Massage Parlor Reports

[RI CheeseHead]

MMS paired me with Michelle 4'11", C / D enhanced, pretty tight figure, full lips, not much booty, but beautiful. Michelle had a smile, great attitude. Awesome service .7.

Which lips? Face or below?

[CallMeIshmael]

I haven't been an AMP guy for a while, but I was in the mood for something different. Went to Far East first. Michelle (the FE version; see below for Harmony version) is on vacation. Jeannie was busy. The only other available girl didn't appeal to me, so I left.

Went to Harmony next. I got a lineup of four women. All of them were old. And I mean old to the degree that Asian features and AMP makeup couldn't conceal their age. The lineup included Michelle mentioned below by JackingSuited. His description isn't inaccurate, but leaves out her obvious AARP membership and that she has enough plastic surgeries to look like she fell face first into a wasp's nest. So, I bailed on Harmony as well, with the mamisan practically begging that I change my mind the whole way. I get the impression that they're getting more than a few walk-outs recently. So, they're staffed with the C team, rather than the B team, in my opinion.

I didn't go to Pleasant because I didn't feel like doing the AMP tour of Pawtucket and I had other stuff to do.

I suspect that the people who run both Far East and Harmony read this forum. They should know that their lack of talent has been noticed. And, while Providence area has few AMPs left, there's a remarkable number of other options for such a small city. I'll spend my money in other places for the foreseeable future.

[HappyDave]

Hope to drop in to RI soon, seems like two or three old favorites are back at the East. Have not heard about pleasant, the facility is nicer but the girls more miss than hit. Anyone see the latest lign up.

[JackingSuited]

MMS paired me with Michelle 4'11", C / D enhanced, pretty tight figure, full lips, not much booty, but beautiful. Michelle had a smile, great attitude. Awesome service .7.

[MarriedTom]

No just no. Went to try Gina recently since I was passing through. Crap what a train wreck. Horrible massage, way way bigger than pictures, all of which leads to a most uninspired finish. I saw the older reviews and should have taken them more seriously. Lesson learned.

Does any one know if Lena still works with Gina?

[HappyDave]

Thanks, I don't have to worry about being spotted going in or out of a spa. I walk in like a boss, head up, back straight. It's funny because me and my buddy were killing time at the mall while waiting for our appointments and I wouldn't go in Hot Topic with him because I didn't want to be seen in there.

The other girl I saw was Michelle, athletic build, soft curls. She's presently my favorite, but I wanted to make sure my buddy had a good first spa experience so he went with her and I took the next player off the bench.

If its the same Michelle as before she was very popular, Summer also.

[NewJeff]

Fenced in area is for Far East also I have parked there often over the years, never an issue but there are cameras on the lot you can see the display on the room to the right when you walk in. Or at least use to before they closed. Parking up the street by DD is a safe bet if you don't want your plate on tape.

Did you see any other girls, can you describe them.

Thanks, I don't have to worry about being spotted going in or out of a spa. I walk in like a boss, head up, back straight. It's funny because me and my buddy were killing time at the mall while waiting for our appointments and I wouldn't go in Hot Topic with him because I didn't want to be seen in there.

The other girl I saw was Michelle, athletic build, soft curls. She's presently my favorite, but I wanted to make sure my buddy had a good first spa experience so he went with her and I took the next player off the bench.

[Craven Morehed]

I hear ya. Not worth what she is asking (price has gone up since last year). Like I said, her tits is her only asset. It's not enough to entice me to go back.

There isn't any mileage left in the tank. Nothing could have made the experience better. I wasn't expecting her to be the size she was or to rant on and on like a drunk Fran Drescher.

No just no. Went to try Gina recently since I was passing through. Crap what a train wreck. Horrible massage, way way bigger than pictures, all of which leads to a most uninspired finish. I saw the older reviews and should have taken them more seriously. Lesson learned.

Much appreciated info, Thanks.

Was thinking about seeing Gina given the slim pickings with the AMP scene, not now.

