Massage Parlor Reports

**Skinny Dugan** · 07-25-19 00:51

I'm with ya. I'd rather have a 40-50 yo Chinese or Korean therapist over a young "V" girl. Better service.

Now, if I could only find one south of Irvine.

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

What bugs me about MPs around here is it seems that the youngest, hottest girls want the biggest tips and give the worst service, and vice versa. I have an old reliable place in Downey that's been around for 25 years. Always get a BJ there (usually covered), and never had any trouble getting the girls' bottoms down. And it's $. 5 house and I've never tipped more than $0. 5. Even had a couple girls unexpectedly ride me there. Rare but it happens. Thing is they're older and, while not ugly, not necessarily hot either.

In contrast, a few places in The Cypress / Stanton (a bit closer to where I live) have hot young spinners, but the house wants $0. 6 and the girls ask for at least $0. 6 for a HJ. And you're lucky if you get their top down, much less their bottoms. Last time I visited a place in Stanton the girl asked for an extra $0. 4 for top removal. Maybe it's because I've gotten older, but I'd much rather get something better than the 30 second HJ from someone slightly less than optimal looking, and pay a little less for it.

**Grimmy23** · 07-24-19 17:59

Posted a fair number of reviews on the international site over the years. I'm mostly over the hobby now, mostly because I've been spoiled by what's available in places like Bangkok, Shanghai, Frankfurt etc. I do still get the bug once in a while and partake, but the Mps here are a huge letdown in comparison. Unfortunately I had a sudden unplanned career change and don't go overseas without the family anymore, so I have to make do when the itch needs to be scratched.

I'm going to try Zelda this weekend just because she's different than the local norm of "get naked, feel up her legs during the 5 minutes of crappy massage, flip, she gets you off in 30 seconds, and you're out the door. " I've also never had a proper prostate massage before so I'm kind of looking forward to that. I'll post a full report after my visit.

What bugs me about MPs around here is it seems that the youngest, hottest girls want the biggest tips and give the worst service, and vice versa. I have an old reliable place in Downey that's been around for 25 years. Always get a BJ there (usually covered), and never had any trouble getting the girls' bottoms down. And it's $. 5 house and I've never tipped more than $0. 5. Even had a couple girls unexpectedly ride me there. Rare but it happens. Thing is they're older and, while not ugly, not necessarily hot either.

In contrast, a few places in The Cypress / Stanton (a bit closer to where I live) have hot young spinners, but the house wants $0. 6 and the girls ask for at least $0. 6 for a HJ. And you're lucky if you get their top down, much less their bottoms. Last time I visited a place in Stanton the girl asked for an extra $0. 4 for top removal. Maybe it's because I've gotten older, but I'd much rather get something better than the 30 second HJ from someone slightly less than optimal looking, and pay a little less for it.

**CDan18** · 07-24-19 16:05

I'm quite new to the game and I'm not having much luck trying places out lately so here I am hoping for some recommendations!

Looking for a decent massage along with good attitude, pm me!

**MisterTwinkies** · 07-24-19 13:56

Originally Posted by Gulongitlog [View Original Post]

So long time lurker. Wanted to provide some info. Just stopped by this place. Saw Amy (busty Asian) and Jaz (cute face Latina). Hot oil massage was not all that great. On the flip side, asked them to take turns rubbing. Asked for both to rub while I play with their knockers. Tried to take a mouthful of Amys but she swayed away. House. 6xthen. 4 each. Worth it. Jaz did say normal tip is $100 each. I was just thinking, uhm no?

What place?

**Sound7** · 07-24-19 12:47

Loose Boxer does the same thing.

Originally Posted by Yahoowho [View Original Post]

Yes, got hot stones and drama. MT fee was $25. Confirmed with papasan that MT was pleased with the tip.

**HappyJob** · 07-24-19 12:13

Originally Posted by Gulongitlog [View Original Post]

So long time lurker. Wanted to provide some info. Just stopped by this place. Saw Amy (busty Asian) and Jaz (cute face Latina). Hot oil massage was not all that great. On the flip side, asked them to take turns rubbing. Asked for both to rub while I play with their knockers. Tried to take a mouthful of Amys but she swayed away. House. 6xthen. 4 each. Worth it. Jaz did say normal tip is $100 each. I was just thinking, uhm no?

What place was this?

**MacNCheese** · 07-24-19 10:39

Originally Posted by JackDaniels12 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried Honey Spa?

Literally the most talked about place in this thread the past several months. Hit the search button in the top right and search for honey.

**JackDaniels12** · 07-24-19 03:23

Has anyone tried Honey Spa? If so what girl did you choose? They always have like 10+ girls a day is that normal? Is it busy their. What services are offer their? Are the pictures of the girls on the site somewhat apparent to the counterpart? I want to try this place but its 30 min drive from me, they always have so many girls. What are you guys expericences with this place? Here their album they update daily with their schedules for the girls working https://www.flickr.com/photos/w1234/albums. Also what's the expensive for a place like this?

