Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6066]

Great idea.

I'm a noob but I don't think it'd be that bad. I'm still a junior in college, so I've only been to one orgy, but it was pretty casual. The drinks were brought a couple people while the high rollers could call the girls over. Everyone just relax, drink, and have fun. No asking mongers for names, etc. Maybe agencies that helped put the party together. Self pour bar, but don't get too tipsy or your out. Also the party is invite only to real regular / Senior members.

[Bunker Buster]

I can see it now. No one willing to look each other in the eye as we walk in and out of the party. Everyone insisting on their own private room with a door that closes. And lights that dim. It would obviously be a cash bar since no monger with any sense of paranoia would ever pay with a credit card. The waitresses would get tips that vary greatly from some that roll of a $100 for her simply "handing" them a drink. Others would demand that she bend over and take it up the ass before they even give her a $20. No one would dare use their real name and some of us would leave the party happy as clams while others would be bitching and moaning because they expected the surf and turf because someone once mentioned they had it at another party that sort of sounded like this one. The old guys spend half the night talking about how good it used to be and the newbies want everyone to give them the exact address, phone number, e-mail, bra size, favorite position, and donation for everyone they ever met without contributing anything in return.

Oh what a party it will be! Who is going to organize it?

In the "BEST OF USASG" archives.

[Titan Omega]

After seeing a review of Spa Sung I decided to give it another try. I've read way to many reports that she brought the girls out and it's been bugging me that I haven't been able to see them. Called ahead to make the appointment as I'm aware she's by herself and I wanted to make sure she knew I was a previous customer. Appointment set and she said she was excited to see me. I get there 5 minutes early in the scorching heat and decided to go in as it was way to hot stay in my car. I walk through the door and she pops out of one of the rooms wearing a tank top and jean shorts I had to bite my lip she was looking good! Told her I'm her 1:30 sorry if I'm a few minutes early. She tells me that she's busy to come back another day. Confused and horny I asked if she has another customer? What time should I come back? She says she's going to be busy all day and to try a different day. Crazy frustrated I started begging. I told her I made an appointment and drove all the way over here. I'll do a 30 min session instead and she flat out told me to leave and come back tomorrow. Unfortunately as pretty as she was I think it was a skin color thing I'm not sure. I over tipped her everytime I've come by to show I mean business and want the extras.

Had a few options in the area but luckily 3 blocks down was Blue Therapy. After going through the maze my therapist gave me a great table shower and a good massage. Flip was great as well. Definitely has an expanded menu and treated me like a king. I would highly recommend.

[Freddy35]

I looked through the ads and thought what the hell, its in a barber shop and maybe I can get a haircut too. I called and set up an appt. When I arrive the place is dark and locked. Turns out they are closed on Monday. I call again and a girl in traditional Thai dress appears from the back and lets me in so its obvious she came in just for me. She is Dalini, Thai with very little English skills. She is a little thick for my taste. She gives a passable to good massage and looking at my toenails she offers to trim them as well. She then fondles junior a few times and says " He awake?" I say he could be. She starts ST and I roam around till I get to her top. I'm always polite and ask if this is OK. She say $200. WTF I say no, way too much. A little more back and forth and I tell her not to bother. The negotiations have killed the mood and junior is back asleep. She finishes my massage with a nice head rub and them gives me the promised pedicure. All in all I was on the table for 1. 5 hours. I am a sucker since she came in just for me and gave me the full hour plus so my total damage was $70 house and $50 more for the extra time and pedicure. The ad has a picture that might be Ling. She looks like she could be more my type. I would not repeat with this provider.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9011780.html

[Fred86]

If you want a good massage and somebody who talks to much, the other girl at angel is great.

Started asking about my family, my job, talking about her past. Really not what I was looking for. But great massage.

Thanks for the heads up. It has always been either CiCi or Jung for me, nice to know Jung is still around.

[GilBang]

Read a review that Jung from King went back to New Jersey and another positive review about.

Ivy at Angel. Ivy and Jung are the same person and she is indeed back at Angel. Same great, friendly Angel service within NOVA parameters.

Be sure to ask for Ivy as the other woman at Angel is not nearly as good.

Thanks for the heads up. It has always been either CiCi or Jung for me, nice to know Jung is still around.

