Massage Parlor Reports

[Scotchman]

..., but K-Town is full of parlors and agencies, ....

The "parlors" are dumps. The agencies are over-priced with lousy service.

[Scotchman]

So I'll in LA for a convention next week and was wondering if there are any decent places in DTLA or little Tokyo.

No & no.

Otherwise ill just head to k-town even though its a bit out of the way. Thanks.

File your reports!

[TaxiTaxi]

Any info on a place called Moon Health spa in echo park? Went in looking for some action, paid for a half hour, and got a very clinical, professional massage. Nothing close to even suggesting more. Oh well, worked out the knot in my back. When I was leaving, though, she says next time to pay for the hour, because they work it all, back and front. Really emphasized front and gave the handy hand signal. Anyone been before who can enlighten me?

Oh yeah, this is my go to spot. I've gotten a handy from pretty much everyone there, but I also always get the hour. It helps to be assertive though, every time I go to a new place I grope the girls as they massage me, and I put their hands on my junk, they usually get the message.

The women are all older, but they do give good massages.

[MisterTwinkies]

So I'll in LA for a convention next week and was wondering if there are any decent places in DTLA or little Tokyo. Otherwise ill just head to k-town even though its a bit out of the way. Thanks.

I'm so fucking jealous, man. I'm going to miss AX this year cause I just moved and have no cash for it. Sucks. I've never mongered while visiting little' Tokyo so I can't say what's to be found there, but K-Town is full of parlors and agencies, can find one easily I'm sure, check RM for the parlors.

[PriscillaM]

Is this place really all that? I'm in town for work so I'm looking to explore. Can anyone pm me any intel? I'll submit my app online, but can anyone send me leads of who provides some work? Are they really hot? I'm down to switch it up from Asian / Latina to white.

Like. If they see me get hard. They'll know what to do without me asking, right?

Thanks in advance fellas.

Here is what the temple is not. It is not full service. It is not a place you can cream pie in to some girl's pussy. It is not cheap. It is not a therapeutic massage. The massage there is awful. Some dud reviewed the place and claimed he only got a massage. He must have been wearing LAPD boxers.

What it is is an overpriced handjob from a girl under 30, sometimes under 25, who if you are lucky will let you touch her tits and who will show you a nice Bush. This is the westside not, the sgv. There is no cum in mouth and have the girl cook for you for 25 dollars. The girls here post their pics and they are not airbrushed, generally. I am sometimes viewed as a homer for this place. Look - it is all there is on the westside if you want a girl who is not an Asian ages 29-65 or who looks like they were hit by a truck.

There are a few jedi at the place, very few. The rest are crap and maya celeste is crap concentrate.

[LazyBird]

So I'll in LA for a convention next week and was wondering if there are any decent places in DTLA or little Tokyo. Otherwise ill just head to k-town even though its a bit out of the way. Thanks.

[HornDog626]

So here is the thumbnail on each of the la girls, and a plea for information:

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love/

The mamasan. Clinically insane. Has a split personality disorder and is also avaricious with her staff. Takes fucken over 50% from the gross. Apparently no longer gives handjobs, will do coaching for you. Looks like miss havisham. Must be making at least 50 k a month cash.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Seems to be executive vice president of the la operation. Is cute and shows her beaver during massages, but her head and the rest of her is somewhere else. A fair shake though.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/danielle-avalon/

Apparently back for a limited time. A master jedi. Used to be in to the whole breathing bullshit and it detracted from her sessions. Has the perfect waist, tits, ass and bountiful Bush. Cute enough that any heterosexual male would drag their balls over 100 feet of broken glass to hear her fart on the phone.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/maya-celeste/

Delusional. Fashions herself as some sort of surf / skate / bad tattoo / fat ass goddess. Gives a weak handjob and is miserable about life in general. Not sure how she is a good corporate citizen, she fuken left the place a while back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/tiana-luna/

