Massage Parlor Reports

**ApplePiePussy** · 07-24-19 14:28

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

What legit therapeutic massage have you had where they rub your chest and thighs and tell you how much they like "guys like you" while asking if you need more oil to jerk off? Hell, a couple years ago I banged an AMT on that very same table. And I don't have a shlong that reaches to the other side of the room, obviously her arms and hands were right in the vicinity as she was teasing me. I wasn't chasing her around with it. She even hugged and kissed me when I left and told me to ask for her when I come back. So spare me the righteousness fellas. She was new and I broke her in. If you don't ask the answer is always no, and if the answer is no, try asking again.

There are plenty of SS places that do this. It wasn't the asking part that made you look like an asshole. It was grabbing her hands and rubbing your dick on her. Also, girls don't need to be broken in. It's not like jerking a dick requires an apprenticeship.

It's not righteousness. It's asking for a minimal level of standards for how you treat these girls. This time she was cool with it. There will be plenty who won't be.

**TaderTodd1** · 07-24-19 01:03

Bianca is my forever go to at Zeus.

Originally Posted by JimCorn4 [View Original Post]

If you ever go to Zeus, go on Thursdays. Silvia is probably hotter than J-lo.

**Mitsom** · 07-23-19 17:32

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

This is not common practice at all. At least not in my 6 years in the hobby. This is disgusting. If the girl wants to be a legitimate therapeutic massage therapist then people should respect that and not rub their dicks on them.

What legit therapeutic massage have you had where they rub your chest and thighs and tell you how much they like "guys like you" while asking if you need more oil to jerk off? Hell, a couple years ago I banged an AMT on that very same table. And I don't have a shlong that reaches to the other side of the room, obviously her arms and hands were right in the vicinity as she was teasing me. I wasn't chasing her around with it. She even hugged and kissed me when I left and told me to ask for her when I come back. So spare me the righteousness fellas. She was new and I broke her in. If you don't ask the answer is always no, and if the answer is no, try asking again.

**Datsurman** · 07-23-19 16:32

Originally Posted by TetonResearch [View Original Post]

Maybe I just go about my business very differently but that just all seems a bit rapey to me. Do other guys on this site feel like what he described is common practice? Personally I have a pretty good idea if something is on the menu or not, and sometimes I know I'll have to go a second or third time to really unlock everything I want. If its not working, its not working and I don't visit that provider anymore. I won't even mention how much you spent on L1.

From the original post, it sounds like she was experienced but acting coy. He reports that she finished him off on her own and she haggled for minutes over getting at least a $50 tip. If she was legit, she wouldn't have done either.

There are some places that expect you to initiate the act. One example is the Belvedore parlor that wouldn't do anything until you stripped off the girls bathing suit.

Every chick working at an AMP knows that every guy walking in is expecting an L1 minimum. It should be considered fraud if they take your money, burn your time, then give the "all done" bullshit at the end of the massage. They know what the customer wanted from minute 1. There are no brand new babe in the woods Sunday school teachers who are moonlighting at creamy hands AMP thinking they are only going to do legit massages.

**TonyWestBurbs** · 07-23-19 14:51

Will be in the area tomorrow. Recommendations? I've read earlier that Jessie is bigger but Eva has a better attitude. Anyone that can provide better insight DM me.

**TonyWestBurbs** · 07-23-19 14:49

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

This is not common practice at all. At least not in my 6 years in the hobby. This is disgusting. If the girl wants to be a legitimate therapeutic massage therapist then people should respect that and not rub their dicks on them.

Agreed. This actually sounds more like a work of fiction. It reads like a fantasy rather than reality.

**ApplePiePussy** · 07-23-19 14:25

Originally Posted by TetonResearch [View Original Post]

Maybe I just go about my business very differently but that just all seems a bit rapey to me. Do other guys on this site feel like what he described is common practice? Personally I have a pretty good idea if something is on the menu or not, and sometimes I know I'll have to go a second or third time to really unlock everything I want. If its not working, its not working and I don't visit that provider anymore. I won't even mention how much you spent on L1.

This is not common practice at all. At least not in my 6 years in the hobby. This is disgusting. If the girl wants to be a legitimate therapeutical massage therapist then people should respect that and not rub their dicks on them.

