The Rat Trap

[Lehmonade]

LMAO!

BTW, I just got done fucking a girl who greeted me at the door wearing nothing but a long piece of black rope tied up into a "dress", LOL, it was fucking amazing! l'll try to post a full review in the next day or so. I'm pleased to report that this new review will have an explicit "happy ending", LOL

SYM.

How are you getting all these haters. Even some dude hit up your inbox for not cumming in a provider's mouth? Lmfao. I jest, I think he was mad because you advertised something that's not on menu for public view.

Whatever you're doing, you're doing it right.

[SevenYearMitch]

Just For Men

LMAO. Cats out of the bag now. I had a feeling that this happened LOL. In my mid twenty I had a cuck experience when the bf enjoyed watching guys fuck his girl. Both 19's. The girl was 10/10, big ol' round ass with no cellulite, big perky D's natural boobs with nipples staring at you. I met them in a mmmf meet up through an app. Then it became a regular, routine mmf for awhile before they moved to NY with their dancing group. One day, I reached out to a friend of mine for this "Just For Men" to experiment. I realized 100 mg was too much, fuck. I was hard for hours and couldn't come. The girl totally enjoyed it though but I could not cum. She had an IUD installed and always wanted me to fill her pussy up so the guy could fuck her after I splatter her all over LOL. At one point he even licked her pussy with my cum oozing out. Eww LOL.

Needless to say, I know exactly what you're talking about!

LMAO! That's a touching story bro but I was actually referring to this kind of "Just For Men", LOL

https://youtu.be/D83b9W4lBK0

BTW, I just got done fucking a girl who greeted me at the door wearing nothing but a long piece of black rope tied up into a "dress", LOL, it was fucking amazing! l'll try to post a full review in the next day or so. I'm pleased to report that this new review will have an explicit "happy ending", LOL

SYM.

[Lehmonade]

LMAO is that a Golden Girls reference? Let's just say I buy "Just For Men" in bulk, but at least I haven't gone bald yet! LOL.

SYM.

LMAO. Cats out of the bag now. I had a feeling that this happened LOL. In my mid twenty I had a cuck experience when the bf enjoyed watching guys fuck his girl. Both 19's. The girl was 10/10, big ol' round ass with no cellulite, big perky D's natural boobs with nipples staring at you. I met them in a mmmf meet up through an app. Then it became a regular, routine mmf for awhile before they moved to NY with their dancing group. One day, I reached out to a friend of mine for this "Just For Men" to experiment. I realized 100 mg was too much, fuck. I was hard for hours and couldn't come. The girl totally enjoyed it though but I could not cum. She had an IUD installed and always wanted me to fill her pussy up so the guy could fuck her after I splatter her all over LOL. At one point he even licked her pussy with my cum oozing out. Eww LOL.

Needless to say, I know exactly what you're talking about!

[SevenYearMitch]

I hope your old than me

Geez I'm just trying to get out of this phase of middle age where if I catch Blanch in the right light, I can floppy splatter before the opening credits are done.

LMAO is that a Golden Girls reference? Let's just say I buy "Just For Men" in bulk, but at least I haven't gone bald yet! LOL.

SYM.

[SevenYearMitch]

In other news

Clean results!

Doc says I can raw dog more beautiful girls! MAJOR J. K. !

I'm slowing down a bit for this cute girl I just met. Might have to baptize my computer hard drives and history on phone so she doesn't find out LOL.

LMAO, congrats bro! I don't fuck girls raw either (except in the mouth) but I still hold my breath when I get tested twice a year. Good luck with the new gf, but I predict you'll be out getting some strange in less than 3 months, LOL.

SYM.

[Lehmonade]

Clean results!

Doc says I can raw dog more beautiful girls! MAJOR J. K. !

I'm slowing down a bit for this cute girl I just met. Might have to baptize my computer hard drives and history on phone so she doesn't find out LOL.

[Lehmonade]

DreamForever69.....
One last thing, he kept saying over and over in his PMs to me that he has some sort of special "relationship" with Nikkole, LMAO. Kind of proves my earlier point about not getting too close to these girls.

SYM

Oof, having expectations is rough in this hobby, Dreamforever69. Get out of that rabbit hole when you can my dude.

Your resentment is aimed at the wrong person.

[LennyBruce]

LOL, so I've been getting bombarded with PMs from DreamForever69 calling me an "asshole" and threatening to reveal that I didn't cum with Nikkole (not sure why he cares so much about my cum, LOL) unless I retract my post below. He has very poor reading comprehension because I never said I came. What I said was that the dream ended with her "begging me to shoot my cum straight into her mouth" which were her exact words. If any of you guys have the pleasure of meeting her please feel free to ask her about the dream. Nowhere did I say I actually ejaculated, LOL. I'll include the relevant portion of my report below. I even mentioned at the end of my report that I had to go jack off after writing the report, LOL

I felt bad for Nikkole that she couldn't make me cum but it wasn't really her fault. I had already fucked M1 L in the afternoon and another girl around midnight the night before (I think it was Rachel but it might have been Cassie, I forget, LOL) and at my age it's difficult for me to cum three times in less than 24 hours. It sucks getting old! LOL.