A master jedi. For bell curve reasons, a very high iq. Her body is off the deep end of pluto. She has a cool scar that gives her character. She is network / professional football league quality pussy. I am not recalling if she shows her hey nanny nanny. Totally into my huge cock when I last saw her.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ashley-faith/

A fatso. No really offensive qualities, but no redeeming ones either. I am sure she is politically correct and volunteers for the homeless. But her handjobs are full of bullshit and are more form than substance.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

Well over the age limit. May have been born before the advent of the wheel. Lots of sag and a little too much attitude that she is all that and a bag of busted assholes. I had a hard time converting the third down with her and she was none too happy.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/marilyn-anand/

A Master Jedi. So cute that I would have sex with her even if she did not ask me too. Skin tone and color made from the gods. Dickwork skills that are preternatural. A Bush. Shows her cooter. Awesome naturals.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nadia-everheart/

A Master Jedi. Objectively I crush it with the nut flying astrally every time I see her. I wish she would tone a little and get rid of the nonsense tats. But I would not hesitate to fuck her all day in mish.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aurora-rae/

No personal experience. Looks old AF. Maybe a lesbo?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ivy-melodia/

I call this one icy melodia. Colder than a well digger's ass. Not into it. Pissed off at trump or something.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/indra-lynx/

She seems new to LA, I think I saw her on the OC lineup. The eyebrows imply a nice Bush. Lots of those flowery pussy eating reviews. Anyone with real information?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

Not interested in this chocolate unless I get some information. She is about 6 feet tall. There is a video of her on the youtube. Meh. Pass.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gwen-avalon/

Lots of potential in this one. Sort of white farm girl hot, but into lots of the eastern bullshit and really does not get into your lingam enough.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

This one epitomizes her generation. Incredible body and tits that are slowly getting a little untone. For sure has the loser boyfriend. Is now the mamasan's little toy they apparently do these festivals together. It is on her temple of bliss page. Lazy ass handjob done in the temple of bliss scissor position to keep you from nutting on her. Really a loss.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

Blech. Double aa ball at best. Bad breath and not cute. A lukewarm mess.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-devi/

A jedi, but probably never a master. She clock watches. It is a shame because she is beautiful and she has hairy pits and legs. Unreal body, but like I said, she is watching the clock and does not let you touch the merch.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elyse/

Kind of looks like the girl across the street who walks her dog. Anyone with information. She seems to look like a pig.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/

Needs to get on the stairmaster and the fake bake. Mediocre white girl with disciplinary issues.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/autumn-rain/

She has made the jump to level 1. I would ask for some info on this one. She looks plain jane.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/

Jedi potential from the pictures. Has graduated from the bullshit training program. Anyone seen her?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

I will see and report. OMG.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

On my list. Looks a little heavy.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-bianchi/

Another possible jedi. Nice collar bone.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elle-sita/

Still on promo. Anyone?

Is this place really all that? I'm in town for work so I'm looking to explore. Can anyone pm me any intel? I'll submit my app online, but can anyone send me leads of who provides some work? Are they really hot? I'm down to switch it up from Asian / Latina to white.

Like. If they see me get hard. They'll know what to do without me asking, right?

Thanks in advance fellas.

[HOB2015]

My ATF I have seen in a couple different states when she tours and I am there on business is there in Los Angeles now. She is hot AF, a good therapist and I've had good dreams. Message me for her info, Seniors only.

[JJangdol]

Fuck the fire and ice. If that monger truly got a BBBJ from a woman under 65 at that joint, the fucken raptors will win an NBA title. Oh wait. Dude, that place on pico has been a shitstain on the boxer shorts EDP445 (look him up on youtube) forever. I went there when they were on ocean park and got a table shower that threw california into a drought, but the old bag would not jerk me off.

I want double source on this. That rub joint on pico is now next to a gourmet pizzza joint where westside moms go to get fat. There is no way that kind of action can be going on there.

Remember, YMMV!

[DayDreamerLoco]

I tested this place yesterday. Easy street parking. Mamasan asks for. 5 and also asks you to fill a little paper form. You can just fake the information you put on the form. After that, you go into the room and get ready for massage.

