Massage Parlor Reports

[DoctorDoctor]

What was I thinking? Called around yesterday, nada. Ventured to APT based on older reviews.

30 minute dream. Hard massage, 7/10. No feather touch, unless 'iron claw' is the new normal. Flip. "do you want to play?" Yes, but how about. 6? The conversation wasn't going anywhere, iron claw. Jackhammer finish. Iron claw was attached to a powerful, woman, went by Sue, guessing 40-mid-50's.

Return? Some dreams are one and done. YMMV.

[MiRoad]

When I tried calling, a woman with an Asian accent picked up and muttered something to the effect that I have the wrong number. Bummer.

My gut tells me its her but she's likely only seeing her regulars. So if you're reading this put in a good word for you old friend Vance.

I saw the review too and am guessing that it's yet another Monkey fake review. I've been hoping that Kay would return to the area. Saw her a few times and would love to see her again. She was one of the best and had a great sense of humor. Thai girls are the most fun!

[Member #6873]

That's a bit much unless she's advertising a four-hand massage. Even if her rate includes FS, that's more than the $$. 5 a monger recently paid Jewel, aka Bena, for a hour's FS session. And Jewel's price was 30-50 more than I thought she should have charged. Then again, there are some mongers who don't read this board and are willing to pay such inflated prices for inferior service. In the process they're driving up prices for everyone else.

The 2nd guy in line gets it 1/2 price. For the price she's asking. It should be a 6 hand massage with whiskey and booger sugar included.

[Tom McAn]

Wow, look at the rates this one is asking!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8213280.html

She sure has a high opinion of herself. Good luck to her.

That's a bit much unless she's advertising a four-hand massage. Even if her rate includes FS, that's more than the $$. 5 a monger recently paid Jewel, aka Bena, for a hour's FS session. And Jewel's price was 30-50 more than I thought she should have charged. Then again, there are some mongers who don't read this board and are willing to pay such inflated prices for inferior service. In the process they're driving up prices for everyone else.

[Powercho678]

Met with Sasha from Eden a few days ago. Like others mentioned before, the managament needs better communication skill and cell phone game, but hey, we are talking about massage here, eventually an appointment was scheduled so no hard feeling. After receiving a long ass instruction, Sasha finally appeared in my eyes, she's cute, tiny, with a pair of magnificent knockouts. However, unlike how Eden advertised, her lovely looking pair is definitely enhanced, not natural. They look real, they are relatively soft, they are quite appealing, but they are not natural, I have touched countless pairs in life and I know enhancent when I see it. Some people may call me jackass for being so clingy on a pair. To those mongers I say get out of my face, it's a personal taste issue and I just can't stand operated tits, if the advertisement says natural then I expect to see natural pair, it's a consumer right issue too LOL. People say she has a no touching policy, that's not true, just be repectful. She doesn't do body contact, that's true. Massage was decent. And Sasha is indeed a clock watcher. I would still recommend Sasha to people without natural body obsession and looking for younger / higher quality masseuse (look wise) and don't care about clock watch, after all, she's quite hot and can deliver a decent massage.

[SexAddict96]

Since this post is a response to a review that I originally posted before, I feel I need to respond to this [Deleted by Admin]

Considering the OP was an asshole and got banned and it happened 65 pages ago, really you don't have to

Just go fuck somebody new and write about it.

A2

[Invisibleman22]

Location is a little public for my taste. There's a popular restaurant a few doors down that has outside seating and a lot of other businesses (dry cleaners, something else) in the office park setup. It's also behind a 7-11 off Gallows so there's a good amount of traffic.

The front door is locked so in my dream I wound up standing outside being stared at a bit longer than I'd care for.

6 for half an hour. I drew Kay who wasn't much to look at with clothes on and hardly spoke English. The table shower was nice though and she paid appropriate attention to the right spots.

Massage was awful and the table looked like someone had literally built it that morning out of 2 x4's. The face cloth was a paper towel!

But on the flip I dreamed she asked what I wanted and when I asked what I could have she said 'whatever you want' and it turned out to be mostly true. I dreamt I asked how much and grabbed her butt and she said "no sexy" so I put a finger to her lips and she sucked on the tip gently and said "what you offer" so I told her I usually pay. 6 for that, she asked for 1 and I told her. 8 and you strip down, and she agreed.

The BBBJ in my dream was fantastic, good technique and I didn't last long. She was shy afterward for some reason and didn't want to tell me her name ("don't make trouble for me") but I teased it out of her.

7/10 just for the service offered, would definitely dream that dream again, maybe next time with a different provider.

[Tttttwh]

Visited again yesterday 2 pm, rang bell, door opened by deferential older Asian chap who waved me in pointing to girl waiting in doorway to her room. Looked kinda similar to Mindy, youngish small cute, but she said Mindy gone and her name Maya. She had just arrived from NY, 5-hour bus ride then uber to the place and I was her second customer. Suitcase on the floor spilling bits of tart's clothes. Obviously was expecting another monger as she asked if my phone ended in this number or that number, showing me a list of bookings on her phone. Explained I just walked in and she spent a while texting in Chinese with her handler who said okay she could see me. Sprayed and wiped down to start. Very flat barely A's but long big nipples. $140 half hour FS everything covered, small and tight. A bit off-putting was her sitting on side of bed, back to me with her doing slow HJ with one hand and texting with the other. No FIV and resists much direct touch. Quoted $40 extra for DATY. Cursory clean up then back to her phone. Saw nobody else there when I left. Overall OK for a quick shag.

