Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/122589

This one is an older bag who gets sweaty af during a spirited handjob. She does not show her face because, like mine, it would destroy her business. Her face looks like she has been crying over the new orleans saints losing to the fucing rams cause of a referee bad call (they were up by two fucken touchdowns, give me a break).

Anyhow, if you like older sweaty gals who give handjobs like they are at a primus concert this one is for you.

It is 250, you cannot check the oil because her panties stay on, and I think you can feel her tits.

[TheNoob]

http://www.belgrade-news.com/news/ja...9bb2963f4.html

This is how LE works in the heartland. You get a narc to roll in, get a half BJ. LOL.

That's so lame, why go that far for the mp to get busted.

This place skips back and forth over the line for the last couple of years. Before that it was a total ripoff legit place because they posted 100 ads a day on BP and other places clearly trying to create the impression they were a HE spot which they completely were not. Eventually they changed and became a reliable HE spot but now like many others in the area, being ultra-careful depending on the daily heat index.

Regardless, your instincts were correct. MP mongering is NOT a team sport. If you want a HE it is plain idiotic to go in with a group of friends.

I can confirm that rose spa was lame. When they advertised heavily on BP it was a legit place. Chiva spa was another one who was legit and posted hundreds of ads.

[AdvFoundation3]

Regardless, your instincts were correct. MP mongering is NOT a team sport. If you want a HE it is plain idiotic to go in with a group of friends.

In all seriousness, I think we only went because Dodgy Guy was desperately horny and couldn't even find himself anything in Japan. Will definitely continue in the future on my own.

[The Camel]

Hit Ktown with my boys and a guy they knew back in the day. Back-in-the-day guy says he knows a sure place, and we check it out. Aside from the guy being an idiot, he insisted we go together, which sussed me out. In any case, we just got massages there. No extras, no nothing. I tried to brush up on Michelle during the massage and she kept avoiding it and at the end, I tried the straightforward approach and she said no while eyeing my pecker. I guess I shouldn't listen to dodgy friends of friends.

This place skips back and forth over the line for the last couple of years. Before that it was a total ripoff legit place because they posted 100 ads a day on BP and other places clearly trying to create the impression they were a HE spot which they completely were not. Eventually they changed and became a reliable HE spot but now like many others in the area, being ultra-careful depending on the daily heat index.

Regardless, your instincts were correct. MP mongering is NOT a team sport. If you want a HE it is plain idiotic to go in with a group of friends.

[AdvFoundation3]

Hit Ktown with my boys and a guy they knew back in the day. Back-in-the-day guy says he knows a sure place, and we check it out. Aside from the guy being an idiot, he insisted we go together, which sussed me out. In any case, we just got massages there. No extras, no nothing. I tried to brush up on Michelle during the massage and she kept avoiding it and at the end, I tried the straightforward approach and she said no while eyeing my pecker. I guess I shouldn't listen to dodgy friends of friends.

[PriscillaM]

http://www.belgrade-news.com/news/ja...9bb2963f4.html

This is how LE works in the heartland. You get a narc to roll in, get a half BJ. LOL.

[Scotchman]

I got unlucky and got the 50+ one when I went damn.

Try this: Change girl, please.

[GreySandals]

Checked out Genesis and paid to have some old lady put lukewarm towels on me. Pretty sure it was just one person working since she probably spent about 5 minutes inside the room, the other time she would go to the other client's rooms and put towels on them. Waste of time and money.

[Justice2001]

A-1 is a really good bet, but the providers there are really young. Sure, it is nice to fuck a gal who is like 20 or 21, but they are not very experienced. But, every once in a while at A-1, they whip out a lady who is like 36-40 on the asian rubmaps age meter, meaning she is like 55 or more. Then you are in heaven. But I would stay away from A-1, the girls there are just too young.

I got unlucky and got the 50+ one when I went damn.

[PriscillaM]

Had an itch that needed scratching, so called ahead and booked with Coco. Actually a pretty decent massage. Late 30's (I think), and skinny, short, and cute as a button. Allowed some light OTC roaming during massage. On the flip, allowed UTC, and nipple sucking. Nice finish. 60/60 and out the door. A out 10 min short on time, but overall, a good service today.

Trouble getting in with the bookers, as I am new out here, so massage parlors until I can.

Stay safe boys.

Fish.

Did she finger your mancunt?

[FishingForSome]

Had an itch that needed scratching, so called ahead and booked with Coco. Actually a pretty decent massage. Late 30's (I think), and skinny, short, and cute as a button. Allowed some light OTC roaming during massage. On the flip, allowed UTC, and nipple sucking. Nice finish. 60/60 and out the door. A out 10 min short on time, but overall, a good service today.

Trouble getting in with the bookers, as I am new out here, so massage parlors until I can.

Stay safe boys.

Fish.

[KGConn]

How long has it been since you were there? Rubmaps has this place listed as "Closed". Fwiw since RM designations of opened or closed are many times not up to date. But perhaps this is why you don't see their tweets anymore.

I was there last week. They advertise pretty heavily on CXG still.

[The Camel]

They used to advertise on Gentlemen's Guide but I don't see their tweets anymore. I guess they decided Cityxguide is good enough. Anyway, this place is on a road parallel to the 60 freeway so it's pretty unassuming. Go up the stairs and it's the door in front of you with the doorbell (not the one to your left).

Went there, young man let me in, asked if I wanted half an hour or an hour. Told him half, asked for $40 and led me into a room. I asked for a line up, but he said there was only one girl working that night. They had me waiting in a room for about 20 minutes. I wanted to walk out but I was already out 40 bucks. Just when I was about to leave, the woman walks in, says her name is Luna. About 5'8", slim athletic, no butt but massive man-made boobs. She tells me it's $140 for FS, so I lay the money on the table and we get to it.

As for the action, it's the usual: CBJ, CG, doggy, finish in mish.

All in all, it's nothing special, but ever since Verdugo closed down this is the only late night place within a close distance from me, so I'll probably be back.

How long has it been since you were there? Rubmaps has this place listed as "Closed". Fwiw since RM designations of opened or closed are many times not up to date. But perhaps this is why you don't see their tweets anymore.

[KGConn]

They used to advertise on Gentlemen's Guide but I don't see their tweets anymore. I guess they decided Cityxguide is good enough. Anyway, this place is on a road parallel to the 60 freeway so it's pretty unassuming. Go up the stairs and it's the door in front of you with the doorbell (not the one to your left).

Went there, young man let me in, asked if I wanted half an hour or an hour. Told him half, asked for $40 and led me into a room. I asked for a line up, but he said there was only one girl working that night. They had me waiting in a room for about 20 minutes. I wanted to walk out but I was already out 40 bucks. Just when I was about to leave, the woman walks in, says her name is Luna. About 5'8", slim athletic, no butt but massive man-made boobs. She tells me it's $140 for FS, so I lay the money on the table and we get to it.

As for the action, it's the usual: CBJ, CG, doggy, finish in mish.

All in all, it's nothing special, but ever since Verdugo closed down this is the only late night place within a close distance from me, so I'll probably be back.

[MisterTwinkies]

The "parlors" are dumps. The agencies are over-priced with lousy service.

I don't doubt it.