Massage Parlor Reports

[Frank Digitola]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ga.../6661527.htmls

Saw that and decided to give Lilly a try. I reasoned with myself and thought that since she was paired with a girl like Mint, whose glow is damn near thermonuclear, that her picture in the ad should be somewhat close to what she actually looked like. The fact that Mints ad pics are astoundingly close only heightened these thoughts.

I texted the number, got my appointment, and met at the spot. Lilly does look like the girl in the ad picture. However she looks like the girl in the ad picture 30 lbs heavier. But hey, I'm a non spinner kinda brah. We're also "always nice to the ladies" too amirite? That's even when the pics don't match preconceived expectations. I hugged her, told her she was very pretty, showered, and headed to the table to relax.

Lilly is a cute, sweet, soft spoken, 20 something, Thai girl. Her style was interesting because it kind of fit the personality I perceived. To be generic, her style was light to medium pressure. The more I try to think of a way to describe it though, the way she massages is more of a nurturing style of sorts as opposed to a boring, sliding back and forth telegraph to get the experience over with. Her movements were slow, smooth and tender. Although she didn't break into my top five, the massage was relaxing and a cool change of pace.

The flip happens and after a massage of the front, she asks permission to nova. The cadence of the nova was the same as the massage. There was a slow paced tenderness to it and it felt really good. Although the small C girls were smaller than the huge teddies I like, they came out to play. I roamed away. She's got a little booty on her. UTC roaming was allowed there and that's where I spent most of my time. The nova wasn't rushed and she was able to make me pop. I shower once more, we hugged and she told me she hopes to see me again. I gave her the Thai Indy fee plus 3.

Lilly was a pretty good time. I enjoyed her style of soft touch massage more than I normally like soft touch. Her flip was also very enjoyable. I might see her again if I'm in the mood for her style. To be honest though, I say that all the time and end up returning to my Honies who are strong as an ox and put a boot in my ass. For brahs who are spinner lovers and / or like knot buster providers, you might want to swipe left.

Frankie.

[Sswede]

While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.

But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.

IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access.

Bottom-line, if a provider isn't running a current ad, or hasn't advertised recently, any review is probably fake. And the unfortunate truth is that all the so-called review sites of which I'm aware are somewhere between bad and awful. The best way to cut through the crap is to use this forum to confirm, verify, double-check, etc.

Back when TER was the go to source I polled several girls who had TER reviews on their accuracy. Everyone one of them said the same thing. A third of their reivews were pretty close or accurate. Another thrid wiere exaggerated and the last third. Never happened. Never happened. These were some guys' fiction to get VIP on TER was the speculation or just as bad or worse, some guy in his own la la land. I guess things haven't changed. LOL.

[Tttttwh]

While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.

But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.

IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access..

Kay is gone. Current reviews are fake. This is confirmed with one of her friends. Let it go.

[JmSuttr]

Someone posted another review of Kay on Erotic Monkey in last day or two? Again, I ask has she returned or is someone just slow on doing her review? Thanks. JMSuttr? Does it look to be new?

While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.

But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.

IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access.

Bottom-line, if a provider isn't running a current ad, or hasn't advertised recently, any review is probably fake. And the unfortunate truth is that all the so-called review sites of which I'm aware are somewhere between bad and awful. The best way to cut through the crap is to use this forum to confirm, verify, double-check, etc.

[FSavages23]

Visited Top in Tysons today, rang bell and door opened by a hot pretty young thing. Was expecting older thicker Vicky, so it took me by surprise. She said she is a new girl, just started this week, came from NYC. Chinese, from Shanghai (though seemed tall to me). She said her name was Beyra but when I asked her to spell it, it turns out her name is Bella. Beats me why a girl would chose a name she can't pronounce. She gave a great table shower then back in room asked if I wanted soft or medium and started a little light shoulder / back rub, hardly a massage. I told her I didn't really want the massage anyway and asked her to lose the clothes and lie down with me instead, which she did but had a no daty and no fiv rule. She is tall, slim, great body, firm round ass, B's with large nips, and a neat Bush. Spent some time playing with her including giving her a massage then slow finish with close eye contact. I've found most AMP girls are dry no matter how much you work them, but Bella was dripping and juicy. Speaks good English, says she also studying to be a nurse, but more money in massage work. Giggling during cleanup she asked me to guess her age so knowing I'd be wrong I said 21 she slapped me and said 24. Will repeat.

Sorry, I can't seem to find this place. Got an address or number? You can PM me if you prefer. Thanks.

[StoopDown]

Is BP down for anyone else? Trying to get Mint's contact info. PMs would be appreciated.

Looks like a hosting error.

Stoop.

[DMan46]

Is BP down for anyone else? Trying to get Mint's contact info. PMs would be appreciated.