FC news reported the massage parlor at 1057 got robbed at gunpoint (3 suspects involved). This place is toast, probably got robbed by a customer who saw an opportunity. Crapshoots are high risk, not worth it. Be safe.

[Frank Digitola]

Wow, look at the rates this one is asking!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8213280.html

She sure has a high opinion of herself. Good luck to her.

I saw that ad too. Even if she's tugging brahs with caviar I don't see how anyone will drop that much bread. Shoutout to her for shooting that shot though.

[SexAddict96]

I agree and you know what I always say if I'm not offered something then it must be a sign of something maybe to save money or bigger and better things and places are ahead.

Since this post is a response to a review that I originally posted before, I feel I need to respond to this since it has expanded into an actual thread / chain. I didn't respond to FullWood's criticism at the time because I didn't want to get into an internet troll war with someone whose first post at the time was making a bunch of assumptions and trying to act like he knew how the situation had occurred. Yes, his very first post on the board was not to share information but to assume how my situation had unfolded. Although I don't post much (except for my week of decadence), I want to establish board cred and build up a trust worthy reputation. I feel I have done well with that by providing useful information that members may use. However, if you look FullWood's entire posting history, he has a total of four posts. His very first post and his third was in response to my post. His fourth post was flagged by admin and didn't provide any useful information. Only his second post was an actual review. In NY.

I do agree that you should never use the board as a bargaining chip for negotiations. In fact, I would say that is pretty amateurish to even think like that. I am in my mid-40's and have been doing this since I was in my 20's and have been using this board for years for information. I only started recently to share information and I don't post as much as others as I am trying to limit feeding the demon. However, I do have much experience and hope that others can use the information I provide. In the original post, I was trying to share information that BBBJ was no longer available at Smooth Water since it was a hot item at that point in time.

Thanks. I just wanted to get the record straight from my end.

[PixelsAndGrids]

Has anyone seen her lately. Annandale. Mid 50's. Youthful appearance.

Saw her last December at her place in Annandale. Really nice personality and everything was available. If you're into camel and body slides be sure to try her out. I'd see her again, but I'm more into spinner types. Though, it's tempting to make a return visit.

[RadGasm]

Just do what I often do. I check regularly to see if it has been used or not. As I usually take my own bottle of water in with me I will occasionally spill and ask for another towel / sheet. I then make sure that the one I use is also left in a condition where they'll have to change it out.

Just a helpful suggestion.

Speaking about not changing sheets. I went to bluegems the other day and they are the worse with this issue. I don't think the sheets get changed the whole day and the garbage is still around from the previous day. It's disgusting and really needs to change.

[NyHornet]

Wow, look at the rates this one is asking!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8213280.html

She sure has a high opinion of herself. Good luck to her.

[FullWood]

Now there isn't a book on how to monger (to my knowledge) but I feel like it's proper monger etiquette not to whine and complain when you aren't offered the same level of service from a provider as patient zero. Im not so lucky in most cases, Ive been to many AMPs and independents that were reported to offer a menu beyond just the Standard NOVAs, but when I asked Ive been shot down. I dont press further. I cross it off the list that never seems to shorten. Take your wins when you can and accept the losses when theyre dealt. Dust yourself off and move on to the next establishment. When all else fails, I hear the grass tends to be GREENer over beyond the BELTway.

I agree and you know what I always say if I'm not offered something then it must be a sign of something maybe to save money or bigger and better things and places are ahead.

[Gorbot]

Been a while. I recently had a visit to Angel in Fairfax. Massage was good, table shower was a bit timid, but still good.

I got a girl from Ohio who was only in town for a month (it's been a few weeks since I went, so I doubt she is still there. The flip came. We did a little negotiating and she got full naked. Girl had a Bush, which I have never seen before from an AMP. Anyone else come across ones with that? I liked it.

Well she gets me going to where I'm at full attention and then says "oh" and I say "what's wrong" and she says oh nothing. But the curious person I am pressed her on it and she says "it's just smaller than I thought it would get" and needless to say, after that, my experience was less enjoyable. Anyone else had an AMP comment on your size negatively? Maybe that's on Ohio thing, like the Bush? Who knows but she certainly gave maximum effort to make up for the comment after that. Tipped. 5 and went on my way.

Mr Wilson.

Thats funny and instantly reminded me of a K-girl at Shirlington T in the early spring that had a nice black Bush with fine hair like a Persian cat's fur. Wonder if she is making the NoVa rounds and faking her back story to one of us. She went by the name "Happy" and said she lived in fairfax. Had a kocky attitude but it was almost like she didn't know it. We never talked about size, but she said some shit (can't remember) and I was like, WTF did you just say, and she just went on like nothing happened. She was about 30 maybe even late 20's, pretty attractive and smallish B's but really perky and playful tits. I paid the "up" for full service and had a good time, but she had the arrogant attitude of a millennial which I just thought was funny. I mean she just fucked an older dude for money, so am I still supposed to think she is hot shit? Hahahah. I had a good time, enjoyed seeing a furry Bush like it was the 80's and high school again, and drilled her good in doggie. But she finished me doing the Asian squat thing cow girl style. That was a first for me and memorable. Is there any chance she matches the description of the "K with attitude" that you experienced?

And the auto-correct on this site keeps capitalizing my b in Bush when I preview the post. WTF. I guess this website is programmed for Bush to only be GW Bush and not a vagina. Or maybe those are synonyms.