My therapist was Cici (not sure about the name) a young, a little bit overweight with big boobs Asian girl. The massage was terrible, almost painful, but then she started with a mix of rimming, HJ, BBBJ, balls touch and licking and prostate massage all together that I was taken by surprise. It was like going from pleasure level 0 to pleasure level 100. So intense that I am not even sure what she did to me. I came after a few minutes of pure heaven. I tipped. 5. Highly recommended.

Wow! You got Rim, BBBJ, Prostate and got away with tipping. 5 with no hassle from the girl! You're the man!

[PriscillaM]

Hey New,

I was wondering since you mentioned she did BBBJ on you if by any chance she did a Fire & Ice job? Since you mentioned how you went from 0 to 100 in no time, that's exactly how I felt the only one time I had this done a few years ago in Berkeley, S / F Bay area.

I've been looking for a provider that knows how to do this particular thing.

Let me know if you know what I'm talking about.

Mondo.

Fuck the fire and ice. If that monger truly got a BBBJ from a woman under 65 at that joint, the fucken raptors will win an NBA title. Oh wait. Dude, that place on pico has been a shitstain on the boxer shorts EDP445 (look him up on youtube) forever. I went there when they were on ocean park and got a table shower that threw california into a drought, but the old bag would not jerk me off.

I want double source on this. That rub joint on pico is now next to a gourmet pizzza joint where westside moms go to get fat. There is no way that kind of action can be going on there.

[Mondo72]

I tested this place yesterday. Easy street parking. Mamasan asks for. 5 and also asks you to fill a little paper form. You can just fake the information you put on the form. After that, you go into the room and get ready for massage.

My therapist was Cici (not sure about the name) a young, a little bit overweight with big boobs Asian girl. The massage was terrible, almost painful, but then she started with a mix of rimming, HJ, BBBJ, balls touch and licking and prostate massage all together that I was taken by surprise. It was like going from pleasure level 0 to pleasure level 100. So intense that I am not even sure what she did to me. I came after a few minutes of pure heaven. I tipped. 5. Highly recommended.

Hey New,

I was wondering since you mentioned she did BBBJ on you if by any chance she did a Fire & Ice job? Since you mentioned how you went from 0 to 100 in no time, that's exactly how I felt the only one time I had this done a few years ago in Berkeley, S / F Bay area.

I've been looking for a provider that knows how to do this particular thing.

Let me know if you know what I'm talking about.

Mondo.

[CrunchTime]

I tested this place yesterday. Easy street parking. Mamasan asks for. 5 and also asks you to fill a little paper form. You can just fake the information you put on the form. After that, you go into the room and get ready for massage.

My therapist was Cici (not sure about the name) a young, a little bit overweight with big boobs Asian girl. The massage was terrible, almost painful, but then she started with a mix of rimming, HJ, BBBJ, balls touch and licking and prostate massage all together that I was taken by surprise. It was like going from pleasure level 0 to pleasure level 100. So intense that I am not even sure what she did to me. I came after a few minutes of pure heaven. I tipped. 5. Highly recommended.

Finger in or just through the outside?

[NewLit]

There is the place at pico which is fun but you need to be ready to fuck when you go there. There is almost no massage, the girl just comes in has you stand up next to the table and spreads her legs. If you strike out there it is probably because you are gay or something.

I tested this place yesterday. Easy street parking. Mamasan asks for. 5 and also asks you to fill a little paper form. You can just fake the information you put on the form. After that, you go into the room and get ready for massage.

My therapist was Cici (not sure about the name) a young, a little bit overweight with big boobs Asian girl. The massage was terrible, almost painful, but then she started with a mix of rimming, HJ, BBBJ, balls touch and licking and prostate massage all together that I was taken by surprise. It was like going from pleasure level 0 to pleasure level 100. So intense that I am not even sure what she did to me. I came after a few minutes of pure heaven. I tipped. 5. Highly recommended.

[Davidd69]

Does anyone here know if Kim still works at HT? If so what days is she there?