[TheOuroboros]

I can see it now. No one willing to look each other in the eye as we walk in and out of the party. Everyone insisting on their own private room with a door that closes. And lights that dim. It would obviously be a cash bar since no monger with any sense of paranoia would ever pay with a credit card. The waitresses would get tips that vary greatly from some that roll of a $100 for her simply "handing" them a drink. Others would demand that she bend over and take it up the ass before they even give her a $20. No one would dare use their real name and some of us would leave the party happy as clams while others would be bitching and moaning because they expected the surf and turf because someone once mentioned they had it at another party that sort of sounded like this one. The old guys spend half the night talking about how good it used to be and the newbies want everyone to give them the exact address, phone number, e-mail, bra size, favorite position, and donation for everyone they ever met without contributing anything in return.

Oh what a party it will be! Who is going to organize it?

Too funny mates.

[Mr Yoni]

I'm a noob but I don't think it'd be that bad. I'm still a junior in college, so I've only been to one orgy, but it was pretty casual. The drinks were brought a couple people while the high rollers could call the girls over. Everyone just relax, drink, and have fun. No asking mongers for names, etc. Maybe agencies that helped put the party together. Self pour bar, but don't get too tipsy or your out. Also the party is invite only to real regular / Senior members.

I can see it now. No one willing to look each other in the eye as we walk in and out of the party. Everyone insisting on their own private room with a door that closes. And lights that dim. It would obviously be a cash bar since no monger with any sense of paranoia would ever pay with a credit card. The waitresses would get tips that vary greatly from some that roll of a $100 for her simply "handing" them a drink. Others would demand that she bend over and take it up the ass before they even give her a $20. No one would dare use their real name and some of us would leave the party happy as clams while others would be bitching and moaning because they expected the surf and turf because someone once mentioned they had it at another party that sort of sounded like this one. The old guys spend half the night talking about how good it used to be and the newbies want everyone to give them the exact address, phone number, e-mail, bra size, favorite position, and donation for everyone they ever met without contributing anything in return.

Oh what a party it will be! Who is going to organize it?

[DoctorDoctor]

Was chatting with a indy massage provider today. She said her phone was rerouted. Someone hijacked her number, pretended to be my friend and was contacting her clients. Does this happen often?

[OldManInVa]

This past week at my office was horrible. We had a deliverable due that had the whole team working 12-14 hour days and that included Friday. As such, I didn't get my Friday night massage which stunk because on top of the workweek of death, I still got up at 4:30 to go to the gym and felt like crap. I slept all day Saturday and then went to the movies late with my irl homies. Upon leaving the movie, the single brahs want to go drink and troll for sloots with flimsy dignity. I'm in no mood to feign interest in the conversation of tipsy hipster chicks, so I essentially tell my friends to blindfold themselves and try to cross Route 50. But now that they've brought up the sloot hunt, I do have an incredible urge to get my massage and pop.

We went to the movies at the Angelika, which is really close to 8303. So I figured this is as good a time as any to go see Sun Dee again. I go half butthead and go there without calling first. I get there and KiKi meets me as I walk in and takes me to the back. I tell her I came to see the new girl, to which she tells me the new girl is not there. Older Chinese Lady Whose Name I Still Don't Know comes out of another room, and a quick swivel head scan of the other open doors convince me Sun Dee is not there. KiKi puts her arms around me and says she remembers me from the other week, knows what I like and will take care of me. This is where I go full butthead and stay.

The massage was a touch above pretty good. Pre flip tease is also pretty good. She flipped me and pulls out one ted again. I look at her, smile, and say "I thought you remembered me?" She smiles and pulls out the other teddy. She starts the Hugh Jackman and just as with the last time I saw her solo, it was just meh. I roamed away on the teddies, nursed and was as stiff as a mannequin but didn't pop after 15 minutes. Now for clarity allow me to state that I didn't have any booze, don't have a pron addiction, hadn't popped since I was at 8303 almost a week ago, and have been on NoFap for a while now. My gains are too important. But this isn't bodybuilding.com so I digress and apologize. KiKi looks at me when the hour is up and says "No pop? You're too strong!" I agree that nothing is going to happen anytime soon, we call it and I get dressed. She came back in to give me water, and despite the fact that she's not Evil Knievel, I tip her 40 for the attempt. She noticed that Junior is still wide awake so she squats, pulled him out and went back at it for a few minutes overtime. Points for great customer service, but the chemistry ain't there I guess. It was not to be.

In the car I'm conflicted. It's late, I just left an AMP, played with big teddies, didn't pop and now there are two gear shifters in my car. I'm like "Screw it, I'm popping tonight!" and decided to go to Garden in Burke for a guaranteed pop. I text Joanna and she tells me "I'm with a client but I got a new girl named Lucy working with me now who'll do good for you. " To brah who was getting his massage, my bad. She definitely texted me three times during your session and came out to greet me when I arrived. I owe you a beer at the USASG NOVA Chapter Meet and Greet.

