Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesBlond007]

Fellas,

Out of town monger here, going to be passing thru later this week. Will RTFF, but just in case there's a quick answer, wondering if anyone could recommend good place or an indy therapist in the Pantagon / Crystal City hood. Looking for a good rub and tug with emphasis on the massage. Not looking for anything fancy like BB anything or FS. TS would be nice, but not a priority.

Happy hunting!

[FieryGuy19]

Hi Guys,

I am new to VA and will be there Arlington for the night I would love to visit a AMP later today. Do you have any preferences on places which is safe and have good young spinners. Thanks a lot!

Looking forward to be in town.

[Lucretius]

Stopped in Top Therapy on Route 7 in McLean. Entrance in the vack of a cluster of 2 story professional offices.

Headline first. Solid B with a busty Korean Sunny.

The spa setup is typical. I chose a half hour with table shower. 60. Sunny is a friendly 30 something Korean girl, some extra pounds, many of them packed into a very nice pair of tits. She gave a good long shower, playing around the back door. Off to the room. I knew that after the shower there wasn't time for a long madsage. She did reasonably for 5 - 10 minutes, then sheet came off and soft touch started. Again playing from the back since I like that.

I flipped, indicated my interest in seeing more of her. She just confirmed that I would "take care" of her, and then I had a lovely set staring me in the face. Got to play with them for a few minutes including orally. Lots of smiles and good vibes from her.

Then back to business. She got a glove for a prostate assist. Reasonable skill in that area, not mindblowing. I popped, had a quick rinse off, and dressed. She received another 6 with a smile.

I'd consider seeing her again if I'm not feeling the need for novelty.

L.

[JamesonTyre]

Saw they had a new girl at eden and had to check her out. A Latina is a good addition to their lineup and Stephanie was delightful; very sexy, photos seem to be accurate, and a very chill attitude. Honestly planning on switching from Natalie who was my previous go to here. Bottoms stayed on but were rather irrelevant — definitely much more my first visit with here than ever with Natalie. Massage was standard eden, more of a back rub than a proper massage, really a pretext. NoVA finish was great, definitely didn't rush, made plenty of eye contact, and made a very convincing effort to seem really into it. Left fully satisfied and can't wait to go back! Tipped. 2 on top of standard house 30 minutes. Treat her well gents!

[Collio2]

I saw cc on rubmaps and decided to try while I was in the area.

The place was clean and quiet. Rooms are private enough for customers to get whatever they want to get.

I had a pretty good experience with susan. Seem like the providers are relatively younger than other VA AMPs.

I would definitely repeat soon. It is always fun to find out good AMPs around.

Ya'll should check out cc wellness on chain bridge rd.

[JmSuttr]

Kay is gone. Current reviews are fake. This is confirmed with one of her friends. Let it go.

Did you mean to reply to someone else? My post was a response to specific request from a senior member (NYH) to check out ErM because he knows I have VIP status and can read the details. I did so and posted my opinion that this particular review, and others like it, are almost certainly fake. I've never seen Kay and I have no particular opinion about her, one way or the other. So your "let it go" comment must have been directed at someone else.

But the bigger issue I addressed in my post is that the whole environment for reviews has become more corrupt than in the past. So now, more than ever, exchanging reliable intel in this forum is an indispensable part of any monger's homework.

[Frank Digitola]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ga.../6661527.htmls

Saw that and decided to give Lilly a try. I reasoned with myself and thought that since she was paired with a girl like Mint, whose glow is damn near thermonuclear, that her picture in the ad should be somewhat close to what she actually looked like. The fact that Mints ad pics are astoundingly close only heightened these thoughts.

I texted the number, got my appointment, and met at the spot. Lilly does look like the girl in the ad picture. However she looks like the girl in the ad picture 30 lbs heavier. But hey, I'm a non spinner kinda brah. We're also "always nice to the ladies" too amirite? That's even when the pics don't match preconceived expectations. I hugged her, told her she was very pretty, showered, and headed to the table to relax.

Lilly is a cute, sweet, soft spoken, 20 something, Thai girl. Her style was interesting because it kind of fit the personality I perceived. To be generic, her style was light to medium pressure. The more I try to think of a way to describe it though, the way she massages is more of a nurturing style of sorts as opposed to a boring, sliding back and forth telegraph to get the experience over with. Her movements were slow, smooth and tender. Although she didn't break into my top five, the massage was relaxing and a cool change of pace.