One last thing, he kept saying over and over in his PMs to me that he has some sort of special "relationship" with Nikkole, LMAO. Kind of proves my earlier point about not getting too close to these girls.

SYM

Geez I'm just trying to get out of this phase of middle age where if I catch Blanch in the right light, I can floppy splatter before the opening credits are done.

[SevenYearMitch]

LOL, so I've been getting bombarded with PMs from DreamForever69 calling me an "asshole" and threatening to reveal that I didn't cum with Nikkole (not sure why he cares so much about my cum, LOL) unless I retract my post below. He has very poor reading comprehension because I never said I came. What I said was that the dream ended with her "begging me to shoot my cum straight into her mouth" which were her exact words. If any of you guys have the pleasure of meeting her please feel free to ask her about the dream. Nowhere did I say I actually ejaculated, LOL. I'll include the relevant portion of my report below. I even mentioned at the end of my report that I had to go jack off after writing the report, LOL

I felt bad for Nikkole that she couldn't make me cum but it wasn't really her fault. I had already fucked M1 L in the afternoon and another girl around midnight the night before (I think it was Rachel but it might have been Cassie, I forget, LOL) and at my age it's difficult for me to cum three times in less than 24 hours. It sucks getting old! LOL.

One last thing, he kept saying over and over in his PMs to me that he has some sort of special "relationship" with Nikkole, LMAO. Kind of proves my earlier point about not getting too close to these girls.

SYM

...I had her put the ice dildo back in her pussy and the dream ended with Nikkole begging me to shoot my cum straight into her mouth....I need to go jack off now after writing this review, LOL...

SYM.

[SevenYearMitch]

No props necessary

Short, to the point and most of all truthful. You do not need any props to have the BEST session ever with Nikkole.

LMAO, what's with all the cheap shots bro? Are you jealous or something? Seems like every time you post you have to insinuate that my reports are untruthful. Please tell me you're not upset with me for fucking your ATF girl with an ice dildo, LOL. I saw you post somewhere that you've seen her like 3 dozen times and she's the only girl you see, etc, but that doesn't make her your girlfriend bro, I'm pretty sure she has one.

And just cuz you don't like M1L anymore for whatever reason it doesn't mean you have to insinuate in all your recent comments about her that my reports about her are untruthful. I saw you say that you once considered her the "Led Zeppelin" of providers but that you haven't seen her since 2015. It's none of my fucking business what happened between the two of you but just move on bro!

My advice is you should never restrict yourself to seeing one girl in this hobby, you should always maintain at least three girls in your rotation at all times else you might get emotionally attached.

JM2C,
SYM

[NoFear101]

Really? While we all get laid is how you titled that post? You're not getting laid. You're "fudge-pounding" your "butty boy" in the closet, you FAGGOT!

You're a REAL comedian if you think people are laughing at ME. My Inbox runneth over with messages saying I'm killing it making a fool of YOU!

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 3

1. If NoFear and his boyfriend are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to Hell first? The one who had his shit packed.

2. NoFear told his Daddy a boy in school called him gay. His Daddy said why don't you beat him up? NoFear said: "I can't, he's too cute".

3. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Maybe that's why NoFear is rumored to travel out of state a lot?

4. NoFear only admits he's gay when ugly girls and hot guys hit on him.

5. If NoFear is ever murdered, the police will call it a homo-cide.

6. Gay NoFear wanted to be a Dentist, but did not like idea of being called a Tooth "Fairy".

7. NoFear is happy he has a large nutsack, because he uses it as a mudflap when he's pounding fudge.

8. NoFear and his boyfriend do not shop at Sports Authority because they prefer Dicks.

9. Our dyslexic gay NoFear is so excited for Febuary 14th with his boyfriend because he thinks it's Vaseline Day.

10. NoFear's sister is so gay, she fucked NoFear in the ass with a strap-on. Then she sang: "I fucked a guy, and I liked it".

11. NoFear's Daddy discovered NoFear was gay when he took the seat off NoFear's bike, and NoFear did not notice.

12. I asked NoFear what was worse then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriend's ass? NoFear said: "sucking out 13 of them, and realizing I only put in a dozen".

13. I asked NoFear what was the difference between jam and jelly? He said he doesn't jelly his dick down his boyfriend's throat.