[OldManRose]

Saw Fern today. Short, young forties but curves in all the right places. Her massage was good but did not quite raise to the level KK's. The tease was above average. Her menu is more expanded then KK's with some limits no FS which I was not looking for anyway. We had a nice conversation during massage at my choice. I would repeat for the slightly expanded menu.

[DoctorDoctor]

What was I thinking? Called around yesterday, nada. Ventured to APT based on older reviews.

30 minute dream. Hard massage, 7/10. No feather touch, unless 'iron claw' is the new normal. Flip. "do you want to play?" Yes, but how about. 6? The conversation wasn't going anywhere, iron claw. Jackhammer finish. Iron claw was attached to a powerful, woman, went by Sue, guessing 40-mid-50's.

Return? Some dreams are one and done. YMMV.

[MiRoad]

When I tried calling, a woman with an Asian accent picked up and muttered something to the effect that I have the wrong number. Bummer.

My gut tells me its her but she's likely only seeing her regulars. So if you're reading this put in a good word for you old friend Vance.

I saw the review too and am guessing that it's yet another Monkey fake review. I've been hoping that Kay would return to the area. Saw her a few times and would love to see her again. She was one of the best and had a great sense of humor. Thai girls are the most fun!

[Member #6873]

That's a bit much unless she's advertising a four-hand massage. Even if her rate includes FS, that's more than the $$. 5 a monger recently paid Jewel, aka Bena, for a hour's FS session. And Jewel's price was 30-50 more than I thought she should have charged. Then again, there are some mongers who don't read this board and are willing to pay such inflated prices for inferior service. In the process they're driving up prices for everyone else.

The 2nd guy in line gets it 1/2 price. For the price she's asking. It should be a 6 hand massage with whiskey and booger sugar included.

[Tom McAn]

Wow, look at the rates this one is asking!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8213280.html

She sure has a high opinion of herself. Good luck to her.

That's a bit much unless she's advertising a four-hand massage. Even if her rate includes FS, that's more than the $$. 5 a monger recently paid Jewel, aka Bena, for a hour's FS session. And Jewel's price was 30-50 more than I thought she should have charged. Then again, there are some mongers who don't read this board and are willing to pay such inflated prices for inferior service. In the process they're driving up prices for everyone else.

[Powercho678]

Met with Sasha from Eden a few days ago. Like others mentioned before, the managament needs better communication skill and cell phone game, but hey, we are talking about massage here, eventually an appointment was scheduled so no hard feeling. After receiving a long ass instruction, Sasha finally appeared in my eyes, she's cute, tiny, with a pair of magnificent knockouts. However, unlike how Eden advertised, her lovely looking pair is definitely enhanced, not natural. They look real, they are relatively soft, they are quite appealing, but they are not natural, I have touched countless pairs in life and I know enhancent when I see it. Some people may call me jackass for being so clingy on a pair. To those mongers I say get out of my face, it's a personal taste issue and I just can't stand operated tits, if the advertisement says natural then I expect to see natural pair, it's a consumer right issue too LOL. People say she has a no touching policy, that's not true, just be repectful. She doesn't do body contact, that's true. Massage was decent. And Sasha is indeed a clock watcher. I would still recommend Sasha to people without natural body obsession and looking for younger / higher quality masseuse (look wise) and don't care about clock watch, after all, she's quite hot and can deliver a decent massage.

[SexAddict96]

Since this post is a response to a review that I originally posted before, I feel I need to respond to this [Deleted by Admin]

Considering the OP was an asshole and got banned and it happened 65 pages ago, really you don't have to

Just go fuck somebody new and write about it.

A2

[Invisibleman22]

Location is a little public for my taste. There's a popular restaurant a few doors down that has outside seating and a lot of other businesses (dry cleaners, something else) in the office park setup. It's also behind a 7-11 off Gallows so there's a good amount of traffic.

The front door is locked so in my dream I wound up standing outside being stared at a bit longer than I'd care for.

6 for half an hour. I drew Kay who wasn't much to look at with clothes on and hardly spoke English. The table shower was nice though and she paid appropriate attention to the right spots.

Massage was awful and the table looked like someone had literally built it that morning out of 2 x4's. The face cloth was a paper towel!

But on the flip I dreamed she asked what I wanted and when I asked what I could have she said 'whatever you want' and it turned out to be mostly true. I dreamt I asked how much and grabbed her butt and she said "no sexy" so I put a finger to her lips and she sucked on the tip gently and said "what you offer" so I told her I usually pay. 6 for that, she asked for 1 and I told her. 8 and you strip down, and she agreed.

The BBBJ in my dream was fantastic, good technique and I didn't last long. She was shy afterward for some reason and didn't want to tell me her name ("don't make trouble for me") but I teased it out of her.

7/10 just for the service offered, would definitely dream that dream again, maybe next time with a different provider.