Massage Parlor Reports

[FullWood]

Now there isn't a book on how to monger (to my knowledge) but I feel like it's proper monger etiquette not to whine and complain when you aren't offered the same level of service from a provider as patient zero. Im not so lucky in most cases, Ive been to many AMPs and independents that were reported to offer a menu beyond just the Standard NOVAs, but when I asked Ive been shot down. I dont press further. I cross it off the list that never seems to shorten. Take your wins when you can and accept the losses when theyre dealt. Dust yourself off and move on to the next establishment. When all else fails, I hear the grass tends to be GREENer over beyond the BELTway.

I agree and you know what I always say if I'm not offered something then it must be a sign of something maybe to save money or bigger and better things and places are ahead.

[Gorbot]

Been a while. I recently had a visit to Angel in Fairfax. Massage was good, table shower was a bit timid, but still good.

I got a girl from Ohio who was only in town for a month (it's been a few weeks since I went, so I doubt she is still there. The flip came. We did a little negotiating and she got full naked. Girl had a Bush, which I have never seen before from an AMP. Anyone else come across ones with that? I liked it.

Well she gets me going to where I'm at full attention and then says "oh" and I say "what's wrong" and she says oh nothing. But the curious person I am pressed her on it and she says "it's just smaller than I thought it would get" and needless to say, after that, my experience was less enjoyable. Anyone else had an AMP comment on your size negatively? Maybe that's on Ohio thing, like the Bush? Who knows but she certainly gave maximum effort to make up for the comment after that. Tipped. 5 and went on my way.

Mr Wilson.

Thats funny and instantly reminded me of a K-girl at Shirlington T in the early spring that had a nice black Bush with fine hair like a Persian cat's fur. Wonder if she is making the NoVa rounds and faking her back story to one of us. She went by the name "Happy" and said she lived in fairfax. Had a kocky attitude but it was almost like she didn't know it. We never talked about size, but she said some shit (can't remember) and I was like, WTF did you just say, and she just went on like nothing happened. She was about 30 maybe even late 20's, pretty attractive and smallish B's but really perky and playful tits. I paid the "up" for full service and had a good time, but she had the arrogant attitude of a millennial which I just thought was funny. I mean she just fucked an older dude for money, so am I still supposed to think she is hot shit? Hahahah. I had a good time, enjoyed seeing a furry Bush like it was the 80's and high school again, and drilled her good in doggie. But she finished me doing the Asian squat thing cow girl style. That was a first for me and memorable. Is there any chance she matches the description of the "K with attitude" that you experienced?

And the auto-correct on this site keeps capitalizing my b in Bush when I preview the post. WTF. I guess this website is programmed for Bush to only be GW Bush and not a vagina. Or maybe those are synonyms.

[AdcFellow]

Made an appointment to see lena. Photo looks promising.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6650439.html

Any reviews before I toftt?

Did you end up taking one for the team? Curious what the outcome was.

[RustyMuffler]

You could comeback with, "I'm a grower, not a shower. " It may get a laugh if she's never heard that one before.

Or you could just retort, "Is small penis size humiliation extra? Because I don't know if I brought enough of a tip for that and a blow job."

I would have told her it's the perfect size for anal. Just saying.

A few times. Some girls can be brutally honest. They see all shapes and sizes day in and day out so you may not be the biggest she's seen but take solace in knowing you're also not the smallest. Sometimes you got to learn to laugh and play along. Wit can get you far for instance if it happens again think of it as a good ice breaker to potentially get FS. She comments on your small dick, turn it around and say "bend over and I'll show just how powerful this little guy is".

[Bentaki]

Visited Top in Tysons today, rang bell and door opened by a hot pretty young thing. Was expecting older thicker Vicky, so it took me by surprise. She said she is a new girl, just started this week, came from NYC. Chinese, from Shanghai (though seemed tall to me). She said her name was Beyra but when I asked her to spell it, it turns out her name is Bella. Beats me why a girl would chose a name she can't pronounce. She gave a great table shower then back in room asked if I wanted soft or medium and started a little light shoulder / back rub, hardly a massage. I told her I didn't really want the massage anyway and asked her to lose the clothes and lie down with me instead, which she did but had a no daty and no fiv rule. She is tall, slim, great body, firm round ass, B's with large nips, and a neat Bush. Spent some time playing with her including giving her a massage then slow finish with close eye contact. I've found most AMP girls are dry no matter how much you work them, but Bella was dripping and juicy. Speaks good English, says she also studying to be a nurse, but more money in massage work. Giggling during cleanup she asked me to guess her age so knowing I'd be wrong I said 21 she slapped me and said 24. Will repeat.

[DC002]

Is this same as Best Therapeutic in Chantilly?

How old is Cinderella and does she do BBBJ?

Yes, it is Best Therapeutic or Therapy in Chantilly on Sullyfield Circle.

BBBJ? I don't know. Not my cup of tea. Ask her, I guess, that will break the ice! She is pretty, tight shapely body and pretty cool and open to talk to and doesn't play games, usually.

😊.

DC002.

[VChase]

I would have told her it's the perfect size for anal. Just saying.