The flip happens and after a massage of the front, she asks permission to nova. The cadence of the nova was the same as the massage. There was a slow paced tenderness to it and it felt really good. Although the small C girls were smaller than the huge teddies I like, they came out to play. I roamed away. She's got a little booty on her. UTC roaming was allowed there and that's where I spent most of my time. The nova wasn't rushed and she was able to make me pop. I shower once more, we hugged and she told me she hopes to see me again. I gave her the Thai Indy fee plus 3.

Lilly was a pretty good time. I enjoyed her style of soft touch massage more than I normally like soft touch. Her flip was also very enjoyable. I might see her again if I'm in the mood for her style. To be honest though, I say that all the time and end up returning to my Honies who are strong as an ox and put a boot in my ass. For brahs who are spinner lovers and / or like knot buster providers, you might want to swipe left.

Frankie.

[Sswede]

While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.

But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.

IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access.

Bottom-line, if a provider isn't running a current ad, or hasn't advertised recently, any review is probably fake. And the unfortunate truth is that all the so-called review sites of which I'm aware are somewhere between bad and awful. The best way to cut through the crap is to use this forum to confirm, verify, double-check, etc.

Back when TER was the go to source I polled several girls who had TER reviews on their accuracy. Everyone one of them said the same thing. A third of their reivews were pretty close or accurate. Another thrid wiere exaggerated and the last third. Never happened. Never happened. These were some guys' fiction to get VIP on TER was the speculation or just as bad or worse, some guy in his own la la land. I guess things haven't changed. LOL.

[Tttttwh]

While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.

But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.

IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access..

Kay is gone. Current reviews are fake. This is confirmed with one of her friends. Let it go.

[JmSuttr]

Someone posted another review of Kay on Erotic Monkey in last day or two? Again, I ask has she returned or is someone just slow on doing her review? Thanks. JMSuttr? Does it look to be new?

While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.

But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.

IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access.

Bottom-line, if a provider isn't running a current ad, or hasn't advertised recently, any review is probably fake. And the unfortunate truth is that all the so-called review sites of which I'm aware are somewhere between bad and awful. The best way to cut through the crap is to use this forum to confirm, verify, double-check, etc.

[FSavages23]

Visited Top in Tysons today, rang bell and door opened by a hot pretty young thing. Was expecting older thicker Vicky, so it took me by surprise. She said she is a new girl, just started this week, came from NYC. Chinese, from Shanghai (though seemed tall to me). She said her name was Beyra but when I asked her to spell it, it turns out her name is Bella. Beats me why a girl would chose a name she can't pronounce. She gave a great table shower then back in room asked if I wanted soft or medium and started a little light shoulder / back rub, hardly a massage. I told her I didn't really want the massage anyway and asked her to lose the clothes and lie down with me instead, which she did but had a no daty and no fiv rule. She is tall, slim, great body, firm round ass, B's with large nips, and a neat Bush. Spent some time playing with her including giving her a massage then slow finish with close eye contact. I've found most AMP girls are dry no matter how much you work them, but Bella was dripping and juicy. Speaks good English, says she also studying to be a nurse, but more money in massage work. Giggling during cleanup she asked me to guess her age so knowing I'd be wrong I said 21 she slapped me and said 24. Will repeat.

Sorry, I can't seem to find this place. Got an address or number? You can PM me if you prefer. Thanks.

[StoopDown]

Is BP down for anyone else? Trying to get Mint's contact info. PMs would be appreciated.

Looks like a hosting error.

Stoop.

[DMan46]

Is BP down for anyone else? Trying to get Mint's contact info. PMs would be appreciated.

[OldManRose]

Saw Fern today. Short, young forties but curves in all the right places. Her massage was good but did not quite raise to the level KK's. The tease was above average. Her menu is more expanded then KK's with some limits no FS which I was not looking for anyway. We had a nice conversation during massage at my choice. I would repeat for the slightly expanded menu.

[DoctorDoctor]

What was I thinking? Called around yesterday, nada. Ventured to APT based on older reviews.

30 minute dream. Hard massage, 7/10. No feather touch, unless 'iron claw' is the new normal. Flip. "do you want to play?" Yes, but how about. 6? The conversation wasn't going anywhere, iron claw. Jackhammer finish. Iron claw was attached to a powerful, woman, went by Sue, guessing 40-mid-50's.

Return? Some dreams are one and done. YMMV.