[HappyDave]

Visited Far East recently, and drew Jeaney. Overall, she and I did not really click so I might not ask for a repeat. I do however, feel obligated to give a positive review, as she did put in some good effort. She was thorough during the TS, in fact I came close to spilling the beans a couple times before it finished. In the room, she had some good massage technique. Her real talent though was the back walking. Normally, I'm a little squeamish about that method, but she knew what she was doing. We went through a few positions bing, bang, boom, hugs, bottle of water, out the door. 70/140.

Can somebody clarify if I should be using that little fenced in parking area? I always park there, but I saw someone cross the street to go to his car in that lot, and now I'm second guessing whether that lot is for FE. It would suck to find my car towed.

Fenced in area is for Far East also I have parked there often over the years, never an issue but there are cameras on the lot you can see the display on the room to the right when you walk in. Or at least use to before they closed. Parking up the street by DD is a safe bet if you don't want your plate on tape.

Did you see any other girls, can you describe them.

[ChrlieBrown]

Visited Far East recently, and drew Jeaney. Overall, she and I did not really click so I might not ask for a repeat. I do however, feel obligated to give a positive review, as she did put in some good effort. She was thorough during the TS, in fact I came close to spilling the beans a couple times before it finished. In the room, she had some good massage technique. Her real talent though was the back walking. Normally, I'm a little squeamish about that method, but she knew what she was doing. We went through a few positions bing, bang, boom, hugs, bottle of water, out the door. 70/140.

Can somebody clarify if I should be using that little fenced in parking area? I always park there, but I saw someone cross the street to go to his car in that lot, and now I'm second guessing whether that lot is for FE. It would suck to find my car towed.

I park at DD and walk. I never park near any AMP as you never know who is watching.

[NewJeff]

Visited Far East recently, and drew Jeaney. Overall, she and I did not really click so I might not ask for a repeat. I do however, feel obligated to give a positive review, as she did put in some good effort. She was thorough during the TS, in fact I came close to spilling the beans a couple times before it finished. In the room, she had some good massage technique. Her real talent though was the back walking. Normally, I'm a little squeamish about that method, but she knew what she was doing. We went through a few positions bing, bang, boom, hugs, bottle of water, out the door. 70/140.

Can somebody clarify if I should be using that little fenced in parking area? I always park there, but I saw someone cross the street to go to his car in that lot, and now I'm second guessing whether that lot is for FE. It would suck to find my car towed.

[ClayMcCoy]

There isn't any mileage left in the tank. Nothing could have made the experience better. I wasn't expecting her to be the size she was or to rant on and on like a drunk Fran Drescher.

I hear ya. Not worth what she is asking (price has gone up since last year). Like I said, her tits is her only asset. It's not enough to entice me to go back.

[Thoren2002]

I might want to add to this as a YMMV. Granted it was over a year ago, but she went topless at the end during the happy ending when I went. She even bent over and allowed me to suck her nipples for a little bit. However, her tits are her only good asset. Massage was mediocre at best and she can be annoying. She is heavyset with a meh face. Just my two cents.

There isn't any mileage left in the tank. Nothing could have made the experience better. I wasn't expecting her to be the size she was or to rant on and on like a drunk Fran Drescher.

[ClayMcCoy]

No just no. Went to try Gina recently since I was passing through. Crap what a train wreck. Horrible massage, way way bigger than pictures, all of which leads to a most uninspired finish. I saw the older reviews and should have taken them more seriously. Lesson learned.

I might want to add to this as a YMMV. Granted it was over a year ago, but she went topless at the end during the happy ending when I went. She even bent over and allowed me to suck her nipples for a little bit. However, her tits are her only good asset. Massage was mediocre at best and she can be annoying. She is heavyset with a meh face. Just my two cents.

[Thoren2002]

No just no. Went to try Gina recently since I was passing through. Crap what a train wreck. Horrible massage, way way bigger than pictures, all of which leads to a most uninspired finish. I saw the older reviews and should have taken them more seriously. Lesson learned.