A few times. Some girls can be brutally honest. They see all shapes and sizes day in and day out so you may not be the biggest she's seen but take solace in knowing you're also not the smallest. Sometimes you got to learn to laugh and play along. Wit can get you far for instance if it happens again think of it as a good ice breaker to potentially get FS. She comments on your small dick, turn it around and say "bend over and I'll show just how powerful this little guy is".

[TheOuroboros]

Well she gets me going to where I'm at full attention and then says "oh" and I say "what's wrong" and she says oh nothing. But the curious person I am pressed her on it and she says "it's just smaller than I thought it would get" and needless to say, after that, my experience was less enjoyable. Anyone else had an AMP comment on your size negatively?Who knows but she certainly gave maximum effort to make up for the comment after that. Tipped. 5 and went on my way.

A few times. Some girls can be brutally honest. They see all shapes and sizes day in and day out so you may not be the biggest she's seen but take solace in knowing you're also not the smallest. Sometimes you got to learn to laugh and play along. Wit can get you far for instance if it happens again think of it as a good ice breaker to potentially get FS. She comments on your small dick, turn it around and say "bend over and I'll show just how powerful this little guy is".

[GiantRhodes]

Been a while. I recently had a visit to Angel in Fairfax. Massage was good, table shower was a bit timid, but still good.

I got a girl from Ohio who was only in town for a month (it's been a few weeks since I went, so I doubt she is still there. The flip came. We did a little negotiating and she got full naked. Girl had a Bush, which I have never seen before from an AMP. Anyone else come across ones with that? I liked it.

Well she gets me going to where I'm at full attention and then says "oh" and I say "what's wrong" and she says oh nothing. But the curious person I am pressed her on it and she says "it's just smaller than I thought it would get" and needless to say, after that, my experience was less enjoyable. Anyone else had an AMP comment on your size negatively? Maybe that's on Ohio thing, like the Bush? Who knows but she certainly gave maximum effort to make up for the comment after that. Tipped. 5 and went on my way.

Well that certainly is out of character for an AMP provider! Usually they don't remark anything about size unless it is to boost your ego and score a good tip! Did you get her name? K-girl? Jade is my usual go-to there and she usually never disappoints.

[VChase]

When I tried calling, a woman with an Asian accent picked up and muttered something to the effect that I have the wrong number. Bummer.

My gut tells me its her but she's likely only seeing her regulars. So if you're reading this put in a good word for you old friend Vance.

Someone posted another review of Kay on Erotic Monkey in last day or two? Again, I ask has she returned or is someone just slow on doing her review? Thanks. JMSuttr? Does it look to be new?

[MrWilson898]

Been a while. I recently had a visit to Angel in Fairfax. Massage was good, table shower was a bit timid, but still good.

I got a girl from Ohio who was only in town for a month (it's been a few weeks since I went, so I doubt she is still there. The flip came. We did a little negotiating and she got full naked. Girl had a Bush, which I have never seen before from an AMP. Anyone else come across ones with that? I liked it.

Well she gets me going to where I'm at full attention and then says "oh" and I say "what's wrong" and she says oh nothing. But the curious person I am pressed her on it and she says "it's just smaller than I thought it would get" and needless to say, after that, my experience was less enjoyable. Anyone else had an AMP comment on your size negatively? Maybe that's on Ohio thing, like the Bush? Who knows but she certainly gave maximum effort to make up for the comment after that. Tipped. 5 and went on my way.

[JasonCuse]

After suffering through Vandara Thai, was in Chantilly for business.

Met 2 wonderful ladies that were pretty, shapely and slim. And knew what they were doing. Socialized with both for a while. One knows me well. Place was Best Therapy. Smaller-shorter one was Bebe. Sweet and aimed to please. She knows what to do but has her limits to keep it safe, which I like. Had a delightful time and lots of non rush fun after a good table shower.

During table shower other taller one comes in and jokes around with me and Bebe. She is the one I knew from before. What a body and smile and personality! Her name is Cinderella. Maybe she can make magic for me next time.

In any case, lots of nice fun and times and not real silly games. They know I tip well, usually before we start, because negotiations kill the mood for me.

In any case, enjoy.

DC002.

Is this same as Best Therapeutic in Chantilly?

How old is Cinderella and does she do BBBJ?

[NyHornet]

I was just looking thru The them site and saw that someone posted a review of Kay in last couple of days. I don't have level of membership to read the review so don't know if the guy is posing from an old session, but hoping Kay has returned. Anyone have info?

Someone posted another review of Kay on Erotic Monkey in last day or two? Again, I ask has she returned or is someone just slow on doing her review? Thanks. JMSuttr? Does it look to be new?

[LukeSmyt]

These ladies here do not change towels or sheets or anything really. When I was here recently, Mia just straightened out what was already on the table instead of changing it. This place should be avoided because I don't think we should be exposed to any types of bacterial infection. When I called her out on it and she said she will change it after I leave but most other places will take off the sheets as I am dressing back up. Avoid this place unless you don't mind being exposed to each others fluids for nothing more than a NOVA. And report other places like this so others know to avoid it and teach these dirty AMPs a lesson.

Just do what I often do. I check regularly to see if it has been used or not. As I usually take my own bottle of water in with me I will occasionally spill and ask for another towel / sheet. I then make sure that the one I use is also left in a condition where they'll have to change it out.

Just a helpful suggestion.

[Fan04]

Lucy on Javier is back from China. Always a great time.