**JimCorn4** · 07-23-19 13:54

Originally Posted by Gus33 [View Original Post]

These are stops over last few weeks.

Zeus.

Latina MILF.

Level 3.

60 door.

150.

Not bad.

Not the best.

Ruby Chinatown.

Bad experience.

Got money back.

Won't go back.

If you ever go to Zeus, go on Thursdays. Silvia is probably hotter than J-lo.

**Fchck645** · 07-22-19 16:05

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

70 door fee is probably a sign that some extras might be available.

Just like the previous post. I tried with all normal behaviors. No extras. Massage was good though. So I will reserve this place when there is a need for massage.

**Walker333** · 07-22-19 14:07

Originally Posted by WildRider80 [View Original Post]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/147011

Ended up with Kit the mamasam. Very cute mid 30's short miniskirt. I thought things were looking good. Made sure I was standing naked when she walked in to the room. She even allowed me to touch her legs and ass but kept covering me up every time I moved the sheet off of myself. Kinda disappointing, and the place a few doors north in the next strip mall also no extras. . 7 door fee for the hour.

70 door fee is probably a sign that some extras might be available.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 07-22-19 13:33

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

...The ad suggests standard service should be available and miniskirts would confirm the suspicion....

I've struck out at places I found on my own but when I follow up on a place with an ad and am directed to SS, I want to pull out my phone and show them their own ad. "Look! Beautiful girls to leave you stress-free and happy!

**Nfc03** · 07-22-19 12:20

Asking because everything appears to be in the south side or near the west side. Anyone know of any places in the north side? Near Edgewater, ravenswood, Rogers park area? And whether it's L1, 2, or 3? I know there's the one place in Skokie but that seems like a coin toss in recent reports. If you prefer to PM me, feel free. Appreciate it all guys!

**TetonResearch** · 07-22-19 10:10

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

I start rubbing my johnson on her arm and hands while I'm stroking. Then I pull her hand toward it. She pulls away. I grab it again. This time she's letting me stroke my head against her palm but she won't hold it. She's saying, oh my gawd, like she can't believe she's doing that. I just start getting more and more of her hand on me until finally I'm holding her hand around me and moving it up and down. I say, see I knew you were a good girl Julie. She says, "don't say that. " I think it's funny so I keep saying things like, "You're gunna make me cum Julie, and look at you jerking my cock Julie. " She keeps saying, "don't say that. Don't say that" LOL. Now she's jerking me on her own with both hands. Things end well even though she wouldn't let me take the girls out.

I say, pull your shirt up and let me touch them. She's reluctant. So I pull her close to me and start rubbing them and reach in her shirt. I pull one out so the nipple is exposed and squeeze it a bit and she pulls away giggling

Now I know some of you guys are going to say that's too much for a standard finish.

Maybe I just go about my business very differently but that just all seems a bit rapey to me. Do other guys on this site feel like what he described is common practice? Personally I have a pretty good idea if something is on the menu or not, and sometimes I know I'll have to go a second or third time to really unlock everything I want. If its not working, its not working and I don't visit that provider anymore. I won't even mention how much you spent on L1.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 07-22-19 08:24

Originally Posted by WildRider80 [View Original Post]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/147011

Ended up with Kit the mamasam. Very cute mid 30's short miniskirt. I thought things were looking good. Made sure I was standing naked when she walked in to the room. She even allowed me to touch her legs and ass but kept covering me up every time I moved the sheet off of myself. Kinda disappointing, and the place a few doors north in the next strip mall also no extras. . 7 door fee for the hour.

Thanks for tofft. The ad suggests standard service should be available and miniskirts would confirm the suspicion. Maybe they got spooked by recent busts. And speaking of busts the picture in that ad is comical. Did they shove a construction come down her shirt or what?

**Wild Rider 80** · 07-22-19 03:32

There's a small strip mall just north of Oakton on northwest hwy. It's on the east side of the street. It's a "foot" massage place but they also offer full body. I opted for the full body. It's in the back but the walls don't go all the way up to the ceiling. What's really frustrating is that the last two AMP's I've been too allowed ass grabbing but wouldn't go near a HE. Very frustrated and have blue balls.