14. NoFear said one time he fucked his boyfriend so hard that his boyfriend almost came back to life.

15. NoFear said the best part of fucking his boyfriend is reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

16. If gay NoFear is not attracted to girls, then why is he attracted to guys who act like girls?

17. NoFear was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.

18. How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool in NoFear's bar? As many as you like, since they stack like Legos.

19. You know when you stumble into NoFear's gay church because only half the congregation is kneeling.

20. NoFear and his boyfriend say that the first symptom of AIDS is a sharp pounding sensation in the ass.

Later, LOSER!

Your inbox isn't running over asswipe, in fact you get no pms at all. No one would pm over Rat Trap bullshit, they would just post it here.

Georgie, you have no friends or supporters or admirers of any kind. Your pathetic attempts to be "popular" like the little high school girl that you are is nauseatingly gay.

You're a waste of time Georgie boy, nobody gives a shit about your imaginary issues with either me or Swags or anybody else for that matter.

Why don't you just end it all already buddy boy? Cause I'm done responding to your horseshit.

[ScottChase1976]

From a buddy of mine:

"Your FWB / booty call throwing out an unexpected 'I love you' in a text message is the equivalent of _.

My answers were 1) someone throwing a decapitated chicken right on a hot blackjack table at the casino, or 2) the Toronto Raptors coach calling an unnecessary and horrific time out in Game 5 when his team had scored 10 straight points and was about to win the game and the series.

Anyone want to play? What's your analogy?

Scott.

[Lehmonade]

You don't have to boil the water, Lehmonade. Use distilled water instead. It's already purified and about 89 cents per gallon at Publix.

Another method that's smarter!

LMAO, I just came up with the perfect solution for you, a frozen lemonade dildo!

SYM

EDIT: Nevernind, I notice it says "soft" in the pic - that won't work! LOL

That might work, then I'll have my favorite drink next to my favorite meal. But unfortunately, that popsicle will totally screw up her vagina's pH LOL.

[SevenYearMitch]

Oh yeah, I'm definitely boiling that water before inserting it frozen into the girl.

Oh I see what you mean, you cut half the bottle open, leaving half intact so you can handle to insert the smaller end. Here I've been thinking you cut the bottle open, sit there and wait til it melts to the right size.

I think I'll use the condom method with boiled water, I can add indents and textures onto that ice dildo LOL.

LMAO, I just came up with the perfect solution for you, a frozen lemonade dildo!

SYM

EDIT: Nevernind, I notice it says "soft" in the pic - that won't work! LOL

[GeorgeMason]

While we all get laid

Georgie jerks off in the Rat Trap making up stupid jokes. Only a queer could make up such schoolboy bullshit. Enjoy laughing at your own jokes while we all laugh at you buddy boy.

Really? While we all get laid is how you titled that post? You're not getting laid. You're "fudge-pounding" your "butty boy" in the closet, you FAGGOT!

You're a REAL comedian if you think people are laughing at ME. My Inbox runneth over with messages saying I'm killing it making a fool of YOU!

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 3

1. If NoFear and his boyfriend are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to Hell first? The one who had his shit packed.

2. NoFear told his Daddy a boy in school called him gay. His Daddy said why don't you beat him up? NoFear said: "I can't, he's too cute".

3. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Maybe that's why NoFear is rumored to travel out of state a lot?

4. NoFear only admits he's gay when ugly girls and hot guys hit on him.

5. If NoFear is ever murdered, the police will call it a homo-cide.

6. Gay NoFear wanted to be a Dentist, but did not like idea of being called a Tooth "Fairy".

7. NoFear is happy he has a large nutsack, because he uses it as a mudflap when he's pounding fudge.

8. NoFear and his boyfriend do not shop at Sports Authority because they prefer Dicks.

9. Our dyslexic gay NoFear is so excited for Febuary 14th with his boyfriend because he thinks it's Vaseline Day.

10. NoFear's sister is so gay, she fucked NoFear in the ass with a strap-on. Then she sang: "I fucked a guy, and I liked it".

11. NoFear's Daddy discovered NoFear was gay when he took the seat off NoFear's bike, and NoFear did not notice.

12. I asked NoFear what was worse then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriend's ass? NoFear said: "sucking out 13 of them, and realizing I only put in a dozen".

13. I asked NoFear what was the difference between jam and jelly? He said he doesn't jelly his dick down his boyfriend's throat.

14. NoFear said one time he fucked his boyfriend so hard that his boyfriend almost came back to life.

15. NoFear said the best part of fucking his boyfriend is reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

16. If gay NoFear is not attracted to girls, then why is he attracted to guys who act like girls?

17. NoFear was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.

18. How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool in NoFear's bar? As many as you like, since they stack like Legos.

19. You know when you stumble into NoFear's gay church because only half the congregation is kneeling.

20. NoFear and his boyfriend say that the first symptom of AIDS is a sharp pounding sensation in the ass.

Later, LOSER!