Lucy isn't as attractive as Joanna. She's okay looking but she has visual cues of a smoker or ex-smoker. No smoke smell, but you can tell. Bars! (Sorry. I couldn't resist.) The Glow Reaper has definitely collected it all from her. Lucy is a little thicker than Joanna and has bigger teddies. Not Frankie Digitola, Hall of Fame big, but bigger. I'd guess plump and round C. Her massage was wonderful. She was as good as Joanna, maybe even better. Pressure was strong, oily and firm. She also started tickling the boys and my angus a couple minutes in and continued throughout the entire massage. It was great.

She flipped me and started a front tickle tease. A few moments in and she saw me staring at her teddies and she whips them out without a word. I roam all over and nurse. Her nova was really good. Slow and tender is her style. She does this thing where she stares into your eyes, licks and bites her lip, rolls her eyes back in her head, closes them and sways her head like a violin player who's feeling the music. As I typed that it didn't sound that hot, but as it happened it made me harder than the Bar Exam. I went from roaming on her teddies to grabbing datass. She gives me the wait a minute signal, goes to grab the oil, doused junior, and then drops her pants and panties unprompted. I grab her ass and despite the fact that I didn't see much hip, there was a good bit of grip and I roamed away. She speeds up a bit and before long I dink sneeze Kiki's pop and her pop all over everything. Literally. The ropes fly so violent, and voluminous that Lucy jumped. She stayed for a few moments and milked everything out. I had a frequent flyer card so I paid 5 for the hour and gave Lucy 6. I'll no longer be calling ahead when I visit Garden as I really don't care who I see there now.

- Frankie.

I can see it now. No one willing to look each other in the eye as we walk in and out of the party. Everyone insisting on their own private room with a door that closes. And lights that dim. It would obviously be a cash bar since no monger with any sense of paranoia would ever pay with a credit card. The waitresses would get tips that vary greatly from some that roll of a $100 for her simply "handing" them a drink. Others would demand that she bend over and take it up the ass before they even give her a $20. No one would dare use their real name and some of us would leave the party happy as clams while others would be bitching and moaning because they expected the surf and turf because someone once mentioned they had it at another party that sort of sounded like this one. The old guys spend half the night talking about how good it used to be and the newbies want everyone to give them the exact address, phone number, e-mail, bra size, favorite position, and donation for everyone they ever met without contributing anything in return.

Oh what a party it will be! Who is going to organize it?

[TreatEmNice]

Saw Jessie at Secret Temptations. She is young, petite and has amazing (they are real and spectacular) naturals. Like the other women at ST she quickly got naked with full roaming allowed for $120 for 30 minutes. She was very nice, and got the job done" but I am on the fence in regards to a repeat as she was not very sensual.

My original plan was to see Sasha at Eden but 45 minutes before the appointment they requested a link to my Linkedin or Facebook page which is a no way in hell for me.

[TreatEmNice]

Read a review that Jung from King went back to New Jersey and another positive review about.

Ivy at Angel. Ivy and Jung are the same person and she is indeed back at Angel. Same great, friendly Angel service within NOVA parameters.

Be sure to ask for Ivy as the other woman at Angel is not nearly as good.

[RollyRolly]

Healing body works. Bella - where did she go?

Also Scarlett.

Did they completely vanish?

[Nova907]

I've seen a few reviews about Nicha's massage skills, but am wondering if anyone has gotten more than just a nova ending even though her ads say no FS.

Shoot me a message if you want to share?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6433735.html

[Cash2274]

I had some business in Fairfax, so I decided to take a look at Comfort Spot, in an office building not too far from Fair Oaks. I was a little concerned that it might be legit going in because they had prices posted on the wall and I saw a woman walking out.

There's no table shower here. So make sure you're clean before coming in.

I had Sophie, a mid-late 40's who was a 5/10 face and 8/10 body. She asked what kind of massage I wanted, hard or medium? I got a hard one, which turned out to be medium. She didn't mind my hands roaming on her legs or ass during the massage. So I knew there would be some additional action.

Massage was so-so, but finish was nice. After the flip, she just asked if I would tip nice, and I said yes. Her twins came right out of her shirt and she allowed nursing. They were a nice b-cup. No UTC below.

Her technique was good. Starting off slowly and getting me to a nice finish!

6 house /.6 tip.

I'd repeat.