few others in the area and figured out its not worth the time energy and money. First of all Red Roof / Manassas. Room smelled of heavy smoke and sorry I can't stand that, next Fairfax extend, let's just say not friendly at all, nice body asked to wait 20 min after time was set, walked in t shirt and sweats, next other extended in Fairfax very nice lady only jacked up price after decided and each dream desire added another. 20. Wolfe Trap is a trap advertised 24, maybe 42 nasty room, lastly extended in CVille the worst of all advertised many popular options hahaha none available, and girl obviously does not belong in the business. Figured oh hell let's just dream about a massage, searched one close and hit up Comfort since ad says hot young and very willing to please.

I guess young means at least 40 and up, the girl at the desk was hot and maybe 24 but she says she doesn't do massages or anything. So a complete waste of a day but oh well saved my $$ and learned all these places area total ripoff of what they advertised.

I was a regular of Gloria's (GFE Latina) and saw her many times at the Manassas Red Roof Inn. Never any problem and never an issue with cleanliness or the smell of smoke.

Extended stay places are less expensive and because of that fact they can absolutely attract a lot of low-end girls and crapshoot-type operations. The lesson I see in what you experienced is that you had a bad run in picking providers. But bad providers aren't limited only to extended stay hotels. You can find them at nicer places but the difference is that you'll get ripped off for more $ with one of those.

As always, doing good homework and checking this forum is the best way to improve your odds of having a good time at a reasonable price.

**JmSuttr** · 07-23-19 20:48

Originally Posted by YoyoSpa [View Original Post]

I almost always make last minute arrangements. This time was different. This time I made plans several days in advance. You may have guessed how this story ends but don't worry, I didn't pay the deposit. Never pay the deposit.

Stuff happens. Your provider might be up all night partying and posting selfies, wake up just four hours later with a bad hangover, and realize they need a day off. They might tell you the floor is swarming with housekeeping and they don't feel comfortable. keeping a 10 am appointment (on the day they are checking out). It might occur to you that this is probably BS. You might even feel a bit upset since there were three other ladies that you considered to book for the same slot but now there's no time to make alternative arrangements. But then you will realize it's raining, traffic is nasty, you're kinda slammed at work as it is, and anyway it's not like you're out $$ because you never ever pay the deposit.

Yeah, she's already advertising pre-books in August. $25 Cashapp. Sigh.

Why not name the provider and share the details of why the appt didn't happen as scheduled? If she's currently advertising, and requesting a booking deposit, then it'd be a heads-up to the other members. It's legit to post about what you experienced, especially if a provider is playing games that can end up costing a monger some of his hard-earned $.

**JmSuttr** · 07-23-19 20:38

Originally Posted by LukeSmyt [View Original Post]

So I rolled the dice and against my better judgement of hitting a reliable AMP in the area, I hit up the provider of this ad (below).

https://adultsearch.com/virginia/fai...scorts/1385094

Well, as you can tell by the title, it was a disappointing bad time. The service put me off after arriving at the place in Centerville for 20 minutes which ended up being for the girl to make ready as nobody ever came out of the apartment while I sat and watched the building before contacting me with the 'all ready'. So I knock and after about four times, a cute asian girl named Kelly answers. I go in and attempt a gentle embrace to feel her out. She half hearted put one arm on my shoulder. That should've been my queue but I stayed anyway. After business was conducted she showed me to the room which consisted of a queen mattress and box spring on the floor with sheet and towels covering. I unclothed and she entered and dropped her dress to reveal a very nice soft figure with some nice B's. Thinking of what was said to be offered on the link, I then attempted another embrace to which she again, with drew and instructed me to lie down for massage. I won't bore you with the details of a very phoned in effort which never went below my waist, but after only roughly 10 minutes she started with the soft caress upon my back before asking me to flip. As I did her eyes grew big as she had a good look at my little man who was now wide awake. She told me that I was too big. Thinking this was just her flattery, I laughed it off. She then started a ver lazy HJ before applying the CBJ. As she was sure it wasn't getting any bigger, she again told me that it was big and wasn't sure if she could but that she'd try. Well, we started with missionary and she immediately started wincing as in pain before I was even half in. I pulled her legs up and slid it all the way in which made her cry out. I then backed out halfway and started slowing short stroking and even then she winced. After only few minutes she told me it was time to finish or she could HJ me to finish. I finally decided that I didn't want to hurt her too bad so decided to opt for the NoVa. I warned her that it usually takes me longer to finish that way and that I'd need to at least rub her body while she worked. She kept pulling back so after a few minutes and her again telling me to finish because I was over my time (which I knew was impossible), I conceded and told her that we were done. I dressed and tried to comfort her to which she again withdrew. I left and while driving actually got a text from the service about my visit. I explained that I would not return nor recommend to which they asked why. I explained that I was rushed, she was cold to touch, she shorted me a half hour, etc etc and nothing on the site was offered. They apologized and advised that they had other girls to try. I then jokingly asked for a free half hour since I had already paid to which no reply ever came back. If it sounds as though I'm being an ass about all of this, I'm not. I generally over tip the girls at the AMP's and am very friendly to all girls who work.

Cost to play was $160 hr (or in my case hhr visit), very boring, unenthusiastic massage and service all the way 'round. Would not recommend but YMMV. The place was Bent Tree apts.

Rule #1: Never believe anything said in a crapshoot ad. It is 1000% a bunch of crap designed for the sole purpose of getting you to schedule an appt.

Rule #2: Never schedule an hour appointment. That's because the girl will almost always make sure the session finishes around the 20-30 minute mark. One possible exception is if you've seen that same girl before and you know she's willing to go the full hour. But even if that's the case, the scheduler will usually call or text the girl at the 40-45 minute mark. The timer starts for them much earlier than you expect. If you happen to luck out and the girl's a gem, you can almost always extend your hh into an hr without any problem.

Rule #3: If you get any indication (anything at all) that the session might be subpar, you need to walk away without hesitation. The 20 min wait was a red flag. The cold, unenthusiastic greeting you received was exactly that kind of red flag. Maybe that's her normal attitude, or maybe she was having a bad day. Doesn't really matter because either way the odds were poor that you were going to have a decent session. Usually they don't ask for payment until you're in the room and ready to get undressed so that should give you enough time to assess the situation and decide whether to stay or walk.

FWIW, on the rare occasions I visit a crapshoot place, my mindset is that the girl needs to give me enough of a positive vibe to make me want to stay. Anything negative, or even neutral, and I'll make some excuse and leave. They're called crapshoots because the odds are not favorable that you'll have a good session. You can take steps to improve those odds, like the rules discussed above, but above all ya need to know when to cut your losses and walk.