**Yahoowho** · 07-23-19 22:22

Originally Posted by PotShot [View Original Post]

Best bet if you are looking for any extras at FC is to pay for the private room. All kinds of people including women come there for legit massages in the common area and the massages are usually done fully clothed. A dude laying in there in a jock strap might not be something they would like to see and could get them shut down. When I was back there finishing up a construction job at one of the office buildings down the road on my way out after a lunchtime fuck fest with Lucy I ran into one of the ditsy office chicks from the building I was working on. She was in the common area getting a foot massage on her lunch break. "Oh, Hi there. So you like this place too? You can't beat the price. " That was a little awkward but I played it off good. Funny thing is that since it was lunchtime and the place was crowded I had to take the small curtained area just in front of the big room. A few moments earlier I was in there slapping ass doggie style and grunting my goo into Lucy's snatch just a few feet away from her.

Too funny for words. Thanks for the laughs I had reading this review!!

**Yahoowho** · 07-23-19 22:18

Originally Posted by Sound7 [View Original Post]

Drama for $20 plus MT fee?

Yes, got hot stones and drama. MT fee was $25. Confirmed with papasan that MT was pleased with the tip.

**Gulongitlog** · 07-23-19 20:56

So long time lurker. Wanted to provide some info. Just stopped by this place. Saw Amy (busty Asian) and Jaz (cute face Latina). Hot oil massage was not all that great. On the flip side, asked them to take turns rubbing. Asked for both to rub while I play with their knockers. Tried to take a mouthful of Amys but she swayed away. House. 6xthen. 4 each. Worth it. Jaz did say normal tip is $100 each. I was just thinking, uhm no?

**Sound7** · 07-23-19 20:34

Drama for $20 plus MT fee?

Originally Posted by Yahoowho [View Original Post]

Stopped at F&C today for a foot massage in the common area where you usually strip down, leaving only the underpants on. I wanted something more than the usual foot rub, so I wore a jockstrap revealing my bare ass to signal my intentions. The young papasan assigned "Lisa" (or was it "Lucy") as my MT. She had to be in her 40's, possibly older. She had shoulder length hair; some rolls of plumpness around her belly (which I later discovered as the session moved on) were covered by a dress. At the time, I was the only customer in the common area. Lisa / Lucy and another MT commented on my jockstrap and were encouraging me to take a private room, which I declined good naturedly in response to their light-hearted laughs and giggles. (Basically, I'm not into full service.) After the initial foot soaking and back massage while sitting, I then laid face up on the table covered with a towel. Lisa / Lucy at some point started working the chest and then massaged the nipples with my approval. While I am still the only customer in the common area, she then worked her hands down my chest and stomach to the jockstraps, pushes under the waistband, and proceeds to stroke my dick under the towel, while I reach over for some ass-play, tit-play, and, best of all, FOV, which I rubbed OTC on her undies. Not really wanting to shoot my wad at that point, it being so early in the session, I declined the HE and asked her to continue with the regular foot massage, indicating (her English is practically non-existed) that we could revisit that later. Pretty soon, however, the population in the common area grew by two other mongers (I'm supposing that's what they were), so all bets were off for a resumption of sex play during the remainder of the session. Things then proceed and usual to the end of the hour. I finally gave Lisa / Lucy a nice tip for her ministrations and the pleasant erotic experience.

**DJones** · 07-23-19 18:05

Originally Posted by AlexRodriguez [View Original Post]

But, is there any more to it? Any GFE? BBBJ? CIM?

Think of it as an hour long (nearly) handjob edging session. Sensual, not sexual. So, not just stoking. She goes slowly, tickling, stimulating different parts of the cock. She wants to know if you're getting close, so she can stop for a minute and play with the balls. Her intent is that you're there to receive as big an O as possible. I recently visited her, and liken the experience to two other providers. Vanessa, in south county and Mila, in Irvine. Vanessa, the curvy African-American / Jamaican (massage provider, makes it more sexual, more of a turn on, reaching under during the back massage, and getting topless. Mila, Asian provider, who also sells her services as "therapeutic" for the prostate, wanted to rush. Rushing to finish during a prostate massage isn't anyone's idea of pleasure. Not mine, anyway.

Zelda made me feel comfortable and relaxed. She delivered an O, but was it the biggest ever? No, but I'm aging, and that's the primary reason I'm checking out prostate massage providers. I was extremely relaxed to the point where I took a nap when I came home. And I woke up extremely hungry, if that's an indicator of anything.

Would I repeat? I might. She is extremely easy to schedule, if you don't mind planning ahead. Still, for my money, the best O results from a nice, unrushed BBBJCIM. And those will be difficult to find in MP's. I don't have enough coin for the hit and miss method.

**PotShot** · 07-23-19 16:21

Originally Posted by Yahoowho [View Original Post]

LMAO! That's not me, but if that works for you I'll go with it. (FYI: I'm the complete opposite of a guy with a beer belly).

Best bet if you are looking for any extras at FC is to pay for the private room. All kinds of people including women come there for legit massages in the common area and the massages are usually done fully clothed. A dude laying in there in a jock strap might not be something they would like to see and could get them shut down. When I was back there finishing up a construction job at one of the office buildings down the road on my way out after a lunchtime fuck fest with Lucy I ran into one of the ditsy office chicks from the building I was working on. She was in the common area getting a foot massage on her lunch break. "Oh, Hi there. So you like this place too? You can't beat the price. " That was a little awkward but I played it off good. Funny thing is that since it was lunchtime and the place was crowded I had to take the small curtained area just in front of the big room. A few moments earlier I was in there slapping ass doggie style and grunting my goo into Lucy's snatch just a few feet away from her.